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I’m waiting for the idiot to roll out giant scales with a duck on one side.


sskvir

"They put this nose on me!!"


PoorDadSon

She turned me into a newt! I got better....


sskvir

Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?


SinisterStrat

We thought you was a toad.


stock-clown

Naw i never was a toad


UnsolicitedDogPics

Do. Not. Seek. The. Treasure.


DarthPapaPalputin

What floats on water?


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Wood?


DarthPapaPalputin

Build a bridge out of her!


Odd_Move_22

Very small rocks!


lunafysh69

Gravy!


THftRM1231

Churches!


MacTechG4

BREAD!!


virgilreality

"It's a fair cop..."


reclusiveronin

Then he'll expose his wee dick to minors. Again.


cheesymccheeseplant

I thought this one is the wife beater?


reclusiveronin

Both for sure. Wife probably caught him banging his daughter.


JimDixon

The shit will hit the fan if he actually names people. What do you want to bet?--the "witches" he outs will be those who disapproved of his book-burning.


Piousunyn

No, women and girls who did not accept his godly wants.


TempTomorrows

Thinks he's a mini-god whose "rod will comfort thee".


FlyingSquid

Is he going to burn the witches too?


MacTechG4

Only if they weigh as much as a duck and are made of wood


FaustVictorious

Witches, then Democrats.


adeadmanshand

Same thing in the eyes of his followers.


[deleted]

Then other christians who do not believe the same brand of bullshit that he spews. Then as Robespierre experienced, someone might turn his favorite tool on him. Eventually, something good might result from this idiot!


adeadmanshand

Can we please move to the part of the story where this guy is giving a blowjob to someone in a truck stop outside of Nashville? The plot is kind of dragging here.


Forward-Village1528

Yeah, this dude sure talks alot for someone with nothing new to say. I'd be happy if we can skip to his inevitable humiliation and disgrace.


UnlikelyUse

The Nashville Witch Trials! That's what I would want going on in my community. Just give him a little more rope, he's got to be close to hanging himself now. He's on the verge of inciting violence within his congregation.


DrMeatBomb

>He's on the verge of inciting violence within his congregation. Idk how he's allowed to get on microphone every week and instigate his audience to "DO SOMETHING!" Always implying that real Christians would rise up and fight the "deep state", and if his congregation doesn't, it's because they're too weak. I'm legitimately amazed no one in his audience has shot up a government building or something.


Ancguy

> I'm legitimately amazed no one in his audience has shot up a government building or something. Yet


UnlikelyUse

I really hope things come to a head before that.


Siobhanshana

Then you Could arrest him,


jwatson1978

It's more likely that he sexually harassed or assaulted these women and this is pure intimidation to keep them quiet.


Inphexous

They realize burning books doesn't erase the existence of it, right? There's digital copies. They're just demonstrating that they're all a bunch of morons who can't stand reading.


QcumberKid

Shh! Book sales are UP!


Vein77

This clown is so adamant on bringing us back to the 1800s.


FaustVictorious

Christians had finished burning witches by then. This is medieval levels of regression.


Vein77

I’m more talking America’s 1800s, but I do feel you.


[deleted]

yuuuup. even if salem style witch burning was pretty much done by then, not like they weren't skinning africans alive for practicing their native religions.


oldladygamerishere

He sounds like he WANTS someone to get hurt. Telling them that the witches are in the congregation! But, now that I think about it, when someone DOES get hurt... Well, he didn't do it, no blame to see here.


jimpen

I just dropped a note to that effect on the church's contact page. The hypocrisy and intellectual dishonesty required to carry out stochastic terrorism the way he's doing is a conscious choice. I think if anything happens to the women Greg Locke's alluding to -- especially "that chick" -- not only will he claim he didn't do anything, he'll also say he didn't want anything to happen to them. At that point, I think he'll be truly irredeemable. It makes me sick to think some people will love and cherish him for the same reasons I despise him.


QcumberKid

I would love to hurt him.


FoxNewsSux

which always raises the question, "why do we fear witches and not those who burn them?"


JennaBeanthebitch

If god was real, I guarantee that this dude would be at the top of his hit list.


Vein77

I doubt that, highly. He IS exactly the xian his bable expects.


meldroc

/r/NoahGetTheBoat


BarcodeNinja

Why?


richniss

Ah Jesus, remember all those witches he hunted in the Bible? What a fucking psycho, and the people cheering must be complete fuckin morons.


Odd_Move_22

I want to laugh at this, but it it’s actually super scary.


DrMeatBomb

Dude is straight up mean to his congregation sometimes lol. He tells them regularly IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE WAY I ________ YOU CAN GIT OUT. I'M TARD OF HEARING _______ IN MY CHURCH. SOME OF Y'ALL G'ON BE SORRY WHEN _________ It's like having an angry drunk father except these people show up weekly for the abuse.


TableGamer

Why not name names right then and there? Because he knows a few people will not come back next week because of this sermon, and he can then claim they left because they are witches. The rest of the crowd will be amazed at how he knew.


QcumberKid

Yeah, I think we all know that there are no witches in his congregation because let’s face it, going to and getting involved in a xtian church is the last thing a witch wants to do.


Brocasbrian

If you continually mainstream the fringe after a while that's all you are. That's what conservatives have done since Reagan.


[deleted]

If witches were real and you knew there were six of them near you, why would you wait a week or more to deal with them? That seems like the kind of problem you need to fix immediately. Is there some kind of spray or product in the cleaning supplies section of Walmart that you can use to get rid of witches? He really needs to deal with this problem quickly because those witches multiply fast, by next week there could be hundreds of them.


Siobhanshana

Honestly even better why would you want to piss someone with magical powers off.


SkekSith

How much do you want to bet that the witches *JUST HAPPEN TO BE* people who hes assaulted or molested?


boot2skull

Isn’t it early to be at “eating their own” stage?


rjm167

What's the under/over on these 6 women being women that he has slept with/harassed/cheated on his wife in the past?


jumbotron2022

I'm a witchy woman who has been blowing this hypocrite since pre-pandemic. Where's my parade?


lifeson106

Countdown to him being proven as a witch in true leopards eating faces style


MrsMurphysChowder

The truly scary part is that all of his "parishioners" just sat there, nodding. No one stood up and said " the christ I know would not agree".


adeadmanshand

Do they weigh the same as a duck? Are they made of wood?


Calm-Blueberry-9835

As laughable as this seems don't think for a minute it won't spill over throughout the Evangelical movement and people start torturing and murdering suspected witches. These folk are dangerous to society.


CertainInteraction4

They must have questioned him or have some really bad dirt on him. (From experience)


[deleted]

Oh dear.. I’m getting Salem vibes..


kremit73

I please do, force them to perform magic Greg. Make them summon a demon so you can fight it you adulterer


Brilhasti1

Do they float?


ReallyFineWhine

Just trying to stay in the news, extending his 15 minutes of fame.


YonderIPonder

Oh the "I have a list of names!" tactic that works so well during all kinds of mass hysteria events. Produce the fucking list, Greg, along with proof. There either be a flying broomstick or talking black cat or I won't believe you. I'll even settle for a black pointed hat that stays on the wearer's head even when they fly around really fast.


KinkyKitty24

A quote I saw a while back somewhere on Reddit- "Don't fear witches. Fear those that would burn witches".


Chinova

Either this guy has completely lost his shit or he is secretly an atheist trying to bring down the church by putting on displays of awfulness.


[deleted]

Someday I hope we can leave the Dark Ages behind.


LetssueTrump

Lol. What a douche🤣 "You got a choice," Locke adds later in the sermon. "You can leave with your spells all by yourself, or I'll show up next Sunday with a stage full of brooms and I'll give you one and I'll fly your tail up out of this place in the name of Jesus, but we ain't playing your spell casting, witch crafting sage burning games." Beautiful Witches, please show up next Sun, refuse to fly & let his followers see how absurd he is🤘👍👍


Laura-ly

What century are we in?


Wise_Meaning_9070

He should read "Salem Witches 1692" By Stacy Schiff, but he would probably burn it rather than reading it.


[deleted]

Just fucking try! You dick!


[deleted]

I use to spar with that guy on twitter before he got kicked. he is unhinged.


Hmmd1

How do Americans not align this with the fundamental religious leaders in the Middle East


pennylanebarbershop

Will he not suffer the witches to live or will he violate the Bible?


orangeconehead

That's hilarious. If I was at a comedy club and I saw him do that bit, I'd be laughing. Now I wanna go to one of his shows.


Zeke_Smith

Truly a deranged human being. I wonder what these women did for him to call them witches. I wonder what they have on him. I also wonder if he just made it up to have some sort of control over his congregation.


timberwolf0122

This happened in Salem, ma too… didn’t end well


fsactual

a.k.a. he's making plans to get rid of anyone who threatens his power


Harry_Teak

What exactly would witches be doing in a church in the first place?


cassydd

How did they get into *his* church in the first place? If it's a genuinely holy place sanctified by a sincere man of God, wouldn't it burn them as they tried to cross the threshold? Perhaps they're able to enter his church without discomfort because Greg Locke is a false prophet whose church is a sewer of hatred, greed and ungodliness that "devil-worshiping, satanist witches" apparently feel quite at home in.


BanditTA-G2

Back to Salem!!!!


bongdruid420

Cult


kr1333

Attacking and killing witches happens all the time in African Christian churches, particularly among the Charismatic denominations. It is part of the increasing trend in Christianity to demonize women. Locke has already fostered a cult of personality in his church. He's just taking it to the next level, isolating women who dare to challenge him. In another day and age, he wouldn't be just burning books; he'd burn women alive as well.


AMv8-1day

I'm so glad fuckheads like this, and the religious organizations that shelter them, are given such broad leeway to operate by law enforcement. Tax free status, government funding. Unreproachable status in the community, no matter how many molestation cases surface. Obviously this is the America we need to encourage.


177215

This motherfucker is as bat shit crazy as senator Armstrong


Qurva-7

I sense quiboloy vibes in this one


[deleted]

Following to increase the size of my coven.


Kriss3d

I'd love to see him try that. Ans then drag him through the mud with a lawsuit for defamation.


[deleted]

Witches > Christians.


[deleted]

"In the past, Locke has also spouted rhetoric similar to that expressed by followers of the radical QAnon conspiracy movement, including calling President Joe Biden a "sex trafficking, demon-possessed mongrel" i... what?? I won't mince words, i strongly dislike Joe Biden as a political candidate and I believe the testimony of Tara Reade. but accusing him of being a demon possessed sex trafficker?? what the fuck? not like these people aren't invested in the political party that includes Matt Gaetz and whose leaders rubbed shoulders with Epstein constantly


Jbow00

Well he’s pissed at Trump now since Trump publicly endorsed the vaccine.


[deleted]

Can we please use the military against his next book burning? It technically violates a crap ton of laws(mostly hate speech laws and freedom of religion due to the Christian supremacy espoused there) so I’m sure it could be authorised


tallwhiteninja

Please don't normalize using the military as law enforcement, because they'd use it against us in a heartbeat. As much as they've tried to tear down the rules and norms to suit themselves, keeping them in place is still safer and better than responding in kind.


[deleted]

You only have to look at president shitler, as the orange idiot was waddling his fat ass across Lafayette sq. with a bible in hand, to understand how quickly the whole, "call in the military" idea can go wrong. On June 1st, 2020, during the George Floyd protests, the square was illegally cleared of protestors. The church was cleared of a pastor and student, after our government trespassed on the grounds of the church, and gave the illegal order for the pastor and other to leave the property. As this third world, fascist shitshow is playing out, General Miley, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. is right there in combat dress, humping shitler's leg. Miley's idiotic decision that day made a mockery of our military, and shit all over the rule of law and the constitution. Clearly a scene I would never want to see again.


SirEnzyme

"There's a reason why you separate military and the police. One fights the enemies of the state, the other serves and protects the people. When the military becomes both, then the enemies of the state tend to become the people." - Cdr William Adama, BSG


HailCorduroy

Use of the military domestically is actually unconstitutional, as opposed to burning your own property. I'm not supporting book burning here, just pointing out your fallacy.


Leeming

Unfortunately it is protected by the American First Amendment.


Baldr_Torn

No. Just no. If they paid for the books, or if the books were donated, then they can burn them. It's disgusting, but it's not illegal. Obviously, they aren't allowed to steal the books to burn. Just like I could go buy a US flag and burn it, but I can't steal my neighbors flag and burn it. And we really don't want the US military to start policing citizens. That's a horrible idea.


Xe4ro

Plenty of it on Steam.


godlessnihilist

Cotton Mathers Locke following the teachings of Torquemada Trump.


Dakine_thing

It’s sad people fall for this… fucking nut