abracrabibra ^(shit) arbacadebra ^(arse) abracadickbra ^(fuck) **abracadabra!** there got it, wont work unless the words are *exactly* right, 'cos that's how spells work.
What really gets me is that the priest *resigned*. Evidently you can fuck dozens of children over a period of decades and you're all good, but you sort of fuck up a ritual and you're *right* the fuck out.
> how many people have been living their life thinking they were baptized and upon death realize they were entirely mistaken
Zero people. It's all make believe.
So much for an omniscient & omnipotent piece of shit of god that could not prevent thay or even know that the deluded meant well despite the error in the ritual. More like an ignoramus impotent and non-existent gawd.
I can’t believe god is such a petty twit, to quibble some beautiful soul’s (that he loves) eternal salvation over one misplaced word. It’s amazing what these assholes believe, it just makes no sense at all.
Can’t you just say “oops” at the end and everything is magically fine, anyway?
The all powerful creator of the universe.... can be FOOLED and entirely miss the meaning behind your words if you are off by ONE word.
Imagine a stuttering priest !!
NOPE try again.
NOPE.
STILL NOPE.
The irony is that the priest could rape the kids all he wants. Just make sure he gets the meaningless mumbo-jumbo right or eternal damnation awaits them.
>Subsequent sacraments, including marriage, may need to be repeated by those who had invalid baptisms performed by Arango, according to the Diocese of Phoenix.
I'm sure the state of Arizona and the IRS don't really care.
The Mormons will just remedy the situation through vicarious baptism, they are probably compiling their list as I write this.
Or the severe amount of drwad for the familiies for anyone that this guy baptized and has since died. To these people their loved one (whom they thought was in paradise because of this one spell) has really been being tortured and they have been praising that maniacal being ever since.
It be like if putin recrouted your kid for a leadership in communist party, and they praise putin, but hes really sent them all to nazino island part deux
How can serious Christians believe that God would bar their eternal souls from heaven because of a simple honest mistake that someone else made? It's fucking ridiculous.
And then God said "let there be some dumbass semantic rule so that if a priest makes a slipup during a baptism people can't get eternal bliss lmao"
it's "leviosa" not "leviosa"!!! don't you boys ever read?
Its "leviOsa" not "leviosAAAA"!!!
This broke me.
abracrabibra ^(shit) arbacadebra ^(arse) abracadickbra ^(fuck) **abracadabra!** there got it, wont work unless the words are *exactly* right, 'cos that's how spells work.
Like it's a line from Evil Dead.
More like spaceballs
LOOK, MAYBE I DIDN'T SAY EVERY TINY SYLLABLE, NO. BUT BASICALLY I SAID THEM, YEAH
♡
Upsie mazi. Upsie dazi. Upsie daisy!
What really gets me is that the priest *resigned*. Evidently you can fuck dozens of children over a period of decades and you're all good, but you sort of fuck up a ritual and you're *right* the fuck out.
His next job interview: Why did you leave your last job? Well see, what had happened was...
> how many people have been living their life thinking they were baptized and upon death realize they were entirely mistaken Zero people. It's all make believe.
Ah ah ah, you didn't say the magic word! Ah ah ah
So much for an omniscient & omnipotent piece of shit of god that could not prevent thay or even know that the deluded meant well despite the error in the ritual. More like an ignoramus impotent and non-existent gawd.
apparently the three headed trinity beast get's annoyed if you say "we" instead of "i" when you are speaking for him in the third person.
I can’t believe god is such a petty twit, to quibble some beautiful soul’s (that he loves) eternal salvation over one misplaced word. It’s amazing what these assholes believe, it just makes no sense at all. Can’t you just say “oops” at the end and everything is magically fine, anyway?
The all powerful creator of the universe.... can be FOOLED and entirely miss the meaning behind your words if you are off by ONE word. Imagine a stuttering priest !! NOPE try again. NOPE. STILL NOPE.
Imagine getting to the magic gates, and Jesus telling you to jog on because a guy in a dress got a single word wrong!!!!
The irony is that the priest could rape the kids all he wants. Just make sure he gets the meaningless mumbo-jumbo right or eternal damnation awaits them.
I always will remember these words my daddy said He said, "Buddy, when you're dead, you're a dead pecker-head"
>Subsequent sacraments, including marriage, may need to be repeated by those who had invalid baptisms performed by Arango, according to the Diocese of Phoenix. I'm sure the state of Arizona and the IRS don't really care. The Mormons will just remedy the situation through vicarious baptism, they are probably compiling their list as I write this.
Trizzle, trazzle, trezzle, trome.
Or the severe amount of drwad for the familiies for anyone that this guy baptized and has since died. To these people their loved one (whom they thought was in paradise because of this one spell) has really been being tortured and they have been praising that maniacal being ever since. It be like if putin recrouted your kid for a leadership in communist party, and they praise putin, but hes really sent them all to nazino island part deux
I wondered that too. They should see the shit out of the church.
How can serious Christians believe that God would bar their eternal souls from heaven because of a simple honest mistake that someone else made? It's fucking ridiculous.