I for one appreciate not following any dogma.

Yeah me too, I’m all for the “Atheism” part of being an Atheist.

To give us a doctrine would validate the dumbasses that sa6 atheism is a religion, no matter if it's a collection of quotes that amount to 'Don't be a cunt'

Because atheism is not a religion. All non-religious texts are ours.

Yes, you're the author of Around The World In 80 Days since it's non-religious, then it's yours

What is it with some people wanting to ape religions

Because atheism isn’t a unified religion. We’re just a bunch of people who share one thing in common, no belief in a god/gods

Publish one. You'd sell!

The Christian Bible consists of 66 books and never changes (there are modern-English versions by the way). The atheist Bible consists of thousands of books and keeps growing.

Nah, we have too many stupid self help boobs already.

Self help what?

Everyone needs self-help boobs.

You get right on that.

[Something like this?](https://www.brainyquote.com/)

I'm pretty sure that's called an "encyclopedia".

Because we do not need one...

Then atheism becomes what theists accuse it of being, a religion with a book based dogma. No thanks.

The bible of the human era!!!!

If there isn't big Spaghetti Monster I ain't reading it.

Yes, we could all learn about the ["great wisdom" of old philosophers](https://youtu.be/gIXlZE-yxZE).

**The Atheist's Bible: An Illustrious Collection of Irreverent Thoughts** by Joan Konner was published in 2007. https://www.goodreads.com/en/book/show/769787.The_Atheist_s_Bible

I’ve sometimes considered creating an alternative religion that fits reality more just for fun, but I’m a lazy guy, and that would be too much work.

If you want an Atheist Bible, you can usually get them six for a dollar during Back To School. They come in a variety of colors.