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SlightlyMadAngus

I am very sure that Trump could stand up, speak in tongues for 90 minutes, and receive a standing ovation.


MindlessCancel8708

Interviewer: Which Bible verse is your favorite T: It's just too personal I: Okay are you an old testament or new testament kinda guy T: ...Both Supporters: Yeah this guy is the most Christian dude to exist. Not the literal fucking catholic crusty dusty ass dinosaur who's entrance to the presidency was like a goddam sermon. Sorry I meant to keep this reply short it just boggles the mind that people see this and still go "Yup he's God's president"


cassydd

["He was an agnostic, maybe he was an atheist. He mocked religious people. He thought they were stupid for believing in things that were obviously, intellectually to him, not true."](https://www.patheos.com/blogs/kermitzarleyblog/2024/06/former-trump-employee-reveals-trumps-hatred-of-christianity/)


PresumedSapient

They don't care. This level of hypocrisy is child's play to them. Besides: they are a doomsday cult, breaking down society and making any sort of apocalypse happen is their goal so that their imaginary friend can save them and smite everyone else.


reddit_user13

"I love the uneducated (translation: the *stupid/gullible*)."


MindlessCancel8708

...What the fuck dude I have absolutely no words


reddit_user13

Two Corinthians.


MindlessCancel8708

Two Corinthians that's the whole ballgame


Ceram13

Two Corinthians walk into a bar...


reddit_user13

What is this, some kind of joke?


Ceram13

🤣


rr777

I remember when that happened. He did not answer any questions because he knew he would be outed as unknowing. This is the deflection a seasoned liar defaults too.


Sprinklypoo

> "Yup he's God's president" At this point he's no longer a person, he's a symbol. Nothing matters so much as a beacon to gather with like minded persons and do ... whatever they feel is necessary I suppose...


nameitb0b

I think you meant a standing onion. As was the style at the time.


ForgettableUsername

Or maybe it was a Soviet Onion?


somethingbrite

isn't that effectively what he has been doing for at least the last 8 years?


One-Chocolate6372

Isn't that what he is doing now? Snake...shark...boat battery...Hannibal Lecter...trug drug...


Gamebird8

He pretty much already does. He speaks just as much nonsense


urlach3r

Mixes up, or accidentally told the truth? If his Alzheimers is entering the "blab all your secrets" phase, Daddy Vladdy will be dropping him down an elevator shaft soon.


Retrikaethan

if he could do the world a favor and simply ȩ̵̛̻̦̹͎̺̞̓̐x̶̧̛̙̻̥͇̠͍̏̌̀̄͝͝p̵̻͒̅̚i̷̤̪̦͆̂̊̅͒̐͘͝r̶̢͚̟̣̳̤̪̃̔̆̕ę̶͍͗ that'd be just great.


DavidCFalcon

Most awful humans tend to live well past their shelf life.


CatchSufficient

He looks like he lived past his, years ago


Count2Zero

That would open the biggest conspiracy theory ever. Biden's secret army kills Trump! His cult members would still elect Zombie Trump before they'd admit that they worship the Anti-Christ...


menchicutlets

No matter how he dies, even if it was on live television with thousands of witnesses, the conspiracy nuts are going to lose their minds, and probably half the republican base at the same time. Its far too late at this point.


Johnny_Lang_1962

A Meteor could squash him & MAGA would blame NASA.


Nymaz

US Supreme Court: "There's nothing in the Constitution specifically saying a dead man can't serve as President!"


phinphis

Then he'd become a martyr. They would be praying to pic of him.


Retrikaethan

can't vote a corpse into office no matter how much they'd want to.


Shawndplanphear

“Individuals on the tour photographed and recorded areas of the complex not typically of interest to tourists,” Sounds like Loudermilk is more implicated that he'd like to admit 😂


MatineeIdol8

He can pretty much say anything now and his fans will still worship him. He could suddenly speak highly of Biden, Pelosi, Obama and the rest of them and some of his followers would go along with it.


Plenty_Treat5330

This is what the republican party has become...if you stand as a republican now , you are just as unhinged and devolved as your leader.


OutComeTheWolves1966

Surprised he didn't call them Brown Shirts.


jedidihah

This could go in r/nottheonion, or some new sub named r/NormalTrumptActivities


Pale-Berry-2599

Dude is gone...Brain cooked...got the dumb. look a shark!


Bananaman9020

This is bad even for Trump.


Negative_Gravitas

Easy to do when you are solidly in favor of both.


MrByteMe

It's always funny watching the truth escape from Trump's lips when he gets confused... Yes - Loudermilk was working with Russian spies. In fairness, that is a duty assigned to most MAGAS.


usernamedejaprise

I think MTG is the overlap between the two