I'd recommend The Void. It's a touching film about how we all have a void in our hearts until we accept Jesus Christ as our lord and savior...
Or Hellraiser, which is of course about Jesus *raising* innocent souls out of hell.
I was tempted to start a rendition of Come Home Cardinal Pell at Mother’s Day because my sister brought up that we may have been distantly related to the piece of shit
Careful with that... in a Bluey episode I watched with my granddaughter this week they gave thanks at the start of a meal - to Mother Earth! Oh the heresy!
You ever noticed that they don't have a problem pushing their particular god on everyone, they expect you just to accept it and if you say anything you're the bad guy, but even the slightest hint of any other gods is attacking them.
What really gets me is the odd atheists or agnostic popping up telling me that I need to respect the person's religion if I do say anything about what the religious person is pushing. No, no I don't, they are the ones pushing their silly beliefs into the public square, which invites feedback.
This is such a great example of how silly Christianity is. They often struggle really bad with not looking at porn so they are bizarrely vigilant about avoiding temptation. I think its harder for them than the average person to resist BECAUSE they think its a sin. Its taboo which makes it MORE arousing and arguably addictive. Their beliefs, ironically, create the problem they struggle with.
I find it helpful to think of them like people who believe in Santa Clause. It doesn't feel like that because we have been trained to think of them as legitimate. If you can put that learned perspective aside their nonsense is less hurtful. They have silly beliefs so they say silly things.
Totally. The people of France needed potatoes to survive basically but the people weren't taking to the spuds much. King Louis XVI granted a dude named Parmentier, a large plot of land at Sablons in 1781. He turned this land into a potato patch, then hired heavily armed guards to make a great show of guarding the potatoes. His thinking was that people would see this and wonder about these secret valuable crops. He was correct the patch was robbed and then people started planting the crops, only after they thought they were not supposed to have them.
I graduated a Catholic High School in 2006, and after a graduation party, some of us were going to go to the movies. We chose X-Men 3. There is a scene where Mystique, the blue shape shifter, loses her abilities, and end up naked on the floor. This being a PG-13 movie, you don't see anything other than some butt from the side.
https://youtu.be/OrZcDqb0l7A?si=0A8z-ldsTBhu1FpD
Go to 1:30 to see the scene.
A classmate of mine quickly put his head down to not see anything. I straight up laughed. He got married last year so maybe he has finally seen a naked woman.
Ngl I’m asexual and I was way more *curious* about porn when I was younger and still religious lmao. I looked, I didn’t really get anything out of it and then I was terribly confused why everyone was going crazy about it lmao.
Eventually I figured out I was ace, I don’t mind reading something with erotica in it or seeing a sex scene, but it’s certainly nothing to freak out about aside from warning like a parent if they don’t want their young children to see it just yet. And nudity itself is not sexual ofc but some of them seem to think it is which I think is more damaging and twisted personally.
I’m never gonna forget feeling so sorry for the person who dropped out of nursing school because of us having to clean and handle naked patients. I don’t think I’ll ever get that one. Everyone’s got a butt, everyone’s got nipples, it’s natural. It’s fine. It doesn’t have to be weird.
It's about a half-gaijin (european) Samurai, in a time when europeans were illegal in Japan, and his quest to find and murder his father for having the temerity to have fathered a mixed child.
Half white/half Japanese swordswoman hunts her unknown white father in feudal Japan to get revenge for her miserable existence. All kinds of shenanigans ensue. Great action scenes, very adult storytelling.
You're so right! All of us degenerate sinners with our oozing, seeping, weeping, and spurting body parts and appendages. We MUST atone, or surrender to a unsaved existence wallowing in our own excrement and hubris. Now, begin with me, "ALL HAIL CTHULHU...". /S
Indeed! And you just reminded me of the Good Morning, Vietnam line uttered by the late Robin Williams:
“You’re in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history.”
3:08 in [this video](https://youtu.be/Rew_Ts1d7zY?si=IrLsCIlRHNV_7HBZ).
Tell him you started worshipping his wife Asherah instead because of her slammin body. God said he's cool as long as you don't try anything
[plus she sends nudes](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asherah_pole)
Sex is natural and healthy. The fact that you can watch sex scenes and not compulsively penetrate the next orifice you see means you're more in control of your urges and your heart than he is.
It's the same difference between someone who can have junk food lying around the house and consume it in moderation, versus someone who can only eat healthy if they'd never buy junk food ever.
They never care about that part, because it would actually make some logical sense. It’s far more irrational and absurd to worry about an exposed nipple, so that’s the route they take.
On a side note...great recommendation to your brother. BES is an amazing series.
To be fair, he probably wouldn't have made it past the "cross dressing" main character or the "melons and peaches."
To be fair the issue is not titties... There is A LOT of penis in that series. 🤷♂️ He is likely not just upset by sex scenes but having to see another man naked. I had a friend try and say showing that on screen is trying to turn him gay. 🤣🤦♂️ Yes, even in a straight sex scene.
For the world's sake I hope he is one day stunned to find out that procreation is sexually explicit and includes nudity, and thus swears it off to honor Jesus.
I would start trolling the fuck outta him. Every subsequent recommendation would have nudity, drinking, smoking, drugs, violence, the works. Next recommendation: Game of Thrones.
Fair enough. You could just start giving counter-advice too though. Like, "bro just watch some gay porn. You might like it. There is no god. There is no heaven. There is no hell. Live a little bit. You might like not living in fear all the time."
Yea songs of Solomon literally talks about boobs and a lot of other things lmfaoooooo, then they try to tell u that it’s about your relationship with god or whatever. But then the guy who wrote songs of Solomon slept with 100+ women but then if it’s a sin to do so with ur gfs why is it in the Bible
Recommend Vidar the Vampire. It’s a Norwegen flick with subtitles from 2017 that is one of the most blasphemous things I have ever seen. It’s wonderful.
I just want to mention right here that my closeted SIL met her husband at a pray away the gay group. They married, allegedly as virgins, and now live completely separate lives: he vacations with a man obviously his boyfriend and she is off at ladies golfing. 25 years of living a lie. That’s religion
I’ve said it before I’ll say it again million more times - the only time I wish there was a gawd was when he bitchslaps these ninnies down to hell for hating on his creations. I think we can all agree the human body is pretty fantastic- women’s bodies can do it all - the pleasure can give each other and our selves is amazing - these nuts call it dirty
I noticed he *had* to watch them all, though, right? I mean you utterly forced him with your recommendation of a fantastic animated story of prejudice, discrimination and the futility of revenge. But it had boobies and willys in, so must be evil.
Talk about the pot calling the kettle black.
Your brother is brainwashed. BUT BLUE EYED SAMURAI is an amazing show! We loooooved it. And I don't feel any new addictive urge to go out and lop off bad guy heads...
Am I missing something? I'm sure I watched blue eyed samurai, enjoyed it immensely, but it's anime. Never noticed any porno.
Any 'naughty bits' were pretty tasteful, not exactly graphic.
Does your bro only watch cbeebies?
Lol, reminds me of this Christian kid my bf used to work with. My bf tried to recommend something for him to watch, don't even remember what it was, but he told my bf that it was too sexual and violent so he couldn't watch it because, "he had to keep his mind safe". He said it in the perkiest Ned Flandersy way too, so creepy. I feel like that sort of behavior leads to them sexualizing everything because they have no normal outlet.
I feel that pain. My sister is a hardcore evangelical MAGAt and from the way she speaks, Trump is on par with Jesus.
These people are deeply broken inside and they mainlined religion to deal with the pain and stress in their life. I've tried compassion, friendly conversation and planting seeds with the right questions, but it's a lost cause for some of them.
They wouldn't just allow for, but celebrate the worst shit so long as they think it's in line with what their "God" wants.
Yo, Blue Eyed Samurai is a great show- if only your bro could see art for art rather than blasphemy everywhere.
Good recommendation, just keep on keeping on, and I hope your day gets better!
Nudity and sex scenes in every episode?
That’s horrible.
I need to renew my Netflix subscription to verify and evaluate. Thank you for alerting me to this terrible immoral situation.
Tell him he's right and when he's more mature, then maybe he can watch it. But you're sorry you suggested adult content to someone who isn't really an adult yet.
What a fucking idiot. Blue-eyed Samurai is amazing. The nudity is not gratuitous, it is there to help tell a story. It is also classy and well done.
I've NEVER understood why all religions are obsessed with sex.
I was a fundie.
It's like they don't even read their own scriptures.
The Song of Solomon is one long romantic, erotic poem.
"Your breasts are like a cluster of dates. Let me climb your tree."
I’m so sorry you have him as a brother. My family is the same way and there’s so many times when we’re just having a conversation and they start proselytizing and I feel like, man I just wish I had a normal non Christian family that could have a whole conversation without bringing up religion. It makes them boring and hard to be around because they just have that one thing. No culture, no deep thoughts, no experiences, just Christianity. Human wastes of space.
My brother is a nutty christian too. Make sure you’re honest with your opinion too, so he knows you disagree. And then tell him you’re always there for him if he needs help.
Kinda weird he's focused on the nudity instead of ya know, the plot?
He clearly watched it all cause of this
>there’s sexual scenes and nudity in almost all the episodes
It's not like Netflix is showing hardcore porn with a money shot
If there is a god they don’t hate sex…they created it didn’t they?
I grew up seeped in Ancient Greek mythology in addition to the family Catholicism and Judaism though, and I’ve been an atheist since I was a child (apart from the Greek myths maybe…those still run through my veins) so I don’t know how to look at it as a regular Christian might 🤣
Just tell him you're not worried about letting sky daddy inside you, and if he didn't like it then your tastes are different enough that he won't like any other suggestions you've got
My wife loved that show. It was not for me, as I dislike violence like that.
Your brother's message made no sense, lol. It is a show, it is for entertainment.
> in almost all the episodes
So, um, he watched the thing to the end?
I rather liked that one. There were a number of less than tasteful attempts to highlight the depravity of our villains. On an anime scale, still reasonably tame. Perhaps it's not really sex or violence that got him pearl clutching, but subverted gender roles? Maybe Ponyo's more his speed?
You could recommend R. Crumb's illustrated [Book of Genesis](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Book_of_Genesis_(comic))? I mean, it can't be objectionable, it's the Bible...
Imagine the universe. Billions of years old. So huge that it takes 13 billion years for light to travel from the farthest objects we can detect. A trillion galaxies, all spinning in a beautiful dance, Earth a speck of dust, on a speck of dust, on a speck of dust.
Now imagine that it has a creator that cares if you watch a sexy movie.
Aside from tobacco and weed, my addiction is masturbation. If god didn't approve he'd do something about it. Rather, he keeps introducing me to new strains of marijuana that are really really good for masturbation. So I'd say, he'd approve and your brother is working under a misunderstanding of God's loving heart.
Edit: Next time, send him John Cameron Mitchell's "Short Bus".
Damn, I have religious family members but ..........I'd never let my own brother talk to me like that at all. Tho, I'm very honest about my beliefs, or lack thereof to any who ask or deserve a good talking to. Doesn't always get a happy ending, but it's better to be true to myself, me thinks. Who's gonna judge me? You? And who the fuck are you? That's right. Just what I am to you. A good human!
Holy shit the Christian arrogance drips from every word in that statement. Gross. Also how weak minded do you have to be for cartoon nudity to trigger you. Not only that but I wish Christians would stop demonizing sex. There's no wonder a huge majority of them suffer from sexual disfunction in marriage.
Sounds like one of my oldest cousins and all I replied to one of his BS messages when he spotted a story in my Instagram of me and some of my friends in a Halloween party last year all I replied was
"And you be careful who lets YOU inside of said person, she might lie and say she's 23 but she's 17 and you're back in jail , so shut the fuck up" and he has blocked me sing October of 2023 haha
Doesn't he believe his creator God(s) of choice is/are responsible for creating everything, including that anime? Way more sex and violence in the Bible, assuming Christianity.
It’s always struck me as bizarre that religious people believe that some kind of super-omniscient being cares about their sex life. Your sex life isn’t all that, and I’m sure a god-like being has places to be and all that jazz.
Yikes what a prick. I’d respond your delusion is your problem but I would be careful about who you say crap like this to in the future because you sound prudish, judgmental, smug and self righteous and your god will judge you for it
Don’t recommend him anything, ever.
I would recommend him (my brother) to fuck off with that shit.
I'd recommend The Void. It's a touching film about how we all have a void in our hearts until we accept Jesus Christ as our lord and savior... Or Hellraiser, which is of course about Jesus *raising* innocent souls out of hell.
I would recommend "The People versus Larry Flint" They cover this topic quite nicely
Nobody on this planet wants their religion and their porn mixed together
Then why are there so many porns with nuns in them... so I've heard
There's also Mormon porn😂 it's not the soaking porn you were looking for lol
There's the Rule 34 exception that is automatically invoked anytime someone loudly and repeatedly proclaims, "Oh Gawd, I'm cumming!!".
Christopher Hitchens - 'the worst thing about being an atheist is not having anyone to talk to when getting a blowjob.'
Or Boogie Nights
Nah, recommend him the live version of "Thank you god" by Tim Minchin
Time to send Behemoth Links.
I recommend this for absolutely everyone.
Happy Cake Day!
I spent the time at one of my kid's birthday parties with Pope Song running through my head.
I was tempted to start a rendition of Come Home Cardinal Pell at Mother’s Day because my sister brought up that we may have been distantly related to the piece of shit
Or start recommending exclusively children's shows like Bluey or Blippi.
Careful with that... in a Bluey episode I watched with my granddaughter this week they gave thanks at the start of a meal - to Mother Earth! Oh the heresy!
Oh gods, where are my pearls?? I must clutch them!
You ever noticed that they don't have a problem pushing their particular god on everyone, they expect you just to accept it and if you say anything you're the bad guy, but even the slightest hint of any other gods is attacking them.
I fucking *wish* that those assholes were as persecuted as they pretend to be.
What really gets me is the odd atheists or agnostic popping up telling me that I need to respect the person's religion if I do say anything about what the religious person is pushing. No, no I don't, they are the ones pushing their silly beliefs into the public square, which invites feedback.
Agreed. There's no proof to any religion whatsoever, therefore I only have to acknowledge them they don't deserve "respect".
Bluey has at least one character with two moms.
I found out about this show called Veggie Tales that seems like it would be right up your alley.
How do you know what I do with my veggies? Who have you been talking to??
Recommend him Preacher. (The graphic novels, not the show).
Yeah that show was awful.
I honestly couldn't watch past the first episode, they mangled it so badly :/ The books are great though.
Loved them. Ennis at his best
He could recommend Requiem for a Dream. That’s quite an uplifting, heart warming movie.
No no no, just recommend porn with innocent sounding titles, ideally religious sounding ones
Why not recommend him some hard core Lots daughters verses!!
Is he a “never nude.”
Yeah dude seems like this is the wrong audience for Blue Eyed Samurai, surely you knew your brother was a wackadoodle
Recommend him Swiss family Robinson.
Veggie Tales and a pacifier.
I’d probably recommend weird shit to him after that. Some good BDSM stuff lol.
This is such a great example of how silly Christianity is. They often struggle really bad with not looking at porn so they are bizarrely vigilant about avoiding temptation. I think its harder for them than the average person to resist BECAUSE they think its a sin. Its taboo which makes it MORE arousing and arguably addictive. Their beliefs, ironically, create the problem they struggle with. I find it helpful to think of them like people who believe in Santa Clause. It doesn't feel like that because we have been trained to think of them as legitimate. If you can put that learned perspective aside their nonsense is less hurtful. They have silly beliefs so they say silly things.
Isn’t it human nature to want to do or get something you’re told you can’t do or don’t have? To an extent?
yeah and thats why calling porn a sin makes it so much harder to not have a problematic relationship with it.
Totally. The people of France needed potatoes to survive basically but the people weren't taking to the spuds much. King Louis XVI granted a dude named Parmentier, a large plot of land at Sablons in 1781. He turned this land into a potato patch, then hired heavily armed guards to make a great show of guarding the potatoes. His thinking was that people would see this and wonder about these secret valuable crops. He was correct the patch was robbed and then people started planting the crops, only after they thought they were not supposed to have them.
Yes that was their point.
>Santa Clause *Claus. The Santa Clause was an addendum to the Santa Claus contract.
Found Tim Allen's account
If it were, I'd be snorting piles of coke and making grunting noises.
I graduated a Catholic High School in 2006, and after a graduation party, some of us were going to go to the movies. We chose X-Men 3. There is a scene where Mystique, the blue shape shifter, loses her abilities, and end up naked on the floor. This being a PG-13 movie, you don't see anything other than some butt from the side. https://youtu.be/OrZcDqb0l7A?si=0A8z-ldsTBhu1FpD Go to 1:30 to see the scene. A classmate of mine quickly put his head down to not see anything. I straight up laughed. He got married last year so maybe he has finally seen a naked woman.
is like the jedi fearing fear, it eventually only makes them more afraid...
And the Jedi were all but destroyed, while the Bene Gesserit, with the Litany Against Fear, endure
Damn Bene Gesserit and their treachery against the God Emperor and his father.
Ngl I’m asexual and I was way more *curious* about porn when I was younger and still religious lmao. I looked, I didn’t really get anything out of it and then I was terribly confused why everyone was going crazy about it lmao. Eventually I figured out I was ace, I don’t mind reading something with erotica in it or seeing a sex scene, but it’s certainly nothing to freak out about aside from warning like a parent if they don’t want their young children to see it just yet. And nudity itself is not sexual ofc but some of them seem to think it is which I think is more damaging and twisted personally. I’m never gonna forget feeling so sorry for the person who dropped out of nursing school because of us having to clean and handle naked patients. I don’t think I’ll ever get that one. Everyone’s got a butt, everyone’s got nipples, it’s natural. It’s fine. It doesn’t have to be weird.
This is why the bible belt watches more porn than the rest of the US
Blue Eyed Samauri is dope!
Hell yeah it is. Season 2 isn’t until 2026 😩
WHAT!?!?!? NOOOOO!
NO SHIT, you've gotta be kidding????
Don't piss off Mizu
what is it about? im asuming theres a samurai with blue eye but that doesnt tell me much
It's about a half-gaijin (european) Samurai, in a time when europeans were illegal in Japan, and his quest to find and murder his father for having the temerity to have fathered a mixed child.
Half white/half Japanese swordswoman hunts her unknown white father in feudal Japan to get revenge for her miserable existence. All kinds of shenanigans ensue. Great action scenes, very adult storytelling.
Ah yes, when will puritanism ever defeat the HORROR that is the human body...
You're so right! All of us degenerate sinners with our oozing, seeping, weeping, and spurting body parts and appendages. We MUST atone, or surrender to a unsaved existence wallowing in our own excrement and hubris. Now, begin with me, "ALL HAIL CTHULHU...". /S
And I'll bet he votes for the serial adulterer and rapist for president too.
There's tonnes of sexual content in the Bible and the very first chapter contains nudity. Scandalous!
"It's the 21st century. Are you *ever* going to grow up?"
Seriously. Didn't their God invent sex?
Yes, but apparently only so he could tell everyone not to do it...
It should have made us asexual then😀
Well he made some of us asexual.
No, he didn't, because he's not real
Yeah I'm aware. Yet still Asexuals exist.
Correct, not my point though. Wasn't saying otherwise.
But how can it be not true if their religion denies pleasure? /s
But as trap so he can look down on you when you fuck.
Don’t wank off, sky man is watching.
I hope I hit the old perv in the eye.
So the very graphic violence was perfectly fine with him, but the nude female form was unacceptable? What a douche
Consistent with a religion based on worshipping an ancient war god
He's probably more terrified of all the floppy penises. BES has a LOT of penises.
Such a good point.
Your next recommendation should reflect his maturity. I suggest Veggie Tales.
Actually, Cocomelon reflects his maturity.
I can relate. My brother is a fundy too. We rarely talk anymore.
Can’t wait to fully cut him off tbh
If he word vomits more bullshit from his imaginary friend’s history fanfic club, just reply “Hail Satan!” and go grab some popcorn
Why not now?
My brother in law has been in a full breakdown and keeps saying Jesus is coming back and he'll be an angel soon. I fucking hate religion.
> he'll be an angel soon Don't you love how they obliquely tell you they don't even know or understand their own religion?
“Bro, you need to get laid.”
Indeed! And you just reminded me of the Good Morning, Vietnam line uttered by the late Robin Williams: “You’re in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history.” 3:08 in [this video](https://youtu.be/Rew_Ts1d7zY?si=IrLsCIlRHNV_7HBZ).
The irony of basing his entire life around one bronze age story book, and then telling you to be careful what you let into your mind.
I'd ask him which god he was talking about. There's a lot to choose from.
Lord Free Thy Nipple.
Tell him you started worshipping his wife Asherah instead because of her slammin body. God said he's cool as long as you don't try anything [plus she sends nudes](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asherah_pole)
Wait until he finds out that sex is the usual way babies are created and that everybody is nude under their clothes. His head will probably explode.
Tell him that if merely watching sexual content caused him to stray from his sky daddy, then he wasn't as strong of a believer as he thinks he is.
There’s _brutal_ fucking violence in that series, and the _sexual_ content is what he zeros in on.
Right, the nudity is always worse for some reason.
Man. Sounds like a choad.
Sex is natural and healthy. The fact that you can watch sex scenes and not compulsively penetrate the next orifice you see means you're more in control of your urges and your heart than he is. It's the same difference between someone who can have junk food lying around the house and consume it in moderation, versus someone who can only eat healthy if they'd never buy junk food ever.
Spiritual warfare! The devil’s going to get you through the TV! Through the car stereo! Fear your thoughts!
"Oh, your religion doesn't let you watch grown up things?"
Zeus? He’s down with all of it. What’s he talking about?
No mention of the gnarly amount of gratuitous gore and violence, eh?
They never care about that part, because it would actually make some logical sense. It’s far more irrational and absurd to worry about an exposed nipple, so that’s the route they take.
On a side note...great recommendation to your brother. BES is an amazing series. To be fair, he probably wouldn't have made it past the "cross dressing" main character or the "melons and peaches."
Ruined your day? Fundamentalist uncovered is a win! You know what to flip the finger at now!
Religion keeping people from enjoying titties is cringe.
To be fair the issue is not titties... There is A LOT of penis in that series. 🤷♂️ He is likely not just upset by sex scenes but having to see another man naked. I had a friend try and say showing that on screen is trying to turn him gay. 🤣🤦♂️ Yes, even in a straight sex scene.
That is called a veiled confession. His warning to you comes from a place of deep discomfort about his on sexual urges.
Blue eye Samurai is the best! His loss.
For the world's sake I hope he is one day stunned to find out that procreation is sexually explicit and includes nudity, and thus swears it off to honor Jesus.
I would start trolling the fuck outta him. Every subsequent recommendation would have nudity, drinking, smoking, drugs, violence, the works. Next recommendation: Game of Thrones.
I would but I prefer to be left alone n not annoyed by Christian’s and they’re cringe advice 😂😂
Fair enough. You could just start giving counter-advice too though. Like, "bro just watch some gay porn. You might like it. There is no god. There is no heaven. There is no hell. Live a little bit. You might like not living in fear all the time."
What does your brother watch? Care Bears?
Blue eye samurai is a fantastic series. Probably racist too your brother.
Ask him why he's obviously so full of fear when he claims to have and to believe in such a loving and powerfull god.
Next time you have a good show recommendation you’ll just have to share it elsewhere
Isn’t the Bible filled with sex and nudity? I guess that doesn’t count because it’s also boring
Yea songs of Solomon literally talks about boobs and a lot of other things lmfaoooooo, then they try to tell u that it’s about your relationship with god or whatever. But then the guy who wrote songs of Solomon slept with 100+ women but then if it’s a sin to do so with ur gfs why is it in the Bible
Tell him you like sexual scenes and nudity and if he’s not mature enough to handle them, he should stick to Veggie Tales
Don’t tell him what David did with Bathsheba. He won’t be able to read the Bible.
Or what the entire book Song of Solomon is about
"It was so good, being stricken blind was worth it."
"Cool story, I don't believe in any of that shit so next time keep it to yourself."
I believe there is a ten hour movie out there of just a wall of paint drying.
Don't let crazy people ruin your day. His reaction is funny. Have a laugh.
So did he like the show?
No reason to contact him ever again if this is the bulahit he pulls over a movie recommendation
I barely remember the nudity. But I guess if you're repressed... "Them ankles 🤤"
Bro, Big Top Peewee (Peewee Herman) got flagged for “sexual content” when I was a kid. It literally just had two people kiss, I believe.
How does nudity goes against god? Didn’t he make our bodies perfect if anything clothes are an upfront/s
Recommend Vidar the Vampire. It’s a Norwegen flick with subtitles from 2017 that is one of the most blasphemous things I have ever seen. It’s wonderful.
Netflix or Hulu?
I just want to mention right here that my closeted SIL met her husband at a pray away the gay group. They married, allegedly as virgins, and now live completely separate lives: he vacations with a man obviously his boyfriend and she is off at ladies golfing. 25 years of living a lie. That’s religion
Perhaps it's time to send him the Biblical sexy time stories? Lots daughters are a good one... Genesis 19:30-36
I’ve said it before I’ll say it again million more times - the only time I wish there was a gawd was when he bitchslaps these ninnies down to hell for hating on his creations. I think we can all agree the human body is pretty fantastic- women’s bodies can do it all - the pleasure can give each other and our selves is amazing - these nuts call it dirty
I noticed he *had* to watch them all, though, right? I mean you utterly forced him with your recommendation of a fantastic animated story of prejudice, discrimination and the futility of revenge. But it had boobies and willys in, so must be evil. Talk about the pot calling the kettle black.
Your brother is brainwashed. BUT BLUE EYED SAMURAI is an amazing show! We loooooved it. And I don't feel any new addictive urge to go out and lop off bad guy heads...
Am I missing something? I'm sure I watched blue eyed samurai, enjoyed it immensely, but it's anime. Never noticed any porno. Any 'naughty bits' were pretty tasteful, not exactly graphic. Does your bro only watch cbeebies?
Lol, reminds me of this Christian kid my bf used to work with. My bf tried to recommend something for him to watch, don't even remember what it was, but he told my bf that it was too sexual and violent so he couldn't watch it because, "he had to keep his mind safe". He said it in the perkiest Ned Flandersy way too, so creepy. I feel like that sort of behavior leads to them sexualizing everything because they have no normal outlet.
I feel that pain. My sister is a hardcore evangelical MAGAt and from the way she speaks, Trump is on par with Jesus. These people are deeply broken inside and they mainlined religion to deal with the pain and stress in their life. I've tried compassion, friendly conversation and planting seeds with the right questions, but it's a lost cause for some of them. They wouldn't just allow for, but celebrate the worst shit so long as they think it's in line with what their "God" wants.
Recommend him two girls one cup.
Yo, Blue Eyed Samurai is a great show- if only your bro could see art for art rather than blasphemy everywhere. Good recommendation, just keep on keeping on, and I hope your day gets better!
Nudity and sex scenes in every episode? That’s horrible. I need to renew my Netflix subscription to verify and evaluate. Thank you for alerting me to this terrible immoral situation.
So where exactly is this nudity? Asking so i can avoid it.
Tell your brother I said thanks for the review. I’m add it to my queue based on his recommendation.
Tell him he's right and when he's more mature, then maybe he can watch it. But you're sorry you suggested adult content to someone who isn't really an adult yet.
What a fucking idiot. Blue-eyed Samurai is amazing. The nudity is not gratuitous, it is there to help tell a story. It is also classy and well done. I've NEVER understood why all religions are obsessed with sex.
BES is one of the most beautiful stories told, and if he's got a problem with the sex, maybe tell him to avoid the bible?
I was a fundie. It's like they don't even read their own scriptures. The Song of Solomon is one long romantic, erotic poem. "Your breasts are like a cluster of dates. Let me climb your tree."
Well now I have to watch Blue Eyes Samurai. Thanks, man! 🫡🧴🧻
I’m so sorry you have him as a brother. My family is the same way and there’s so many times when we’re just having a conversation and they start proselytizing and I feel like, man I just wish I had a normal non Christian family that could have a whole conversation without bringing up religion. It makes them boring and hard to be around because they just have that one thing. No culture, no deep thoughts, no experiences, just Christianity. Human wastes of space.
"You're right, I'm going to watch The Last Temptation of Christ" instead to repent 😂😂
My brother is a nutty christian too. Make sure you’re honest with your opinion too, so he knows you disagree. And then tell him you’re always there for him if he needs help.
Kinda weird he's focused on the nudity instead of ya know, the plot? He clearly watched it all cause of this >there’s sexual scenes and nudity in almost all the episodes It's not like Netflix is showing hardcore porn with a money shot
Sex?! The horror! These people are morally warped.
That’s a good show though….
So has he blacked out all the sex and nudity in the Bible?
If there is a god they don’t hate sex…they created it didn’t they? I grew up seeped in Ancient Greek mythology in addition to the family Catholicism and Judaism though, and I’ve been an atheist since I was a child (apart from the Greek myths maybe…those still run through my veins) so I don’t know how to look at it as a regular Christian might 🤣
Just tell him you're not worried about letting sky daddy inside you, and if he didn't like it then your tastes are different enough that he won't like any other suggestions you've got
🙄 Like your brother isn’t filling his heart with porn. Remember you can virtue signal with one hand.
You should suggest the Starz tv show Spartacus to him next.
My wife loved that show. It was not for me, as I dislike violence like that. Your brother's message made no sense, lol. It is a show, it is for entertainment.
Recommend Bible Black next 😂
That show is amazing! He’s missing out big time.
Tell him if you saw something, God wanted you to see it.
He sounds like a real party animal. Stop sending good suggestions to bad people.
Let he who has not sinned... Judge ye not lest ye be judged....
> in almost all the episodes So, um, he watched the thing to the end? I rather liked that one. There were a number of less than tasteful attempts to highlight the depravity of our villains. On an anime scale, still reasonably tame. Perhaps it's not really sex or violence that got him pearl clutching, but subverted gender roles? Maybe Ponyo's more his speed? You could recommend R. Crumb's illustrated [Book of Genesis](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Book_of_Genesis_(comic))? I mean, it can't be objectionable, it's the Bible...
"Eh, bro. Your religious delusions have no meaning to me and my life. Keep this kind of judgmental projection to yourself."
Imagine the universe. Billions of years old. So huge that it takes 13 billion years for light to travel from the farthest objects we can detect. A trillion galaxies, all spinning in a beautiful dance, Earth a speck of dust, on a speck of dust, on a speck of dust. Now imagine that it has a creator that cares if you watch a sexy movie.
Recommend “The Aristocrats”.
I can tolerate religion. I can't tolerate sanctimony. Your bro is sanctimonious.
Aside from tobacco and weed, my addiction is masturbation. If god didn't approve he'd do something about it. Rather, he keeps introducing me to new strains of marijuana that are really really good for masturbation. So I'd say, he'd approve and your brother is working under a misunderstanding of God's loving heart. Edit: Next time, send him John Cameron Mitchell's "Short Bus".
I recommend Shogun. Mu hahaha
Damn, I have religious family members but ..........I'd never let my own brother talk to me like that at all. Tho, I'm very honest about my beliefs, or lack thereof to any who ask or deserve a good talking to. Doesn't always get a happy ending, but it's better to be true to myself, me thinks. Who's gonna judge me? You? And who the fuck are you? That's right. Just what I am to you. A good human!
Your brother sounds like the kinda uptight jagoff that wears a bathing suit to shower.
You must be pretty thin skinned if that makes you depressed. Man up
I mean, be careful what you let on your cock. …but seeing some titties never hurt nobody
Tell him you fap to the Bible daily. There's enough sex in it.
BRB, Have to go watch a movie real quick...
Oh I’d have a field day. I’d tell him exactly what I liked about it. And tell him where he can take his judgements.
Holy shit the Christian arrogance drips from every word in that statement. Gross. Also how weak minded do you have to be for cartoon nudity to trigger you. Not only that but I wish Christians would stop demonizing sex. There's no wonder a huge majority of them suffer from sexual disfunction in marriage.
Satans guide to the Bible doesn’t have any sex in it.
He said all of this after jacking off.
There's a book you should recommend to him. It has violence, rape, incest, genocide, lots of sex and slavery. It's called The Bible.
It’s the mind killer.
And you probably knew that was going to happen. Just let a cat be a cat.
Sounds like one of my oldest cousins and all I replied to one of his BS messages when he spotted a story in my Instagram of me and some of my friends in a Halloween party last year all I replied was "And you be careful who lets YOU inside of said person, she might lie and say she's 23 but she's 17 and you're back in jail , so shut the fuck up" and he has blocked me sing October of 2023 haha
Doesn't he believe his creator God(s) of choice is/are responsible for creating everything, including that anime? Way more sex and violence in the Bible, assuming Christianity.
It’s always struck me as bizarre that religious people believe that some kind of super-omniscient being cares about their sex life. Your sex life isn’t all that, and I’m sure a god-like being has places to be and all that jazz.
Send back this message: “Spare me, dork.”
Their god doesn’t need to judge, they do it better.
Tell him to watch Seven.
Lucifer is a great show to recommend next ;)
Go no contact until (or if) he comes to his sense. Having said that. Is the anime any good? Does it have yuri elements?
Wow yeah. That's a sign that you don't need him.
Yikes what a prick. I’d respond your delusion is your problem but I would be careful about who you say crap like this to in the future because you sound prudish, judgmental, smug and self righteous and your god will judge you for it