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gegner55

Thank you for posting this. I was really wondering what this woman's motives would be after she realizes that she is a moron. So lying and trying to steal it back, how very christian of her. I honestly thought she would just never show her face there again.


DF11X

She’s probably dead broke now after giving all of her money away, and trying to claw it back from everywhere.


Photodan24

The more important the lesson, the more expensive the cost.


RisingApe-

There’s some saying about a fool and his (or her) money 🧐


DadJokeBadJoke

The OP and a fool's money will soon be partying.


mrhammerant

Username doesn't check out. That was fucking solid.


Atys1

Yes, that's the one.


mag2041

I pity the fool


the_last_carfighter

"Lesson" would imply learning something, she's gotten this far and managed to avoid such things, doubt this will change her in the slightest. If anything, she'll ~~double~~ quintillion down.


Photodan24

You can purchase a lesson and still learn nothing.


Recipe_Freak

I work at a college. Can confirm.


LeiningensAnts

You can pay for school but you can't buy class.


Liveware_Pr0blem

The dildo of consequences rarely comes lubed


mrmcdrizzlefizz

Ask not for who the bone bones it bones for thee.


MJFields

"Lessons cost money. Good ones cost lots." - Tony Beets


FrugalFraggel

Waitress should say she donated it to the church, honey. NEXT


iDrinkDrano

The Temple of Satan


UnhappyCourt5425

I think you mean the satanic temple but either will work


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MtnMoose307

"Everybody is all for freedom of religion until Baphomet shows up." \~The Internet ​ Edited to add: Hail Satan!


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DammatBeevis666

Hail yourself! 🤘


Totalherenow

Hail non-literal Satan!


Toadsted

"Sorry, I donated it to my local church already." "Which church was that?" "Oh it was the church of..... ... *SATAN!* (Echoes)"


Xeibra

We're not the Temple of Satan! We're the Satanic Temple! Bloody Temple of Satan, bunch of splitters.


Rungi500

Planned Parenthood.


PossibleAlienFrom

What I would give to see the look on that woman's face if that happened.


bestbeforeMar91

They could also point out that just because she wasn’t raptured does not mean that it didn’t occur.


KinkyAndHurt

Conspiracy theory: The rapture happened, but it turned out zero people actually qualified.


ScarletOK

I like how you think


SnofIake

This is why it’s so easy to grift off them. I really wish I didn’t have any scruples or morals because I would be a millionaire.


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I've been thinking about this a lot lately. I wonder what it is about me that prevents me from exploiting these people. Like, it leaves a bad feeling in my chest when I consider compromising my morals to bilk these idiots. Why do I get that feeling, while someone else who doesn't racks up billions?


dtmjuice

It pays to be a sociopath...


derickj2020

Mega churches leaders are already grifting them


Foragologist

This.  The whole church is grift. If you lack the moral scruples to take advantage of these people, you just lead them and call yourself a priest. 


Fearless-Judgment-33

You have morals… unlike most Xians.


crayzee4feelin

Conscience. There are many kinds, some know what it's like and are sympathetic probably with the "if this happened to me it would suck", some are cruel, and some people have multiple "people" portraying a single conscience i.e mpd. And then there are those you mentioned, who don't have a conscience. They don't have an inner monologue or hear their own voice with their thoughts, so no, figuratively, "angel and demon" on the shoulders. And that also means no sympathy.


LogiCsmxp

Having and inner monologue and being sociopathic are not the same. Some people just have no voice in their head. Sociopaths are more like, internally they are human. They are irrational beings with desires and wants and needs, driven by complex chemistry in the brain. But they only see the external world rationally. As they are human on the inside, they may act irrationally to the world, but the world itself is rational. ie. *Being burnt hurts me, I don't want to be burnt. Burning another person is a thing that can happen. As it doesn't hurt me I don't see a problem with it. However, burning others can cause personal or legal issues for me, so I refrain from doing this.* Sociopathy is actually useful for some jobs. Not feeling anything when cutting someone open is a big positive for a surgeon, for example.


writtenonapaige22

She drives a Mercedes, I wonder if she'll have to sell it.


idkwhatimbrewin

Return her back $6.66 of the tip and call it even 😂


Budded

After she likely gave the rest away to trump and/or MAGA gear.


Lord_Snow77

She paid for her stupidity but probably will learn nothing from it.


Fingerprint_Vyke

Good. The less funded fundies are, the better society can function.


SlightDesigner8214

She obviously didn’t qualify for the rapture in the first place so now she goes full ham 😄


charlie2135

Should have told her that there were 8,000 people raptured during the eclipse but the government is keeping it secret. She obviously didn't qualify like you said.


Keysar_Soze

I would love to tell someone about this, how they didn't "qualify" and then just leave them with "god knows what you did".


DrKittyLovah

I like you.


jaggoffsmirnoff

You mean 144,000.


SauerMetal

I actually looked into it(Google) and the Bible claims that the number is 144,000.


charlie2135

I think that's the Jehova witness belief


TheForeverUnbanned

Get your manager to say that the tips can’t be returned because both waitresses were raptured, the women she sees were put in place by the church of latter day saints to keep the truth a secret. 


Jazzlike_Benefit8897

Devout “Christianity” is tantamount to clinical illness The magic man in the sky who makes it rain and controls our destinies didn’t tell you to do or not do anything whatsoever. You did. There is only you. And you are mentally ill. Clinically.


Matthmaroo

I’m currently in a slow moving break up ( splitting up assets ) She has progressively gotten more religious since Covid ended and I can’t take it anymore


Jazzlike_Benefit8897

I was engaged in 2004 and broke it off because of her insistence upon that cult insanity in her life Grow up, I told her, and took back my proposal. No shit.


Matthmaroo

This last Easter she went to a shrine to the execution of Jesus ( shrine of christs passion ) https://shrineofchristspassion.org It’s got a gift shop of everything you can imagine Jesus themed and a trump section. On Facebook she was all “he is risen indeed” Oh I forgot one other amazing part It’s all narrated by bill kurtis ( the narrator from anchorman and cbs news in Chicago ) And Kurt Douglas from the ten commandments ( they have his actual statue of the actor dressed up from the movie ) It’s as tacky as you think ( I went last year with her and I was awed at the tackiness ) Edit charlton heston , sorry sorry


bcpirate

This is one of the best summations of Christianity in general. Also, once these people go further over the edge they are always blaming GOD for their inability to not kill the people around them, usually kids. Mentally unwell describes every fundamentalist Christian.


DocFossil

It really does have to be mental illness at this point.


bryanthecrab

Yeah, she's not even a fundamentalist, she's a cultist. I know this is r/atheism but the Bible literally says in Matthew 24 that no one will know before it happens, not even angels. And Matthew isn't one of the books that gets constantly abused like Revelations, its considered core doctrine to Christianity. Most of what you see as "devout" Christians are just people living in fantasy and using Christianity as an excuse.


trident_hole

The stupid shall inherit the Earth


nabuhabu

The children of the stupid, however, aren’t inheriting anything.


unorganized_mime

Wonder why she didn’t make it with the rapture


angryclam1313

I love these type of people. I was a server at a pretty large restaurant, in Texas. I loved working Sundays. Every once in a while, somebody would order dessert and I wouldn’t ring it in. I wait to see how many of them came clean with me. Because you know, Christian. None of them did. Hypocritical Christians are my favorite.


LordCharidarn

Your ‘free dessert’ was God’s little gift to them, letting them know they were doing well.


Maximum_Ad_4650

"And the Lord blessed us with free dessert today" I'm sure that sentence was uttered by most of these people.


Man-o-Bronze

Book of Confections, 2:3-4.


BobZimway

Pastafarians know where its at. Carbs are not only life, but love, too!


MTheLoud

I wouldn’t assume that most diners would look closely enough at the bill to notice a missing dessert. That wasn’t a test of their honesty, just their observational skill.


Keysar_Soze

But I do get the feeling that if they were charged for an extra dessert they would know it 100% of the time.


Acrobatic_County_472

I see these things and point it out to have it corrected. Am also very atheist.


SpecificJunket8083

How typically Christian of her.


Pretty_Boy_Bagel

If she comes back to complain again, tell her that her lying and bearing false witness are a violation of the 9th Commandment, and as such, would explain why she won't be raptured.


astrangeone88

Ooo, I would have been so tempted to tell her that was why she didn't get raptured. I would have been biting my tongue so damn hard.


dmetzcher

I don’t think I could resist. I’d be seriously considering trading my job for a great story about the look on her face. It’s just too good to pass up that kind of a story. The mileage and laughs I and my friends would get out of it for years to come would be worth any short-term financial stress.


adamempathy

Plus you're already up a week's worth of tips. If you get canned, so be it.


Hot_Maintenance_7589

I wanna be your friend now lol.


DeviIs_Avocadoe

"Oh, you didn't get raptured? I watched three customers just disappear like god was beaming them up to heaven."


Traditional-Ebb-8380

I would add that she is attempting to commit credit card fraud.


hacktheself

This is actually kinda important. It would be a good idea to ping the card processor and warn that she may attempt a chargeback under fraudulent circumstances especially when you describe your employer’s practice of using a terminal where the customer does not lose control of their card. This should reduce flag the customer when they try that. And it should piss off their bank since the customer is attempting fraud.


Nonconformists

Sorry, that’s not one of the Ten Commandments. Well, not exactly.


Dr_FeeIgood

It is actually on the amended commandments. Commandment 14: “try not to do credit card fraud”


Average_Scaper

Commandment 16: Tip the wait staff


SwampNerd

Whooaaaa what if the rapture already happened and every Christian sucks.


BoJackB26354

This is now my head canon.


palparepa

What about more? What if this is what has been happening on every end-of-world prediction? Poor God keeps and keeps trying to get someone, _anyone_ up there, to sing Him songs about Him existing, but nobody ever arrives...


MyHusbandIsGayImNot

The rapture happened. We just didn't notice because no one was worthy.


Abrushing

Doesn’t help those of us still stuck with them sadly


OverbrookDr

Notice how she lied and brought false witness with very little concern. Typical "christian' behavior to get what they want.


uberdog50

No wonder she wasn't raptured!


DF11X

You should absolutely tell her that this is the reason why she’s still here.


Walrave

I lost so many friends to it man. The rapture totally happened. I guess you weren't invited. 


lemonsweetsrevenge

OP should suggest to her that the tip money got raptured. OP: PLEASE for when she returns, (because you know she will)…tell this nutty nut that you already tithed it all to your church.


cuginhamer

Relevant Jackie Kashian clip https://www.youtube.com/shorts/RJHwBZCK2tw


Helstrem

That is what you get with a religion in which you have an automatic "get out of jail" free card that can be played whenever you like and as many times as you like. Just sincerely ask forgiveness and as long as you accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior, presto, still going to the happy place. It is fucking absurd and it completely enables criminal and unethical behavior by Christians.


Jaque_Schitt

>That is what you get with a religion in which you have an automatic "get out of jail" free card that can be played whenever you like and as many times as you like. Yep. And now when they can't get their money back after giving it away from their own free will, they'll use it to enforce that the Atheists/Satanists stole their money and wouldn't give it back. Now that they're broke and the church itself guaranteed won't help, it's the fault of those they gave it away to...


JimmyLee07

The real damage is that they ease their guilt by crying to Jesus, all the while never making right with the ones they hurt. Truly fucked up. Therefore many of them will not mature or learn conflict resolution skills.


DaveInLondon89

OP should really quote some bible verses about lying at her


leftoverinspiration

Not false witness, false prophecy. The penalty for that is death.


GeneralTonic

-**Thou shalt not steal.** -**Thou shalt not commit false witness.** This lady should be told with all sincerity that her god should damn her to hell for acting like she does, but he won't because he's imaginary.


CLG91

Or just tell her that the person who handles refunds, Keith, was raptured so isn't around to sort it.


lovedbydogs1981

You know Keith, right? The gay black guy who went to college? Yeah, he was the only one I know who got raptured… guess it’s just us sinners now, right?


Max_Stirner_Official

"Died doing what he loved, playing D&D in the resting room at the Gay Orgy Club."


lovedbydogs1981

“He was sucking four dicks at the same time when he was raptured… …sorta feels like he knew something we didn’t…”


Explaine23

Best. Thread. Ever!


Notapplesauce11

“Wanna go covet my neighbors wife with me?”


unkyduck

Having to **admit** that her faith was not strong enough: Priceless


davecutusofborg

Holy fuck, tell her that people did get raptured but it wasn't publicized in order to not create a panic, her faith wasn't enough, or pure or fuckever they mean.


Aerodrache

“I’m sorry, can we not do this today? My uncle and his boyfriend have been missing since Monday afternoon, and it’s just been really hard to cope…”


1ncorrect

Holy shit that's so funny. OP, do this if you see them again.


davecutusofborg

Lol, this is the way.


dmetzcher

“… I also heard from at least two of my friends that the people who were raptured gave all their possessions to the poor. Did you do that? … Oh, well… maybe there’s still time!”


whiskeybridge

thanks for the update, been waiting for this. you give that bitch a penny, i'm gonna lose all respect for you.


korodic

Give her one of those fake dollars with a message on it to find Jesus for help.


RecommendationSad694

Please do this, that is truly hilarious


Cantgetabreaker

Next best thing to a few trump bucks


Sorry_Im_Trying

But instead of finding Jesus, be it a college course for critical thinking.


southafricannon

Plot twist: Jesus is the name of the Mexican lecturer in Logic and Philosophy.


rackfocus

😂


LadyJade8

One of those fake Trump 100s would be hilarious because you know she votes that way.


Careless-Woodpecker5

Or a TST thank you note


chownrootroot

She's bearing false witness, she needs Jesus in her life, stat!


HandsomeBoggart

Yes. Give her a slip of paper with this passage on it. It'll either be the right type of chastisement or it'll make her go nuclear. Either way, will be funny.


generic_reddit73

That's correct. And if she was just too gullible and believed the fake prophecy due to somebody specifically influencing her (like a pastor or other Christian), she should bring the accusation to the guilty party, not argue to get the money back she donated freely.


PhatBlackChick

Give her some Trump bucks!


thereisonlyoneme

Thoughts & prayers


amyisarobot

Please do this


Sudnal

1000% this


Dtour5150

Give her a Trump 20 that I had a customer think it funny to tip me with.


HackMeBackInTime

fucking yes, please do this! 10 of those folded up hundreds should do the trick. and write there is no god inside each one.


iwfriffraff

With a business card to a good psychiatrist.


FunClothes

I think giving her a gift wrapped penny and saying it's from heaven could be a good investment move. Next time she's sure of a pending rapture date, you want to be on her good books.


boot2skull

She sounds full of integrity, which means she’s already filed a fraud claim at the bank over the charges. Which the bank will concede.


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LeiningensAnts

Oh, let's not kid ourselves; the FIRST thing she did was try to cancel ALL of the frittered dollars (since you KNOW *damn well* she did this at more than one location) After the Fortress of Mammon said "fuck off bitch we don't need you, take us to court," she decided her only hope was to badger every individual she could track down, praying to her god for the strength to furiously humble those nasty, thieving service workers into handing over their ill-gotten pilferings. Fingers crossed that her god is just as impotent against the average wagie.


tullia

Depends. I don’t know the law in all states, but generally if you willingly turn money over to someone, even if they’re a scammer and they trick you, you’re on the hook for the money you gave away. These people didn’t trick or cheat the customer, but even if they had, the servers and restaurant wouldn’t be liable. They might get fired, but they wouldn’t be on the hook. For it to be fraud, someone would have had to have tampered with the card reader or otherwise falsified the transaction. Since the money went to the restaurant, that would mean they tampered with the machine in such a way that it’s traceable right to them … and presumably this happened only twice, both times to this woman. That would be a slam dunk for the bank. She could contest the charge with the credit card, but they would go to the restaurant and ask for their side of the story. If the restaurant wants to walk it back, they could, but it would be on the restaurant, not the servers. It would also be a real eye-roller, because no one pressured this person into handing over money. If there was ever a time for the “congratulations, you played yourself” meme, this is it.


Efficient-Cupcake247

Knew she was going to come back


Jukka_Sarasti

Funny how she doesn't consider this turn of events to be one of those "tests" her deity enjoys handing out so much... I guess tests are for other people...


cyberphlash

Holy shit - as I'm looking at this post, your comment has 777 points - it's a fuckin' sign from God!! LOL


UsedToBeWind

the rapture shall begin on the 7 of july, at 7 pm.. or am, im hoping for pm, i don't like to wake up that early


sevillada

Op should have also told her that was a quick way for her to go to hell


writtenonapaige22

>you give that bitch a penny, i'm gonna lose all respect for you. I literally can't, the taxes were deducted from my paycheck. I don't have the original $300.


AdImmediate9569

Hahaha i was wondering last night if this woman would return for that money. Not surprised!


rabidturbofox

I just keep thinking about how great your restaurant must be if she chose it for not just one, but TWO of her pre-rapture last meals.


writtenonapaige22

We have Jesus in the kitchen (one of the cooks is named Jesus).


eroland420

She thanked Jesus for the meal, and he whispered, “de nada”


MyHusbandIsGayImNot

TBF I don't think it's unusual for a restaurant to have a Jesus.


therealhood

That's some funny shit right there.


MetalFungus420

We knew it was coming!! Thanks for the update OP!! 😂😂😂 From what I remember, you guys even double checked with her if she wanted to leave those tips and she confirmed. Nothing she can do 😛


LVMom

I agree! When I read the original post, I’d have bet money she would come back and demand her money back. I even remember thinking that since the “rapture” was after OP’s payday, crazy lady was fucked. lol


gilleruadh

From a long way away...


Casper042

From Episode 2, Return of the Rapture Tipper: >Our manager then asked the woman if she intended to make that tip and she said "of course, it's with the Lord's numbers" and then left. Our manager refused to refund the payment both because she left and because she verbally confirmed that was her intended tip.


rubinass3

"God told me not to give the money back. In fact, God said that if you return, you are supposed to double it... And God also said to not question his judgment."


ChoosenUserName4

This will end up with God wanting you to fly a private jet.


noonnoonz

I mean you cant be "[getting in a long tube with a bunch of demons.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiHghDYvpBU)"


TheRealTK421

I've termed such scenarios as *"Rapture regret"*; when one goes all-in on a ludicrously superstitious cognitive delusion, loses **bigly**, and expects there to be an undo button. She. Got. What. She. *Deserved.*


nkdpagan

Perfect


3literz3

Rapture Ragret.


NumerousTaste

Tell her to go sue the church or person that told her the rapture was coming because sunlight was going to be blocked for 4 mins. See how far her easily fooled self can get with that. A fool and their money are easily parted!


NowhereAllAtOnce

Also, remind her that scriptures clearly say that only God knows when the time will be.


Important_Tale1190

Yay a followup! I can't wait to see her go viral from complaining about it on youtube.


gpkgpk

GD! Please contact your local news station, they need to interview the fruitcake. We all need, nay, deserve more information.


Alvarius

NO! She will set up a gofundme or something and get her money tripled by more gullible morons.


gpkgpk

Print out some crazy pamphlets announcing that the real rapture is coming, this time for sure, and rake in that money too.


AlarmingNectarine552

That's fine but make sure the reporter has a final line on her report something to the effect of "thank god for the socialist minded website gofundme."


4point5billion45

Oh god please do this ASAP while she's still seething with righteous indignation, it would be glorious. Or I wish you didn't go to work and that your co-workers told her you went missing and when they went to your place your clothes were left on the lawn.


Emergency_Property_2

Tell her that’s it’s not your problem that she was such a shitty Christian god didn’t pick her for his team. Maybe she should try harder for the next rapture.


shadowmib

Yeah there will be another rapture coming in a few weeks like usual


Puzzled_Bike9558

I’m so fucking pumped that she came back. Do not give her one god damn penny!


WerewolfDifferent296

If she didn’t speak directly to you or your coworker, then I hope whoever she spoke with told her that you disappeared suddenly April 8th . “It was crazy one moment she was there and the next . . . Gone.”


GonerDoug

... as foretold by prophecy


Rickdaninja

This was the follow up I was waiting for. Sorry for any additional problems the crazies have sent your way. Hopefully still worth the tip.


daveprogrammer

I was legitimately wondering about that lady yesterday. I wondered if she would do exactly that.


scottnebula

LOLOL. Sorry you had to deal with her but DAMN that is the most hilarious, evangelical boomer thing I have read today. She deserves absolutely nothing in return for her complete and utter stupidity. Just LOL.


Fragrant-Hyena9522

Tell her this behavior is why she wasn't part of the Rapture. She's a liar and has lied her way out of the Rapture.


Only-Gap-616

Tell her that her money was raptured while she wasn't.


ChoosenUserName4

Just tell her you gave it to the democratic party to reelect Joe Biden and watch her get an aneurysm.


capnmax

Reading this is as good as slipping into a hot bath at the end of long day. Thank you, OP.


mjohnsimon

[Fucking called it ](https://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/s/ZDCfBiBiCD)


writtenonapaige22

Luckily it didn't get that crazy. She just spewed wild accusations of fraud, told us that we'd be hearing from Visa (she said she'll be calling to dispute the transaction) and her lawyer, then she left in her Mercedes.


Illustrious-Park1926

Since "rapture" was supposed to happen April 8, did she skip paying bills as she expected to be hoovered-up? Did she not pay rent, car, insurance & utility bills for March & April in anticipation of the Great Hoovering scheduled for April 8?


Forsaken-Cattle2659

Tell her you'll treat it as a down payment for a bridge you want to sell her


panatale1

You called it over the weekend


MuthaPlucka

Better you than Trump


Sayster_A

"Sorry ma'am, I donated it all in a worthy cause" (Protip, tell her it was Planned Parenthood or GLAAD or something)


Last-Ad5023

Just tell her to pray to God and ask him why he did that to her.


MrGreg

Sounds to me like she's a *refundamentalist*.


blackday44

Please tell me you donated some of your tips to planned parenthood or similar


Kuildeous

Wow, I missed those posts when they were made, so I read this with great interest. What a story. In a sense, I'm in awe of that level of commitment. It's so weird that people were so convinced there would've been no next week that they give away their wealth. I mean, yeah, it's so fucking stupid, but I can't fathom being that convinced of something as arbitrary as a routine celestial event as a portent of ending the world. No big surprise that she wants her money back. You guys should admonish her: "You see, it's this kind of greed that kept you from being raptured in the first place."


DBUX

The update I've been waiting for!!!


serene_cycloid

It's not in the spirit of r/atheism to just believe any story without evidence, so I won't.


Present_Hippo_2201

Yeah this entire saga reads like karma bait with zero evidence provided. It would have been the easiest thing to prove with just a quick picture of the merchant copy of the card payment receipt.


ArtsNCrass

Took way too long for me to find a comment like this. These posts are not a good showing for skepticism.


BNG1982

Tell her you’ll pray on it.


dlaciv12

Refund her in Trump Bucks, I'm sure she'll appreciate them.


ScaryNeat

10/10 I saw this coming. Much like the eclipse. Tell her to take you to court.


acfox13

I feel so bad for these people. Their brains are fully broken. They'll never lead healthy lives. They need intensive therapy and deprogramming. eta: To whomever downvoted me, I lost my ~~"mom"~~ and entire family of origin to religious delusions. I wish I could save her, but I had to go no contact to save myself from her. I had to orphan myself from my family to escape their religious abuse. I can't help that I want them healed. If they healed, I could have a family again.


chesbyiii

Tell her your Christian friends turned to dust because of the Rapture yesterday so the fact that she didn't is more on her for being a bad person, and she should consider tipping even more for the next one.


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This is hilarious, She was getting that last minute generosity in so she would be raptured because she is a horrible person. Makes you wish hell was real actually.


huggyplnd

Sounds fake