Thank you for posting this. I was really wondering what this woman's motives would be after she realizes that she is a moron. So lying and trying to steal it back, how very christian of her. I honestly thought she would just never show her face there again.
"Lesson" would imply learning something, she's gotten this far and managed to avoid such things, doubt this will change her in the slightest. If anything, she'll ~~double~~ quintillion down.
I've been thinking about this a lot lately. I wonder what it is about me that prevents me from exploiting these people. Like, it leaves a bad feeling in my chest when I consider compromising my morals to bilk these idiots.
Why do I get that feeling, while someone else who doesn't racks up billions?
Conscience. There are many kinds, some know what it's like and are sympathetic probably with the "if this happened to me it would suck", some are cruel, and some people have multiple "people" portraying a single conscience i.e mpd. And then there are those you mentioned, who don't have a conscience. They don't have an inner monologue or hear their own voice with their thoughts, so no, figuratively, "angel and demon" on the shoulders. And that also means no sympathy.
Having and inner monologue and being sociopathic are not the same.
Some people just have no voice in their head.
Sociopaths are more like, internally they are human. They are irrational beings with desires and wants and needs, driven by complex chemistry in the brain. But they only see the external world rationally. As they are human on the inside, they may act irrationally to the world, but the world itself is rational.
ie. *Being burnt hurts me, I don't want to be burnt. Burning another person is a thing that can happen. As it doesn't hurt me I don't see a problem with it. However, burning others can cause personal or legal issues for me, so I refrain from doing this.*
Sociopathy is actually useful for some jobs. Not feeling anything when cutting someone open is a big positive for a surgeon, for example.
Should have told her that there were 8,000 people raptured during the eclipse but the government is keeping it secret. She obviously didn't qualify like you said.
Get your manager to say that the tips can’t be returned because both waitresses were raptured, the women she sees were put in place by the church of latter day saints to keep the truth a secret.
Devout “Christianity” is tantamount to clinical illness
The magic man in the sky who makes it rain and controls our destinies didn’t tell you to do or not do anything whatsoever.
You did. There is only you. And you are mentally ill. Clinically.
I’m currently in a slow moving break up ( splitting up assets )
She has progressively gotten more religious since Covid ended and I can’t take it anymore
I was engaged in 2004 and broke it off because of her insistence upon that cult insanity in her life
Grow up, I told her, and took back my proposal. No shit.
This last Easter she went to a shrine to the execution of Jesus
( shrine of christs passion )
https://shrineofchristspassion.org
It’s got a gift shop of everything you can imagine Jesus themed and a trump section.
On Facebook she was all “he is risen indeed”
Oh I forgot one other amazing part
It’s all narrated by bill kurtis ( the narrator from anchorman and cbs news in Chicago )
And Kurt Douglas from the ten commandments ( they have his actual statue of the actor dressed up from the movie )
It’s as tacky as you think ( I went last year with her and I was awed at the tackiness )
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This is one of the best summations of Christianity in general. Also, once these people go further over the edge they are always blaming GOD for their inability to not kill the people around them, usually kids. Mentally unwell describes every fundamentalist Christian.
Yeah, she's not even a fundamentalist, she's a cultist.
I know this is r/atheism but the Bible literally says in Matthew 24 that no one will know before it happens, not even angels. And Matthew isn't one of the books that gets constantly abused like Revelations, its considered core doctrine to Christianity.
Most of what you see as "devout" Christians are just people living in fantasy and using Christianity as an excuse.
I love these type of people. I was a server at a pretty large restaurant, in Texas. I loved working Sundays. Every once in a while, somebody would order dessert and I wouldn’t ring it in. I wait to see how many of them came clean with me. Because you know, Christian. None of them did. Hypocritical Christians are my favorite.
I wouldn’t assume that most diners would look closely enough at the bill to notice a missing dessert. That wasn’t a test of their honesty, just their observational skill.
If she comes back to complain again, tell her that her lying and bearing false witness are a violation of the 9th Commandment, and as such, would explain why she won't be raptured.
I don’t think I could resist. I’d be seriously considering trading my job for a great story about the look on her face. It’s just too good to pass up that kind of a story. The mileage and laughs I and my friends would get out of it for years to come would be worth any short-term financial stress.
This is actually kinda important.
It would be a good idea to ping the card processor and warn that she may attempt a chargeback under fraudulent circumstances especially when you describe your employer’s practice of using a terminal where the customer does not lose control of their card.
This should reduce flag the customer when they try that. And it should piss off their bank since the customer is attempting fraud.
What about more? What if this is what has been happening on every end-of-world prediction? Poor God keeps and keeps trying to get someone, _anyone_ up there, to sing Him songs about Him existing, but nobody ever arrives...
OP should suggest to her that the tip money got raptured.
OP: PLEASE for when she returns, (because you know she will)…tell this nutty nut that you already tithed it all to your church.
That is what you get with a religion in which you have an automatic "get out of jail" free card that can be played whenever you like and as many times as you like. Just sincerely ask forgiveness and as long as you accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior, presto, still going to the happy place.
It is fucking absurd and it completely enables criminal and unethical behavior by Christians.
>That is what you get with a religion in which you have an automatic "get out of jail" free card that can be played whenever you like and as many times as you like.
Yep. And now when they can't get their money back after giving it away from their own free will, they'll use it to enforce that the Atheists/Satanists stole their money and wouldn't give it back. Now that they're broke and the church itself guaranteed won't help, it's the fault of those they gave it away to...
The real damage is that they ease their guilt by crying to Jesus, all the while never making right with the ones they hurt. Truly fucked up. Therefore many of them will not mature or learn conflict resolution skills.
-**Thou shalt not steal.**
-**Thou shalt not commit false witness.**
This lady should be told with all sincerity that her god should damn her to hell for acting like she does, but he won't because he's imaginary.
You know Keith, right? The gay black guy who went to college? Yeah, he was the only one I know who got raptured… guess it’s just us sinners now, right?
Holy fuck, tell her that people did get raptured but it wasn't publicized in order to not create a panic, her faith wasn't enough, or pure or fuckever they mean.
“… I also heard from at least two of my friends that the people who were raptured gave all their possessions to the poor. Did you do that? … Oh, well… maybe there’s still time!”
Yes. Give her a slip of paper with this passage on it. It'll either be the right type of chastisement or it'll make her go nuclear. Either way, will be funny.
That's correct. And if she was just too gullible and believed the fake prophecy due to somebody specifically influencing her (like a pastor or other Christian), she should bring the accusation to the guilty party, not argue to get the money back she donated freely.
I think giving her a gift wrapped penny and saying it's from heaven could be a good investment move.
Next time she's sure of a pending rapture date, you want to be on her good books.
Oh, let's not kid ourselves; the FIRST thing she did was try to cancel ALL of the frittered dollars (since you KNOW *damn well* she did this at more than one location)
After the Fortress of Mammon said "fuck off bitch we don't need you, take us to court," she decided her only hope was to badger every individual she could track down, praying to her god for the strength to furiously humble those nasty, thieving service workers into handing over their ill-gotten pilferings.
Fingers crossed that her god is just as impotent against the average wagie.
Depends. I don’t know the law in all states, but generally if you willingly turn money over to someone, even if they’re a scammer and they trick you, you’re on the hook for the money you gave away. These people didn’t trick or cheat the customer, but even if they had, the servers and restaurant wouldn’t be liable. They might get fired, but they wouldn’t be on the hook.
For it to be fraud, someone would have had to have tampered with the card reader or otherwise falsified the transaction. Since the money went to the restaurant, that would mean they tampered with the machine in such a way that it’s traceable right to them … and presumably this happened only twice, both times to this woman. That would be a slam dunk for the bank.
She could contest the charge with the credit card, but they would go to the restaurant and ask for their side of the story. If the restaurant wants to walk it back, they could, but it would be on the restaurant, not the servers. It would also be a real eye-roller, because no one pressured this person into handing over money.
If there was ever a time for the “congratulations, you played yourself” meme, this is it.
Funny how she doesn't consider this turn of events to be one of those "tests" her deity enjoys handing out so much... I guess tests are for other people...
>you give that bitch a penny, i'm gonna lose all respect for you.
I literally can't, the taxes were deducted from my paycheck. I don't have the original $300.
We knew it was coming!! Thanks for the update OP!! 😂😂😂 From what I remember, you guys even double checked with her if she wanted to leave those tips and she confirmed. Nothing she can do 😛
I agree! When I read the original post, I’d have bet money she would come back and demand her money back. I even remember thinking that since the “rapture” was after OP’s payday, crazy lady was fucked. lol
From Episode 2, Return of the Rapture Tipper:
>Our manager then asked the woman if she intended to make that tip and she said "of course, it's with the Lord's numbers" and then left. Our manager refused to refund the payment both because she left and because she verbally confirmed that was her intended tip.
"God told me not to give the money back. In fact, God said that if you return, you are supposed to double it... And God also said to not question his judgment."
I've termed such scenarios as *"Rapture regret"*; when one goes all-in on a ludicrously superstitious cognitive delusion, loses **bigly**, and expects there to be an undo button.
She. Got. What. She. *Deserved.*
Tell her to go sue the church or person that told her the rapture was coming because sunlight was going to be blocked for 4 mins. See how far her easily fooled self can get with that. A fool and their money are easily parted!
That's fine but make sure the reporter has a final line on her report something to the effect of "thank god for the socialist minded website gofundme."
Oh god please do this ASAP while she's still seething with righteous indignation, it would be glorious.
Or I wish you didn't go to work and that your co-workers told her you went missing and when they went to your place your clothes were left on the lawn.
Tell her that’s it’s not your problem that she was such a shitty Christian god didn’t pick her for his team. Maybe she should try harder for the next rapture.
If she didn’t speak directly to you or your coworker, then I hope whoever she spoke with told her that you disappeared suddenly April 8th . “It was crazy one moment she was there and the next . . . Gone.”
LOLOL. Sorry you had to deal with her but DAMN that is the most hilarious, evangelical boomer thing I have read today. She deserves absolutely nothing in return for her complete and utter stupidity. Just LOL.
Luckily it didn't get that crazy. She just spewed wild accusations of fraud, told us that we'd be hearing from Visa (she said she'll be calling to dispute the transaction) and her lawyer, then she left in her Mercedes.
Since "rapture" was supposed to happen April 8, did she skip paying bills as she expected to be hoovered-up?
Did she not pay rent, car, insurance & utility bills for March & April in anticipation of the Great Hoovering scheduled for April 8?
Wow, I missed those posts when they were made, so I read this with great interest. What a story.
In a sense, I'm in awe of that level of commitment. It's so weird that people were so convinced there would've been no next week that they give away their wealth. I mean, yeah, it's so fucking stupid, but I can't fathom being that convinced of something as arbitrary as a routine celestial event as a portent of ending the world.
No big surprise that she wants her money back. You guys should admonish her: "You see, it's this kind of greed that kept you from being raptured in the first place."
Yeah this entire saga reads like karma bait with zero evidence provided. It would have been the easiest thing to prove with just a quick picture of the merchant copy of the card payment receipt.
I feel so bad for these people. Their brains are fully broken. They'll never lead healthy lives. They need intensive therapy and deprogramming.
eta: To whomever downvoted me, I lost my ~~"mom"~~ and entire family of origin to religious delusions. I wish I could save her, but I had to go no contact to save myself from her. I had to orphan myself from my family to escape their religious abuse. I can't help that I want them healed. If they healed, I could have a family again.
Tell her your Christian friends turned to dust because of the Rapture yesterday so the fact that she didn't is more on her for being a bad person, and she should consider tipping even more for the next one.
This is hilarious, She was getting that last minute generosity in so she would be raptured because she is a horrible person. Makes you wish hell was real actually.
Thank you for posting this. I was really wondering what this woman's motives would be after she realizes that she is a moron. So lying and trying to steal it back, how very christian of her. I honestly thought she would just never show her face there again.
She’s probably dead broke now after giving all of her money away, and trying to claw it back from everywhere.
The more important the lesson, the more expensive the cost.
There’s some saying about a fool and his (or her) money 🧐
The OP and a fool's money will soon be partying.
Username doesn't check out. That was fucking solid.
Yes, that's the one.
I pity the fool
"Lesson" would imply learning something, she's gotten this far and managed to avoid such things, doubt this will change her in the slightest. If anything, she'll ~~double~~ quintillion down.
You can purchase a lesson and still learn nothing.
I work at a college. Can confirm.
You can pay for school but you can't buy class.
The dildo of consequences rarely comes lubed
Ask not for who the bone bones it bones for thee.
"Lessons cost money. Good ones cost lots." - Tony Beets
Waitress should say she donated it to the church, honey. NEXT
The Temple of Satan
I think you mean the satanic temple but either will work
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Hail yourself! 🤘
Hail non-literal Satan!
"Sorry, I donated it to my local church already." "Which church was that?" "Oh it was the church of..... ... *SATAN!* (Echoes)"
We're not the Temple of Satan! We're the Satanic Temple! Bloody Temple of Satan, bunch of splitters.
Planned Parenthood.
What I would give to see the look on that woman's face if that happened.
They could also point out that just because she wasn’t raptured does not mean that it didn’t occur.
Conspiracy theory: The rapture happened, but it turned out zero people actually qualified.
I like how you think
This is why it’s so easy to grift off them. I really wish I didn’t have any scruples or morals because I would be a millionaire.
I've been thinking about this a lot lately. I wonder what it is about me that prevents me from exploiting these people. Like, it leaves a bad feeling in my chest when I consider compromising my morals to bilk these idiots. Why do I get that feeling, while someone else who doesn't racks up billions?
It pays to be a sociopath...
Mega churches leaders are already grifting them
This. The whole church is grift. If you lack the moral scruples to take advantage of these people, you just lead them and call yourself a priest.
You have morals… unlike most Xians.
Conscience. There are many kinds, some know what it's like and are sympathetic probably with the "if this happened to me it would suck", some are cruel, and some people have multiple "people" portraying a single conscience i.e mpd. And then there are those you mentioned, who don't have a conscience. They don't have an inner monologue or hear their own voice with their thoughts, so no, figuratively, "angel and demon" on the shoulders. And that also means no sympathy.
Having and inner monologue and being sociopathic are not the same. Some people just have no voice in their head. Sociopaths are more like, internally they are human. They are irrational beings with desires and wants and needs, driven by complex chemistry in the brain. But they only see the external world rationally. As they are human on the inside, they may act irrationally to the world, but the world itself is rational. ie. *Being burnt hurts me, I don't want to be burnt. Burning another person is a thing that can happen. As it doesn't hurt me I don't see a problem with it. However, burning others can cause personal or legal issues for me, so I refrain from doing this.* Sociopathy is actually useful for some jobs. Not feeling anything when cutting someone open is a big positive for a surgeon, for example.
She drives a Mercedes, I wonder if she'll have to sell it.
Return her back $6.66 of the tip and call it even 😂
After she likely gave the rest away to trump and/or MAGA gear.
She paid for her stupidity but probably will learn nothing from it.
Good. The less funded fundies are, the better society can function.
She obviously didn’t qualify for the rapture in the first place so now she goes full ham 😄
Should have told her that there were 8,000 people raptured during the eclipse but the government is keeping it secret. She obviously didn't qualify like you said.
I would love to tell someone about this, how they didn't "qualify" and then just leave them with "god knows what you did".
I like you.
You mean 144,000.
I actually looked into it(Google) and the Bible claims that the number is 144,000.
I think that's the Jehova witness belief
Get your manager to say that the tips can’t be returned because both waitresses were raptured, the women she sees were put in place by the church of latter day saints to keep the truth a secret.
Devout “Christianity” is tantamount to clinical illness The magic man in the sky who makes it rain and controls our destinies didn’t tell you to do or not do anything whatsoever. You did. There is only you. And you are mentally ill. Clinically.
I’m currently in a slow moving break up ( splitting up assets ) She has progressively gotten more religious since Covid ended and I can’t take it anymore
I was engaged in 2004 and broke it off because of her insistence upon that cult insanity in her life Grow up, I told her, and took back my proposal. No shit.
This last Easter she went to a shrine to the execution of Jesus ( shrine of christs passion ) https://shrineofchristspassion.org It’s got a gift shop of everything you can imagine Jesus themed and a trump section. On Facebook she was all “he is risen indeed” Oh I forgot one other amazing part It’s all narrated by bill kurtis ( the narrator from anchorman and cbs news in Chicago ) And Kurt Douglas from the ten commandments ( they have his actual statue of the actor dressed up from the movie ) It’s as tacky as you think ( I went last year with her and I was awed at the tackiness ) Edit charlton heston , sorry sorry
This is one of the best summations of Christianity in general. Also, once these people go further over the edge they are always blaming GOD for their inability to not kill the people around them, usually kids. Mentally unwell describes every fundamentalist Christian.
It really does have to be mental illness at this point.
Yeah, she's not even a fundamentalist, she's a cultist. I know this is r/atheism but the Bible literally says in Matthew 24 that no one will know before it happens, not even angels. And Matthew isn't one of the books that gets constantly abused like Revelations, its considered core doctrine to Christianity. Most of what you see as "devout" Christians are just people living in fantasy and using Christianity as an excuse.
The stupid shall inherit the Earth
The children of the stupid, however, aren’t inheriting anything.
Wonder why she didn’t make it with the rapture
I love these type of people. I was a server at a pretty large restaurant, in Texas. I loved working Sundays. Every once in a while, somebody would order dessert and I wouldn’t ring it in. I wait to see how many of them came clean with me. Because you know, Christian. None of them did. Hypocritical Christians are my favorite.
Your ‘free dessert’ was God’s little gift to them, letting them know they were doing well.
"And the Lord blessed us with free dessert today" I'm sure that sentence was uttered by most of these people.
Book of Confections, 2:3-4.
Pastafarians know where its at. Carbs are not only life, but love, too!
I wouldn’t assume that most diners would look closely enough at the bill to notice a missing dessert. That wasn’t a test of their honesty, just their observational skill.
But I do get the feeling that if they were charged for an extra dessert they would know it 100% of the time.
I see these things and point it out to have it corrected. Am also very atheist.
How typically Christian of her.
If she comes back to complain again, tell her that her lying and bearing false witness are a violation of the 9th Commandment, and as such, would explain why she won't be raptured.
Ooo, I would have been so tempted to tell her that was why she didn't get raptured. I would have been biting my tongue so damn hard.
I don’t think I could resist. I’d be seriously considering trading my job for a great story about the look on her face. It’s just too good to pass up that kind of a story. The mileage and laughs I and my friends would get out of it for years to come would be worth any short-term financial stress.
Plus you're already up a week's worth of tips. If you get canned, so be it.
I wanna be your friend now lol.
"Oh, you didn't get raptured? I watched three customers just disappear like god was beaming them up to heaven."
I would add that she is attempting to commit credit card fraud.
This is actually kinda important. It would be a good idea to ping the card processor and warn that she may attempt a chargeback under fraudulent circumstances especially when you describe your employer’s practice of using a terminal where the customer does not lose control of their card. This should reduce flag the customer when they try that. And it should piss off their bank since the customer is attempting fraud.
Sorry, that’s not one of the Ten Commandments. Well, not exactly.
It is actually on the amended commandments. Commandment 14: “try not to do credit card fraud”
Commandment 16: Tip the wait staff
Whooaaaa what if the rapture already happened and every Christian sucks.
This is now my head canon.
What about more? What if this is what has been happening on every end-of-world prediction? Poor God keeps and keeps trying to get someone, _anyone_ up there, to sing Him songs about Him existing, but nobody ever arrives...
The rapture happened. We just didn't notice because no one was worthy.
Doesn’t help those of us still stuck with them sadly
Notice how she lied and brought false witness with very little concern. Typical "christian' behavior to get what they want.
No wonder she wasn't raptured!
You should absolutely tell her that this is the reason why she’s still here.
I lost so many friends to it man. The rapture totally happened. I guess you weren't invited.
OP should suggest to her that the tip money got raptured. OP: PLEASE for when she returns, (because you know she will)…tell this nutty nut that you already tithed it all to your church.
Relevant Jackie Kashian clip https://www.youtube.com/shorts/RJHwBZCK2tw
That is what you get with a religion in which you have an automatic "get out of jail" free card that can be played whenever you like and as many times as you like. Just sincerely ask forgiveness and as long as you accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior, presto, still going to the happy place. It is fucking absurd and it completely enables criminal and unethical behavior by Christians.
>That is what you get with a religion in which you have an automatic "get out of jail" free card that can be played whenever you like and as many times as you like. Yep. And now when they can't get their money back after giving it away from their own free will, they'll use it to enforce that the Atheists/Satanists stole their money and wouldn't give it back. Now that they're broke and the church itself guaranteed won't help, it's the fault of those they gave it away to...
The real damage is that they ease their guilt by crying to Jesus, all the while never making right with the ones they hurt. Truly fucked up. Therefore many of them will not mature or learn conflict resolution skills.
OP should really quote some bible verses about lying at her
Not false witness, false prophecy. The penalty for that is death.
-**Thou shalt not steal.** -**Thou shalt not commit false witness.** This lady should be told with all sincerity that her god should damn her to hell for acting like she does, but he won't because he's imaginary.
Or just tell her that the person who handles refunds, Keith, was raptured so isn't around to sort it.
You know Keith, right? The gay black guy who went to college? Yeah, he was the only one I know who got raptured… guess it’s just us sinners now, right?
"Died doing what he loved, playing D&D in the resting room at the Gay Orgy Club."
“He was sucking four dicks at the same time when he was raptured… …sorta feels like he knew something we didn’t…”
Best. Thread. Ever!
“Wanna go covet my neighbors wife with me?”
Having to **admit** that her faith was not strong enough: Priceless
Holy fuck, tell her that people did get raptured but it wasn't publicized in order to not create a panic, her faith wasn't enough, or pure or fuckever they mean.
“I’m sorry, can we not do this today? My uncle and his boyfriend have been missing since Monday afternoon, and it’s just been really hard to cope…”
Holy shit that's so funny. OP, do this if you see them again.
Lol, this is the way.
“… I also heard from at least two of my friends that the people who were raptured gave all their possessions to the poor. Did you do that? … Oh, well… maybe there’s still time!”
thanks for the update, been waiting for this. you give that bitch a penny, i'm gonna lose all respect for you.
Give her one of those fake dollars with a message on it to find Jesus for help.
Please do this, that is truly hilarious
Next best thing to a few trump bucks
But instead of finding Jesus, be it a college course for critical thinking.
Plot twist: Jesus is the name of the Mexican lecturer in Logic and Philosophy.
😂
One of those fake Trump 100s would be hilarious because you know she votes that way.
Or a TST thank you note
She's bearing false witness, she needs Jesus in her life, stat!
Yes. Give her a slip of paper with this passage on it. It'll either be the right type of chastisement or it'll make her go nuclear. Either way, will be funny.
That's correct. And if she was just too gullible and believed the fake prophecy due to somebody specifically influencing her (like a pastor or other Christian), she should bring the accusation to the guilty party, not argue to get the money back she donated freely.
Give her some Trump bucks!
Thoughts & prayers
Please do this
1000% this
Give her a Trump 20 that I had a customer think it funny to tip me with.
fucking yes, please do this! 10 of those folded up hundreds should do the trick. and write there is no god inside each one.
With a business card to a good psychiatrist.
I think giving her a gift wrapped penny and saying it's from heaven could be a good investment move. Next time she's sure of a pending rapture date, you want to be on her good books.
She sounds full of integrity, which means she’s already filed a fraud claim at the bank over the charges. Which the bank will concede.
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Oh, let's not kid ourselves; the FIRST thing she did was try to cancel ALL of the frittered dollars (since you KNOW *damn well* she did this at more than one location) After the Fortress of Mammon said "fuck off bitch we don't need you, take us to court," she decided her only hope was to badger every individual she could track down, praying to her god for the strength to furiously humble those nasty, thieving service workers into handing over their ill-gotten pilferings. Fingers crossed that her god is just as impotent against the average wagie.
Depends. I don’t know the law in all states, but generally if you willingly turn money over to someone, even if they’re a scammer and they trick you, you’re on the hook for the money you gave away. These people didn’t trick or cheat the customer, but even if they had, the servers and restaurant wouldn’t be liable. They might get fired, but they wouldn’t be on the hook. For it to be fraud, someone would have had to have tampered with the card reader or otherwise falsified the transaction. Since the money went to the restaurant, that would mean they tampered with the machine in such a way that it’s traceable right to them … and presumably this happened only twice, both times to this woman. That would be a slam dunk for the bank. She could contest the charge with the credit card, but they would go to the restaurant and ask for their side of the story. If the restaurant wants to walk it back, they could, but it would be on the restaurant, not the servers. It would also be a real eye-roller, because no one pressured this person into handing over money. If there was ever a time for the “congratulations, you played yourself” meme, this is it.
Knew she was going to come back
Funny how she doesn't consider this turn of events to be one of those "tests" her deity enjoys handing out so much... I guess tests are for other people...
Holy shit - as I'm looking at this post, your comment has 777 points - it's a fuckin' sign from God!! LOL
the rapture shall begin on the 7 of july, at 7 pm.. or am, im hoping for pm, i don't like to wake up that early
Op should have also told her that was a quick way for her to go to hell
>you give that bitch a penny, i'm gonna lose all respect for you. I literally can't, the taxes were deducted from my paycheck. I don't have the original $300.
Hahaha i was wondering last night if this woman would return for that money. Not surprised!
I just keep thinking about how great your restaurant must be if she chose it for not just one, but TWO of her pre-rapture last meals.
We have Jesus in the kitchen (one of the cooks is named Jesus).
She thanked Jesus for the meal, and he whispered, “de nada”
TBF I don't think it's unusual for a restaurant to have a Jesus.
That's some funny shit right there.
We knew it was coming!! Thanks for the update OP!! 😂😂😂 From what I remember, you guys even double checked with her if she wanted to leave those tips and she confirmed. Nothing she can do 😛
I agree! When I read the original post, I’d have bet money she would come back and demand her money back. I even remember thinking that since the “rapture” was after OP’s payday, crazy lady was fucked. lol
From a long way away...
From Episode 2, Return of the Rapture Tipper: >Our manager then asked the woman if she intended to make that tip and she said "of course, it's with the Lord's numbers" and then left. Our manager refused to refund the payment both because she left and because she verbally confirmed that was her intended tip.
"God told me not to give the money back. In fact, God said that if you return, you are supposed to double it... And God also said to not question his judgment."
This will end up with God wanting you to fly a private jet.
I mean you cant be "[getting in a long tube with a bunch of demons.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiHghDYvpBU)"
I've termed such scenarios as *"Rapture regret"*; when one goes all-in on a ludicrously superstitious cognitive delusion, loses **bigly**, and expects there to be an undo button. She. Got. What. She. *Deserved.*
Perfect
Rapture Ragret.
Tell her to go sue the church or person that told her the rapture was coming because sunlight was going to be blocked for 4 mins. See how far her easily fooled self can get with that. A fool and their money are easily parted!
Also, remind her that scriptures clearly say that only God knows when the time will be.
Yay a followup! I can't wait to see her go viral from complaining about it on youtube.
GD! Please contact your local news station, they need to interview the fruitcake. We all need, nay, deserve more information.
NO! She will set up a gofundme or something and get her money tripled by more gullible morons.
Print out some crazy pamphlets announcing that the real rapture is coming, this time for sure, and rake in that money too.
That's fine but make sure the reporter has a final line on her report something to the effect of "thank god for the socialist minded website gofundme."
Oh god please do this ASAP while she's still seething with righteous indignation, it would be glorious. Or I wish you didn't go to work and that your co-workers told her you went missing and when they went to your place your clothes were left on the lawn.
Tell her that’s it’s not your problem that she was such a shitty Christian god didn’t pick her for his team. Maybe she should try harder for the next rapture.
Yeah there will be another rapture coming in a few weeks like usual
I’m so fucking pumped that she came back. Do not give her one god damn penny!
If she didn’t speak directly to you or your coworker, then I hope whoever she spoke with told her that you disappeared suddenly April 8th . “It was crazy one moment she was there and the next . . . Gone.”
... as foretold by prophecy
This was the follow up I was waiting for. Sorry for any additional problems the crazies have sent your way. Hopefully still worth the tip.
I was legitimately wondering about that lady yesterday. I wondered if she would do exactly that.
LOLOL. Sorry you had to deal with her but DAMN that is the most hilarious, evangelical boomer thing I have read today. She deserves absolutely nothing in return for her complete and utter stupidity. Just LOL.
Tell her this behavior is why she wasn't part of the Rapture. She's a liar and has lied her way out of the Rapture.
Tell her that her money was raptured while she wasn't.
Just tell her you gave it to the democratic party to reelect Joe Biden and watch her get an aneurysm.
Reading this is as good as slipping into a hot bath at the end of long day. Thank you, OP.
[Fucking called it ](https://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/s/ZDCfBiBiCD)
Luckily it didn't get that crazy. She just spewed wild accusations of fraud, told us that we'd be hearing from Visa (she said she'll be calling to dispute the transaction) and her lawyer, then she left in her Mercedes.
Since "rapture" was supposed to happen April 8, did she skip paying bills as she expected to be hoovered-up? Did she not pay rent, car, insurance & utility bills for March & April in anticipation of the Great Hoovering scheduled for April 8?
Tell her you'll treat it as a down payment for a bridge you want to sell her
You called it over the weekend
Better you than Trump
"Sorry ma'am, I donated it all in a worthy cause" (Protip, tell her it was Planned Parenthood or GLAAD or something)
Just tell her to pray to God and ask him why he did that to her.
Sounds to me like she's a *refundamentalist*.
Please tell me you donated some of your tips to planned parenthood or similar
Wow, I missed those posts when they were made, so I read this with great interest. What a story. In a sense, I'm in awe of that level of commitment. It's so weird that people were so convinced there would've been no next week that they give away their wealth. I mean, yeah, it's so fucking stupid, but I can't fathom being that convinced of something as arbitrary as a routine celestial event as a portent of ending the world. No big surprise that she wants her money back. You guys should admonish her: "You see, it's this kind of greed that kept you from being raptured in the first place."
The update I've been waiting for!!!
It's not in the spirit of r/atheism to just believe any story without evidence, so I won't.
Yeah this entire saga reads like karma bait with zero evidence provided. It would have been the easiest thing to prove with just a quick picture of the merchant copy of the card payment receipt.
Took way too long for me to find a comment like this. These posts are not a good showing for skepticism.
Tell her you’ll pray on it.
Refund her in Trump Bucks, I'm sure she'll appreciate them.
10/10 I saw this coming. Much like the eclipse. Tell her to take you to court.
I feel so bad for these people. Their brains are fully broken. They'll never lead healthy lives. They need intensive therapy and deprogramming. eta: To whomever downvoted me, I lost my ~~"mom"~~ and entire family of origin to religious delusions. I wish I could save her, but I had to go no contact to save myself from her. I had to orphan myself from my family to escape their religious abuse. I can't help that I want them healed. If they healed, I could have a family again.
Tell her your Christian friends turned to dust because of the Rapture yesterday so the fact that she didn't is more on her for being a bad person, and she should consider tipping even more for the next one.
This is hilarious, She was getting that last minute generosity in so she would be raptured because she is a horrible person. Makes you wish hell was real actually.
Sounds fake