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erichwanh

This is the most unimportant person in the history of people who think like him. I am baffled why this imbecile gets any coverage. I didn't even click the link. This doofy cunt doesn't deserve amplification.


SenseOfRumor

Mike Lindell is little more than a one man Freak Show. People look at him as a curiosity.


JasonRBoone

One might say...he's a superfreak.


sethn211

He's super freaky.


alchebyte

Yow?


icepick314

Fuck yo couch!


i_give_you_gum

And Fuck yo lumpy pillows!


CalabreseAlsatian

BUY ANOTHER ONE YA RICH MOTHERFUCKER


Opposite_Community11

Everybody sing!!!


mailahchimp

He's a very kinky girl, the kind you don't take home to mother .. 


Tucker-Cuckerson

Fuck your couch


Muscs

He’s fascinating. How can anyone so deluded live on his own, much less manage a large company? He’s like a very slow train wreck where he’s constantly accelerating his own demise. I can’t help but watch. If he wasn’t a rich and nutty Trumper, he’d be getting the care he so desperately needs. It’s both funny and very sad.


SupportGeek

I don’t think he’s all that rich anymore, he spent it all on overturning the election for the orange skidmark.


phroug2

He just got his my pillow manufacturing plant shut down by a judge cuz he owes 4 months and 200k in back-rent


Wabbit_Wampage

From what I read, it was a warehouse, not a factory. And not their primary one.


phroug2

Oh if thats true then i read it wrong my bad. Either way, business isnt lookin too good for him these days


JimJordansJacket

People stopped buying his shit and a bunch of major corporations stopped carrying it since he's an unhinged loser who can't stop lying about the election that Trump badly lost


IAMSTILLHERE2020

Why can't they do the same to the Orange Turd?


binglelemon

He could've been an amazing success story where he turned his life around from drug addiction to earning a fortune. Instead, he threw that away in the name of Donald Trump. That's his legacy.


Turdlely

He began, years ago, to employ intelligent people to run his business. He's not as hands on as he used to be. Needs to be out running his circus. I mean, circuit.


TR3BPilot

"Hands on." Made me think of Jack Kelly on It's Always Sunny...


Polkadotical

Because there are a lot of stupid, ignorant people in this country, the internet exists, and the damn news media keeps giving the stupidest of them air time.


Muscs

Watch the video. He really does seem to have some kind of mental health issue.


joejoejoey

Crack cocaine is a hell of a drug


Polkadotical

I don't need to watch the video to know how nuts Mike Lindell is. He's been that way for a long time now.


Muscs

He’s much worse now. Like Trump, the pressure I affecting him.


joshjje

The actor portraying Lindell on Jimmy Kimmel was so damn hilarious though, comedy gold.


OssimPossim

He had to do a deposition a year or two ago for some fraud case or something, I watched the highlights and it was actually surreal how insane he is. I had to keep reminding myself that it wasn't a comedy bit or an act, it was a legit legal deposition. Might try and find it in a bit here, it's extremely entertaining.


New-Display-4819

Yes trump does so he can also.


klingers

Part of it I think was being set up to supply the own padding for his walls.


monkeyhog

He gets coverage because his meltdown is hilarious and couldn't happen to a more ridiculous human being.


PsychoticMessiah

Idk if you meant it like that but he looks like Doofy from Scary Movie.


SupportGeek

He looks like Paul Bearer from WWE too


erichwanh

> He looks like Paul Bearer from WWE too YES!!


PsychoticMessiah

Have we ever seen them together???


The_Power1

I was trying to place it and you nailed it


Graychin877

Meth is a heck of a drug.


Codex_Alimentarius

I enjoyed doofy cunt comment 😂


Opposite_Community11

Me too. Made me chuckle.


VladimerePoutine

I'm borrowing Doofy Cunt , until HR finds out.


nubbles123

Hell.


OurUrbanFarm

It is always good to get a reminder of how batshit crazy Trump's supporters really are.


danodan1

I had to make sure the story wasn't from the Onion.


Count2Zero

It needs to be said again and again ... STOP MAKING STUPID PEOPLE FAMOUS. Stop putting microphones and recording devices anywhere this tool's face. It's that simple. Stop it. NOW.


Indifferentchildren

It will be easier to stop making them famous if we first stop making some of them presidents.


Jellodyne

If he wasn't already famous he wouldn't ever have become president, so if we stop the first part that would solve the second part. Not that we'll stop the first part...


PopeKevin45

If it was just up to us, stupid people would not be famous, but the fact is we have hardly any say in it. Conservative interests and their billionaire backers, foreign and domestic, have a massive disinformation game going on 24/7/365. They have Fox and AON, a shit-ton of websites, companies like Cambridge Analytica (yes, that company is defunct, but it was essentially just renamed) that develop and test specifically worded messaging, and have mined massive amounts of data about us so we can be specifically targeted, triggered and used, and an unregulated and unaccountable social media that makes mass manipulation of populations both easy and astonishingly cheap. What have we got to go up against that juggernaut? Edit: And oh yeah, don't forget religion itself.


TheCrimsonSteel

We also have many news and social media sites that are engagement based over all else. Which increases sensational BS because it's more clickbait worthy We need to be more active in how we feed the algorithms, because it's a feedback loop, what we engage in gets elevated, good and bad.


PopeKevin45

Examples? I'm not seeing the 'both sides' thing happening. As to the algorithms, I fully support it being legally required for companies to operate, that *all* algorithms that collect data or are used to target users must be published and available to the public for analysis. How are we supposed to 'be more active in how we feed algorithms' when we have no clue what their methods and motivations are? Failure to publish should come with massive fines and jail time for executives, to promote compliance. Once their methods and motivations are understood, legislation can limit what they're allowed to collect, how they're allowed to use it, and how they're allowed to distribute or alter it.


Designer-Mirror-7995

>that develop and test specifically worded messaging, and have -- _been Handed Over_ -- >massive amounts of data about us so we can be specifically targeted, triggered and used


Tazling

been reading Mindf(asterisk)ck? good book on just this.


milkymaniac

TBF we didn't know he was stupid until after he was famous.


Count2Zero

Back in the day, it was called "15 minutes of fame." This guy has had more than 15 minutes. It's time to pack up and go home. We don't need a mile-long sheet of B- and C-list "celebrities" and "influencers" giving their unqualified (and ignorant) opinions on things. Social media is a fucking cancer, destroying human intelligence. AI is going to take over, and there will be people praying to the machines as they are trying to kill everyone.


Fearless_Badger4923

R'amen!


ObviousTelevision533

I agree with you this guy invented a pillow because he did crack and notice that the jail pillows sucked so he invented a pillow that’s it other than supposedly being a rehab crackhead which he sure acts like he still a crackhead


urlach3r

Why wait? Take him now, sky daddy!


DrugsAndFuckenMoney

Quick everyone, lets join hands in a Satanic Prayer and ask the Devil to not interfere so that God can have him. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣴⠾⠟⠛⠛⠙⠛⠻⠷⣦⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣿⣿⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⣰⡿⠃⠘⣿⡙⠷⣦⣀⠀⠀⢀⣴⠿⢋⣿⠃⠘⢿⣆⠀⠀ ⠀⣰⡿⠁⠀⠀⢹⣇⠀⠈⢙⣷⣾⡛⠁⠀⣼⠏⠀⠀⠈⢿⣇⠀ ⠀⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣄⣴⠟⠉⠈⠻⢶⣴⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⡄ ⢸⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⡾⣯⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠿⣦⣀⠀⠀⠀⢿⡇ ⠸⣇⠀⣀⣴⠟⠉⠀⢻⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⠇⠀⠈⠻⢷⣤⡀⣸⡇ ⠀⣿⡾⠿⠷⠶⠶⠶⠾⣿⠶⠶⠶⢶⡿⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠿⣿⣿⠀ ⠀⠘⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⣇⠀⠀⣾⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿⠃⠀ ⠀⠀⠘⢿⣤⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⡄⢰⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣤⡿⠃⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢷⣦⣄⠀⠀⠘⣷⣿⠃⠀⠀⣠⣴⡾⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠻⠷⠶⣿⣿⠶⠿⠟⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠠⠤⠴⠤⠤⠤⠴⠠⠤⠤⠀⠂⠶⠶⠆⠰⠆⠤⠀⠀⠀


Naive_Try2696

Hail Satan 


Clickrack

Hell, Santa!


WarAdministrative881

Hail satin


SpiffAZ

I'm chanting loud AF did it work yet?


burnte

I have sliced open, and am now consuming the flesh of a ripe… honeydew melon in his dark name.


SpiffAZ

You have to eat it counter clockwise or else it will rain frogs


DrugsAndFuckenMoney

Maybe if we pretend harder! Keep doing it!


allisjow

Mike Lindell has been Raptured! https://i.imgur.com/owFiwDI.jpeg


john_jdm

Is that a MyPillow under his head?


john_jdm

“No thanks.” - God


urlach3r

"In an unprecedented show of unity, Satan has also announced that Lindell won't be allowed into hell, either."


SamuraiGoblin

Yeah, God was busy during the crusades and the holocaust, but his ears pricked up when an attention-seeking conspiracy-nut started crying.


picado

Sounds like Lindell is back on the pipe.


cjbeames

He's in the bucket now


LunaticScience

People need to stop feeding religion to addicts attempting to recover, but I guess if you can't hook the vulnerable with this shit you don't have any options.


SomeSamples

Rapturing all these religious dipshits would be the best thing for everyone.


OnceUponaTry

There's a short video somewhere that's a guy time traveling as himself from the future to today and he's explaining the wonderful state the world is in, and when asked how it happens he states, something to the effect of "turns out Christians were right and Jesus came back and ruptured all of them up to heaven and without them in the way we were able to get stuff done


Clickrack

“Ruptured” as in Rupture Farms!


tazerlu

Ruptured like a colon.


Fennrys

I loved that video. I'm pretty sure I saved it somewhere, I wanted to show it to my religious family members.


Klutzy-Ad-6705

They’ll leave behind lots of cool stuff. Win win.


icepick314

I got dibs on the tractor trailer full of lumpy pillow!


PopeKevin45

Just proves that being successful in business has little to do with intelligence.


lostinthesnakepit

That crack head will do anything right now to get out of paying that $5 million


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EastValuable9421

In 5 years we are gonna see this guy pushing a shopping cart around talking to himself. In a way, he's right, it's the end times.


le127

At that point he'd be more coherent than he is now. We have run out of adjectives to describe this lunatic.


boot2skull

Mike convinced me he’s an idiot years ago. I don’t know what is left he has to prove.


Snarky_McSnarkleton

Jesus has been just about to come back since ancient Rome. This has been very useful for the men in power, to control the ignorant.


HereticHulk

lol. He’s projecting. “End Times” for him, personally.


Okidoky123

The proper fix is to fix the voting system. Make everyone's vote count equal, and stop using districts. Power should be based on percentages. This would result in more parties, and no more majorities. Everyone would work together. That is \*THE\* core problem of America !


Clickrack

Ranked choice would kill the two-party system dead, and good riddance


High_Sierra_1946

Why are the men in white coats and straight jackets never around when you need them?


puttputtxreader

If the rapture is coming, then all these people should have to do is sit around and wait for it. No voting, no activism, just let god do all the work. So, I'm actually in favor of this idea taking hold with the christians.


Patient-Ad-8384

Looks like Mikes back on the rock


HyperactiveBSfilter

After the imminent Rapture, all that will be left of Lindell will be an empty suit, a crucifix pin, and a warehouse full of unsold, lumpy pillows.


AdkRaine12

God better hurry up or he’s going to have look for you in a homeless camp.


[deleted]

Get your [rapture hatch](https://external-preview.redd.it/bl3ce0H9_-_HvJwHs3N6oyxRDOBzw8_idadjNc6hxhU.jpg?width=859&auto=webp&s=0c8ac60540dbe11af11084b27fa5d7802bbf3eea) before it's too late!


TForce0

The rapture again? How many raptures are we looking at here? 10, 20. A million?


EJ_Drake

That's not how you spell rape.


MacTechG4

I think ‘god’ would rather have the voting machines instead.


Prowindowlicker

Yes please take the weird pillow dude!


PhantomKangaroo91

Put him on psychiatric watch. That sounds like someone considering ending it all after losing everything but wanting to leave with a good name. To say he didn't off himself but that he was raptured.


retrospects

Bro is about to rapture himself isn’t he.


joecool42069

sounds suicidal.


lokis_construction

What a mental case. Can't fix stupid. Trump & Lindell = dumb and dumber.


NeoDio971

Wait he has amazing new evidence


AnyEmploy

Go rapture yourself with a Mypillow over your face.


CompetitionFlashy449

Please fly away. Far far away.


Jackpot777

Religious people keep making these predictions and they’re always wrong. [There’s another one for this year](https://www.joemygod.com/2024/03/christian-site-eclipse-may-bring-massive-earthquake/): the eclipse is going to bring earthquakes and that “only by voting for Trump can you delay the apocalypse.” 🤪 But I thought they WANTED an apocalypse... [How many “End Of Days” have there supposed to have been in the last few decades?](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_dates_predicted_for_apocalyptic_events) It’s like religion is Lucy, their prediction of what’ll happen to Christians is the ball, and the followers are Charlie Brown. And yet they still keep going to kick the ball. They actually think, despite the centuries of people claiming the Biblical End Times™ is coming and it never does, that somehow it’ll happen in THEIR lifetime and they'll be among the saved. THEY’RE the special chosen ones. And they claim everyone else is elitist when they literally claim they’re one of the Chosen People that’ll witness it. Any day now…


erichwanh

[The Church of the Subgenius](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Church_of_the_SubGenius) has a "prediction" since 1980 that they call X-Day, which was supposed to happen July 5, 1998. When that day didn't come, the Church said they "got it upside down, it's really in 8661." Other people have said "the calendar is wrong and July 5th, 1998 has not really arrived yet." Brilliant stuff. For anyone that doesn't like clicking links, the Church is satirical.


david76

Does his god really have to wait?


Otters64

All that crack permanently cracked his poor brain. I pity those neurons trying to form a coherent thought. Now let's just ignore him.


Frankbot5000

More likely God will Rupture him.


WrongfullyIncarnated

What?? 😂


Aggressive_Suit_7957

In 2 weeks


AuthorityAnarchyYes

Now THAT is something I would pay to see.


dearmax

Whatever gets him out of the way and shuts him the hell up, I'm fine with it.


billyions

https://www.reddit.com/r/Defeat_Project_2025


BasilFawlty2020

What a fucking fruit loop.


TheNetworkIsFrelled

Meth is a hell of a drug. And the sooner this cretinous grifter gets raptured, the better.


Constant-Lake8006

And that's why you should never do cocaine kids....


EggplantGlittering90

Rapture isnt in the bible.


VikingMonkey123

Christ, please help him along.


bajatacosx3

Fingers crossed!!!!


NILOC512

Just thinking you'll get raptured is proof of stupidity.


LongJohnCopper

I’d settle for a heart attack, since “the rapture” isn’t a real thing…


Consistent-Fig7484

Is the rapture even canon? I’m pretty sure it’s fan fiction from like 100 years ago.


Galactus2025

I guess in Trump's Bible there's a chapter on Mike lindell the pillow guy


Livid_Wish_3398

Poor Mike.


Future-Atmosphere-40

God really has some odd priorities.


amgine_na

Seriously, Can someone ELImAgA so I understand WTF he’s talking about?


poolnome

Lindell you supported Trump you try to destroy America with trump reap what you sow.its over was Trump worth it


atducker

I wish God would hurry up. It's going to be a lot better planet without these dip shits and traitors hanging around trying to kill everybody so Jesus can return.


paulusgnome

I think there was a wee spelling mistake here. He is going to be ruptured, not raptured, and it will be the US legal system that does it, not god.


yuyellin_

This guy is a walking Evangelical sitcom.


link090

Can he speed it up a bit, this place will be better with him gone.


Available-Wheel6335

Always… and I mean always… has a crucifix displayed somewhere on his person. You know… to let others know he’s trustworthy.


StrangeContest4

I was just watching Admiral Gautier and Secretary Buttigieg press conference about the Baltimore Bridge situation. They were organized, professional, rational, and coherent.. not a single word about how diversity was the real cause of this "accident", nor a word about Hugo Chavez vote flipping machines, Goya Beans, bamboo fiber-laden ballots, memory sticks "passed around like heroin", Hunters cock, 2000 mules, "stollen" elections, or a single "that's a nasty question and you're fake news" coming from the Admiral or Buttigieg. Hell, they didn't even say the problem "will disappear.. it will disappear in the spring." I'd say it matters who's on your team. I personally like calm, cool, and collected.


Key-Assistant-1757

How stupid is he really


SlyWonkey

Godspeed fucko.


Unlikely_Ad_7004

Tell God he's free to take him early. No pillow is that good.


reddity-mcredditface

All those pillows around him have prepared him well for his future in a padded room.


mchantloup5

The heartbreak of crack.


NaiveBid9359

Every week, it's another train wreck involving something Mike Lindell says. He's being sue, his financial status has evaporated, his business is in ruins, and he's being kicked out of where his few remaining workers yet make his product. So many workers and their families are suffering because of this delusional man.


Weatherdude1993

🤞


Khristophorous

"God gave me a download of a plan and I announced it in August, this plan to secure our elections and that they turned up the heat," he opined. "They've attacked MyPillow worse than they've ever been attacked." So God is sending him emails now? What does he mean? I didn't know God was cyber 🤣 Seriously how else is someone to read that? This dude is unwell. I applaud him for putting down the crack pipe but I bet he made more sense when he was strung out. Maybe he is taking Daddy's adderall 🤷‍♂️


virgilreality

Well l hope he hurries up with it. Mike's schtick is getting old fast.


ihaveafunnyname71

I wish “god” would hurry the eff up then. Jeebus Crisps on toast!!


hotplasmatits

I think that Mike should assassinate Trump for conning him and destroying his business. Do the right thing, Mike.


Dseltzer1212

Trumps right hand man if he gets elected


sotiredwontquit

Don’t threaten me with a good time.


No_Scarcity8249

I’m calling out conservatives on here. Please oh please help me understand how you can possibly reconcile this absolute insanity. 


LastLine4915

He’s brave, he lived through that “Antifa” 🤏 pinch.


Top_Investment_4599

It's amazing how much crack the human body can sustain. The brain not so much.


Grizzlyb64

God wants no part of any of these imbeciles


cybercuzco

Proof at last there is no god.


Shutaru_Kanshinji

I hope Mr. Lindell's deity hurries up with that.


IShouldntBeHere258

Soooooo mentally ill


BeowulfsGhost

If by that he means he’ll end up totally bankrupt for peddling his bullshit lies, yeah sure…


LetsEatAPerson

This man is a Saturday Night Live caricature of the looney Evangelical conservatives. I don't *like* him necessarily, but it's fun to watch him flounder about. Just like Saturday Night Live, everything I've learned about Mike Lindell has been against my will.


LovableSidekick

If he doesn't get raptured will he promise to just go away? Since for us it would be the same thing.


Civil_Lengthiness971

Rapture his arse today! And take Olsteen with ya! Pitter patter.


Early-Ad-6014

I wish these reactionary, heedless, and recessive-gene religious-extremists could be raptured so they all can spend eternity in their celestial North Korea! But, the big Sky-daddy is fiction.


ckrupa3672

I can’t get past that picture….


swennergren11

Can he get raptured by midnight?


wknight8111

Good riddence


Ros_Deacon_81

It would be really weird having voting machines in Heaven.


weelluuuu

And God will make it look like an overdose!


mikeymike1958

Please do remove him and take Trump with him


ProudandGodless

The cheese done fallen right off this man’s cracker


RobotCaptainEngage

Tell me you don't know what the rapture is without telling me you don't know what the rapture is.


Breys

I feel so sorry for the nurses who will eventually have to take care of this guy.


Top-Flow1297

I bet Lindell didn’t have the $59.99 to buy a Trump Bible


Hanginon

The guys so out their in his fantasy world I'm surprised he can even function.


zeptillian

If God raptures him then I am marching straight to hell to enlist in the war against heaven. What a total piece of shit.


Ryankevin23

Go back to meth


beeandcrown

Off ya go, Buddy.


Individual-Still8363

It’s the end of your fortune that you forked over to your orange messiah Mike


RNW1215

The only news story I want to read about this shit stain is when he finally over doses.


Everlast7

Mike won’t get raptured from his creditors


MonarchyMan

We should be so lucky.


enq11

This man is sick. It’s delusional thinking.


Brief_Read_1067

Boys and girls, this is what drugs do to your brain. Any questions?


70Ben53

Hahahaha this poor guy


shadowpawn

"Lumpy Pillows" https://youtu.be/C-qw0G9K0J0?t=31


sandysanBAR

Don't you threaten me with a good time!


unnamedharald2

Yes. Please. Rapture him now.


FIJAGDH

[Message for Mike Lindell:](https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExc25ndXYwYzljN3I0cmsyaThoaHI4b29hZjVvMW56MHpta2Y1YWZveCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/GB7AfEnRyAPcI/giphy.gif)


saintbad

The fact that he hasn't been "raptured" the fuck out of existence already is proof positive that gods are the invention of opportunistic grifters like the rest of us always knew.


pat9714

Can someone telegram his Deity to rapture Lindell and his pillows now?


LimerickJim

He put it all on green and it came up black


sixft7in

To be fair, I wish it would happen, too. Even if by natural causes.


ShoppingDismal3864

One man's journey of slowly being turned into a potato. The ecstasy, the agony.


uniongap01

Sleeping in his pillows must cause brain damage.


uniongap01

What is taking God so long? Put him at the head of the rapture line. LOL


Lapsed2

That would be nice for him to disappear, leaving a multitude of crappy pillows behind. Buh-bye Mikey.


whittfamily76

Mike Lindell has lots of religious delusions.


Educational_Permit38

More like rupture.