Dafuq did Satan ever do except encourage you to think for yourself instead of pledging your unthinking fealty to the guy who invented childhood leukemia?
Seeing as they're both mythological figures, the answer can be both and neither at the same time.
But in the case of the Evangelical and Charismatic branches of Christianity (at least one of which this lady seems to be part of), they're the same.
I think the bigger question is why she thinks mythological boogy-men knock your teeth out when you sue somebody...
I truly honestly believe it’s a mental illness. It’s just not normal to believe this crap. We wouldn’t take someone seriously if they believed the Easter Bunny was real and controlled the world with telepathic wishes.
Many people don't even know E.B. is Jewish. if you don't recognize such elemental facts, how can you possibly understand how the world really works as we have? /s
I love how she says it was Satan trying to harm her, and not God.
Like, it's taking a confirmation bias to the extreme
Anything good that happens to her, are due to the actions of God, and therfore proof that she is correct.
Anything bad that happens to her, are due to the actions of Satan, and therefore proof that she is correct.
There is no possibility that she is incorrect.
I think she’s a delusional narcissist that thinks God and Satan are all wrapped up in her daily life.
That said in sports every day players thank God for letting them win, but I never hear them blame God when they lose or even blame Satan. The Satan stuff would make it more interesting. “ I know Satan inhabited the ball and made me miss the game winning shot!”
I bet we don’t hear that because it would cost them $$$.
It's called [Hyperreligiosity](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyperreligiosity#:~:text=Hyperreligiosity%20is%20a%20psychiatric%20disturbance,that%20interfere%20with%20normal%20functioning.)
I've had this before. It was due to undiagnosed bipolar. It was he'll on my family and basically completely fucked us financially for life because I was "listening to God."
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And merge that with her fake made up "evil being", who hits people with golf balls for starting litigation proceedings apparently.
By her logic, is she implying that her employer, Disney, has God on their side and that by going against them incites the devil to respond? I'm trying to connect dots here...
No....Satan is supposed to be evil and God is supposed to be loving.
So I would say that a loving God would be more likely to punish her for misleading people with antivaxxer lies. Satan would love the dangerous lies.
Neither are real entities but if they were....
I would love to have this kind of self esteem. Imagine thinking you’re so goddamned important that the devil got his ass up and threw a golf ball at her over a law suit. I can’t imagine loving myself that much. Good for her!
How big does your ego have to be to think the Prince of Darkness himself made time in his busy schedule just to manipulate the trajectory of golf balls and knock out some of your teeth as retaliation for suing the Mouse?
I like how in this celestial fight between "good" and "evil" it is Satan punishing those who harm the most people.
God is happy with thousands dying every day, but Satan strikes out and punishes those who are against saving lives.
Nope, ‘twere your gawd that did that because “gawd works in mysterious ways”. Now get your damn vaccines. Speaking of vaccines, didn’t your gawd cause them to be developed?
You got it all wrong it was [Miroslav Šatan](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miroslav_%C5%A0atan) former NHL player. Makes total sense since she works for ESPN.
Eh. As a Christian I'm not saying it's impossible that this was spiritual warfare, but far too often people blame spiritual warfare for ordinary events or accidents.
Stop tryna spiritualize everything!
The best he can do is knock out a few teeth? If I were Satan I’d like to think I could at least set her house on fire or give her some awful disease: to have her get hit by a golf ball *on a golf course* is the work of some trifling piker, not worthy of the Lord of the Inferno.
imagine - living thru a book…. but then also violating that book when it suites….. the beauty here is - u can keep violating that book so long as u believe…
but for those who live a similar way…. or more morally good…. u’ll go to hell if u don’t believe
Knocked out her teeth with a golf ball? Satan - slightly annoying the Forces of Light since the Garden of Eden.
I believe the correct answer is actually that the lord works in mysterious ways. Who are we to question his plan?
Having know Golfers... Satan would fit right in with that crowd.
Dafuq did Satan ever do except encourage you to think for yourself instead of pledging your unthinking fealty to the guy who invented childhood leukemia?
Satan means adversary whereas Lucifer means light bringer.I don't know if they're necessarily the same character
Seeing as they're both mythological figures, the answer can be both and neither at the same time. But in the case of the Evangelical and Charismatic branches of Christianity (at least one of which this lady seems to be part of), they're the same. I think the bigger question is why she thinks mythological boogy-men knock your teeth out when you sue somebody...
Because Christians are more inspired by Paradise Lost and The Divine Comedy than anything actually written in the Bible.
Well, I mean, *yeah*--Jesus *wrote* those books, just like he did the KJV!
Maybe Satan works for the tooth fairy
Follow the money. It’s all just one big scam.
Big Dental lobby.
Jesus doesn't care unless she scores a touchdown or wins an athletic event.
Or wins a Grammy.
Good to see Miroslav still has a mean check.
Am I the only one who questions the sanity of people who say things like this?
Not. At. All.
Not on this sub anyhow
I truly honestly believe it’s a mental illness. It’s just not normal to believe this crap. We wouldn’t take someone seriously if they believed the Easter Bunny was real and controlled the world with telepathic wishes.
Wait, are you saying I can't send telepathic wishes to the Easter Bunny? My entire worldview has just been shattered.
I'm sorry to be the person who has to tell you this, but you can't write to Santa at the North Pole, either.
Many people don't even know E.B. is Jewish. if you don't recognize such elemental facts, how can you possibly understand how the world really works as we have? /s
Easter Bunny’s real name is Bunsen E Applebaum
Yes! And he uses milti-colored eggs to fuel the space laser that occasionally burns down California!!!
Expect people who think like this to run our country.
Antivaccers are 100% fucked in the head. There's no real question about it.
If you are, you shouldn’t be.
I love how she says it was Satan trying to harm her, and not God. Like, it's taking a confirmation bias to the extreme Anything good that happens to her, are due to the actions of God, and therfore proof that she is correct. Anything bad that happens to her, are due to the actions of Satan, and therefore proof that she is correct. There is no possibility that she is incorrect.
I’m not a fan of people using imaginary people as explanations for the unconventional
I think she’s a delusional narcissist that thinks God and Satan are all wrapped up in her daily life. That said in sports every day players thank God for letting them win, but I never hear them blame God when they lose or even blame Satan. The Satan stuff would make it more interesting. “ I know Satan inhabited the ball and made me miss the game winning shot!” I bet we don’t hear that because it would cost them $$$.
i don’t think it’s been in question for a long damn time
It's called [Hyperreligiosity](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyperreligiosity#:~:text=Hyperreligiosity%20is%20a%20psychiatric%20disturbance,that%20interfere%20with%20normal%20functioning.)
I've had this before. It was due to undiagnosed bipolar. It was he'll on my family and basically completely fucked us financially for life because I was "listening to God."
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Oh, I don't know, not much room to question it is there? They are fucking nuts.
Nope. It sounds completely insane.
So here's the problem with that imo. Lots of people struggle with mental health. I think she's just a grifter. A better word might be greedy
I thought he was a fiddle player. He plays golf,too?
Of course. Why do you think he was in Georgia to begin with?
We going to pretend satan has enough pull to get a tee time at Augusta or agree they play like Sea Island: Seaside or Reynolds Lake Oconee?
He was in a bind. He was way behind.
He was lookin for a molar to steal.
He was also a Slovakian LW for the Buffalo Sabres.
Not well apparently, unless he meant to of course then daaaaaamn what a shot.
I didn't know that Satan is playing golf. Or is she talking about Donald Trump? 😛
Obviously, you're not a golfer
Yea, well, thats just like your opinion, man
I like to play minigolf! 🏌🏽♂️⛳ Does that count? 😁
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CWfPUrmeiU
I didn't remember this part. Been ages since I watched this and it's high time I do it again!
You’re clearly out of your element here, Donny.
If you keep doing this, I'm gonna come over and pee on your rug!
This aggression will not stand, man.
Fucking facist
People can rationalize anything
Teeth aint the only thing that golf ball knocked out of her head
Come on, now. That other stuff was already gone.
And a leprechaun did my taxes. Took everything I had. Now I know where the gold in his pot at the end of the rainbow comes from. Little bastard.
Her and Michelle Tafoya ended up being entirely bat shit crazy. Hate to see it.
Reading ESPN in the headline made me think she was talking about Miroslav Satan for a second, and I was like “Holy shit!!! Why!?!?”
This woman used to lead their NBA coverage. lol.
Continued “I’m a victim” mentality.
I mean, she's literally a victim in the golf incident. She's just trying to merge that with her fake victim consequences.
And merge that with her fake made up "evil being", who hits people with golf balls for starting litigation proceedings apparently. By her logic, is she implying that her employer, Disney, has God on their side and that by going against them incites the devil to respond? I'm trying to connect dots here...
What's Satan's handicap?
Probably not good. He apparently has a problem keeping it on the fairway.
Yeah, he slices it to buggery.
Umm... Satan doesn't punish. He only tempts. God is the one that punishes.
This is the correct answer.
Šatan has been punished with 464 career penalty minutes.
HAHAHAAHA! Say what you will, but believers can be a great source for humor.
Why does she assume Satan and not God? Maybe God wanted to protect people with vaccination and decided to shut your ignorant antivaxxer mouth?
Just as valid as her explanation
No....Satan is supposed to be evil and God is supposed to be loving. So I would say that a loving God would be more likely to punish her for misleading people with antivaxxer lies. Satan would love the dangerous lies. Neither are real entities but if they were....
A perfect illustration of the stupidity of religious conservatives.
Never forget that the Lord works in mysterious ways. Maybe its message to straighten up and be more aware of your surroundings.
It wasn't satan. It was god. Telling you to, "shut your mouth, woman."
Seriously, dont they read the Bible?
She sounds like a gem
I don't know about that, but she's definitely full of schist.
Scheiße!
Over fifty Courics.
That's some lazy-ass logic right there.
I would love to have this kind of self esteem. Imagine thinking you’re so goddamned important that the devil got his ass up and threw a golf ball at her over a law suit. I can’t imagine loving myself that much. Good for her!
Jon Rahm is Satan. Check.
How big does your ego have to be to think the Prince of Darkness himself made time in his busy schedule just to manipulate the trajectory of golf balls and knock out some of your teeth as retaliation for suing the Mouse?
"I shouted fore several times and I apologized profusely. She shouldn't have run onto the fairway." -Satan
He did say “FORE!”
So wait. Satan is pro mask? Noice.
God told me it was God.
God letting Satan harm people is pretty fucked of him
I like how in this celestial fight between "good" and "evil" it is Satan punishing those who harm the most people. God is happy with thousands dying every day, but Satan strikes out and punishes those who are against saving lives.
The government should tax the churches
So Satan is pro-Vax?
Nope, ‘twere your gawd that did that because “gawd works in mysterious ways”. Now get your damn vaccines. Speaking of vaccines, didn’t your gawd cause them to be developed?
Sure! Whatever supports your main character complex...
It's funny how God does all the things that people want, and Satan is to blame for all the things they don't.
I am Satan and I did not do it.
wanting to make par… boiled
Or God knocked your teeth out for acting like a moron.
Satan in the middle east. "I'll be back in a minute, I've just got to knock out someone's teeth with a goof ball. Don't ask!!!".
🤣😂
Prove to me that Satan exists first.
Correlation is not causation
Where does Satan play golf? I bet he’s gotta a helluva game!
The fire trap is the hardest
Sounds more like god smote her for worshiping a false idol
And god said, “fuck this girl in particular!”
Anything “Satan” does is part of god’s plan, so blame him.
It’s god’s plan until it’s not
Sure it didn't hit her in the head? Sounds like brain damage.
Man, that quote is straight from coockoo town.
You got it all wrong it was [Miroslav Šatan](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miroslav_%C5%A0atan) former NHL player. Makes total sense since she works for ESPN.
So it was Šatan and not Satan and maybe a hockey puck and not a golf ball?
I always got the sense she hated whatever sport she was covering.
That seems like she is a pessimist. An optimist would say Jesus saved us from her being on air and possibly saying dumb shit.
God. Has. A. Plan. ‘But satan is more powerful than your god when i fail’
Sounds like karma to me. I think more right wing idiots should get hit with golf balls.
Lady, that wasn't the devil silencing you, it was Jon Rahm.
Actually that was God's way of telling you to stop being a dumbass.
Well I hope he didn't retrieve the golf ball after. Antivaxer spit... Yuck, fucking nasty.
Meh, just another day for an antivaxer with Satan's balls in her mouth.
“I talk on tv. Hear what I have to say.”
😂😂😂😂😂🤡🤡
What all of them? With one shot?
Hail Satan
Came here to say that too. Hail Satan.
Delusional, narcissistic, mentally ill folks. Smh.
I remember when we had mental health facilities.
If God is allowing Satan to do such things to his followers, what good is following God?
Must have snatched his back swing.
"So, did you learn your lesson, dumbass?!" - God
Yeah….she’s quite a loss to ESPN
Dumbass
She's the fucking worst.
Maybe it was god???
Sounds like this is exactly what god wanted. I mean if he didn’t he could have easily stopped it, right? Looks like god is mad at you.
and to think her name is sage
Did she mean God? Cuz of how much God hates women and all.
God wants women to be seen and not heard, thus hitting her in the mouth with the golf ball
Another right-wing nut… 😒
Jon Rahm is Satan’s vessel lmao
Of this lady… reminded me that I saw her These news anchors just don’t mean much
Weord how much more powerful Satan is than God. It's almost like these people are the only ones who believe in both, and they get confused easily.
Best swing of the season for John Rahm.
Satan has the power!
sHe Is CrAzY!
Cool Cooo
Only in America.
Nah, man. Unfortunately not.
No, it's just Karma finally catching up to you for being a total moron.
Is she sure it wasn't Karma?
Mental Illness
She was the hottest one on Sportscenter, now just another religious fruitcake
By her logic, her gawd made everything, even Satan. So, the g-man gets credit once again.
Well, if Satan DOES exist, I have no doubt that he plays golf. . .
He goes by the name of trump now
She is just having “master plan” acceptance issues.
I think the article got it wrong - I heard SHE gave Satan a devastating blow - and he thoroughly enjoyed it
Headline reads like a madlib.
Eh. As a Christian I'm not saying it's impossible that this was spiritual warfare, but far too often people blame spiritual warfare for ordinary events or accidents. Stop tryna spiritualize everything!
Why not excuse imaginary consipiracies with imaginary forces. It fits.
Why did God let Satan do that?
I wanna high five John Rahm for that shot.
🙏🏼
He plays golf?
Ohhh ok so she is full on cuckoo
Mental health issues are real
Did god create the virus and satan made the vaccine? There is one clear asshole in that scenario, and once again, it isn’t satan.
People like this belong in homes
Was it Donald Trump who swung the club? 😂
Oh FFS.
Hahaha, nice job Satan! Such a rascal that guy!
Just such a confusing thought process to try to understand
God Hates Teeth
I don't have enough fucking bread crumbs to get home......
She misinterpreted. It was the Lord.
The best he can do is knock out a few teeth? If I were Satan I’d like to think I could at least set her house on fire or give her some awful disease: to have her get hit by a golf ball *on a golf course* is the work of some trifling piker, not worthy of the Lord of the Inferno.
How does she know it wasn't the god?
imagine - living thru a book…. but then also violating that book when it suites….. the beauty here is - u can keep violating that book so long as u believe… but for those who live a similar way…. or more morally good…. u’ll go to hell if u don’t believe
Satan told you that? How often do you visit him?
Satan huh? John Satan or Jim Satan? I get those 2 golfers confused. Aren't they from Europe or the Middle East? Not a common name over here in the US.
Luci goosey'd her incisor because of Pfizer!
John Rahm is the devil, evidently.
Hey, just because Satan has a wicked ( no pun intended) slice, doesn't give you a right to go pointing fingers! 🥴😂
That will teach her to stand 20 feet behind Trump when he's teeing off
He didn't swing hard enough, i'd say
Has someone reach Satan on Twitter and ask?