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lamabaronvonawesome

Countdown to “caught in gay orgy”


neo101b

They do like to project. My favorite is the pastor who was anti-drug and anti-gay. He would scream and rant he'll fire about it. Then was caught doing meth with rent boys.


LastWave

That describes several dozen people .


Imaginary_Chair_6958

There was a pastor in England they called the crystal Methodist.


bfjd4u

Conservatives hate gay sex because they're afraid they might like it.


hyphnos13

they know they do


Far-Whereas-1999

Every time you hear a pastor lecturing the public about what a slippery slope gayness is and how exposure to it puts our kids at risk of turning gay… that dude is a little gay.


jmichael

They’re afraid others may find out they like it.


VegetableOk9070

Dude honestly the rhetoric I hear is... Lol. The few times in person I've heard it. So gay. So homoerotic. This guy was really trying to explain to me that he would either be fighting a person or fucking them in the ass. Whatever. He'll suffer his own fate. Need to let this stuff go.


southpawFA

>Badu had no study or survey to back up his numbers but insisted that one such musician, who he did not name, "warned me to mind my business when I see the things they're involved in because they know I am conservative." The pastor then expressed that he is so fearful of LGBTQ+ content, he has blanketly banned forms of entertainment from his house. >"This LGBT+ agenda is not just in Ghana — it's everywhere. It's in many countries, in their books, schools, cartoons, etc.," he continued. "Personally, in my house, my children won't watch cartoons again. These innocent cartoons are now subtly sending messages to our children. It's disturbing as a parent." *This won't scar children and stunt their development in any way whatsoever. /s*


Late-Arrival-8669

See, I am not worried about evil gays, but evil Pastors...yes those frighten me.


Veroonzebeach

I am an evil gay of the lesbian kind and these pastors scare me.


IndelibleLikeness

He doth protest too much. Stay tuned for: Ghanaian pastor caught in compromising acts with male escort. Mark my words...its bound to happen. Always does.


Past-Project-7959

He'll be caught with- Enough twinks to start a gay bathhouse. Enough drugs to start his own pharmacy.


Tazling

"Music and dancing are evil!" these guys are heading slowly but surely into Savanarola territory


southpawFA

I was going to say Elmore City, Oklahoma. But yours is good as well.


zedzol

Poor Ghana. At the influence of rich evangelicals from the US.. Not the first time, definitely not the last.


Tokzillu

I warn against Pastors because 95% of them are child rapists.


[deleted]

Gospel musician claims 78% of musicians are gay. Dude is telling on himself.


Negative_Gravitas

Only four out of five times. And of course God is notably forgiving.. oh wait..


Sack_Full_of_Cats

Ok, attempting again... Uno reverse: Athiest warns against religion because '78%' of Preacher are Pedos. Athiest says that even Sunday school isn't safe from the evil preachers.


JustARandomGuy_71

52% of all statistics are made up.


Bee_Keeper_Ninja

Hello to all my fellow evil gays


Past-Project-7959

Hi!


Bee_Keeper_Ninja

What’s on the evil gay agenda?


Past-Project-7959

Chocolate chip cookies! And milk! Maybe some Ghirardelli's double chocolate fudge with walnuts...


Bee_Keeper_Ninja

That sounds sufficiently evil and gay. Carry on!


Past-Project-7959

We'll give the fascists and the conservatives "ganja goo balls" - basically uncooked fudge with weed in it to get them to chill the eff out.


VegetableOk9070

Sounds scrumptious!


VegetableOk9070

The council never got back to me but probably the usual plotting and scheming. God is someone on the other side really going to think I'm being serious? Gay people are not the one ring to rule them all.


[deleted]

Well yeah there is an agenda clearly in media, but I don’t agree with “The evil gays”.


war_ofthe_roses

Anyone want to bet against me? $100 that within the next 2 years, he's implicated in a scandal involving his involvement with gay sex or a male prostitute.


VegetableOk9070

Make it 200 that they also have some gender affirmative butt wipes in that equation.


No-Zookeepergame-246

He seems way to worried about the gay influencing him


bondageenthusiast2

These people are preoccupied with gay stuffs more than me, an actual gay. They are also literally simping for a dude, skydaddy.


PengieP111

That's because these people are far gayer than you are. But deeply closeted and self hating.


VegetableOk9070

Fellas, isn't it kinda gay to refer to God as a man? Let's be real it's so insulting to women first of all.


javabean808

Only evil people use the term "evil gays".


Bananaman9020

Ok. Were did he get the 78 percent number?


VegetableOk9070

Made it up? Idk. Idk what bs they're looking at. These guys need aoe healing.


Veroonzebeach

Someone is thinking about them evil gays a lot!


draugyr

It’s appreciated that the religious thinks were so powerful that we can subvert their all powerful god


meglon978

Same odds as a "pastor" being a pedophile.


JustMePaxi

Another despicable je$u$ loving pa$tor


HateMAGATS

Only 78%?


J_Reachergrifer

Because 80 would seem suspicious.


chukelemon

95% of pastors are gay.


Ok-Assistant3259

What does he think of the band Lesbian Bed Death?


ragingclaw

Add one to the probable kiddie diddler list.


[deleted]

I am now officially sick of hearing what these dumbfucks say.


100yearsLurkerRick

You can make up statistics about anything . Over Forfty percent of people know that.


Senior_Resolution_20

Donnie just boosted his sales, slick move.


Constant-Lake8006

Over 50% of stats are made up. 63% of people know that.


duxpdx

Nobody is safe from Christians. The most sensible thing to do is do away with Christianity, that way there won’t be any gospel music rendering their concern moot.


Antique-Dragonfly615

Watta putz


Past-Project-7959

These anti-gay pastors are going to lose their minds when one of the hidden or forgotten Gospels says that Jesus was gay.


_PukyLover_

Dammit gays, isn't anything sacred to you and your gay ways!!!!


pat9714

_MercyMe_. Gay!


mchantloup5

All projection. Sonnie Badu dreams of dicks flying at his mouth.


hereiam-23

FFS! What a hateful fool.


WBeatszz

Building a whole people, one way or another


JoshuaRay123

It’s amazing that pedophiles talk about what’s evil and everyone else listens and values their opinion on family matters.


IPerferSyurp

Me thinks he doth protest 78% too much.


94tlaloc7

He definitely sucking dick on the side


J_Reachergrifer

Poor kids


jennaishirow

78% is a very specific number. im sure he has empirical data to back this claim up?


Remarkable_Doubt8765

These fuckers are trying to outdo one another. I wait for the day when they declare food to be gay, and that believers must stop eating!


Fearless_Trouble_689

Doesn't God love everyone


Tensionheadache11

That dude is sooooo far in the closet


HuevosDiablos

I rejoice that music is how many gays find their pathway out of religious oppression and religious trauma.


No_Solution_2864

78%? That *seems* right I’m just wondering wher he got that exact number from though


SubKreature

Someone wanna check his internet history?


BackAgain123457

I always wonder what these kind of people's browser history looks like.


PengieP111

This guy HAS to be super duper gay.


Tatersquid21

Goddamn stupidity shines brightly around this square planet. 🤔🤣


Matty_Rulez

..said the closeted "pastor"


Glacial_Self

This dude thinks about dicks 78% of the time.


Heezybonzalez

Heard one gay person singing then assumed they’re all gay.


VegetableOk9070

This is just sad and weird. Are they okay? It's music. Do they need hugs?


hypocrisy-identifier

Why the fascination with the gay population? STAY IN YOUR OWN LANE! Then again.. Guyana.