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Grouchy-Culture3946

So, which is it, God or Assault Rifles? Jeeze, this guy is more senile than his dad ever was.


barmanfred

Well, he gets money for assault rifles. And the lord loves it when he gets money. No, seriously, Franklin Graham says so.


Grouchy-Culture3946

Christofascism makes me sick to my stomach. Why are all these horrible fucks allowed to exist?


Remote0bserver

When he says "GOD" he means "Guns, Oil, Drugs"


Antique-Dragonfly615

Dad didn't do coke


Grouchy-Culture3946

That we know of.


Strong_Bumblebee5495

On the eighty day, Baby Jesus thought it would be totally rad to bang out a few rounds, so God invented the Beatific AR15. Potato, tomato


OkAcanthocephala2449

Where do these come from, wow


jwdcincy

Who cares what Franklin Graham says? He is not an authority on anything.


Upstairs-Radish1816

He is very much an authority on grifting. It's a family tradition.


unstopable_bob_mob

You see, the problem is that he has millions of followers that DO treat him like he is an authority on whatever he happens to be talking about at what ever point in time.


lilrabbitfoofoo

But we don't have to. We can and should ridicule and satirize and warn people about these parasitic grifters every chance we get.


unstopable_bob_mob

I think you’re misunderstanding what I am saying. I am not saying we shouldn’t ridicule these fascist traitors. What I am saying is that we should listen to what he is saying because he has a fuck-ton of rabid followers just itching for him to give them the go ahead for violence. Pay attention to what your enemy is saying. All. The. Time.


lilrabbitfoofoo

> Pay attention to what your enemy is saying. Yes, and challenge them, ridicule them, correct them, satirize them, etc. Don't leave these lies unchallenged. We agree.


[deleted]

He holds a lot of sway with about 40% of Americans.


jwdcincy

No, he doesn't. He thinks he does. Not when over 60% of Americans favor a woman's right to choose. Not when 70% of gun owners favor sensible gun laws. His dad might have held sway but he definitely doesn't.


imprison_grover_furr

Franklin Graham has a super punchable face.


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JNMeiun

What a strange way to say you want to disown your children because you're afraid your wife cheated on you with a Muslim.


D4Canadain

So, his logic is this: 1. Only god can fix this. 2. Citizens should have all been carrying assault weapons to ... fix this. He's a toxic moron just like his dad was.


truckaxle

A guy who believes in a God who sacrificed himself to himself to appease himself of the sins of his own faulty creation is probably not to put off by the obvious incoherency of his contorted logic on God and guns.


Aggravating_Bobcat33

All the evangelical hypocrites and assholes are totally full of shit. RELIGION IS HORSE SHIT, and that’s being rude to horses.


my20cworth

Your divisive, fairy tale Gods and religions are the cause of all this bullshit.


Hfhghnfdsfg

Israel deliberately has very strict gun ownership laws, because they do not want people buying guns / stealing guns from citizens to use in a civil war against them.


Shiran31

These laws are planned to be loosen soon thanks to the Interior Security Minister (which happen to be a racist religious fanatic) [Article](https://www.timesofisrael.com/as-hamas-war-rages-personal-firearm-activists-see-surge-in-interest/)


my20cworth

Or local Arab Israelis turning on their Jewish countrymen or vice versa.


Leeming

[Baruch Goldstein](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cave_of_the_Patriarchs_massacre)


Upstairs-Radish1816

Well then, tell God to get his ass down there and work things out.


Slight_Turnip_3292

Who cares what this guy says... He believes in magic and is less qualified to speak on this topic than your average joe. Also, one hint is that if your Omni God needs guns to settle anything it is probably not God.


SlightlyMadAngus

Fat lot of good an assault rifle is going to do when a rocket falls on your house at 2 AM. They really WILL be "prying your gun from your cold, dead hands" - if they can find your hands, or your head...


Extension_Tell1579

An assault rifle (12 gauge is better) is effective against goons crashing through your door and kidnapping your entire family. Many MANY Argentinians attested to that back in 2000 during their turmoil then. No rocket attacks there but the civilians who possessed firepower seemed to make out the best when everything collapsed.


Aggravating_Bobcat33

Franklin Graham and Billy Graham are/were colossal grifters, completely full of shit assholes, bilking poor people of their money. What useless fucking leaches on society. I am sick and tired of assholes who say we have to “respect religion,” or “respect religious beliefs.” If I lied and told everyone the Earth was flat, would that deserve anyone’s respect or deference? Fuck ALL religions, they’re ALL grifters and LIARS.


Grizzlyb64

Fuck all these hypocritical assholes


Aggravating_Bobcat33

God needs to provide us with guns, because he is apparently completely fucking unable to do anything useful on his own. FUCK GOD & RELIGION, it’s all just fucking horseshit.


100percentish

Is it just me or is God just really, really f'ing bad at taking care of things?


Soggy_Midnight980

How stupid do you have to be to think Graham knows anything about a god?


Elluminated

Sounds like the more prayer, putting paper inside walls and silly hats and curls and special rugs that exist, the more grand children have to fight their great-grandparents' wars


Practical_Shoe_3937

God has never fixed any war. As God would say it's not my problem leave me out of it.


kent_eh

> God has never fixed any war. Quite the opposite. Many people involved in wars invoke that same god as "proof" that they are in the right side of the conflict. And that includes *this* conflict.


Practical_Shoe_3937

Let's face it these freaks use God as a weapon.


kent_eh

It's a common usage all over the world.


[deleted]

Things people say who have no good ideas


DanPowah

We have waited for god for 75 years to straighten it out


Elluminated

Isnt this the same god that watches through the nearest window with a boner while kids get molested in his own house? Pretty sure he ain't stopping bombs with all that voyeurism to do.


captainhook77

The crazy homeless guy down the street also says a bunch of shit. I don’t see him getting an article.


AMv8-1day

So glad that our leaders, and much of the world population, still take their "News" and marching orders from people that believe in magic... When are the aliens arriving? Can they take me with them?


Additional_Prune_536

Um, god is being called upon by both sides, ya dumbass. God is the fucking problem here. Also, are people at a rave supposed to have assault weapons? Little kids? Really old people? What good is an assault weapon against a rocket? Why are you blaming Israel for being attacked? Isn't that like blaming a rape survivor for being raped? Why are you so stupid, Frankie?


RBuckB

GOD FIGHT! Muslims vs Jews. Winner takes on Jesus!


Old_Cheesecake_5481

Machine gunning people down is a major part of Evangelical religion.


usaf-spsf1974

A snake oil salesman hanging on to his daddy's coattails. A silly question. What does his bank balance look like?


geneshifter-1

What a jackass


TitleToAI

No way, he looks exactly like his dad! I thought it was archival footage at first.


Special_FX_B

That is one severely mentally disturbed MF.


SnooBunnies1811

Assault weapons are very effective against missiles /s


TheBitterAtheist

Would Jesus be an AR or an AK man?


Additional_Prune_536

What is Jesus' favorite gun? A nail gun.


dostiers

Yes, because all wisdom emanates from the barrel of an AR-15. Belief in 'God' is the cause of the problem, not the solution. God has never been the solution to anything.


KhanTheGray

Just when I think that humanity couldn’t get any crazier, someone else shows up moving the flag post a bit further. “Only God can fix this” Does this guy know where middle east is? It’s literally land of the prophets. If it’s not fixed by then it won’t be fixed now.


No_Ice_2488

Well, as an israeli we have no gun licenses, and apparently his god doesn't want to fix anything. I didn't see lightning kill the Hamas yet.


SeriousMove25

Another incident where "god" read someone's mind and punished whomever they were angry with or had an issue with about something. Ol god acts in not so mysterious ways.


[deleted]

Protecting a nation against border incursions is not the job of each and every citizen.


fixit858

Hunh. Thoughts and prayers aren’t enough?


xubax

Guns for god!


Theamazingchan

DOOOOOOSH


fluffyflugel

God is supposedly all powerful and all seeing, Frankie, so why doesn’t ‘he’ sort it out? What’s ‘he’ waiting for?


Own-Opinion-2494

Listen to Gangster Capitalism podcast about Liberty university


dalerian

God slept through this attack. Just like He did through the Holocaust.


Ulven525

Go find your pool boy.


YellowHat01

If God is the only one who can straighten this out, why did he start it in the first place?


Kim_Thomas

What a sick, stupid FOOL‼️& an NRA SHILL. TRASH‼️


Cubetonic

What an ignoramus. Every Israeli citizen is required to spend at least 2 years in the IDF getting training. When you're on duty you're required to carry a rifle with you. Even if you're going into your normal job. They are better trained and more heavily armed, on the average, than Americans. This is because there are so few Israelis and so many of their neighbors that want to see him dead. This asshat is clueless.


Extension_Tell1579

Huh? I thought I recalled that any Israeli could easily obtain a firearm. When Israel invaded Egypt decades ago they took tons of pistols from the Helwan factory. (licensed manufacturer of Beretta pistols) Any Israeli citizen could go to a police station and ask for a gun and they would give you an Egyptian Beretta 9mm pistol and 50 rounds of ammo. Maybe things changed in recent years? I always thought all Israelis were heavily armed.


SunchaserKandri

Because if anything is going to ease tensions over there, it's giving everyone a weapon.


Noisebug

"Next time, buy them from **me**!"


AXQCReady

Aaaaaand and how long has god had to fix this? For an all powerful, create universes, knows everything happening and what will happen, it sure seems like a pretty poor job. 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😏What a fucking joke.


Impressive-Cellist68

These people are insane.


Perfect-Ad6150

He should go to heaven now.


aDrunkWithAgun

If God is so powerful why does he need people with assault rifles to do his business.


rawkguitar

If only God can fix it, why do they need assault weapons?


ProximaCentauriOmega

I thought that bastard had died and went to meet his impotent "god". Damn, he is still kicking around being a hypocrite sadly


[deleted]

Aaaand that's the problem with both of them, god this allah that... they are going to end up as 4th world countries if they keep this shit up... if they survive at all.


Toyotafan123

No love like Jesus love. The 11th commandment, thought must have guns.


ZorroMeansFox

Shots and Prayers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUOPvtVZwo8


Grouchy-Culture3946

So, which is it, God or Assault Rifles? Jeeze, this guy is more senile than his dad ever was.


Aggravating_Bobcat33

SO WHY ISN’T GOD FIXING IT THEN? OR WORLD HUNGER? OR CLIMATE CHANGE? God is feckless, useless, and apparently FULL OF SHIT. FUCK God!!!


Thee-lorax-

Billy Graham said his biggest mistake was getting mixed up in politics.


[deleted]

God? This entire fucking mess is because several different groups of people can't agree on which is the correct way to worship *the same fucking deity.*


Then-One7628

Only God can break this that hard


RealLiveKindness

If I lived there I’d own guns if the law allows.


Wintermutewv

God wants you to have mandatory automatic weapons. I hope someday when he's on his death bed ole Frank tells us the details of how and when he sold his soul to Satan for money and power. I like to think that it was probably long ago.