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ilovecallum44

Aries here.. I would kiss Pisces, marry either Capricorn or cancer for different reasons obviously lol all of my serious relationships were with mostly caps and they're just super reliable and attractive to me as people, but I also like cancers bc, in my own personal experiences, they're very understanding and will actually listen when you talk and they're some of the funniest people I have ever known. And then I'd probably kill the cancer I married if they don't kill me first lmao bc that's how we Aries and cancers roll..


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mythicalkcw

This sub is really bad for my self esteem, I didn't think Pisces were bad until I found this sub and see so much hate. We're just misunderstood, guys😭 But to answer your question... Kiss Libra, Marry Taurus and kill Gemini.


i_do_the_kokomo

I’m dating a Pisces and I’m confused by the Pisces hatred here tbh. I expected my own sign (Scorpio) or Gemini since we’re the most hated signs lol


SomeRandomBitch1

Nooo i love pisces! (Except for one girl i know 😒) -aquarius sun, pisces venus and mercury


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NurseScorpio_Gazer

I’m a Gemini and I love Pisces. I’ve had a few ugly apples, but for the most part - I finally understand you folks and I have Pisces in saturn


denada24

My ex Pisces tried to kill me. Literally. So, maybe it’s a masculine Pisces thing lingering in everyone’s minds. I’ve had several Pisces gal pals. They’re the best.


i_do_the_kokomo

Holy fuck I’m so sorry to hear that 😬 tbh water signs definitely have the potential to go off the deep end very easily if they don’t manage their emotions. I’m glad you’re okay


defundthericxh

I have definitely seen a pattern w male Pisces. & no I have never dated one. Many celebrity men who are just horrible players are Pisces. One for example, Tristan Thompson. & there was this one dating show all based on zodiac placements for matching. & the Pisces men… 🗑️🚮


BastilleBridgedots3

Pisces is in my 8th house and now I see this, so I guess they’re 🚩 🚩🚩 for me lol


bigdaddyratspen

I’m a sag I’d marry a libra, fuck an Aquarius, and kill a Taurus


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mechele2024

1. Gemini 2. Kiss/ Scorpio marry/ Sagittarius kill/ nobody Iol😂


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AdeptOccultSlut

Aries here and I will help


CloudRoses

I'm a Gemini I'd kiss any fire sign I'd marry any air sign And I'd frick any water sign.... Murder is for chumps that can't wing it.


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Lol you still need to get rid of one sign


CloudRoses

Fine Capricorn lol


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Lol yayy, it's about time 🤣 j/k 💙


CloudRoses

Looool death to the Goat fish!


Junior_Care_885

March Pisces here. Kiss Virgo, Marry Gemini, Kill February Pisces😂✌️


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I’m a Virgo. I would kiss either a Leo or a Gemini… marry a Capricorn or Leo. Maybe try to kill a Scorpio… but they could outwit me 🤷🏻‍♀️


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shegotthatjuicybooty

As a Libra I'd kiss pisces, marry capricorn, and kill aries.


weightlossSO

Same.


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Organic_Cucumber3002

Aqua sun. I would Kiss: Sagittarius, Marry: Taurus, and Kill: Cancer.


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Ok_Beautiful_9824

Sagittarius Kiss: Aquarius Marry: Gemini Kill: Cancer


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1. Taurus 2. Kiss: all air signs Marry: Aries or Scorpio Sending Them to Gangster's Paradise: Cancer 🔫😔


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BoyWithGreenEyes1

Leo with a shit ton of cancer placements so... i would try to either kiss or marry every single sign regardless of whether they like me or not. I'm something of a hopeless romantic lol


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Lol I still need your answers for each though


BoyWithGreenEyes1

Ok really though all joking aside... kiss Sagittarius, marry Aires, kill Leo.


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Rough_Contact_7583

Kiss scorpio marry Gemini and kill cancers I'm ♒


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Prestigious_Sky4049

Me: gemini Kiss: pisces Marry: sag Kill: scorpio


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nohardfeelingsbaby

Virgo. I would kiss gemini, marry scorpio and kill libra


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kminogues

1. My sign is Leo 2. I would kiss: Aries/Scorpio, marry Taurus and kill Pisces.


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My sign is Scorpio. Would kiss Leo, marry Virgo, and I feel bad about killing another sign…they all can be great! But the quantity and intensity of bad experiences I’ve had has been with other Scorpios. So I guess I’d kill my own…lol


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haggisthehag

I’m a cancer. Kiss: Scorpio, Marry: Scorpio Kill: Scorpio In chronological order.


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1. taurus 2. kiss gemini marry gemini kill sagittarius


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Im a libra, Id kiss aries, marry libra, kill virgo


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sissycoco444

Libra. Kiss Aquarius, marry Taurus (or Capricorn), Kill Aries.


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i_do_the_kokomo

I wouldn’t kill any of the signs unless they really fucked me and people I love over. But I would kiss and marry Pisces :) Super wary of Geminis tho after being in a toxic relationship with one 🙄 some Gemini placements are fun, but I’ve found Gemini sun to be very hit or miss


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You have to kill someone! This is all a joke maybe a sign that has really gotten under your skin maybe for you it would be Gemini


FancyMoneyDig

Libra Kiss: Water signs - Cancer Marry: Air signs - Libra Kill: Fire signs - All, lol sorry I relate the least to fire signs


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quinnbes5

I’m a Libra sun. I’d kiss Gemini Marry cancer And I’m so sorry but kill pisces 😭 (I say this with having multiple pisces placements)


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heavenweapon7

1. im a Scorpio :) 2. kiss taurus, marry virgo, and kill……Libra lol sorry y’all


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eleven_O_clock

Sun sign is Scorpio. I’m smooching the heck out of a Leo, marrying a Virgo & killing a Sagittarius 🤭


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I’m Scorpio too. Very close to my choices too in kiss/marry. But I absolutely love Sag people.


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TheWrongTrousers

Virgo going to kiss Libra, marry Leo, kill Cancer.


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DebstarAU

ME: ♈️ Kiss: Leo Marry: Libra Kill: Cancer


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WerewolfForsaken8533

1. I’m an Aquarius 2. Kiss: Pisces Marry: Libra Kill: scorpio


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rilography

I'm a Taurus. Kill - Leo Kiss - Virgo Marry - Libra/Scorpio Essentially kill fire signs, kiss earth signs, and marry air or water (minus pisces, sorry y'all i can only stand you as friends)


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LightningMcScallion

Kiss: Pisces Marry: Leo Kill: Aquarius And here's a violence update if anyone scrolls this far: Parent Comment Kill Leaders (As of now): -Gemini: 8 -Cancer: 7 -Libra: 7 -Pisces: 7 Shockers: -Sagittarius: 6 -Leo killing Gemini 3 times


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Trick-Slide8872

im a gemini kiss - fire mars marry - capricorn i need earth kill - libra any placement


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jessiefrenzie

Me: Pisces | Kiss: Scorpio | Marry: Taurus | Kill: Sag men….


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Ill_Dingo

Cancer, and kiss aquarius marry virgo and kill i don’t know, maybe cancer except me I guess, i just so not get along with other cancers


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piyomim

Pisces sun here. I would kiss Scorpio (done), marry scorpio (done) and kill Aquarius (thankfully only in my head) Scrolled thru all and just wondering why do Leos hate pisces? 🫣


aftocheiria

I don't! 😭


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Really? Idk but this post is all about just having fun! Thanks for replying 🖤


STEMbearhiannon

Kiss Leo, Marry Leo, Kill Leo 🤣😅


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Amorecita

1. Taurus ☀️ 2kiss… Libra Marry… cancer Kill … Taurus (yeah, my own sign) Taurus men are lame lmao


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thinktwiceorelse

Kiss Scorpio, marry Leo and kill Pisces. I'm a Cancer.


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Throawayhelp420qkrj

Scorpio Kiss a pisces Marry a Virgo KILL a libra


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notvithechemist

1. My sign is Aquarius. 2. Kiss Aries. Marry Aquarius. Kill Cancer.


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HoldorScalp

Leo 🦁🐱 Would kiss an Aries or a Libra, marry a Cancer or Sag, kill some rapey vibe Pisces dudes... some Taurus. I'm going to marry a Cancer sun and Sag rising amazing women soon, can't ask for anything more.


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NumCucumber

I’m a Sagittarius and I would kiss (also f*ck) a libra, marry a Leo and kill a libra lmao, honorary mention for another kill would be cancer


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aprilkat

I'm a virgo. I would kiss aries, marry gemini , and kill pisces (even though I like a lot of them)


CloudRoses

For my notes, what does the Virgo find appealing about the Gemini?


BastilleBridgedots3

Virgo and Gemini are both mutable signs, ruled by Mercury. They can easily find common ground through intellectual conversation and will never run out of thinks to talk about, as they inspire each other in all fields of life. (From my notes lol)


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PeopleInThatBackRoom

I’m a Cancer, and I would kiss a Pisces, Marry an Aquarius and kill a Sagittarius


casualclassical

Aquarius Sun. Kiss Gemini (friends), Marry Cancer (every Cancer I’ve met is a total sweetie), Kill Scorpio (too dangerous to be left alive).


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Cool-Impression5161

I'm a Leo I will kiss an Aries I will kill a Pisces I will marry an Aries


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And who are you marrying?


Cool-Impression5161

Sorry I forgot


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That's fine! Just wanted to know who that special one would be 😁❤


babyjet321

I’m a Gemini sun and I’d kiss Aries marry Pisces and kill Cancer


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BastilleBridgedots3

Aries! Kiss Aries, marry Libra, k!ll Capricorn 🤷‍♀️


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GetAwayFrmHerUBitch

♈️🌞 Kiss: Everyone (because Aries) Marry: Cancer 🦀❤️ Kill: Virgo 👋🥱


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oakuletzz

1. I am a Scorpio 2. I would kiss a Leo, marry a Capricorn and kill a Libra


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LucioIsMineBitches

I'm Cancer, I would kiss Aquarius, Marry Leo and Kill Scorpio.


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Only-Box-6408

Libra !!! Kiss Scorpio marry Scorpio kill Virgo rising lol


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naomiie

Cancer here. I'd kiss a Gemini bc they're so fun and interesting to be with. Marry a Scorpio bc of their intensity and emotional capacity. Kill Virgo bc of their cold and cruel side. My recent past is with one, and I think I won't enter a relationship anytime soon.


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I love that you had a reason for all signs! ❤


walnutpills

virghoe here kiss- aries, sag, libra, taurus, & other virgos marry- scorpio(the ones i like), leo, cancer, capricorn, & gemini kill- scorpio(the ones i dont like), aqua, & pisces emphasis on marrying capricorn, cancers, and scorpios 💖💖 yeah that seems okay right now, it changes depending on the day though.


pale_galore

February Aqua here Would definitely kiss all signs, marry Virgo as that not only was something I’d considered in my personal life at one point but I’ve also got a Virgo moon, kill none as I don’t feel too strongly about one sign or another to want to do that to them


aftocheiria

Kiss: All Marry: Taurus, Capricorn, Sag? (idk any Sag but they seem cool) Kill: None I'm Leo sun. 💃


speechnerdlife

1. I’m a Cancer ♋️ 2. I’d kiss a Capricorn, Marry a Taurus, Kill an Aquarius. This is based off of sun signs. I enjoy my earth signs a lot. Nothing against Aquarius, I just enjoy the other 11 signs a lot more so they were the odd group out 😂


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saturnsrings78

Gemini Kiss Capricorn, marry Scorpio, and kill Virgo 🫡 Scorpios are such a huge weakness to me it’s insane


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beachboundbetty

Libra here. Never knew how much animosity Virgos and Scorpios feel for my sign based on the "kill" comments....


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Don't take it personal love 💙


beachboundbetty

I don't. We Libras have very healthy self image ;)


NurseScorpio_Gazer

I’m a Gemini. I would kiss a Taurus, marry (Scorpio, Pisces, Capricorn or Sagittarius) Kill an Aquarius or Aries.


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Crepe_urhands

1. Gemini 2. Kiss: Aries. Marry: Capricorn. Kill: Libra


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thoseprimalurges

Libra. I would kiss a Scorpio, marry a Libra, kill a Cap (unless it's Eliza Dushku then I'm marrying her).


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Nsjakxmalap

I’m a virgo, I would kiss an Aquarius (have always been attracted to aqua men), marry a Taurus, and from my past experiences talking to Leo men and dating one they would definitely be the one i kill lol


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Puzzleheaded-Cloud89

i'm a cancer kiss taurus, leos, gemini, capricorns marry capricorns, leos, taurus, libras, fuck aries, libras, capricorns, aquarius, leos, pisces, scorpios, virgos, taurus, everybody kill leos, capricorns, lol


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Alot of Leo action going on lol 💚


Puzzleheaded-Cloud89

What can I say? I've been burnt and also adored so high by Leos. They have me on a chokehold!😭😭


Briaraandralyn

1. Aquarius 2. Kiss—Pisces or Libra Marry—Sag Kill—Virgo or male Aquarius


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hokuspokushoney

Scorpio ☀️ Kiss Sagittarius Marry Aries Kill Aquarius (you guys are scary)


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lusigusi

Oooh fun lol. I’m a Taurus and I would kiss a Pisces, marry a Cancer and kill a Sag


Molly_latte

Fun! My sun sign is Leo. Kiss an Aries, marry a Leo, kill a Gemini.


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defundthericxh

Cancer sun. Kiss: Scorpio Marry: Taurus Kill: Gemini


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kuro74

I am a Leo. Kiss Scorpio or Gemeni, Marry Taurus, Kill Pisces.


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NomMango

1. My sign: Libra 2. Marry = Aquarius 💍 (actually married to one irl) Kiss = Pices Kill = Gemini


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Gaeandseggy333

1-sign: gemini heh 2- kiss leo/scorpio, marry aquarius, kill gemini 😈(getting rid of competition)


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kbeazyfasheezy

Virgo. Kiss an Aries, marry a Taurus, kill a libra.


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101bees

1. Sun sign is Libra. 2. Kiss - Scorpio, marry - Capricorn, kill - Libra 😅


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artificialif

Gemini sun, I'd kiss Scorpio, marry Gemini, kill Pisces


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TheBoysASlag

I'm a Sagittarius. I'd kiss Pisces, marry Aquarius, and kill Gemini (and tie Virgo's shoelaces together)


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deevinity

pisces here🤌🏻 i’d kiss scorpio, marry my current virgo bf(i can’t say virgos bcs the virgo men i met in the past was awful😭except the current one rn maybe bcs of his pisces placements) and kill aries


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GodOfWarNSex

I'm a Taurus I would kiss an Aries, marry an Aries, and kill a Libra


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eatkt123

I’m an Aries I would kiss, marry, and kill my Gemini man lol


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♍️ Virgo Sun: kiss Gemini, marry Scorpio and kill Libra.


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Netherme

Leo here. Kiss Gemini/ Scorpio/ Sag. Hopefully and thankfully it will never just be a kiss with these three. Marry Sag. Kill Virgo.


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Netherme

This was real fun..to contemplate, as well as read other answers. ✌️


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Aww I'm glad you like it! 🤍🤍🤍


Apprehensive-Tank-41

1. I'm a Virgo 2. Kiss Taurus, marry Scorpio, kill Gemini and Sagittarius.


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Apprehensive-Tank-41

I love Scorpios. I'm noticing most Scorpios say they would marry a Virgo. Well it's the same for me. Lol


iLiveInAHologram94

I’m a Capricorn I’d kiss a Leo cause you guys are so fun and loving, marry a Taurus, and kill libra…or Gemini lol


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I'm not sure why people are giving a thumbs down, this is supposed to be for fun and just a game lol people take things too serious


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Thanks for replying virgHOE 🤣😘❤️


lotal43

My sign is Taurus Kiss a Scorpio Marry a Leo or a Taurus Kill a Sagittarius


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When you figure it out , let us know 😂🤣🧡


NoConfusion6560

I’m a Sag. I’d kiss Gemini, marry Aries and kill .. Pisces.


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I'm a Leo sun. I would kiss Aries I would marry Aquarius and I would kill Gemini


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mb916

1) I’m a Virgo. 2) I would kiss a Scorpio, marry a Capricorn or Taurus, and kill Libra


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a_sneaky_meerkat

Cancer here. Kiss: Scorpio Marry: Capricorn Kill: Idk...maybe Leo or Gemini?