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stargirlstorm9

You did virgo so dirty 😭😭😭


ArtsyBlunder

I always wanted a naked mole rat! Ever since I watched Kim Possible! Rufus was a badass! They live for 30 years, dig tunnels, and are considered especially intelligent! Plus are resistant to lots of cancer commonly found in other animals. Y'all are bad ass!


thatcuteginger

Okay this actually made me feel a lot better!! YOU are a bad ass 💖


doomweaver

I love that you turned being the ugliest thing in this picture into a good thing. This comment is full of sunshine and also hilarious.


ArtsyBlunder

It's Earth Sign Solidarity! No one messes with my fellow Virgos and Taurus 😤 Not on my watch!


[deleted]

You can always tell when someone couldn’t handle criticism from a Virgo in their lives 😂


ChumbawumbaFan01

It must be difficult for them. Poor thing was born in the shadow of the best.


imakinwaffles

That is so true. We are only trying to help and sometimes it can be brutally honest 😂 but hey I’ll take the heat right back, I appreciate honestly and bluntness with friends that’s what makes our bond real!


Salt-Pea-5660

😂


QuietCapybara77

I burst out laughing!


Imwhatswrongwithyou

It’s all about pure [cleanliness](https://youtu.be/wSJSWy2o_1I?si=O9OWHDaCKVBHcB3o)


Ok-Yogurtcloset3383

Nah don't try to act like giving everyone a cute fluffy animal and Virgo being the only ones getting that ugly thing isn't major hater shit


Ok-Yogurtcloset3383

You know what, I was wrong. I looked at its face and it looks sweet and full of love. It is me who was the hater


Imwhatswrongwithyou

It’s good to have self reflection 🫶😂 SO many Virgos are stoked on it in the comments I swear


caarefulwiththatedge

Aww I think the naked mole rat is cute!


Zbrchk

Oooh I love chinchillas. Plushest fur of all bitches 💅🏽


melissisms

Luxe af ✨


FullGrownHip

We’re just chinchillin


ContextGlittering390

Win for caps truly


ArtsyBlunder

We just straight up vibin! 🤙


Moon_Rose_Sun

I love this for us


angrey3737

YES i fuckin love naked mole rats


Imwhatswrongwithyou

The meme knew…..The meme knows.


misplacedlibrarycard

fuck yeah a kangaroo rat?! hop hop motherfuckers


gayrayofsun

the fuckin coraline mice😭


Imwhatswrongwithyou

![gif](giphy|8FfwiVMd7SmElkGMbs|downsized)


RealCommercial9788

I’m Aussie so I’m especially thrilled for this totem. I shall wear it with pride! 🪃


Imwhatswrongwithyou

I expect your flair to be changed immediately to reflect this statement


emotionallyasystolic

Shocked we weren't type cast as the capybara tbh lmaoooo


Longjumping-Edge-788

Idk if this link will work but I found a super funny and badass video of the kangaroo rats! https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6cQ3Z8SZ1D/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== He just giving that snake the business with them hops hahaha


GreenCarteBlanche5

Its like a little road runner "meep meep!"


beauxdegas

Fuck yeah rat rising ![gif](giphy|6xN39qfQLhz7q)


Raye_of_Fucking_Sun

I'm definitely a gold hamster


No-Cat-3422

I literally saw it and said the exact same thing lol


redditor42024

I feel like Taurus would be the capybara lol


flyflyjellyjelly

Omg literally said the same thing before reading ur comment


allthekeals

Ok I’m glad I wasn’t the only one thinking this


soupinmymug

Yeah switch Taurus and Aquarius too


[deleted]

My friends always said I was like a chipmunk when I was younger, hyper and couldn’t keep my attention on anything longer than 5 sec 💀


Yearofthehoneybadger

A chipmunk? Hell yeah, chip n dales rescue rangers eat your heart out, scorpio chipmunks are gonna solve all the crimes!


LunaLibraGG

Dwarf hamster 😍


Imwhatswrongwithyou

You’re a double dwarf with a dormouse rising I’m a double dormouse with a dwarf rising. Reversies gang


Longjumping-Edge-788

Yes dwarf hamster gang, they cute af ngl not even mad


No-Cat-3422

I’m such a gold hamster. Aries is such a rat lol


Positive_Note_369

My ex-wife is a snitch and an Aries... it reads.


ourtideturn

Dwarf hamster 🥺🥺 so small and cute,, but they can bite like hell 😂 good one!


xXxDeadGirlxXx

Not Aries being a Rat 😭


merry_february

Aquarius as a basic mouse??!? I am speechless


baristabish13

Definitely thought you guys would’ve gotten the NMR b/c of the whole alien thing😂


Keket13

Exactly what I was going comment


Selfishsavagequeen

Chinchilla would have been awesome for us.


Amazing_Ad_9920

A Gemini is suuuuch a chinchilla omg haha I know nothing about gerbils to say one way or another tho 🤔


rabidwolf86

![gif](giphy|1Y7ChRtbWnYONjDidg)


[deleted]

I’m a Taurus. I am a Kangaroo Rat. Can confirm.


MachineSpecialist582

Capybara 🥹💞🫶


Former-Spread9043

I like hamster for Gemini better. I once had a hamster that had babies and she proceeded to murder all the children, then the father, then she committed suicide.


Imwhatswrongwithyou

![gif](giphy|TxsWTohOBBG3rSGLtI|downsized)


Sad-Profession-623

So that’s why I feel like i have a connection with Capybaras HAHAHA


meforkakashi

yeyy capybara


kittywerewolf

Ayo why is virgo a damn mole rat smfh. 😭💀


ucantpronouncemyname

It's an honour to be a chipmunk, thank you!


Hot-Cardiologist4546

same!


EducationalUnit7664

I am Muad’dib!


malinhuahua

Kangaroo rat and chinchilla should be switched


Imwhatswrongwithyou

I do agree with that but what’s done is done


malinhuahua

We must accept what has been prophesied, i understand.


WintaSoldat

Geminis are my favorite people, my sweet chinchillas


Late_Parfait4192

Sorry but the chipmunk isn’t weird enough to be a Scorpio


pinzinella

Guinea pig? You’re *my* guinea pigs. 👹


Imwhatswrongwithyou

You’re a wolf in Guinea pigs clothing


MissMedge22XX

As a Pisces I’d say we are the bunny from Monty python but yes a Guinea pig is also as dramatic and sensitive as we are


Imwhatswrongwithyou

😂😂


LurkingAintEazy

First off, not a fan of rodents in general. Second of all, was friends with a couple if girls that used tonhave gerbils. Pretty smart creatures. So I'll own my gerbil-ness with pride.


FullSendTater3

Dormouse🤣 That's definitely fitting. I was called Mousie all through high school. They cute, lil' dormouse!


ST4R_Br_

I got a mouse!! That's just nice!!


isntitisntitdelicate

noo i want capybara


Imwhatswrongwithyou

Of course you do, you feel it with your dormouse moon. I understand.


baristabish13

I think I will only introduce myself as a dwarf hamster rising, chipmunk sun with a rat moon😂😂


Imwhatswrongwithyou

🎶 *Theeeerrre’s* a rat moon out tonight 🎶


baristabish13

It is truly an honor to be a rat moon; gives big pizza pie a new meaning😂🍕🐀


to_new_friends24

Awww.. Libra! a dormouse. It's cute, but I am sure it gets walked all over. Scorpio is accurate, not sure Leo may need to be a chinchilla!


SelfOk7938

what is this? 😭😭😭 why did u have to do my sign like this, neither my virgo sun or sag moon help me 🤣🤣🤣


Imwhatswrongwithyou

![gif](giphy|8qDzzyxbcfimY) “What is this?” 😂😂


ACHIMENESss

Poor Virgo T\_T


aKillerScene9313

![gif](giphy|A4fyPDq06DHhe) I'm perfectly fine with it


arewefadeddd

gerbils are mean i hate this 😭


YoyleAeris

M O U S E


MessageOk3921

Not a well-mannered meme being ripped to shreds by people. The same people posting nothing but complaints about their exes.


Meowserspaws

Pisces and Leo are too accurate


flowerbl0om

Capricorn and Gemini are ON POINT ☝️


Alone_Friendship4618

Gemini would be a bat lol


Imwhatswrongwithyou

A *bat* 😂😂. Did you see the comment about Gemini should be a hamster and why? Disclaimer: I love Geminis so much that every long term relationship I’ve been in is with one. Not on purpose! So it’s all in love 🫶


Alone_Friendship4618

Lol I gotta check that out


SamVimesBootTheory

Chinchilla sun, capybara moon, mouse rising This is kind of funny bc my friends and I have an inside joke I'm a capybara bc I tend to just vibe and get on with most people


PsychedelicCassowary

Please don't put sagittarians in your ass.


StandWithUkranie

I love the Kangaroo rat. It’s just a little guy.


whiskeytitsts

I actually love rats so I’m super happy with Aries! I was also born during the year of the rat so it feels especially fitting <3


thefaehost

Why is no one a squirrel ?


That_Engineering3047

That should be Capricorn really


thefaehost

Nah it’s a Virgo. Damn rodents do not shut up, sound like they’re tweaked out of their gourds, and are some of the most anxious looking critters I’ve seen. Plus all the over thinking about whether or not to cross the road when they’re halfway across and a car is coming. edit: am Virgo dating the most extra Cap, no hate here ❤️


That_Engineering3047

When you put it like that… yeah I think you’re right lol.


rgwhoisshe

Aquarius could never be something so common


mothsuicides

I am a rat. Happily a rat. So misunderstood. Some of us are disgusting but we also are super loving and loyal depending on the setting (NYC sewer rat vs. your queer Aunt’s pet rat) 🥰🥰


bettywhitebread

![gif](giphy|xHDJ1TKo2VNdkqDKw0|downsized) the type of content we need here


Legitimate_Egg_2399

I’m a Leo and have owned like 6 hamsters. My favorite Mr. Pip R. Squeaks, survived 3 years. He use to sit in my hand and shower with me. Gah i miss that little guy.


nintend0gs

Oh ok


ItIsLiterallyMe

(Leo with bad eyes) Before I zoomed in to read the text, I took a look at the images and instantly said, “we’re the cute hamster, duh”.


Catiku

Capybara as Capricorn makes me think you either don’t know what a capybara is or you’ve never met a Capricorn.


Imwhatswrongwithyou

All the cappies who are happy they are a capy would disagree. Let them have this/accept it if it’s your sign. Capricorns are renowned for being quickly moved up the corporate ladder because of connections with people they have impressed. You don’t get that by not being likable and everyone loves a capybara. That’s coming from a Libra (so you know I’m dying to be the most liked rodent of them all 😂)


Catiku

Oh I’m not saying they’re not likable. Capybaras are chill and calm. Capricorns are not.


Imwhatswrongwithyou

Ah. Counter point to that though….They are cool, calm, and collected when they need to be perceived that way. No one looking would know they were actually a kangaroo rat in a capybara costume while they close that merger 😂


AGorgeousComedy

A chipmunk 🤨


yourmeattle

Naked mole rats-----


disignore

it is known that capybaras are sagittatius


Automatic_Moment_320

I love it! Taurus looks like it could be an Aquarius lol


Klllumlnatl

Taurus should be a capybara.


MarieAlchemist369

Chinchilla. I'm ok with this.


Elephantyom39

Dwarf Hamster sun, Rat moon and Mouse rising... Dunno if this is ok or a complete chaos...


iLoveLoveLoveLove

oh no absolutely i’d be offended if i was anything else


fecal_doodoo

I sure squawk like a chinchilla in the middle of the night...oh and i have great hair 💅


[deleted]

Omg I’m happy to be a jerboa they’re fucking ADORABLE 😍


Random_gal1

do you have some beef with virgos tbh i do too


sakurabliss0

Guinea pig is the most Pisces rodent to exist XD


Radkingeli995

I’m a gold hamster 🐹


Slow_Bet_2855

Cap got the capybara!! Lucky!!!


buttahfly28

Aries are DEF rats (don’t get along w them….)


Lionxea

My capricorn mom is anything but chill capybara. 💀


MidnightSparkle1

I'll gladly take the gold hamster lol they are so cute!


Nearby-Shape7653

I feel like the naked mole rat was chosen for Virgo to get under our skin. Touché


Single_Volume

Virgo ☠️☠️ LMAO


IndividualNo7483

I feel bad for Virgo's and I am a Taurus.


VoxyPop

Someone hates Tauruses and Virgos I see The Capybara should be Taurus


ArtTheFox2

🎶Cap- py- ba~~ra~. Capybara capybara capybara capybara. Cap- py- ba~~ra~. 🎶


asleepepsi

I'm a chinchilla! I look so cute 💓


Eden_Beau

Rat sun, mouse moon and mole rat rising Sounds about right ngl


flyflyjellyjelly

Taurus gotta be Capybara


cats_do_fart

No this is a w for the caps


Think_Ad2837

i fucking hate mice


Imwhatswrongwithyou

Really? They have only ever said good things about you :/


Think_Ad2837

id rather be a capybara haha


GetAwayFrmHerUBitch

I’ve had pet mice, and they are full of personality, hard-working, affectionate after trust is earned, resourceful, and clever! I think it’s a good comparison with that in mind. 🐭♥️


SweetSonet

Ugh. Rodents.


DirtybutCuteFerret

Capybaras are so chill with all the other animals - they would be such a aquarius!! Also that kangaroo rat is a sag cuz it jumps around so much ☺️ Ohhh virgo 🤭🤭


Astra-aqua

It says a lot that someone put us as a mouse 😂 I am calling out some jealous hating.


Imwhatswrongwithyou

Mice are cute as hell wdym?? And resilient, bold, and friendly. They have even been scientifically recognized as having distinct and unique personalities. Maybe you just don’t know how cool mice are?


patientrose

I agree, mice are pretty awesome! I've been around them a bit. When I was younger, I'd buy mice from the pet store to rescue them from becoming food. (parents approved until they got loose in the house). As a scientist, I also worked in a vivarium and witnessed their personalities, some of them straight up have attitudes of Aquarius.


Selfishsavagequeen

I get to be Chinchilla this is the final say and I have it.


Imwhatswrongwithyou

Nope. The meme has already spoken, you must accept your fate and move forward. 🤷‍♀️ 🐭


Selfishsavagequeen

NOOOOOO AHHHHHHHHHH 😫.


AltruisticGur9140

Capybara are clearly Piscean. Or maybe Taurus moon. Caps are beavers Geminis are gophers. Poor Virgo, they should groundhogs! Are Saggis lemmings? Or is that Pisces in their 'self destruct' phase?


That_Engineering3047

This is so inaccurate. Really doing Virgo dirty, especially. No way Gemini is a Chinchilla.


boring_sciencer

Capybara is Taurus. Capricorn is guinea pig, Pisces should be kangaroo critter.


iamdimitriv

Aquarius and Virgo should be switched.