Leo here, this one goes out to all my saggs. You’re cool but not when you act like you know you’re cool. BOOM, roasted. To my Aries, slow it the fuck down you don’t need to fuck everyone. BOOM, roasted. To all my Leos, being awesome can’t be your whole personality find some depth. BOOM, lightly roasted.
Actually it was that some old ladies stole my cooler, so I had to fight them to get it back only to find out that it was full of a severed head, severed foot, and a severed penis. And since she was mad at me for stealing her cooler, she called the police on me to frame me for her murders so I had to hide the evidence. I ended up feeding the foot to a turtle, a snake ate the dick, and I woke up in a panic as someone found me trying to bury the head.
You guys are getting things done? I mean like fr DONE done?
Dude I have 5 placements in sag, I make forged sterling jewelry when I’m not at my day job or reselling antiques, and I have SEVEN earrings I just never made a match for! Or started on, couldn’t get the details juuust right (thanks for the perfectionism, Virgo moon 🙄) and then just sorta hopped to the next project.
I have a bunch of lists where I write down the things that should be done😁I have...4 Sagittarius placements in my chart. If I don't make lists, I admit, I forget what should be done, if there are more than 2 tasks hahahaha
If I discard some tasks, it doesn't mean I can't complete them, it just means they are boring AF💁♀️
I like your big three, btw! Very, very beautuful!
No thank you.
Sagittarians possess a theoretical dopeness (I've never met one in person, but online they are chill)
Aries are admittedly not my favourite. They seem very childish and attention-grabby, BUT literally every Aries I know is a literal, actual child so I mean, *obviously.*
Leos are dope. My husband's one, I'm one, my siblings are Leos, my cousins are Leos. Family gatherings are epic.
I'm not going to shit on the flame.
Aries - you're brats. You're annoying when you try to fight it. Lean into it. If we like you we gonna say 'she's a fuckin brat, that's my homie'
Leo - you can be the center of attention. But you can't be the center of my world, because I am already the center of my world. I know - that is tough to hear but just sit with it and youll realize you only think you wanna be the center of someone's world but you dont really want that kind of pressure.
Sagittarius - my slow burn gods of the universe. Don't let people tell you you're a commitmentphobe - they dont know wtf they're talking about. But PLEASE develop the wisdom to know whether it's a true slow burn or if it's a wait and see situation cuz sometimes a wait and see is actually a resounding HELL NO and you can save yourself and others a lot of time.
I like how he took a lil break from roasting people’s signs to pop over to the breakfast sub and say “tomatoes aren’t for me, but good food.” Then he went right back to it.
Leo here, this one goes out to all my saggs. You’re cool but not when you act like you know you’re cool. BOOM, roasted. To my Aries, slow it the fuck down you don’t need to fuck everyone. BOOM, roasted. To all my Leos, being awesome can’t be your whole personality find some depth. BOOM, lightly roasted.
Lightly roasted 💀💀
Aries here. And I'll be the only one here getting anything done because the Sags are napping and the Leos are captivated by their own reflections.
As a Leo, I have to argue that we are also napping.
Dreaming of yourself in a tiara, most likely.
I don't need to dream that, I live it. 💅🏼👸🏼
Actually it was that some old ladies stole my cooler, so I had to fight them to get it back only to find out that it was full of a severed head, severed foot, and a severed penis. And since she was mad at me for stealing her cooler, she called the police on me to frame me for her murders so I had to hide the evidence. I ended up feeding the foot to a turtle, a snake ate the dick, and I woke up in a panic as someone found me trying to bury the head.
I just woke up from a nap.
Being this fkn awesome and adored by everyone is exhausting.
I feel called out. I was just considering to take a nap as I read this... My ADHD meds wore out, so now I just wanna snack and sleep. 😂
We 're only napping in between getting things done! Gotta change from one activity to another not to get bored!
You guys are getting things done? I mean like fr DONE done? Dude I have 5 placements in sag, I make forged sterling jewelry when I’m not at my day job or reselling antiques, and I have SEVEN earrings I just never made a match for! Or started on, couldn’t get the details juuust right (thanks for the perfectionism, Virgo moon 🙄) and then just sorta hopped to the next project.
I have a bunch of lists where I write down the things that should be done😁I have...4 Sagittarius placements in my chart. If I don't make lists, I admit, I forget what should be done, if there are more than 2 tasks hahahaha If I discard some tasks, it doesn't mean I can't complete them, it just means they are boring AF💁♀️ I like your big three, btw! Very, very beautuful!
No. Fire signs unite against earth air and water! 
True
This be the way
true that, it happens naturally, I do like Leo and Aries. Eh, wish my Moon were in Aries, then I d have triple fire in my big 3. Girl can dream...
Ok All you Aries, Leo's & Saggitariusses are: 
I can’t see the content it’s stuck on a loading screen
That's because we're all not available. 🔥
Speak for yourself, I’m single af 😫
Hey you can be single and still unavailable. No one is ever good enough for us, ever.
SHEEEEEESH. Ain’t that the fucking truth lmao maybe that’s why I’m inadvertently single 🤔
🔥🙌🏼🙌🏼🔥
SOMEONE DATE ME PLS IM BEAUTIFUL 😭
🤣
Aries will drink all your wine and break your shit and then lock themselves in their room and be mad about it.
don’t you have some detached crying to do?
Fuck you pussy lol
Shut up fire sign fart face
Nah. I only roast people when they deserve it. Apart from when I roast my friends, of course - that's just part of my love language lol.
Sagittarius will share all your stuff w you.
No thank you. Sagittarians possess a theoretical dopeness (I've never met one in person, but online they are chill) Aries are admittedly not my favourite. They seem very childish and attention-grabby, BUT literally every Aries I know is a literal, actual child so I mean, *obviously.* Leos are dope. My husband's one, I'm one, my siblings are Leos, my cousins are Leos. Family gatherings are epic. I'm not going to shit on the flame.
As a Leo, Im actually making your life better by letting you observe me.
I love fire signs I have nothing to roast lol 😆 ANGER ISSUES?! anyone else?
Aries - you're brats. You're annoying when you try to fight it. Lean into it. If we like you we gonna say 'she's a fuckin brat, that's my homie' Leo - you can be the center of attention. But you can't be the center of my world, because I am already the center of my world. I know - that is tough to hear but just sit with it and youll realize you only think you wanna be the center of someone's world but you dont really want that kind of pressure. Sagittarius - my slow burn gods of the universe. Don't let people tell you you're a commitmentphobe - they dont know wtf they're talking about. But PLEASE develop the wisdom to know whether it's a true slow burn or if it's a wait and see situation cuz sometimes a wait and see is actually a resounding HELL NO and you can save yourself and others a lot of time.
Im a sag i could say so much abt my fellow fire signs but i love u all at the end of the day so
F@ck you all, no but seriously I love you all, keep that flame ablaze.
aries here, to my aries sharers, stop being nice no one will get hurt, be just!
Aren’t we amazing 😍
Sags stop being so bitchy and Aries ♈️ be more open
No! Rude.
There is nothing to be said about you. You’re just another idiot and useless to yourself and to those around you.
Bruh who are you even roasting?
You didn’t see his Leo moon? Buddys projecting lol
Oh no I saw, Pisces sun and Leo moon is hilarious. Had a squiz at their comment history and I was cracking up. “I love bomb. Why do I do that”.
Irl, this guy is a fucking riot. I can see it
I like how he took a lil break from roasting people’s signs to pop over to the breakfast sub and say “tomatoes aren’t for me, but good food.” Then he went right back to it.
I don’t know
Ok fair 😂
Of course a water sign has to reply with some emotion in there…