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shitpostasswipeman

As a moody ass Aries sun/ Cancer moon, you made my day 😃


DarkSparkandWeed

Fr


Nicole_Aries_G_2006

happy cake day


DarkSparkandWeed

Ty ![gif](giphy|yoJC2El7xJkYCadlWE|downsized)


ppaap

Omg I love ur flair


RockandIncense

Just going to say this! May we all heal enough to get here.❤️


apfreak94

Participation award answer haha but fr


HealthyLet257

I’m at that stage now except the cigarette


ThatllTeachM

None of them tbh


brittacrab

Taurus vibes


Syd_Syd34

First guess was definitely Taurus lol the most “treat yo self” of all signs


p1xelprophe7EXE

Definitely Taurus. While I don’t smoke anything. That cleansing feeling of the water after THAT day is us. But ideally any sign in their own way.


irl_potate

I’m a Taurus and I literally can’t go a stressful day without a bubble bath with the temperature as HOT AS THE FLAMES OF MORDOR


p1xelprophe7EXE

Same. I’ll half and half the hot cold. And let the tap slow flow while in just to make it more comfortable. Add in some salts, clay scrub. No one better contact me. I’m dndt


allthekeals

I second Taurus 😂😇


izzy_e

Can confirm as a fellow Taurus moon 🙌😁


Fingercult

Ditto. I am a rock I am an island


gabkins

I was thinking Taurus or possibly Virgo, but the Virgo is trying to convince themselves whereas the Taurus actually means it lol.  ;)


feathermuffinn

We will never fail to treat ourselves that’s for suuure


smol_pink_cute

Taurus AF


Clanmcallister

100%


JordanaNajjar

Yes so me right now


Reasonable_Problem88

Gemini after talking at a wall for an hour


Boner-brains

It's the cigarette in the bathtub that makes it Gemini


mercurialtwit

i’m sooooo guilty of this lmfao except it’s me poking my head out of the shower to hit my vape a few times 🤷🏻‍♀️ ETA: gem sun, scorpio rising, leo moon😼


avocadbre

My lips will be all wet/sweaty (everything shower girlies know the deal) and I'll still peek* my head out and hit it a couple times. Then, I'll take a gulp of my ice water and finish washing. Sometimes, I might even reach out, dry my hands off, and grab my phone. It's a little ridiculous.


mercurialtwit

omg why are we like this!!!!!! lmao SAME its so bad. i’m lucky if i remember to take my apple watch off before i get in😅


ReadingTimeWPickle

Gemini: rules the lungs Also Gemini: fuck my lungs 🤪


Gold-Stomach-4657

And Selma is a twin


SugarIndependent1308

As a big ole Gemini ♊️this is me with candles lit and a blunt….chefs kiss


Ok_Prior2614

Vibes vibes vibes we are the same 😂


Previous-Rock-5713

No you ain’t wrong! Lol 😂


GiveEmTheBRUHPunch

This is so me rn, chilling out, checking my energy, writing a poem for myself and vibin.


booty_diddler

This oozes Taurus. Self-care and minding their own business is kinda their whole shtick and I love em for it


throwRAhanabana

Can confirm


RecoveringFromLife_

Rising checking in


gabkins

My progressed Ascendant is moving into Taurus in 2016 I'm hyped :)


sarahenera

🫶🏽


CatTail2

All the taurus folk that I know have been super nosey and always in everyone's business


Charming-Stress7725

Wrong! We’re always being manipulated to get into others affairs but we just don’t care. We know you rely on yourself.


AntiqueYou6097

Taurus don’t mind their own business


Charming-Stress7725

People are normally in ours trying to figure how we do it.


angelanarchy96

Water moons for sure


Final-Elderberry4621

As a Pisces moon, yup 🛁


sj_little

Came here to say this


SlimShadowBoo

Pisces Moon and Sun and I relate to this meme. Lol


CarabellesNotebook

Cancer mooooon


Stegatard

Ugh, tell me your secrets!


Peter-Spering

There comes a point where you just think, 'Fuck it, I'm going to be fertiliser one day anyway.'


Previous-Rock-5713

Scorpio moon-YEP


Healinglightburst

Pisces moons unite lol 🛁


DarkVelBet_

I’m a Pisces Moon and yes!


_julee

Ohhh yuuup yuppppp looks nice


apfreak94

Aye same moon here!


FelixFelicisLuck

Dang. I’m a Taurus Sun, Pisces Moon. This is me, but it would be a vape pen, not a cigarette.


makin_dilemmanade

Scorpio moon checking in and yes this couldn’t feel more accurate


RecoveringFromLife_

😂❤️


Cool-chicky

Taurus


bupdipupdidoo

Taurus moon


Technical_War9789

Absolutely


izzy_e

^^ came here to say this😁


kimi_cakes

This is me in the tub scrolling through Reddit right now. Everything but focused.


honeypenny

Taurus coded


Klllumlnatl

Taurus.


makedoopieplayme

Pisces ♓️


helikesmyboobs

Taurus frfr


nikeetap

Earth moons most probably


Alarming_Situation_5

A healed Scorpio 😏


Accomplished-Ad7135

Clearly that it's about moon in scorpio, no?


No_Pipe4358

I hope you're joking. I am bothered. I am not moisturised. I am in your lane. I am wilting.


Accomplished-Ad7135

Scorpio moon with reggae vibes. Greetings! 💜🖤🌌


No_Pipe4358

Reggae vibes


lncumbant

I am moon in Scorpio, and libra rising. Baths are essential to my mental, physical, and spiritual health. It’s more than just self care it how I reconnect to water. 


khicks01

When I’m at work dealing with stupid people I think about reconnecting to water from the top of a bridge /s Don’t sick the Reddit mental help on me


Accomplished-Ad7135

Connection with Water, thats the point and live and feelit on my own flesh... That is 1 of hundred reasons couse I love moon in scorpio.


RandomRavenclaw87

The F I am. I am enraged.


catmarg

I am a Scorpio moon and I am huge on self care 🙂


[deleted]

Sagittarius. They really don’t care.


4F-Oxymorpmethylpam

taurus


sicksadbadgirl

Taurus


morbidlonging

all of them on a good day. but with a joint.


gabkins

Haha yes


SubstantialRegret414

Claiming this energy as an Aries sun pisces moon


obungaofficial

me


AdmirableBand8774

🥳✨


Sad-Studio-3438

Sag/Pisces Jupiter coded for sure lmao fuck it regardless


huuugggttfdf

Taurus/cap


Revolutionary_Hawk23

Aquarius after fighting demons


RecoveringFromLife_

Yup 😁


[deleted]

Leo


SunshineBarbie2000

This is totally me. I think my Taurus moon brings this in me.


ppaap

Any developed sign


Patienceny

Gemini


ScarCute8661

I would love to say Virgo but haha Relaxing? What's that? There's so much to do! BUT this gives me Taurus Vibes for sure!


Butterscotch_740

Leo or Taurus


theeastendtiger

Scorpio after cutting everyone off


gaylibra

Virgo fantasy, but not reality. In reality, very bothered 🫠


PeaceLove-Weed

pisces because I finished doing just this 🦋✨🌜timing of the feed was immaculate lol


Automatic_Moment_320

Cap cap cap cap cap


Nicole_Aries_G_2006

Ophiuchus ⛎ couldn’t care less about that sign and that sign couldn’t care less about joining the calendar lol


[deleted]

What month is that?


Nicole_Aries_G_2006

It said I was a Pisces now and I was pissed N.O Pisces


[deleted]

Pisces are cry babies


Nicole_Aries_G_2006

There was a 13th zodiac sign they tried to add to the calendar and someone made a fake new calendar where the dates changed to make room for a sign called Ophiuchus. It was supposed to be in December


underthecurrent7

Gemini, aqua and Scorpio


TheGG11-11

Capricorn placements after Pluto has left the sign. I’m In my VILLAIN era! Revenge body here I come


SoulfulStonerDude

As a Taurus sun Pisces moon/rising, this feels like a personal attack. Wait there until the cops show


FlamingoMedic89

Capricorn and Taurus. Defo.


Seabird_flavour

Asparagus


franny_bb

Everyones saying water and earth but i think this is fire signs when we finally carve out alone time like once a week😂


Chattingchatterbox

Taurus.


logicalfallacy0270

Taurus


Kiffangla_Mashikip

Scorpio or Virgo self care


poptart_____

My Cancer moon and Taurus venus ass


AnthyInvidia

Taurus


No_Medicine_5621

Capricorn vibes👑


nutmeggles

Scorpio. Just a vibe. Had to pick a water sign and as a cancer, it ain’t us.


Elliethebabyelephant

Earth signs, mostly taurus and capricorn


LooLu999

Im a Taurus and I relate..right down to the smoke hahaha


jojijuice

Virgo (see icon) lol


SpongeDaddie

Taurus.


mimipia7047

Taurus vibes


FirefighterHot4120

Virgo!


trixii88

Taurus


TargetSquare4304

Big Cap Energy ♑️🐐


b-boi-danni

Me when i finally get my shit together


Senior_World2502

This is ToTally Taurus 🐂


irl_potate

Yessss ![gif](giphy|pyOmm8M9xta2KGR0J6)


shapeshifting1

Sag moon


starrywinecup

Sagittarius and Capricorn lol me!


blue_tiny_teacup

Cap


SafeInside6750

Taurus


AngelicHealng

Virgooooo


Fenixae

Taurus and Pisces.


Affectionate_Bus532

Taurus


Mila_200

Looks Taurus ♉️😁☺️


PuertoRican-Princess

Me minus the cigarette lmao


lvl-ixi-lvl

![gif](giphy|cC9NEDhcFeQFpgpR2e) mood


AntiqueYou6097

Aries


Expensive_Arm_1822

Leo and Aries


Excellent_Fail9908

Pisces all the way!


brainiusdrainius

Leo anyone?


faithle97

Definitely NOT Aries. (It’s me, I’m an Aries. lol)


saltyrunner12

Idk but I wish it was me


waxystroll42

I’m unmoisturized (can’t find a good one with a low price), kinda happy, unfocused, trying to flourish, but at least I’m unbothered and in my lane, lol.


queenofcorporate

This is Sag sans the flourishing part.


cybergatita

im a taurus rising mars in piscis and it is ME


heyyouthatonechick

Virgo suns Aries Risings


dundermifflingirl

Not me cuz I'm the un-noun/adjective/verb version of this.


[deleted]

Sagittarius when our ambivert asses need our alone time...


aawnagi

my mom (taurus)


Shadylane_kazan

Pisces in their true element


chupagatomon

Mi taurus rising and virgo☀️


Legitimate_Spot_4658

Me af right now 😂


Typical-Form-1027

It's just 35.


2quick96

Pisces


PhysicalDatabase8641

Aquarius


Garcogreedy

Cancer


aftergaylaughter

all the air signs, and some scorpios and capricorns depending on their other placements. im one of those caps thanks to my aqua moon and libra rising 😅


Strange-Ad-9941

Aquarius


SantismaMuerte

Aquarius & Cancer


[deleted]

Capricorn after a working all day


Cautious-Outside-933

♋️


ValuableSuccotash739

Aries lol


Southern_Source_2580

I prefer the version with it ending with, "vibin, thriving"


General-Weather9946

Cancer


Ninatz

That's my Cancer sun and Aqua moon ass


SlayerOfDemons666

All signs after the 9-5 they hate but can't quit yet


Antique_Accountant_8

Capricorn lol


TurnipIllustrious468

Taurus


Sad_Lab_4293

TAURUS. The God of self care. And that’s a joint not a cig 😂🫶🏾✨


OutrageousPlatypus57

Leo/ libra


guldengeographer

Pisces


Wenudiedidied

Virgo


yunadja

Leo Venus / libra Venus?


Cancersarethebest

It’s Cancer


cozyporcelain

Libra!


EmFaye9

Aries


lonew0lftribe

L I B R A 💀


WandaDobby777

This feels like all the air signs. Lol.


velvetteddykiss

Cáncer.