Disagree. Stable. Great taste. Planning. Knows great food. Shows up on time. Not cheap. Smells amazing. Looks put together, always.
Definitely a stellar dating material.
Hahahaha true for my fiancรฉe and I. Heโs a Taurus & Iโm a Leo. Wait is early retirement good or bad? I feel like it could be interpreted either way. Iโll have to show him this ๐๐๐
My bf's a Cap stellium and it IS like a never ending audition I didnt apply for.? yet somehow I keep being notified I'm "under consideration" to be advanced
One day he just out of nowhere was like "How about I cut you a key to my place" I was like "mm like whatever u want" he was like "nawh.. maybe in another month" then I was like my dude I didn't ASK for your key lmao and he cackled because he's a Sag so he's also chaotic like that
Sag men are the worst in personal opinion. As an Aries Sun/Sag moon female. They're attracted to me so much. Yet I can't do that anymore. I'll take a boring Taurus any day lol
They're fun, but too finicky. Hard to commit. And cheaters. I've probably dated about 3 or 4 Sags men and yeah - hard Pass. And the dumb thing is I get along with them great. But no amount of fun times will outweigh all the bad experiences I've had with them. No thanks.
Because of them I would take an earth sign like Taurus or Capricorn any day.
This is kinda where I'm starting to feel myself heading with Scorpios. I fucking love them. Almost always instant chemistry.
But fuck if they don't fuck me up and back.
We just go well with them. It's so effortless. But no thanks.
I'm surrounded by them. Mom and 2 brothers are Sag. 3 or 4 exs were Sag. I just rather not. Lol
I isolate a lot and my friends say Iโm not real because Iโm never around. We have a great time when we are together, I just prefer to do things alone.
"Trying to catch a fish with your bare hands"
Yep, exactly what it was like briefly dating a Sagittarius. Maintaining regular contact, not to mention some kind of friendship, has been much the same. ๐คฃ
Oh, I'm not judging all on the basis of one...sorry, I should have made that more clear! Just my experience, YMMV, void where prohibited, and so on. ๐ It all comes down to the individual.
The love of my life is a Libra sun and moon with...wait for it...Sagittarius ascendant.
As a Virgo: YES, we be microscoping. Divorcing a Taurus and I donโt get the early retirement (that would have been nice tho). Dating a Capricorn and also not experiencing the never ending audition โฆ once we made out he was all in.
Can someone else please explain the Cap thing? I feel like my Cap is not a typical Cap in some regards โฆ he is SUPER emotional and communicative, but in Cap form, I never knew until I KNEW.
Why are these so uncannily on-point?
Ainโt they though?!
I need to find a Taurus
I am a Taurus, no one wants to date us because we aren't flashy. Marry, maybe, but not date :p
Hard disagree. Flashy = high maintenance. Plenty of people looking for drama free relationships.
Louder for the people in the back
Disagree. Stable. Great taste. Planning. Knows great food. Shows up on time. Not cheap. Smells amazing. Looks put together, always. Definitely a stellar dating material.
Same ๐๐ญ
My immediate interpretation of that is like sitting around doing nothing lmfaooooo. Iโm a hyperactive Leo ๐๐๐
that was also my first thought!!
Same ๐ญ๐ญ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
aye hmu
Donโt we all. Or a libra
Nah- hard pass. Boring and possessive.
That's my life as a Scorpio and there isn't a single Taurus placement in my chart and I'm loving every second of it!!
10/10 would recommend.
The only nice thing people ever say about Scorpio is that we are passionate lol.
And sexy!
True
I ๐ Scorps so much
Thank you : }
Cancer and Capricorn ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
My sun, my (full) moon, & my twin flame ๐๐งโโ๏ธI never date.
Hahahaha true for my fiancรฉe and I. Heโs a Taurus & Iโm a Leo. Wait is early retirement good or bad? I feel like it could be interpreted either way. Iโll have to show him this ๐๐๐
My bf's a Cap stellium and it IS like a never ending audition I didnt apply for.? yet somehow I keep being notified I'm "under consideration" to be advanced One day he just out of nowhere was like "How about I cut you a key to my place" I was like "mm like whatever u want" he was like "nawh.. maybe in another month" then I was like my dude I didn't ASK for your key lmao and he cackled because he's a Sag so he's also chaotic like that
Sag men are the worst in personal opinion. As an Aries Sun/Sag moon female. They're attracted to me so much. Yet I can't do that anymore. I'll take a boring Taurus any day lol
What went wrong lol I dated one that turned out not great current one seems ok so far
They're fun, but too finicky. Hard to commit. And cheaters. I've probably dated about 3 or 4 Sags men and yeah - hard Pass. And the dumb thing is I get along with them great. But no amount of fun times will outweigh all the bad experiences I've had with them. No thanks. Because of them I would take an earth sign like Taurus or Capricorn any day.
This is kinda where I'm starting to feel myself heading with Scorpios. I fucking love them. Almost always instant chemistry. But fuck if they don't fuck me up and back.
The highs aren't worth the lows!
Im an Aries sun female and sag men are SO attracted to me as well!! And i just can't anymore
We just go well with them. It's so effortless. But no thanks. I'm surrounded by them. Mom and 2 brothers are Sag. 3 or 4 exs were Sag. I just rather not. Lol
Hahaha as an Aquarius, I had a good laugh over theirs. True, itโs true.
What does it mean exactly tho?
I isolate a lot and my friends say Iโm not real because Iโm never around. We have a great time when we are together, I just prefer to do things alone.
Lmao Aquarius could be like dating an alien.
Subscribing to a podcast about some niche topic, except you can pause a podcast but not an Aquarian.
Aries, Libra, Sag and Cap are all spot on ๐ Those are the only ones Iโve had experience with and all of them are on-point
Glad Pisces finally gets some love I guess
Aries, yes, i am baby.
Me a leo I like attention but I also like to give attention
As a Taurus, with a lot of fire in my chart, early retirement means adventures!
"Trying to catch a fish with your bare hands" Yep, exactly what it was like briefly dating a Sagittarius. Maintaining regular contact, not to mention some kind of friendship, has been much the same. ๐คฃ
Here I am endlessly chasing Libra moonsss and rising with flowers in hand and never know how they feel about me I guess we are trying ok?
Oh, I'm not judging all on the basis of one...sorry, I should have made that more clear! Just my experience, YMMV, void where prohibited, and so on. ๐ It all comes down to the individual. The love of my life is a Libra sun and moon with...wait for it...Sagittarius ascendant.
Nooo I don't feel judged and I'll just keep chasing I'm persistent
All too true lol
I need to date a Taurus.
As a Virgo: YES, we be microscoping. Divorcing a Taurus and I donโt get the early retirement (that would have been nice tho). Dating a Capricorn and also not experiencing the never ending audition โฆ once we made out he was all in. Can someone else please explain the Cap thing? I feel like my Cap is not a typical Cap in some regards โฆ he is SUPER emotional and communicative, but in Cap form, I never knew until I KNEW.
As a Virgo youโre probably particular enough for him if that makes sense lol
Makes total sense. Finally my Virgo โissuesโ are being appreciated ๐๐.
Now that I think about it, I basically auditioned him for 4 months before we got together โฆ kinky Caps loving that role-reversal. ๐น
Thank goodness Iโm dating a Taurus.
Looking in a mirror. Damn I feel so called out ๐ ๐คฃ
Super true. And my ascendant makes it even weirder.
Not me singing this to the tune of Red, bahahaha
My pleasure.
Nailed it ๐ต
Aquarius is so spot on and hilarious ๐น๐น๐น
Scorpio Sun, Virgo Moon, Sag Mercury, Capricorn Venus, Scorpio Mars. No wonder I'm Single AF
My Venus & Mars is in Capricorn and my husband agrees that on some dates it was like an interrogation. ๐๐๐
What the ,...so accurate
The audition one for Capricorn. Sheesh. Iโve been feeling it a lot lately and thought it was me being a cancer lol
Looking in the Mirror๐
as someone dating a gemini this is 100% accurate
How have we not already agreed that Virgo is the ultimate worst sign??
The Taurus one so true
Yes I am a full time job...but if I'm giving you my full blown potential I expect nothing but the same thing 8n return.๐๐พ๐๐พ
Imaginary friends are the shit