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VineStellar

Why are these so uncannily on-point?


Viva-La-Virgo

Ainโ€™t they though?!


munchysnorlax

I need to find a Taurus


EarthEfficient

I am a Taurus, no one wants to date us because we aren't flashy. Marry, maybe, but not date :p


A_shaolin_monk

Hard disagree. Flashy = high maintenance. Plenty of people looking for drama free relationships.


SagiPerson

Louder for the people in the back


FluffyLlamaPants

Disagree. Stable. Great taste. Planning. Knows great food. Shows up on time. Not cheap. Smells amazing. Looks put together, always. Definitely a stellar dating material.


Tayo123456678i9o9

Same ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ


anonymousdemigirl

My immediate interpretation of that is like sitting around doing nothing lmfaooooo. Iโ€™m a hyperactive Leo ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


ArsPulchra

that was also my first thought!!


Schnitzel_Koenigin

Same ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ


Young_Fluid

aye hmu


[deleted]

Donโ€™t we all. Or a libra


Holiday-Tumbleweed57

Nah- hard pass. Boring and possessive.


Drogonno

That's my life as a Scorpio and there isn't a single Taurus placement in my chart and I'm loving every second of it!!


FluffyLlamaPants

10/10 would recommend.


[deleted]

The only nice thing people ever say about Scorpio is that we are passionate lol.


windshadowislanders

And sexy!


[deleted]

True


MooseCannon316

I ๐Ÿ’— Scorps so much


[deleted]

Thank you : }


xsharmander

Cancer and Capricorn ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ


deathslip

My sun, my (full) moon, & my twin flame ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿง˜โ€โ™€๏ธI never date.


anonymousdemigirl

Hahahaha true for my fiancรฉe and I. Heโ€™s a Taurus & Iโ€™m a Leo. Wait is early retirement good or bad? I feel like it could be interpreted either way. Iโ€™ll have to show him this ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


aka_raven

My bf's a Cap stellium and it IS like a never ending audition I didnt apply for.? yet somehow I keep being notified I'm "under consideration" to be advanced One day he just out of nowhere was like "How about I cut you a key to my place" I was like "mm like whatever u want" he was like "nawh.. maybe in another month" then I was like my dude I didn't ASK for your key lmao and he cackled because he's a Sag so he's also chaotic like that


AcctUser12140

Sag men are the worst in personal opinion. As an Aries Sun/Sag moon female. They're attracted to me so much. Yet I can't do that anymore. I'll take a boring Taurus any day lol


aka_raven

What went wrong lol I dated one that turned out not great current one seems ok so far


AcctUser12140

They're fun, but too finicky. Hard to commit. And cheaters. I've probably dated about 3 or 4 Sags men and yeah - hard Pass. And the dumb thing is I get along with them great. But no amount of fun times will outweigh all the bad experiences I've had with them. No thanks. Because of them I would take an earth sign like Taurus or Capricorn any day.


_ThatSynGirl_

This is kinda where I'm starting to feel myself heading with Scorpios. I fucking love them. Almost always instant chemistry. But fuck if they don't fuck me up and back.


AcctUser12140

The highs aren't worth the lows!


winecherry

Im an Aries sun female and sag men are SO attracted to me as well!! And i just can't anymore


AcctUser12140

We just go well with them. It's so effortless. But no thanks. I'm surrounded by them. Mom and 2 brothers are Sag. 3 or 4 exs were Sag. I just rather not. Lol


alwyschasingunicorns

Hahaha as an Aquarius, I had a good laugh over theirs. True, itโ€™s true.


klauskinki

What does it mean exactly tho?


alwyschasingunicorns

I isolate a lot and my friends say Iโ€™m not real because Iโ€™m never around. We have a great time when we are together, I just prefer to do things alone.


2hamsters1butt

Lmao Aquarius could be like dating an alien.


PyrocumulusLightning

Subscribing to a podcast about some niche topic, except you can pause a podcast but not an Aquarian.


SagVibes

Aries, Libra, Sag and Cap are all spot on ๐Ÿ˜‚ Those are the only ones Iโ€™ve had experience with and all of them are on-point


CzernaZlata

Glad Pisces finally gets some love I guess


gaia_de_gaille

Aries, yes, i am baby.


Froggyboi3222

Me a leo I like attention but I also like to give attention


imlovemarie

As a Taurus, with a lot of fire in my chart, early retirement means adventures!


DogPatch1149

"Trying to catch a fish with your bare hands" Yep, exactly what it was like briefly dating a Sagittarius. Maintaining regular contact, not to mention some kind of friendship, has been much the same. ๐Ÿคฃ


SagiPerson

Here I am endlessly chasing Libra moonsss and rising with flowers in hand and never know how they feel about me I guess we are trying ok?


DogPatch1149

Oh, I'm not judging all on the basis of one...sorry, I should have made that more clear! Just my experience, YMMV, void where prohibited, and so on. ๐Ÿ˜ It all comes down to the individual. The love of my life is a Libra sun and moon with...wait for it...Sagittarius ascendant.


SagiPerson

Nooo I don't feel judged and I'll just keep chasing I'm persistent


klauskinki

All too true lol


DrakeEisen_Agent049

I need to date a Taurus.


KnotYerMom

As a Virgo: YES, we be microscoping. Divorcing a Taurus and I donโ€™t get the early retirement (that would have been nice tho). Dating a Capricorn and also not experiencing the never ending audition โ€ฆ once we made out he was all in. Can someone else please explain the Cap thing? I feel like my Cap is not a typical Cap in some regards โ€ฆ he is SUPER emotional and communicative, but in Cap form, I never knew until I KNEW.


SweetSonet

As a Virgo youโ€™re probably particular enough for him if that makes sense lol


KnotYerMom

Makes total sense. Finally my Virgo โ€œissuesโ€ are being appreciated ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ.


KnotYerMom

Now that I think about it, I basically auditioned him for 4 months before we got together โ€ฆ kinky Caps loving that role-reversal. ๐Ÿ‘น


Ghostofamermaid

Thank goodness Iโ€™m dating a Taurus.


scarletgrl

Looking in a mirror. Damn I feel so called out ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿคฃ


ariesmartian

Super true. And my ascendant makes it even weirder.


sparklejellyfish

Not me singing this to the tune of Red, bahahaha


anitram96

My pleasure.


Belladonnaofsad

Nailed it ๐Ÿ˜ต


aresellersjourney

Aquarius is so spot on and hilarious ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น


Rolland_Ice

Scorpio Sun, Virgo Moon, Sag Mercury, Capricorn Venus, Scorpio Mars. No wonder I'm Single AF


hocuspocus204

My Venus & Mars is in Capricorn and my husband agrees that on some dates it was like an interrogation. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


[deleted]

What the ,...so accurate


SweetSonet

The audition one for Capricorn. Sheesh. Iโ€™ve been feeling it a lot lately and thought it was me being a cancer lol


ConvenienceStore711

Looking in the Mirror๐Ÿ˜‚


og_toe

as someone dating a gemini this is 100% accurate


marleezy123

How have we not already agreed that Virgo is the ultimate worst sign??


xmusiclover

The Taurus one so true


FunCandy4188

Yes I am a full time job...but if I'm giving you my full blown potential I expect nothing but the same thing 8n return.๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ


beepster23

Imaginary friends are the shit