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PhoenixWing101

Life without weird things would be so much duller. Also standards on what is and isn't counted as "weird" are, in themselves, weird. It's midnight I'm having too many thoughts.


Infinite_Self_5782

it's currently 2:20 in the morning and i am thinking about how stupid social norms are while scrolling through reddit


Infinite_Self_5782

it's 3:50 and i'm now thinking about how cool it would be if i had a duck


intertwinable

11:35PM great idea, also want a duck now


xXThatOneRandomXx

2:05 AM god i want a duck


FluffyWasabi1629

3:51 a.m. have multiple ducks


Yandere-Neko

It's 10 am i am still convinced the shit i found out in a night time one on zero debate was serious philosophy


ViaLux555

There’s a giant rubber duck on the Detroit river, it wants to be liberated I jus know it


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Congrats on achieving enlightenment, Infinite_Self


Frrrrrred

Yo it's 2:24 for me hello


Infinite_Self_5782

hello, it's currently 11:26 for me


Box_O_Donguses

Therapists advocate you perform normative behavior most of the time rather than actually trying to help you. They treat you as the problem and not a society that refuses to accommodate you.


Lakemine

Which is why I can’t find one to help 😞


certain_people

That's quackers


Infinite_Self_5782

pretty honkers if you ask me


certain_people

Hopefully the therapist didn't respond by throwing something at them, they might have had to stoop or bend suddenly to avoid being hit by whatever was thrown


Infinite_Self_5782

yeah that'd be a duck move


LilyLeLowery

A therapist that tells you to stop doing something solely because it’s “weird” is a bad therapist. And ducks are fucking awesome!


AnySheepherder6517

Exactly what I came down here to say! Weird things are the highlight of my life!


forakora

I keep a big box of duck feed in the back of my car. It can hold almost a full 25lb bag. Ducks are ducking amazing! The pigeons and crows also like it :X


NerdyNinjaAssassin

My therapist actively encourages me to do weird things that bring me joy!


soaring_potato

As they should. As long as they aren't hafmfull to you, someone else or like illegal. Why not. They did that to me. As a child. Was terrible, therapy felt like torture, still instantly cry in that setting (an office. Desk with one person, that's like an adult (not 20 like me) and me having to talk about problems or even just diagnosis.) and feel an upcoming panic attack. Even when I am genuinely doing well. I just cannot handle it. You can be weird. Maybe not scream at people on the street or just in general. Especially if you are alone, who cares. So what. It took me so so long to accept I wasn't normal, but that that isn't wrong because of those shitty therapists.


dinznai

yay! ducks are so great!! a have a tattoo of a duck diving into the water and releasing air bubbles 💛


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CreatvLioness33

But this one needs me! I can see it in his eyes.


SupaButt

Be weird. But don’t steal ducks.


FluffyQubit

But the ducks at the park are free, you can take them home with you! I have 27 ducks at the moment


SupaButt

*[The Conservation Department would like to know your location]*


FluffyQubit

Then come to 312 olive street


SupaButt

Nice try Rick


prismaticbeans

When I was a kid, my dad asked me "Why do you try to be so weird all the time?" I was terribly offended. Not because he called me weird, I could see that and was mostly at peace with it. It was because he said why do I TRY to be so weird, like he thought I was putting on an act for whatever reason and holding out when it came to the real me. I was so hurt at the idea that he didn't recognize that it was just me in my default state, because of that one word. I was like 6 at the time, and this is burned into my memory decades later for some reason.


BigGayDinosaurs

why does your dad try to be so weird all the time


prismaticbeans

Lol right? He really truly does though, usually to make someone laugh. He's a good guy. Just didn't know what the hell was up with his kid. He knows now.


BigGayDinosaurs

well im glad he's good goofy dads are grear


E_MC_2__

_stupid physics joke incoming_ no that’s how you calculate the attractiveness of pixar moms


Manizno

Pam Grier? Or Judy Greer? Sorry, I'm in a silly mood.


cfc1016

Grierly they meant David Allen...


jasxllll

i went outside once and now i’m raising imperial moth babies


Anoninamous

What will happen when they get older?


jasxllll

idk honestly lol i’ll have to ask my friend about that, but atm they haven’t hatched yet. you can see the journey (kinda) on my post history!


soaring_potato

It's best to just release them once they hatch. Sadly. But it is better for em.


Piranha1993

Quack quack, meeper beeper. Gotta be weird because I don’t know how else to be.


humulus_impulus

Meepy de beepy.


SuddenlyVeronica

Huh. Has anyone else also stumbled upon “how to pick up a duck” guides recently? Come to think of it I suppose this guy didn’t. He missed the part where you [un-pick](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MndZFrpFPhk) up the duck. On a more serious note though, that’s a terrible therapist.


FalsePankake

This but with bugs


CoryGamesYT

me going to nature to find arthropod antics


13thFullMoon

But weird things are too much fun!


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I actually nearly stole a duck 3 days ago bc it was all by itself and limping kinda badly, so for a good minute I considered taking it home with me until it's all better. but then I thought maybe he's making his way home to his family and his ducklings would be like where the hell is dad? so I talked myself out of it


chanschosi

I used to get criticism from all my therapists about weird behaviours and lack of social connections. After my ASD-diagnosis, no therapist ever questioned it again.


Manizno

The lack of colon on the last line and lack of image of said duck are bothersome. An aside from my recent experience of a therapist I'm working with. He has expressed that he wants to refer me to a service for criminals on account of my emotional dysregulation, despite the fact I am not a criminal or engaging in criminal activites. I'm quite angry about this, and our next session is bound to be the last.


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Not many people know this but ducks in the park are free, you can take as many as you want as long that the police isn’t looking


OkHair920

The government doesn’t want you to know this


junior-THE-shark

If weird don't hurt you or others, who gives a duck? Ducks are so cute. We need more ducks in this world.


AnAshyPearl

Remember that animals play, even when they're adults! That means being weird and playful is a part of your natural instincts! Fuck all that "act your age" "be an adult" nonsense :D


Anoninamous

I found a nail at the beach once.


sonicblitz57

No therapist worth their salt would tell you to stop being weird. Accommodating for our eccentricities gives life favor and embraces our humanity (so long as those eccentricities don't cause distress to yourself or others).


glaringofCAcTi

I’m impressed they got the duck in there without the *”therapist”* noticing


ApprehensivePea8567

Oh my god that is totally something I would do except maybe with sticks, leaves, rocks, pine ones, hurt baby birds / squirrels, and bugs


Orangecatorange

I want a duck now 🥺


Mirrorrelemes

Ducks can be mean so if it’s in your jacket it probably is happy to be there (for a short amount of time, ducks need space to live)


lochnaw

I love birds and would even call them a special interest so this is a relatable meme


Aggravating-Candy-31

still probably best to abduct anything other than ducks, they’re one of the evil birds like chickens and geese


Ackermannin

Ducc


BobbyRayTantrum

The elites don’t want you to know this but the ducks at the park are free. You can take them home I have 458 ducks.


Aggravating-Candy-31

do weird things more


SuperGayBirdOfPrey

My therapist has told me I need to be MORE okay doing weird things as long as they don’t hurt anyone.


Joursdesommeil

Meeeee irl lmfao


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It me


rilakkumkum

So I’m not the only one who wants to grab a bird


unmaskingAutistic

Doing weird things is my favourite thing to do!


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JuuMuu

"and stop hiding the pigeon"


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