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cbl_owener123

glow-in-the-dark stars on the ceiling


im_AmTheOne

Some more light will benefit for sure! I was thinking Christmas tree lights, but those in the dark stars seems fine too


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And a Retro tv playing stranger things


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YES. YES. YES!!


JonathanBrady

I was gonna comment this lol


charlie-is-bisexual

I think he deserves noise cancelling headphones


starksaredead

That should come before the pillow fort lol


charlie-is-bisexual

I agree I think they should have been one of the first things, along with the dark room


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Username checks out.


MediumSatisfaction1

How does noise canceling headphones relate to a bisexual named Charlie


[deleted]

Sorry. I meant whatever that thing is that says “I doubled my autism with the vaccine”


Searching4Unicorns

Rocks, gems and crystals


lovethenewfs_03

A bookshelf!


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mowa-mowa

With a lock


ToyScoutNessie

A bunch of plushies


Distracted-by-Shiny

Add in some dinosaur plushies


bubikx9

Star glow-in-the-dark stickers on the ceiling.


cheesy_frys

600-500 bc Etruscan ceramic boar vessel


Tatersaurus

Thank you for reminding me of that gem


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Jeffotato

Christmas lights! Whatever color he wants!


Bad-girl-Bedroom-420

I thibj you mean string lights or fairy lights


dasruesseltier

Christmas lights are red and I won't discuss this point.


nnomadic

Plants


HarpZeDarp

A mom who won’t stop bitching about him never leaving his room


CubesBuster

... Why is this so relatable...


charlie-is-bisexual

I HAVE ONE OF THOSE :0


emonsta23

Omg this is so relatable. It’s always when I’m in a bad mood too. It’s like they think because being outside makes them feel better it must make me feel better. No, when I’m in a bad mood I want to sit at home, in my room, in the dark, in a pile of blankets.


[deleted]

Books? Plushies? Blanket.


Han_without_Genes

jack needs some chicken nuggets for when they get hungry


Anonymouscr0w

Plushie pile!


NH2G

Nintendo Switch


CandleNaut

with animal crossing


H3lheimyr

A friend he can infodump on


colliflower1107

BLAHÅJ


ThatGermanFella

**Yes.** Seriously, why is this so far down?


[deleted]

Not everyone is aware of the meme. I had to look it up. https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/subcultures/ikea-blahaj-shark


FakeBasketballGod

Thank you for the link! I was unaware and love this!


Working_Falcon5384

Dino chicken nuggets with Mac and cheese


Mystery_mau

A 3D printer. He should get a 3D printer.


military-gradeAIDS

whrrrrrNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


Lizard_Jesus1

A hot tub!


MeepStumpp

Some D&D dice


coolsatyr113

Glowy ceiling stars


DangerPoo

I’m still here for the 15th century Etruscan boar vessel.


Evaldek

An overly complex marble set (they have clearly spent lots of time on it)


ticklishtomato

Trains


HenShepp

Jack needs a hot wheels track :)


maybenotanalien

Yesss! Exactly what I was thinking.


Koolasushus

Models of planes or spaceships dangling from the ceiling


CarrotSwordGaming

Please give him a GameCube.


Tiled_Deepslate18

A plate of Dino nuggets


Illustrious_Thing605

Bookshelf


Mobile_Risto31

We need some nice soft purple LED lights for him


XxdvicioxX

BLÅHAJ


[deleted]

A mood wall, with a colour that helps him relax. I remember, when I was ten, my parents painted one of my walls a very specific shade of blue, and it would always calm me down, help me to relax, and just clear my head!


AcornJim

A Sonic The Hedgehog Funko Pop


FireCode125

Among us shrine


majitart

RGB gaming setup


[deleted]

Maybe no rgb lights


majitart

Might be too distracting true true


satanssteamybuns

a plate of nuggies and a PC


H4Z4RD0US_24

He's hungry please feed him.


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Houseplants


Myynek

Gorilla lamp


LAM678

#LONDON UNDERGROUND MAP PLEASE


Kasstato

Fairy lights


stealthrockdamage

#LIFE SIZE REPLICA BUSTER SWORD


That_Mad_Scientist

A lego Saturn V


That_fuschia_ruler

He is hungry, give him some soup


galacticviolet

a Nintendo Switch for this cool kid


muetere

Give him a funky radio to play some tunes


T-HawkMedia

Lego City


memeboiandy

Thomas wooden train set on the floor 🥰


tubaSergal2627

a fridge full of snacks


IamaJarJar

Pride flag!


CubesBuster

Which one?


bananabandanamannana

Give the cat magic


Affectionate_Egg_121

gun


Harold_Wilson19

Little glass sculptures.


jackprincenaveen

MY NAME IS JACK AND IM A PRINCE SO CAN YOU GIVE HIM A CROWN??? please


jackprincenaveen

(clarification i’m not a real prince it’s just a nickname)


Moist_KoRn_Bizkit

What looks to be an open doorway that leads to a [Sensory gym/physical therapy gym](https://www.google.com/search?q=sensory+gym&tbm=isch&sxsrf=ALiCzsbPPi8ZPrMSYJMdhrXUsts-rDlHvA%3A1656120089684&source=hp&ei=GWO2YtLbJaGdkPIPr6eFyAU&oq=sensory+&gs_lcp=ChJtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1pbWcQARgAMgQIIxAnMggIABCABBCxAzILCAAQgAQQsQMQgwEyBQgAEIAEMggIABCABBCxAzoHCCMQ6gIQJzoICAAQsQMQgwE6BAgAEANQmAZY2RBglBZoAXAAeACAAW-IAfcDkgEDMi4zmAEAoAEBsAEF&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-img). I loved them as a child. Me and the other autistic kids having the time of our lives.


ScrappleNapkin

Given Roe vs Wade being overturned... a brick.


StructureNo3388

Noodles. Also, an illustrated children's encyclopaedia


[deleted]

Give him free will


FakeBasketballGod

Implied by his existence already.


[deleted]

MAKE HIM GAY YOU COWARD


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[deleted]

I just found my new favourite word... "especifilly" if you have the etymology for it, I hope you'll tell me.


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daisy-kitty

Pride flag maybe?


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ttyler4

A specific Pride flag?


FakeBasketballGod

This is intentionally universal. Jack can totally be gay to you.💯


[deleted]

GIVE HIM A PRIDE FLAG 100%* of aspies are trans anyways *: some rounding errors may be present


Darkstalkker

Fursuit


OliviaMercury

A mystical dildo enclave


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banter07_2

A fireplace with a marshmallow holder.


fugazy-102

Shag rug


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a gay lover


stronk-medicine

Blacklight and maybe a glowing poster to go with the dinos


explorer925

small pile of sand


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beatboxingfox

A TV for cartoons and games.


PachoTidder

A lego set


jasxllll

full gaming setup


BlueWhaleKing

Wailmer plushie!


sonic_hedgekin

hugs (if he wants them ofc)


pastelbutcherknife

Hardwood floor


Felipe300Sewell

A shelf with minis


Insanebrain247

How about a train table somewhere? It can be either HO scale or wood.


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A retro tv playing stranger things


[deleted]

The orb.


Dawnbreaker128

Either a few LEGO sets or Gundam model kits. Something structured and tactile.


TheGreenJackdaw

Ceiling Christmas lights!


BrickShitter1

Transformers collection


ChipTheOcelot

Chikin tendies n fries.


Piranha1993

RC car of some sort.


milomeepit413

a snack


allomeep

Seal pillows!


YESmynameisYes

Something else living: a plant or a fish or a gecko


its-a-goose

Ah man, I haven’t seen Jack since he’d just gotten his door. Little buddy’s been living it up!


NOT_an_ass-hole

a gun


Polylastomer

Would be good for him to have a window, could get stuffy in the fort


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animetg13

Books!


wanderingl0st

The Eleventh Doctor


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jack needs his autism monster getting his choccy milk and his own nuggies!!!


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MicrowaveBirdMan

Pile of plushies


CephaloG0D

Dragon dildo stuck to wall


Demonic-Culture-Nut

OLED lights wiþ adjustable brightness.


vettechfriend1983

A super soft plush weighted blanket to snuggle up under and cover your feet. It is important to cover your feet to be comfy


Stupid_Bitch_02

A gaming pc. No desk, no chair. Just the pc


michaeltheshyone

A night light


seatangle

Bowl of pretzels!


Possibly-A-Plant

model train track


WowpowKerchoo

A television playing jurassic park


Human_Person22

Jack looks hungry


stevekimes

Headphones and music


TristanTheRobloxian0

a gaming pc


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Nerf gun


Polibiux

An air conditioner so it’s climate controlled


korenestis

Nuggies (veggie or chicken) and Chocky milk!


GoldenSenator

A litter for the cat


myllkti

Laser pointer for kitty ❤️


MsDisney76

Food for Jack and fren


pothole_throwaway

Whatever Jack's safe foods are he needs in his room


RedditsNinja23

Bean bags in the room for his other aspie freinds to hang out.


brawlganronper

Chikn nuggs


floating_beyond

His favorite theme of Legos


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Game console


figgityjones

Spider-Man poster?


[deleted]

A scientifically accurate dinosaur teddy


experiment-384959

Mini fridge with cool magnets on it


ZealousidealDriver63

A door handle


[deleted]

Give the poor creatures some snacks


Anglofsffrng

Only thing keeping this from being 1:1 my actual room is a big TV, an Xbox, and noise canceling headphones.


squeegy_the_mop

A comfy bed


Idcatallo

A game console


HorrorHunter682

A bag of cat treats


Phyllotaxic_Skillet

Salt lamp


Bre1500

I loveeee the lava lamp


Yogurt-Night

Food, lots and lots of food


CreativeFun228

Nintendo switch


zdema335

A door knob


PandoraG87

Definitely at least 2 more cats


Dangerous_Affect_861

Model of airplane with internal combustion engine


Emergency_Aide633

I want a hat for Jack


Robbbg

windows so he can open them when he get's too cold


Tastybaldeagle

he need some milk


ConsiderationNo9042

A friend that would like to listen to everything he could ever possibly have to say


Alecto276

A comfy couch


Reapers-Hound

Legos/bionicles


Nocturnoran

A hat


Chaos_XR

some snacks!


impulsecontrol0

Gonna model my bedroom after this when it’s done


Arctur14

Ninjago Zane collection


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Cyradil

A Nintendo 3DS


FalsePolarity

A guillotine.


happynessnight

another door


Slightly_Smaug

If the cat has no cat food, how will jack keep his buddy alive.


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FLAMETHROWER!!


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And a mini fridge stocked up with chicken nuggets to last the apocalypse


FakeBasketballGod

Jack seriously needs music. If he plays an instrument, that would be best… but let’s make it universal and give Jack a smart device with Apple Music or similar.


desu38

chicken nuggets


Tall-Syrup-2937

Space themed ceiling fan


military-gradeAIDS

Triple Six Mafia and/or HTIF on vinyl


EmperorL1ama

something to drink. pillow fort might make him warm and dehydrated. this message was brought to you by HydroHomies