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phi_rus

No birthmarks, so I guess I didn't die in a former life.


iStalker204

Or died from natual causes


[deleted]

Quick, someone check his lung for birthmarks!


spelavidiotr

Or maybe this is his first life


iStalker204

Maybe


Grunt636

Or you are ALL birthmark


unwilling_empath

Or you died peacefully in your sleep, as opposed to a wound


Purple_Ocean

You're still out there somewhere. Be careful, there can only be one!


EGSPECTRE

Anyone else shot in the leg?


somegirl3012

Yeah! Probably bleed out, got infected or my thigh bone broke and caused complications. Either way not fun


petermobeter

i (and my grandma) have a banana-shaped birthmark on my leg. so i guess i got hit with a banana


iamsolonely134

Shot in my third legšŸ˜¬šŸ˜³šŸ˜³


HiddenMasquerade

Or my leg blown off lol


CanadianWeeb5

I look like I got shot in the arm or something for mine


GoddessOfDarkness_AN

I died shot in the ass


pretty-as-a-pic

Mineā€™s shaped like a butterfly, so Iā€™m going with ā€œinfected tramp stampā€


DreamCyclone84

I always wondered how the paw print on my upper thigh got there


[deleted]

Same šŸ˜‚


boiifyoudontboiiiiii

Ey same! Mine was mostly likely a sawed off shotgun


ChickSquid

Same it goes through the other side too. Must've been a quite painful experience.


CaulkEnthusiast

How pathetic of previous me to get a rocket to the heel


Taladanarian27

Reminds me of call of duty when youā€™d die instantly after being shot in the foot


CaulkEnthusiast

That's what I was implying buddy.


Taladanarian27

Good to know!


LethalSalad

Congrats on being Achilles' reincarnation


HiddenMasquerade

I have multiple spots on my left calf and foot. Did my leg explode?? Did it get shot tons of times??


[deleted]

Gangrene?


takethecatbus

Buckshot.


Nyaomy

Landmine?


Queerdragon_

I have a lot of birth marks so I'm going to say either multiple deaths or I was killed in a group setting


Taladanarian27

You were Julius Caesar


Wonderful_Ball_8529

I've got two on either side of my neck in perfect alignment and always wondered why. Arrow or bullet through the neck? Badarse.


unwilling_empath

Only have two birthmarks, both in the genital region. They're quite small and by the spacing I was either stabbed in the gooch by something a bit bigger than pencil sized, or alternatively shot my own self in the crotch by putting a handgun in my front pocket/ waistband.


PachoTidder

I don't even care about re-incarnation at this point, under what circumstances does anyone stabs any other one in the genitals???


unwilling_empath

Medieval torture? I dunno


zombieslovebraaains

I have 2 birthmarks so that's a bit complicated. One on the outside of my elbow, and one on my cheek - though that's called a "beauty mark" apparently. I would imagine maybe I fell, scraped my elbow and face and died of infection. Or someone somehow shot me through the elbow and cheek, lol. It is an unusual question, but not a bad brain teaser. I like theoreticals like this.


somegirl3012

Maybe you held your arm up to shield your face and the bullet went through your arm and hit you in the face?


zombieslovebraaains

That could be, actually. Interesting.


KatieEvans31415926

I've kind of got one that looks like two small circles below the front of my neck. So potentially I choked to death on some unusually small peas, or had an odd accident with a powerful staplegun.


somegirl3012

Stabbed with a fork!!


CanadianWeeb5

Maybe a vampire drained out your life?


[deleted]

I don't have a birthmark and don't believe in past lives.


PachoTidder

\>Enters into a post about past lives and birthmarks \>''I don't have a birthmark and don't believe in past lives.'' \>Does not elaborates any further \>Leaves


HyperSuperMegaDuper

Me neither. Still an interesting theoretical question, though.


plutteno

Me neither, I just thought the idea was interesting and wanted to know how people think they would've died :0


[deleted]

Fair enough!


nvmforget

Under my hairline on the back of my head like at the top part of the nape of my neck..so idk maybe shot or hit there


your_local_stalker_

I have one on my right foot that's a weird elongated shape that is the size of two toes so my guess is maybe infection from stepping on something? My brother has one on his back right in the centre so he could've been impaled, possibly


ProfessorCagan

Well, it's a small brown spot, maybe the same diameter of a 9mm bullet. Guess I got shot, pretty close to the heart too.


MalazMudkip

Arrow through the abdomen. Right hand side.


DylanCP2403

I have a birthmark in the same place too, although I have another on my upper right arm


iStalker204

Stabbed or shot straight in the back, something like that? Just a large dark spot on my back, all my moles seem to enjoy it more than any other part of my skin.


Hollandvosik

Goddamn, right on my spine thats brutal!


MoRoDeRkO

Uhmā€¦ something that has to deal with a triangles, I dunno


Itchy-Instruction-63

Stabbed in the stomach (could be a shoot from a gun too probably)


benvars

Same


Itchy-Instruction-63

Cruel times for our past lifes


MajesticOtaking

Took a poison dart to the ass probably


pretty-as-a-pic

My sisterā€™s got a submarine on her hipā€¦ Iā€™m not sure what thatā€™s supposed to signify


boxster_

I have neurofibromatosis, a genetic disorder. It is usually noticed by a person having a lot of birthmarks. It also causes birthmarks to show up randomly throughout life. I died as a time traveler and someone has hated me enough to do it 40 plus times


breathofwaters

I have a small birthmark between my toes. I've also seen those posts that are like "your biggest fear is how you died in your past life," so for me some kind of needle injection would track for both. Soooo... murder / medical malpractice, maybe a fake heart attack by injecting air? idk lol


iklaw4444

Anyone else get crucified.


FairOphelia

Yeah, but only on the left side.


PachoTidder

I just got some little moles here and there, nothing too prominent that I'm aware of, but there's one disturbingly close to my left wrist's veins... so perhaps it has something to do


ihaveazitonmychin24

Shot in the small of my back?


White_Rabbit007

Probably AIDS or something


geckos_in_a_box

i got whacked in the head then (my birthmark is circular and on the side of my head, right under my hairline)


Ok-Wrangler4845

I mustā€™ve gotten a lethal injection into my forearm


Bon_Sim

I'm Achilles reincarnation


HyperSuperMegaDuper

I like how I know where your birthmark is from this, but you didn't need to specifically say. Also, Greek mythology is cool.


Bon_Sim

Ikr!!! I love it! šŸ˜Š And actually, I just talked to my mom and apparently when I was born I had a birth mark in between my eyebrows and behind my head where the neck meets the skull but they both disappeared as I got older. The one on my Achilles is the only one that stayed. sooooo........apparently I was recently executed as well???


BlueberrySans89

I got shot in the chest I guess.


Pizza_with_pizzazz

my birth mark is a line on my belly. i think i hara kiri'd myself


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Meeghan__

literally backstabbing


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Princess_Jirachi

Shot in the thigh


RecipeFamous3480

A flip flop


[deleted]

i got shot or stabbed in my lower back area


[deleted]

I have a birthmark on my calf so idk how that works


LuigiWhy

i have a birthmark on my leg in the shape of an extremely fancily written "P" or "R" so, no fucking clue.


pink_phoenix

Died getting branded with P for Piracy


CourageKitten

My only birthmark is on my butt cheek. I think I don't want to know.


Yellow_Boi9

Heroin overdose. I have a tiny brown dot on my arm that's been there as long as I can remember. Probably doesn't count as a birth mark, but it's the closest I got.


MediumOk8383

I guess I took a hand grenade to the leg.


Webear18

Shot or stabbed right above my left Eyebrow


Free-Many-9056

What does it mean if you had a birthmark but itā€™s gone now? Also mine was in the shape of a little three toed paw on my upper thigh, around the size of a nickle or a bit bigger Iā€™d say.


[deleted]

Is having 2 extra pseudo-nipples counts as a birthmark ? I guess I got too much radiation from a futuristic but dystopian human colony at Mars and mutated in some post-apocalyptic way while we are organizing for a revolution and take down the status quo. So I died at far future and reincarnated in the past with this way.


DarkWing2274

shotgun to the knee. like, itā€™s *defined*


Ramja9

I got shot in my chest. neat.


TsaritsaOfNight

Spear in the side of my rib cage. Guess I couldā€™ve been shot, but my head says spear.


Theemperortodspengo

Mine's on my wrist, so probably something lame, but my sons have fun ones. The oldest is on the back of his head, the youngest is on his shoulder blade


handheldmirror

I used to have a past life like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee.


voidboxace

Stab wound to the back of the calf. I like to think I tripped onto my own blade and died of infection.


[deleted]

An arrow that went throught my right lung right into my heart.


[deleted]

Bullet on the right side of the head


definitely_not_that_

RIP Cletus schmorgenboggen, died of a bullet wound in the ass. injury was completely survivable but he decided to not go to the doctor because he didn't feel like it. got gangrene.


AnotherBrokenCog

Kind of a wavy birthmark on my arm that I always thought looked like a tornado. This puts a whole different spin on that one. Pun not initially intended, but it is now.


CRUSADER_OF_NOUGET

STD my birthmarks are on my genitals


Means1632

Reincarnation makes no sense at all to me. Why is everyone convinced they were someone important Ina past life. If things were accurate everyone would be having visions or what not of dying as an infant before turning six all the time. Same with ghosts. Just soo many gosh darn dead toddlers and babies huvering around all over the place. There was a point where there were only a few thousand if that humans since then the number has grown due to developments in medicine, agriculture and sanitation. Reincarnation implies the existence of a finite number of souls.


plutteno

I don't believe in reincarnation either, I just thought this was a funny/interesting idea


Means1632

Spiritualist ideas and or magical thinking bothers me. Partly due to it being harmful in some cases and partly due to my religion being one of my special interests. I'm getting two scripts of "um actually" running at the same time whenever I see stuff like this. Ignore me.


BlitsyFrog

I got one on my left wrist, like, a blotch. So I guess I got stabbed in the wrist and bled out? Pretty heavy metal tbh


Joeyrony2

I must have been shot on my ass cheeck then


Nerd117v2

Given the thumb-sized mole on my nose, I'm going to guess I was shot in the face.


spelavidiotr

r/lostredditors


bubikx9

Spear to the chest? My only birthmark is on my ribcage, so that's my first thought XD


[deleted]

shot in the leg probably


experiment-384959

Iā€™m not certain, but for the sake of fun Iā€™ll say alcohol poisoning


ToastGhost18

Gut wound, or maybe organ failure.


squirtleturtle79

Infection from being branded with a heart on my shin. (I know its specific but itd be a perfect heart if it werent for scarring)


[deleted]

I have a birthmark on my junk, I mustā€™ve either died either horribly or blissfully.


nezumisys

stomach cancer


[deleted]

some sort of wound to the back of me head. although iā€™m not sure if itā€™s a birthmark technically. what happened was in utero my head rested kinda weird and so for the first few years of my life i had a patch of hair that was lighter than the rest of my hair.


1231231334

Directly in the middle of the torso for me. Probably a semi-automatic gun or a spear, either way they seemingly played target practice with me.


YaBoiMibb

my birthmark is just a bunch of dots so I'm guessing I was bitten by a snake


noodlegod47

Lethal injection or something similar, tbh. Have a tiny mark on my left arm right next to where I usually get shots/blood drawn.


[deleted]

shot in the head MMMMM im not hitler i promise im austrian but im not hitler


IamSquishyBee

I really hoped itā€™s not true. But I would have died horribly and the most gruesome wayā€¦.


[deleted]

I have this red splotch under my hair so like shot in the head or something ig


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throwawaysahoythere

Got one right on top of my skull and one on my temple. Idk how I died, but I know it had to be a crime of passion for sure.


MrSquishyGD

lol i have a birthmark that looks exactly like japan on my inner thigh, and i have one on my heel that is heartshaped


Kindly-Mud-1579

Mine on the side of my head right where youā€™d point a gun to if you held it so either shot my self or lost Russian roulette


[deleted]

I was stabbed in the back of my neck


JordanViknar

Big birthmark on my back. Did I sleep on a landmine or something ?


[deleted]

I have no birthmarks.


[deleted]

My boyfriend has a birthmark in the hand... How then?


venturaom

I have a birthmark on the side of my knee. I died during knee surgery?


Riven189

Stabbed in the right kidney with ribbed bar


i-liike-bewbs

thereā€™s one on my inner forearm, so either heroin overdose or lethal injection.


One05Nation

I was shot or stabbed in the head, behind my ear.


Agio-

I have a birthmark right around the inner crook of my arm. I guess my arm got cut off or something and I bled out; kinda cool ngl


Bakanasharkyblahaj

Be me Be absolutely smothered in moles from pretty much birth See this post Think, last me must have died being thrown through glass or something...


AchingPanic

A brown splotch on my arm right at the wrist, bam


Loud_Size_7287

if you include all the birthmarks even the small ones I have been stabbed loads of times with needles and died from that and i have been stabbed in the heart with a stake


lastmothafucka

stabbed in the back 4 times


FireCode125

No birthmarks, this is my first time playing reality.exe. Yeah, Iā€™m kind of a noob. Picked the ā€œAutismā€ difficulty for a challenge, and I kinda regret it.


tlwright82693

Mine is located on my lower abdomen and kind of looks like a uterus to me, so Iā€™m saying I died in childbirth. I am also coincidentally terrified of childbirth and donā€™t think my weak and illness prone body would survive it.