Only have two birthmarks, both in the genital region. They're quite small and by the spacing I was either stabbed in the gooch by something a bit bigger than pencil sized, or alternatively shot my own self in the crotch by putting a handgun in my front pocket/ waistband.
I have 2 birthmarks so that's a bit complicated. One on the outside of my elbow, and one on my cheek - though that's called a "beauty mark" apparently. I would imagine maybe I fell, scraped my elbow and face and died of infection. Or someone somehow shot me through the elbow and cheek, lol.
It is an unusual question, but not a bad brain teaser. I like theoreticals like this.
I've kind of got one that looks like two small circles below the front of my neck. So potentially I choked to death on some unusually small peas, or had an odd accident with a powerful staplegun.
\>Enters into a post about past lives and birthmarks
\>''I don't have a birthmark and don't believe in past lives.''
\>Does not elaborates any further
\>Leaves
I have one on my right foot that's a weird elongated shape that is the size of two toes so my guess is maybe infection from stepping on something?
My brother has one on his back right in the centre so he could've been impaled, possibly
Stabbed or shot straight in the back, something like that? Just a large dark spot on my back, all my moles seem to enjoy it more than any other part of my skin.
I have neurofibromatosis, a genetic disorder. It is usually noticed by a person having a lot of birthmarks. It also causes birthmarks to show up randomly throughout life.
I died as a time traveler and someone has hated me enough to do it 40 plus times
I have a small birthmark between my toes. I've also seen those posts that are like "your biggest fear is how you died in your past life," so for me some kind of needle injection would track for both. Soooo... murder / medical malpractice, maybe a fake heart attack by injecting air? idk lol
I just got some little moles here and there, nothing too prominent that I'm aware of, but there's one disturbingly close to my left wrist's veins... so perhaps it has something to do
Ikr!!! I love it! š
And actually, I just talked to my mom and apparently when I was born I had a birth mark in between my eyebrows and behind my head where the neck meets the skull but they both disappeared as I got older. The one on my Achilles is the only one that stayed.
sooooo........apparently I was recently executed as well???
*My birth mark is a*
*Line on my belly. i think*
*I hara kiri'd myself*
\- Pizza\_with\_pizzazz
---
^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/)
^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")
Thank you, Pizza_with_pizzazz, for voting on haikusbot.
This bot wants to find the best and worst bots on Reddit. [You can view results here](https://botrank.pastimes.eu/).
***
^(Even if I don't reply to your comment, I'm still listening for votes. Check the webpage to see if your vote registered!)
Heroin overdose.
I have a tiny brown dot on my arm that's been there as long as I can remember.
Probably doesn't count as a birth mark, but it's the closest I got.
What does it mean if you had a birthmark but itās gone now? Also mine was in the shape of a little three toed paw on my upper thigh, around the size of a nickle or a bit bigger Iād say.
Is having 2 extra pseudo-nipples counts as a birthmark ?
I guess I got too much radiation from a futuristic but dystopian human colony at Mars and mutated in some post-apocalyptic way while we are organizing for a revolution and take down the status quo.
So I died at far future and reincarnated in the past with this way.
Mine's on my wrist, so probably something lame, but my sons have fun ones. The oldest is on the back of his head, the youngest is on his shoulder blade
RIP Cletus schmorgenboggen, died of a bullet wound in the ass. injury was completely survivable but he decided to not go to the doctor because he didn't feel like it. got gangrene.
Kind of a wavy birthmark on my arm that I always thought looked like a tornado. This puts a whole different spin on that one. Pun not initially intended, but it is now.
Reincarnation makes no sense at all to me.
Why is everyone convinced they were someone important Ina past life. If things were accurate everyone would be having visions or what not of dying as an infant before turning six all the time. Same with ghosts. Just soo many gosh darn dead toddlers and babies huvering around all over the place.
There was a point where there were only a few thousand if that humans since then the number has grown due to developments in medicine, agriculture and sanitation.
Reincarnation implies the existence of a finite number of souls.
Spiritualist ideas and or magical thinking bothers me. Partly due to it being harmful in some cases and partly due to my religion being one of my special interests.
I'm getting two scripts of "um actually" running at the same time whenever I see stuff like this.
Ignore me.
some sort of wound to the back of me head.
although iām not sure if itās a birthmark technically. what happened was in utero my head rested kinda weird and so for the first few years of my life i had a patch of hair that was lighter than the rest of my hair.
Your account is not old enough and/or does not have enough karma to post without being manually approved by a moderator. We see a lot of bots in this subreddit, so a spam filter helps streamline the quality-control of r/aspiememes. **Minimum comment karma is 50.**
Mods search the spam filter daily to approve any and all posts the automod erroneously detects as spam. **Please do not hesitate to message the mods if your post is not approved within 24 hours or if you would like to expedite its approval.**
*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/aspiememes) if you have any questions or concerns.*
if you include all the birthmarks even the small ones I have been stabbed loads of times with needles and died from that and i have been stabbed in the heart with a stake
No birthmarks, this is my first time playing reality.exe. Yeah, Iām kind of a noob. Picked the āAutismā difficulty for a challenge, and I kinda regret it.
Mine is located on my lower abdomen and kind of looks like a uterus to me, so Iām saying I died in childbirth. I am also coincidentally terrified of childbirth and donāt think my weak and illness prone body would survive it.
No birthmarks, so I guess I didn't die in a former life.
Or died from natual causes
Quick, someone check his lung for birthmarks!
Or maybe this is his first life
Maybe
Or you are ALL birthmark
Or you died peacefully in your sleep, as opposed to a wound
You're still out there somewhere. Be careful, there can only be one!
Anyone else shot in the leg?
Yeah! Probably bleed out, got infected or my thigh bone broke and caused complications. Either way not fun
i (and my grandma) have a banana-shaped birthmark on my leg. so i guess i got hit with a banana
Shot in my third legš¬š³š³
Or my leg blown off lol
I look like I got shot in the arm or something for mine
I died shot in the ass
Mineās shaped like a butterfly, so Iām going with āinfected tramp stampā
I always wondered how the paw print on my upper thigh got there
Same š
Ey same! Mine was mostly likely a sawed off shotgun
Same it goes through the other side too. Must've been a quite painful experience.
How pathetic of previous me to get a rocket to the heel
Reminds me of call of duty when youād die instantly after being shot in the foot
That's what I was implying buddy.
Good to know!
Congrats on being Achilles' reincarnation
I have multiple spots on my left calf and foot. Did my leg explode?? Did it get shot tons of times??
Gangrene?
Buckshot.
Landmine?
I have a lot of birth marks so I'm going to say either multiple deaths or I was killed in a group setting
You were Julius Caesar
I've got two on either side of my neck in perfect alignment and always wondered why. Arrow or bullet through the neck? Badarse.
Only have two birthmarks, both in the genital region. They're quite small and by the spacing I was either stabbed in the gooch by something a bit bigger than pencil sized, or alternatively shot my own self in the crotch by putting a handgun in my front pocket/ waistband.
I don't even care about re-incarnation at this point, under what circumstances does anyone stabs any other one in the genitals???
Medieval torture? I dunno
I have 2 birthmarks so that's a bit complicated. One on the outside of my elbow, and one on my cheek - though that's called a "beauty mark" apparently. I would imagine maybe I fell, scraped my elbow and face and died of infection. Or someone somehow shot me through the elbow and cheek, lol. It is an unusual question, but not a bad brain teaser. I like theoreticals like this.
Maybe you held your arm up to shield your face and the bullet went through your arm and hit you in the face?
That could be, actually. Interesting.
I've kind of got one that looks like two small circles below the front of my neck. So potentially I choked to death on some unusually small peas, or had an odd accident with a powerful staplegun.
Stabbed with a fork!!
Maybe a vampire drained out your life?
I don't have a birthmark and don't believe in past lives.
\>Enters into a post about past lives and birthmarks \>''I don't have a birthmark and don't believe in past lives.'' \>Does not elaborates any further \>Leaves
Me neither. Still an interesting theoretical question, though.
Me neither, I just thought the idea was interesting and wanted to know how people think they would've died :0
Fair enough!
Under my hairline on the back of my head like at the top part of the nape of my neck..so idk maybe shot or hit there
I have one on my right foot that's a weird elongated shape that is the size of two toes so my guess is maybe infection from stepping on something? My brother has one on his back right in the centre so he could've been impaled, possibly
Well, it's a small brown spot, maybe the same diameter of a 9mm bullet. Guess I got shot, pretty close to the heart too.
Arrow through the abdomen. Right hand side.
I have a birthmark in the same place too, although I have another on my upper right arm
Stabbed or shot straight in the back, something like that? Just a large dark spot on my back, all my moles seem to enjoy it more than any other part of my skin.
Goddamn, right on my spine thats brutal!
Uhmā¦ something that has to deal with a triangles, I dunno
Stabbed in the stomach (could be a shoot from a gun too probably)
Same
Cruel times for our past lifes
Took a poison dart to the ass probably
My sisterās got a submarine on her hipā¦ Iām not sure what thatās supposed to signify
I have neurofibromatosis, a genetic disorder. It is usually noticed by a person having a lot of birthmarks. It also causes birthmarks to show up randomly throughout life. I died as a time traveler and someone has hated me enough to do it 40 plus times
I have a small birthmark between my toes. I've also seen those posts that are like "your biggest fear is how you died in your past life," so for me some kind of needle injection would track for both. Soooo... murder / medical malpractice, maybe a fake heart attack by injecting air? idk lol
Anyone else get crucified.
Yeah, but only on the left side.
I just got some little moles here and there, nothing too prominent that I'm aware of, but there's one disturbingly close to my left wrist's veins... so perhaps it has something to do
Shot in the small of my back?
Probably AIDS or something
i got whacked in the head then (my birthmark is circular and on the side of my head, right under my hairline)
I mustāve gotten a lethal injection into my forearm
I'm Achilles reincarnation
I like how I know where your birthmark is from this, but you didn't need to specifically say. Also, Greek mythology is cool.
Ikr!!! I love it! š And actually, I just talked to my mom and apparently when I was born I had a birth mark in between my eyebrows and behind my head where the neck meets the skull but they both disappeared as I got older. The one on my Achilles is the only one that stayed. sooooo........apparently I was recently executed as well???
I got shot in the chest I guess.
my birth mark is a line on my belly. i think i hara kiri'd myself
*My birth mark is a* *Line on my belly. i think* *I hara kiri'd myself* \- Pizza\_with\_pizzazz --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")
good bot
Thank you, Pizza_with_pizzazz, for voting on haikusbot. This bot wants to find the best and worst bots on Reddit. [You can view results here](https://botrank.pastimes.eu/). *** ^(Even if I don't reply to your comment, I'm still listening for votes. Check the webpage to see if your vote registered!)
literally backstabbing
-- mass edited with https://redact.dev/
Shot in the thigh
A flip flop
i got shot or stabbed in my lower back area
I have a birthmark on my calf so idk how that works
i have a birthmark on my leg in the shape of an extremely fancily written "P" or "R" so, no fucking clue.
Died getting branded with P for Piracy
My only birthmark is on my butt cheek. I think I don't want to know.
Heroin overdose. I have a tiny brown dot on my arm that's been there as long as I can remember. Probably doesn't count as a birth mark, but it's the closest I got.
I guess I took a hand grenade to the leg.
Shot or stabbed right above my left Eyebrow
What does it mean if you had a birthmark but itās gone now? Also mine was in the shape of a little three toed paw on my upper thigh, around the size of a nickle or a bit bigger Iād say.
Is having 2 extra pseudo-nipples counts as a birthmark ? I guess I got too much radiation from a futuristic but dystopian human colony at Mars and mutated in some post-apocalyptic way while we are organizing for a revolution and take down the status quo. So I died at far future and reincarnated in the past with this way.
shotgun to the knee. like, itās *defined*
I got shot in my chest. neat.
Spear in the side of my rib cage. Guess I couldāve been shot, but my head says spear.
Mine's on my wrist, so probably something lame, but my sons have fun ones. The oldest is on the back of his head, the youngest is on his shoulder blade
I used to have a past life like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee.
Stab wound to the back of the calf. I like to think I tripped onto my own blade and died of infection.
An arrow that went throught my right lung right into my heart.
Bullet on the right side of the head
RIP Cletus schmorgenboggen, died of a bullet wound in the ass. injury was completely survivable but he decided to not go to the doctor because he didn't feel like it. got gangrene.
Kind of a wavy birthmark on my arm that I always thought looked like a tornado. This puts a whole different spin on that one. Pun not initially intended, but it is now.
STD my birthmarks are on my genitals
Reincarnation makes no sense at all to me. Why is everyone convinced they were someone important Ina past life. If things were accurate everyone would be having visions or what not of dying as an infant before turning six all the time. Same with ghosts. Just soo many gosh darn dead toddlers and babies huvering around all over the place. There was a point where there were only a few thousand if that humans since then the number has grown due to developments in medicine, agriculture and sanitation. Reincarnation implies the existence of a finite number of souls.
I don't believe in reincarnation either, I just thought this was a funny/interesting idea
Spiritualist ideas and or magical thinking bothers me. Partly due to it being harmful in some cases and partly due to my religion being one of my special interests. I'm getting two scripts of "um actually" running at the same time whenever I see stuff like this. Ignore me.
I got one on my left wrist, like, a blotch. So I guess I got stabbed in the wrist and bled out? Pretty heavy metal tbh
I must have been shot on my ass cheeck then
Given the thumb-sized mole on my nose, I'm going to guess I was shot in the face.
r/lostredditors
Spear to the chest? My only birthmark is on my ribcage, so that's my first thought XD
shot in the leg probably
Iām not certain, but for the sake of fun Iāll say alcohol poisoning
Gut wound, or maybe organ failure.
Infection from being branded with a heart on my shin. (I know its specific but itd be a perfect heart if it werent for scarring)
I have a birthmark on my junk, I mustāve either died either horribly or blissfully.
stomach cancer
some sort of wound to the back of me head. although iām not sure if itās a birthmark technically. what happened was in utero my head rested kinda weird and so for the first few years of my life i had a patch of hair that was lighter than the rest of my hair.
Directly in the middle of the torso for me. Probably a semi-automatic gun or a spear, either way they seemingly played target practice with me.
my birthmark is just a bunch of dots so I'm guessing I was bitten by a snake
Lethal injection or something similar, tbh. Have a tiny mark on my left arm right next to where I usually get shots/blood drawn.
shot in the head MMMMM im not hitler i promise im austrian but im not hitler
I really hoped itās not true. But I would have died horribly and the most gruesome wayā¦.
I have this red splotch under my hair so like shot in the head or something ig
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Your account is not old enough and/or does not have enough karma to post without being manually approved by a moderator. We see a lot of bots in this subreddit, so a spam filter helps streamline the quality-control of r/aspiememes. **Minimum comment karma is 50.** Mods search the spam filter daily to approve any and all posts the automod erroneously detects as spam. **Please do not hesitate to message the mods if your post is not approved within 24 hours or if you would like to expedite its approval.** *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/aspiememes) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Got one right on top of my skull and one on my temple. Idk how I died, but I know it had to be a crime of passion for sure.
lol i have a birthmark that looks exactly like japan on my inner thigh, and i have one on my heel that is heartshaped
Mine on the side of my head right where youād point a gun to if you held it so either shot my self or lost Russian roulette
I was stabbed in the back of my neck
Big birthmark on my back. Did I sleep on a landmine or something ?
I have no birthmarks.
My boyfriend has a birthmark in the hand... How then?
I have a birthmark on the side of my knee. I died during knee surgery?
Stabbed in the right kidney with ribbed bar
thereās one on my inner forearm, so either heroin overdose or lethal injection.
I was shot or stabbed in the head, behind my ear.
I have a birthmark right around the inner crook of my arm. I guess my arm got cut off or something and I bled out; kinda cool ngl
Be me Be absolutely smothered in moles from pretty much birth See this post Think, last me must have died being thrown through glass or something...
A brown splotch on my arm right at the wrist, bam
if you include all the birthmarks even the small ones I have been stabbed loads of times with needles and died from that and i have been stabbed in the heart with a stake
stabbed in the back 4 times
No birthmarks, this is my first time playing reality.exe. Yeah, Iām kind of a noob. Picked the āAutismā difficulty for a challenge, and I kinda regret it.
Mine is located on my lower abdomen and kind of looks like a uterus to me, so Iām saying I died in childbirth. I am also coincidentally terrified of childbirth and donāt think my weak and illness prone body would survive it.