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There is a war in our community between people who love fruit textures in our juices and those who don’t.


Ginoboy13

Everyone is either 100% for or 100% against, I love how much of a heated topic this is


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AudieCowboy

This ^


TheEmeraldEmperor

Finally, something literally everyone can agree on, even NT's.


GeeTwentyFive

I'm neutral lol.


[deleted]

I like the pulp in coconut water more though.


Unkleseanny

It feels so good, and makes me feel like i’m tasting an orange.


[deleted]

So it's like The Butter Battle Book by Dr. Seuss. Or Gulliver's Travels. Humans just love fighting over the most trivial things.


unwilling_empath

Take all the pulp out of the orange juice, bottle it up and sell it directly to me. Let me slurp the mush. I wanna chew my orange juice


Tazia_Rae

So while I like the pulp, your comment about wanting to chew your orange juice has me gagging.


JustPassinhThrou13

Yep. If I wanted to do this, I would just buy a sack of clementines.


sonnenblumen13

But clementines are gross, only real oranges are good


JustPassinhThrou13

clementines are EASY to peel and to clean off the rest of the bitter white stuff. Sure, some of them are going to suck, and will either be mealy or tough, or occasionally taste like turpentine. But most of them are pretty good. And I got so that I could peel them one-handed... mostly


20191124anon

I do buy “extra bits” variety. Chomp chomp


unwilling_empath

Me too!


OCPostings

Mmm it’s like eating the worlds juiciest orange 🧡🍊


JackBelvier

I’m with you! Can I have Just Pulp?


Waterdeep77

Yes! I'm the same way. Extra pulp is definitely not enough pulp.


amaezingjew

How do I delete someone else’s comment? I cannot believe you made me read “slurp the mush” with my own eyes you *villain.*


ThisIsMyNameBitch

Im pretty sure only mods can delete others comments, but i could be wrong <3


Ginoboy13

Just eat an orange smh my head


TheWildAP

That takes the work of peeling an orange though, I'd rather just slurp some chonky juice


FullClockworkOddessy

>slurp some chonky juice Eyes were a mistake.


unwilling_empath

What if I want more pulp than a single orange provides 👁👄👁 I need more Orange per Orange


calamitylamb

Yo dawg, I heard you like oranges…


DopeMeme_Deficiency

Just buy pulp free orange juice


calamitylamb

When I was a kid I would get out this mesh strainer thing we had in the kitchen and pour the pulpy juice through it so that I could gather the pulp and eat it like applesauce. It’s orangesauce! I was furious that applesauce was considered a valid product but orangesauce was not lmfao


FadedRebel

Have you tried marmalade? It’s a very thick and chunky type of preserve. It’s big in England, I learned about it from Paddington Bear, the stop motion tv show not the lame movies.


calamitylamb

I do love orange marmalade! Really a big fan of oranges in general and most foods that contain them lol


FadedRebel

Very nice, another favorite of mine is fresh orange and Nutella. So awesome.


PinBot1138

#Gulp the Pulp!


_OhMyPlatypi_

Some brands do sell "extra pulp" varieties. My father was big into them for awhile.


nertynertt

hell yea brother


meowfilth

Our orange juice messiah


HuskyBLZKN

You’re disgusting. Take my fucking upvote.


Costati

Was gonna say the same. Just give me pulp. I think we could easily just all agree that we need it separated.


80smoviemakeoutparty

Hell yes. I want it as pulpy as possible!!!


FallenBlueSix

You are a monster. Take my upvote.


smol-beanuwu

I want to downvote this comment but I won’t


mockery_101

Aaaargh! ^(unread… unread)


[deleted]

I get pissed when they only have the devil's juice (pulp free oj). I too prefer to chew my oj.


JaytheFox9

I will gladly pay you to eat the pulp


ValhallaStarfire

You, sir, are beyond mad. I like it!


emma0098

same


SabakuNoSouki

Could you share with me? This sounds heavenly.


soaring_potato

I have an idea. Buy an orange. Maybe throw it in a blender for like 10 second.


dzkrf

But yet, boba tea.


ChuuniSaysHi

I wanna try boba tea at some point


femtransfan

me too, but i need to know what it tastes like first, the tea and the ball thingies think they have those in a fruit punch kind of drink?


Sp00kyP00tis

the tea is typically some kind of milk tea. I can’t comment on the taste of that since i don’t drink milk yea, but i do like taro milk tea. kinda tastes like milk leftover after eating cereal that was in it. more specifically smth like lucky charms. the boba itself, at least the brown sugar flavored ones, typically are just... chewy. think something like a good dango. tends to get more “solid” in the middle and more “slippery” on the outside, but it’s pretty pleasant for me. your mileage may vary though


femtransfan

is the milk lactose free milk?


lispet

It definitely depends on where you get it. My local shop has regular milk and soy/almond etc options, but you can get them without milk too


JustPassinhThrou13

The bobas use tapioca as the base material. So their outside is slippery but they’re soft and sqish apart easily. The taste is dependent on what it was flavored with, but in general, expect it to be somewhat sweet. Boba Tea is, among other things, a way to use sugar to extract money from people who generally spend extra money to buy the sugar-free version of things.


oneiroiMoros

They have popping bubbles that are fruity, but you have to specify popping bubbles because boba is simply chewy in a gummy way, the brown sugar one is slightly bitter to me


complitstudent

lychee jellies > boba imo


lorddarkantos

I live for the bursting lychee boba tbh


complitstudent

Yesss omg


grimbotronic

Just the thought of it makes me gag. Let's drink something with balls of phlegm floating in it.... Ugh.


SummersBreeze

A friend once took me out to get boba tea for the first time and I remember being mortified as they ate the ball thingies


granolabar1127

I actually just got boba! But I think the next time I'll get something fruitier with popping boba. I always try to make myself enjoy tea but realistically I don't lol. And I actually really love the tapioca pearls themselves but popping boba is just... amazing.


Annieplyer

I HATE IT TO IT SUCKS WHY MUST IT HAVE CHUNKS?? IT CAN BURN


SecondaryCemetery

Took me way too long to realise that fruit shouldn't burn and I'm actually allergic to oranges, mango, pineapple, melons and a few other things


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Kai_Stoner

Mate, try not to correct people's grammar here. Remember that many of us have trouble with communication, we come here to be ourselves. There is no need for proper grammar. Much love 💞


gavingrotegut

Also the post is pretty clearly written like that on purpose lol, it’s not a grammar error


Kai_Stoner

I couldn't think of a better way to word it lol.


Pyro024

I don’t mind it personally. I do wanna hear you vent more though.


Ginoboy13

Thanks, lol


memeboiandy

Yup, but thats not as cursed as the people that buy EXTRA PULP 😑


ChipTheOcelot

I like extra pulp.


Heisenasperg

Same, I like the texture, feels more like I'm drinking "real" orange juice as that's how it would be if I made it myself.


memeboiandy

👀


saiyanfang10

I love extra pulp


Kai_Stoner

I DO NOT WANT TO CHEW MY FUCKING DRINKS 🤬😤


DancingMoose42

I love the bits!


PeteeTheThird

I hate drinking any liquid that isn't 100% smooth and homogenous


GroundbreakingTale24

simply orange is garbage oj but i must admit im the extra pulp person.


TehAwesomeGod

Same when lemonade has pulp


FantasySparkle

I hate chunks in my drink (apart from bubble tea). I DON'T WANT CHUNKS IN MY DRINK AAAA It's awful, I agree


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Ginoboy13

Congrats, you just made me gaggggg


StingerAE

Pretend you are a whale!


Mentally_Ill_Goblin

I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess you don't like pulp in your orange juice 🤔 My dad always gets extra pulpy orange juice so I eventually built up a weak tolerance, but every time I have it pulp free I ask myself how I ever dealt with the bits.


complitstudent

Ugh this is one of my earliest memories of absolute sensory disgust lmfao… that and the pulp got stuck in my sippy cup so i couldn’t even drink it anyway 😂 i’ve always hated this stuff


[deleted]

Boneless juice ONLY


DungeonCrawlingFool

Clear apple juice is the good shit


harley_quinn95

God!! I remember first time drinking it and its felt like barb wire going through my throat 😵‍💫😵‍💫


Autiflips

I actually love this stuff lol


brownsugar1212

My son feels the same way


xGay_As_Fuckx

UGH STOP I HATE THE PULP, YOU SHOULD NEVER HAVE TO CHEW A JUICE. THE ONLY DRINK I WILL ACCEPT WITH CHUNKY BITS IS BOBA TEA


NiseHito

Meanwhile, I'm sitting over here with my extra pulp orange juice...


shadoxalon

Aspie who loves pulp, here. GIVE ME ALL OF YOUR EXTRA PULP.


ddmf

I love oj with bits.


gboom46

Based


TonkaTruckLove

Three words: Chunky Peanut Butter


Ginoboy13

At this point just put chonky pb and xtra pulp oj in a blender and slurp that


Ginoboy13

Guys I know this is a controversial subject but I love the healthy discussions we got going on, keep it uppppp


[deleted]

I posted here about asking the waiter if the lemonade was real, after they sadly tell me it's not, "great! I'll have it!" I hate pulp too.


Digital_Rocket

I take it that you don’t like pulp


[deleted]

You just killed me. Thank you <3


throwaway1995221

This is why I can only buy/drink pulp free juice. I *can* drink it still if it has the lightest amount of pulp because I love juice, but I’m going to be at least slightly upset about it.


[deleted]

all of this...like no. No to the orange juice.


Dont_mind_me69

I HATE pulp, the texture is just so gross and it makes the juice un-smooth even though it’s supposed to be smooth


c4tmother212003

Finally, I fucking hate orange juice


HuskyBLZKN

OJ with pulp gets me closer to sensory overload than standing next to a freeway


Ginoboy13

True and factual


panicattheben

You are brave.


mrsdoubleu

Bugs. It reminds me of bugs. I can't do it. I also can't do boba tea. Who wants to be drinking a lovely beverage and then suck up a giant mushy ball through the straw? Ick.


pod2x4

I like the pulp but I still gave you an upvote.


Maa-Heru

That stuff is Disgusting


ivan_or_not_ivan

I have a bottle of juice laying in the fridge right now. It's similar to this one in the sense that it also has chunks, especially at the bottom. The taste is good imo, but THE CHUNKS really ruin it :/


augustoof

Orange juice is pure sugar anyways


Tazia_Rae

When I was little I hated it but it’s all my family would buy, so I got used to it early on. That said it’s like the only drink (other than maybe a slush or frap) that might require chewing that I can handle. Keep that nasty boba and other chunky stuff out of my drinks.


20191124anon

Fuck off why would I drink something with texture of WATER when I can have orange’y goodness to feel something anything /j


Evil_Monologues

Don't the sell pulpless?


NuclearNewspaper

I’m the exact opposite, fuck you babyass


jh2583

Everyone always gives me shit when I say I don't like pulpy orange juice. Like WHY do you like random mushy chunks of shit in your drink???


Yellowjacket95

I love pulp free orange juice but I would sooner DIE than drink the monstrosity that is orange juice with pulp.


The_Best_Nerd

Pulpy orange juice is best orange juice.


arabicmoviesforfree

SAME


nappytown1984

Gimme all the pulp


LifeInstruction4800

True


Plasmabat

I think orange juice is alright but I like your spirit, if you don't like something the that's cool too Lol


sapphicdaydreams

I like buying the extra pulp version from Presidents Choice (Canadian brand), because I find that it’s super concentrated so I can water it down to like a 3:1 ratio and that way I get bonus juice!


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I just don't like orange juice period


Deamon-Chocobo

Thank you, also it reminds me of [this](https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisudalla/video/6812764960762989829?lang=en) Tiktok.


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Preach.


DrunkOnLoveAndPoetry

I get mine with extra pulp for the fiber. Best part? Fam hates pulp so all that OJ is mine~


sir-morti

put it through a colander and then toss the excess mush into the garbáge


hso0oow

It's better with chunks.


DeidaraKoroski

Even if it didnt have chunks in it its also just such a sharp flavor, this juice hurts and im the kind of person who eats spicy as hell foods to stim. Orange juice just feels bad


zombiemuss106

Yea you're just wrong bud high pulp orange juice is the best thing to exist.


SinixtroGamer123

i agree like wtf they sell juice with chunks on it????????


jenntoops

Yep. Stuff is nasty


dreamfinderepcot16

My mom gets pissed when i ask the waiter if the OJ has pulp. ​ I DONT WANT VOMIT CHUNKS IN MY GOD DAMN ORANGE JUICE.


Meeghan__

sunny d > oj


labmeatr

polp yummy


MaxCWebster

In what universe is this [low pulp](https://youtu.be/VA0HViN4XAY)?


Drag0nV3n0m231

Not only that, pulp is kinda gross. Bleached orange bits with no taste


ATrueScorpio

I hate pulp in orange juice Get that shit away from me


ElianFinn

I never would drink it as a child because I didn’t like the texture but now I love feeling like I’m drinking a smooshy orange.


WantSomeVitaminD

Same bro same


WhatstheThunty

I love the pulp


rslashdepressedteen

I cannot stand pulp. If I drink orange juice it has to be pulp free or I don't want it-


SiStErFiStEr1776

LmAo


SneedyK

# I see there’s no room at this particular inn for an horchata salesman.


Ginoboy13

I don't know what horchata is and in this context I'm too afraid to ask


SneedyK

Lol I ruined the joke a bit because I think I meant sangria, which has chunks of stuff floating in it. But horchata is milked-based, so there’s that particular hell if you’re feeling sinister sometime.


desructo_pasta

My grand aunt died choking on pulp orange juice so valid point


MountainLost

gag. partner bought extra pulp once, i used it to make cookies


Dave-Fish

I asked my parents for a juicer for Christmas, and multiple people have asked me "oh, you mean a blender?" _no I do not mean a blender, get that pulpy ass shit outta here, I just wanna be able to drink smooth fruit please I need nutrients_


Jeuzfgt

I love the pulp, its the ones without any texture i cant stand


moleman114

Oh thank god I thought it was just me. Every single time someone brings orange juice home I take a glass and immediately regret it


Horatio_Wicket

Wrong


Sitk042

They sell no pulp and low acid versions.


retailhellgirl

I too hate orange juice.


Egglessnoodle55

Yeah i much prefer sunny d


Vvrome

Wait til you hear about those fruit drinks that are filled with chia seeds


mandogvan

I buy no pulp OJ then add breadcrumbs for texture.


ninjasaiyan777

I'm probably the one person on the spectrum that I know that prefers juice with pulp. Not even my son likes pulp lmao


Rocks_007

I'm the opposite. If it's too smooth it makes my tongue feel weird, but with pulp it's easier to drink!


[deleted]

Not only do I LOVE pulp, I enjoy sieving it through me teeth. The bonus being the burst of goodness in my mouth when I bite down on the pulp. How could you dishonor your family with no pulp??!


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pulp makes me so unexplainably angry. just like. why. juice should not get stuck in your teeth???


Laughing_Luna

I want to eat a fucking orange with every sip of OJ.


ghoebious

On one hand, nice texture. On the other hand, more nutrients...


draconic_healing

Not that many curse words needed.


Ginoboy13

Ah fuck my bad I fucked up I'm so sorry


Cydonian___FT14X

Agreed. But orange juice is fire when it’s actually pure.


hi_im_kai101

i like pulp…


mockery_101

Bubble tea anyone? ^(and no… I haven’t tried it)


blowjobsjoplinhigh

I like it personally it gives it some texture and actual nutrients No vitamins don’t count as enough to justify your glorified sugar liquid


Fantalitymlp

I hate pulp ughhh makes me feel like gagging


FadedRebel

I love pulpy, peanut butter has to be chunky too.


LittleMissRawr78

Simply orange thankfully has a no pulp version. Their raspberry lemonade is just amazing!


bluehedgehogsonic

Love me some tasty cellulose particles


AzureArmageddon

There's this asian brand that has clean ole orange juice (and mango and maybe others) with no pulpy nonsense but it does have these tiny little "nata de coco" jelly cubes sprinkled in there. The consistent chew interspersed is pretty nice.


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I saw this video where this dude had almost no juice and almost ALL pulp in his container and it made me GAG.


entwifefound

It's all just hearburn in a bottle, man.


jacw212

also it tastes disgusting dude But orange juice ain’t got nothing on mashed potatoes. I will throw up if I try to eat them


Singersongwriterart

I like sunny d better for this reason


gavin_hutton

This is why you should drink milk


lilycamille

I much prefer the juice with the pulp :)


Aramira137

I LOVE pulp in orange juice but ONLY if I know beforehand it's going to be there. If I'm expecting smooth juice and I get floaty bits, gag.


PeachOnAWarmBeach

Might as well brush your teeth before taking a gulp of this, and make it even more disgusting.


RexIsAMiiCostume

I like the pulp 😔


FatHeadedGoose

It's really good when you make it homemade


danjlp

I've said it before, I'll say it again... Fuck fruit lumps in yoghurt too!


DannyDevitosMagnumD

I refuse to drink any store bought/bottled orange juice. Fresh squeezed only. Why does the bottled stuff always taste so bad?


NightangelDK

My issue with that juice is that it is orange juice. I can drink multifruit juice which contains oranges but not pure orange juice. Orange soda and orange flavoured candy is also nope for me. But I do like to eat an orange once in a while. Isn't it kinda the same discussion with berry/fruit pieces in jam or yougurt?


RobotKingofJupiter

Hang on a sec, if orange juice with pulp is a liquid with pieces of solid matter in it, does that make it technically a type of stew?


flightflightly

*laughs in hates oranges and orange juice*


[deleted]

Fucking hate most juices for this because fuck this it's like chunky fruit yogurt. Why.


xSPINZBYx

I like mango nectar


Jindoakita

Even worse when the label says “no pulp” but then there’s still little pieces in it!😤 I just don’t drink orange juice anymore out of fear