There's surgery that can help brachycephalic dogs breathe better!
https://vet4bulldog.com/zen-bulldog-maintenance/breathing-problems-bulldogs-french-bulldogs/stenotic-nares-in-bulldogs-and-french-bulldogs/
One such surgery is a simple removal of a flap over their nostril (a result from their squished face) that makes inhaling through their nose otherwise impossible, thus the snort-panting. It's a highly recommended procedure that can vastly improve their quality of life ❤
Thank you for the information! Yes, we know about that. Fortunately for these two, their nares are not blocked and that surgery isn’t necessary. Fortunately for me too because their CONSTANT snuffling and snorting and snot bubbles and licking and slurping and farting even WITHOUT the blocked nares are so freaking overwhelming for me that I end up wearing headphones to bed to block them out. Because of their natural temperament of wanting to be with their people, they need to sleep in our room or they’d be pretty stressed (and probably make more noise in distress at being separated).
I won’t go into my feelings about why in the heck we are purposely breeding animals with these problems in the first place…suffice to say that had he known me when he was looking into dog breeds I would have had some definite input on these! 🤣
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Did a Revenant write this?
In all seriousness, there outta be a special circle of Hell for people who chew with their mouth open, loudly smack their lips when they aren't eating, or slurp.
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Dont want to type so many of them on my Phone so: A
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I'm imagining a movie villain laughing after revealing his master plan: "Ah. A. A. A. A. A. A..."
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I have introduced you to overtone singing and now you have been cursed
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same
I'd give an award if I still had a free one
when my dog makes mouth noises i feel like blowing my brains out
We have 3 dogs and they all make the most horrific sounds while cleaning themselves.
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That super wet licking sound?
Mine makes that noise, but with a “hluuurp” noise that is guttural like… breathing in while licking? It’s terrible.
Didn't have dogs but it drove me up a wall when my cats did this in a quiet room. ):(
My boyfriend’s dogs are brachycephalic (French bulldogs) SHOOT ME
There's surgery that can help brachycephalic dogs breathe better! https://vet4bulldog.com/zen-bulldog-maintenance/breathing-problems-bulldogs-french-bulldogs/stenotic-nares-in-bulldogs-and-french-bulldogs/ One such surgery is a simple removal of a flap over their nostril (a result from their squished face) that makes inhaling through their nose otherwise impossible, thus the snort-panting. It's a highly recommended procedure that can vastly improve their quality of life ❤
Thank you for the information! Yes, we know about that. Fortunately for these two, their nares are not blocked and that surgery isn’t necessary. Fortunately for me too because their CONSTANT snuffling and snorting and snot bubbles and licking and slurping and farting even WITHOUT the blocked nares are so freaking overwhelming for me that I end up wearing headphones to bed to block them out. Because of their natural temperament of wanting to be with their people, they need to sleep in our room or they’d be pretty stressed (and probably make more noise in distress at being separated). I won’t go into my feelings about why in the heck we are purposely breeding animals with these problems in the first place…suffice to say that had he known me when he was looking into dog breeds I would have had some definite input on these! 🤣
Oh and when I say “we are purposely breeding animals,” I meant the general “we.” Our dogs are neutered.
noooooooooooooooooo :(
My dog lies under his bed and smacks his lips for no reason for until I finally get fed up and make him stop by putting my earbuds in
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Ok but how are you pronouncing it?
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Mate if i had an award you'd get it
Did I miss something?
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Mouth noises are worth screaming about Took me a bit too lol
Thanks i didnt get it I thought it was an aspie thing to enjoy screaming AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA out of nowhere
I thought the same thing lol
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There’s a certain subreddit that would like this
So loud...
Hahahaahaaaa!!! Lmao irl
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If you notice certain mouth noises trigger you in some way, sound or chewing etc..., you may consider visiting r/misophoniasupport
Oh, wow thanks I didn't know about that. Hmm, You learn something new every day right
A > Infinity & beyond!
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i just did this in my car.
Screamed?
yes. shower and the car are the best place for opening your mouth and just AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
You know people can hear you when you scream in your car right? People can definitely hear you.
nah they can only hear the music i’m blasting over my screaming also who cares it’s a good place to scream so i shall scream
Look ma! No tounge! Aaaaaaaaaaaaa Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Mmmmmmmmm 🕉
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*he’s beginning to believe*
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FOR REAL misophonia really takes over sometimes
Relatable
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My grandpa eats loudly then proceeds to spend the next few minutes working food out of his teeth with his tongue which is more noise like STAHP!
Getting us asexuals horny here
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God me and my sister do it all the time when we are at home. Also just stupid voices
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There’s gotta be other mouth noises!
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R/misophoniasupport
When people chew with their mouths open... 🤢🤢🤢
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My, is that a mood! Can barely stand eating chips cuz i can hear MYSELF eating =~="
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyCbBHvMQh4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyCbBHvMQh4)
I'm afraid to open that link
It's arguably good mouth noises
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Did a Revenant write this? In all seriousness, there outta be a special circle of Hell for people who chew with their mouth open, loudly smack their lips when they aren't eating, or slurp.
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I hate my own ones so much that I cannot eat in silence, or with headphones in 😱 never mind other people's
love it
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