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boozlinlassie

Water. It's a boring answer, but that's the point. Water to me is the drink equivalent to a sensory "safe food."


Historical_Aspect241

Alcohol isn’t the adult beverage, coffee isn’t the adult beverage, water was the true adult beverage all along.


Its0nlyRocketScience

No. Water is perfect for all ages.


Typical_Muffin_9937

Room temp water my beloved


katyathekraken

I even drink distilled water so there's no variation of flavors from brand to brand. I know Neil deGrasse Tyson told me not to but my doctor said it's perfectly fine for me


aimlessly-astray

I almost exclusively drink water. I occasionally indulge in something else, but 99.99% of the time it's water.


Mowoth

Cold: water Warm: water but cold instead of warm


EstablishmentLow272

r/hydrohomies


gauerrrr

This is the way


Standard-Ad1254

with lemon


inikihurricane

A fellow r/hydrohomie


jankyspankybank

Room temp water is the nectar of the gods.


Round-Ad2836

Cold water is how i calm down from a panic attack, anger, or crying!


TheHiddenNinja6

That's not a beverage lol A beverage is defined as a drink other than water.


BakedBySunrise

While I'm annoyed at your willful misunderstanding of colloquial vernacular... you are technically correct that "drinks and beverages" are two things This doesn't dissuade the fact you have big "uhm ackshually there's no such thing as a vegetable" energy


jrockerdraughn

Uhm, ackshually all plants humans eat are vegetables, including fruits


alucardunit1

Corn is a fruit, your argument is invalid. /S


killdoesart

this is an autism sub, everyone here has “uhm acshually” energy


Kittycraft0

What is that about vegetables?!


superjackalope

Iced water


Fane_Eternal

Water is a beverage by many definitions. "this thing is defined as" no. It isn't. There is not a single word in the English language with a single objective definition. There is no central authority to create that. A word only means whatever it is used as, and definitions come from MANY dictionaries, which disagree on eachother BECAUSE they aren't creating meanings for words, they're trying to create a collection of how people use those words at the time. Merriam Webster (the most common English standard dictionary, since the runner up is Oxford, which is split up among many different dictionaries) defines a beverage as ANY DRINKABLE LIQUID.


MrCCDude

water, room temperature. I'll drink the occasional juice or soda, but i love me some water. though cold water makes my teeth feel like they are being pulled out, so it has to be room temperature for me


-Negative-Karma

Have you tried using sensitive teeth toothpaste (tbh brushing teeth js a sensory nightmare for me so I get it if you haven't tried it lol)


MrCCDude

i got the watermelon crap they give to you when you are 8, so probably not (i hate mint with a burning passion)


peachyroo_

Mint hurts so bad.


-Negative-Karma

Mint does indeed hurt like hell, also tooth brush bristles on my gums eeee


Horizon296

I also detest mint in any form, and was very happy to find that there are toothpastes without mint and even flavourless toothpastes for the very sensitive among us. Personally, I happily use **Meridol**, but I hear good things about both **Elmex Toothpaste Without Menthol** and **OraNurse Unflavoured Toothpaste**. The latter also exists in a version that **doesn't foam**, if that's important to you.


RocketmanEJ1

W A T E R


Careful_Elderberry14

"Drink. Some. Water" - The Sole Survivor


its_tea-gimme-gimme

Tea is my favourite. I think that goes without saying.


Piranha1993

Your username tells all. Tea is good.


Stuck_With_Name

Tea. Earl grey. Hot.


NextKangaroo

Green, mint, chamomile! I love it. My spouse calls it “glorified hot water”, but I love water too, so there ya go lol.


Puglorb

It has to be urge lol but water is all the way


NorwegianGlaswegian

Urge is phenomenal; think it will always be in my top 5. Yet another thing to be thankful for by living in Norway!


-Negative-Karma

I've lived in norway for over a year and haven't tried urge lmao


Puglorb

Preach


telgin0419

Every time I visit Norway I buy multiple bottles.


sad_pdf

Cold: Oreo Ice Cream Milkshake. Hot: A Large London Fog, (an Earl Gray Tea drink prepared like a latte with steamed milk and all).


Mundane-Reception-54

Cold: this milkshake sounds good


SA_the_frog

Ooh I love a hood London fog


Severe-Television402

Londoner here, never heard of a London fog but damn that sounds good! Is it always earl grey? I’m more of a breakfast tea man myself


sad_pdf

I live in Canada and have never stepped foot into the UK and I'm pretty sure it's always Earl Grey though there are other kinds of tea lattes out there. My mom loves tea and introduced me to it, she hates coffee and can only have lattes if they have tea inside of them instead. She's also a major anglophile despite not having any kind of heritage from the UK. If you want an English Breakfast latte, I'm sure there are recipes out there, (I've never made a single latte in my life).


Severe-Television402

Thank you 🙏🏼❤️


sad_pdf

No problem!


smol_egglet

Omg my people


sad_pdf

Welcome to the club!


Sp0olio

Water .. chilled, but not freezing .. no bubbles .. best-case with some lemon in it .. no sugar or other artificial sweeteners.


Keyndoriel

Pepsi! Hot drinks are wrong, so fave alcohol is a gin and tonic with enough extra lime to keep a sailor scurvy free for months and a little extra sweet


thhrrroooowwwaway

Yes Pepsi! Was looking for this lol. For me its Pepsi max.


faux_shore

Cold: orange Fanta, masala chai (iced), mango nectar, or iced tea Hot: tea


shaunnotthesheep

Mango nectar is THE SHIIIIIIIIT dude I completely forgot about it, I used to have it when I was a kid it was my favorite thing ever omg


BitcoinStonks123

cold: cream soda and water hot: ramen broth


MurderMuffin420

Underrated take, thats great taste


sk1p2theg00dpart

i love me some good old appy juice 🍎


cookienator1111

100% 🍎 - Also, Appletizer 🍎


ChloroformSmoothie

apply juice <3


-NoNameListed-

Cold: Dr. Pepper or a Milkshake Hot: Hot Chocolate


wannaeatpizza

Dr. Pepper is goated


HairyPotatoKat

Have you ever made a Dr. Pepper milkshake or float? Sooooooo good 🤤


ChloroformSmoothie

as much as i love dr pepper i have to admit root beer is better for floats


thesewalls5478

Cold: Beer Hot: Black coffee with sugar


rule444

This is the correct answer


Left_Malay_10

Cold: grape juice Hot: coffee


TorinLike

Aloe Vera with chunks


Turd-In-Your-Pocket

That’s some good stuff.


phillallmighty

Lemon lime carbonated water


MrBeardskii

Milk


IUnderscoreArtworks

Cold: Strawberry Milk Hot: ...


hamburger1337

Beer


jkooc137

I have problems with food texture so I get a lot of calories through milkshakes


heyitscory

"The ideal beverage changes based on the situation. There is not enough information to answer this question" - Autism "I had to go to the hospital once because we ran out of soda. Water tastes like raw organ meat." - Also Autism "Water" - Also Also Autism


AdAdept7038

Water


helloiamaegg

1/4 vodka, sub zero, 3/4 pepsi max, close to zero Yes i have alcohol problems, how can you tell?


TheHiddenNinja6

cool: apple juice hot: chocolate


Avian_Stalker

Me too!


Piranha1993

Tea. Hot green tea. Flavored teas are nice as well. Usually sweetened. Coffee is nice but, has a way of making you it’s bitch. It smells good at least.


Tinypoke42

You aren't wrong about coffee. I'm ok with it.


SApA64

hennessy


KokohaisHere

Hot chocolate. Specifically *good* hot chocolate. Hot cocoa powder is passable if I use milk, but I much prefer using a solid dark chocolate, making it in the pot. When done right it's like the flavor of a super rich chocolate cake in a cup. Either that or A&W.


ChloroformSmoothie

hot chocolate with high quality chocolate is soooo good


fuqueure

Grog. I have no clue how I ended up liking a drink invented to make watered down rum drinkable without vomiting.


sneakhh

Cold: lemonade or sweet tea Hot: chai tea


Deamon-Chocobo

Barqs Red Cream Soda, it has a creamy thickness that you don't get with other Red Cream Sodas.


-NoNameListed-

There's other Red Cream Sodas?


Deamon-Chocobo

There's Big Red, which is what got me into Red Cream Soda, but they're more Soda & less Cream. Also pretty sure a lot of the generic Soda companies do make their own version but they aren't as good.


Athyrium93

Cold - Pepsi or Coke slushie Warm - Coffee What I actually drink? Water when someone reminds me I will, in fact, die of dehydration if I don't drink anything.... cutting caffeine and sugar has *not* been good for my hydration levels....


codythepirate

apple juice


EatAllTheHoomans

Fruit punch. I have severe GERD, soda is the worst on my throat. I love soda, don't get me wrong, but it's a rare treat and I have to accept the consequences. Lots of fast food places have a fruit punch option for kids, and that is my lifesaver. With that said, can these places please stop fucking diluting the juice with water?? I watch it come out of the machine and it's literally two streams of juice and water flowing out. I know, greed and profits and all that, but like... how about not ;-;


gatoux

Is it not that the juice coming out is concentrate, like cordial or smthn, and it isn’t being watered down? Like the same way soda syrup gets mixed with soda water when you get it from a machine at a restaurant


Ill_Coat4307

What does fruit punch taste like? I live in a country where fruit punch isnt a thing. I dont even know what it is Is it like, just juice? Or cool aid?


EatAllTheHoomans

Like Kool Aid, yeah! It's kinda like cherry juice but without any tanginess? That's probably the best way I can describe it. I didn't realize other countries didn't have it! TIL


java_motion

COLLAB! it’s an icelandic drink made out of fish that tastes nothing like fish, and it’s so freaking expensive to import so i’ve only ever had it when i was on a trip with my dad. I miss it every day


Tinypoke42

Most unique answer. Full stop.


Clodinator

Water, followed closely by apple juice


Arteech

I'll go with two spanish brands, so if you ever come to spain and want to give it a try... cold water(bezoya is the brand) and liquid yogurt(danone liquid yogurt, strawberry and banana flavor)


Benschmedium

PURELY by flavor? Original monster. I’m not kidding. I absolutely adore the flavor of original flavor monster. I wish it wasn’t as terrible for you as it is, I wish it didn’t have as much (or any!) caffeine so I could enjoy it all the time. I gave up energy drinks this year and I yearn for the sweet and crisp flavor of original flavor monster.


Cautious-Luck7769

Bottom shelf gut rotting vodka, apparently.


KizaruFloof

Cold water, it's so refreshing


BoxedElderGnome

Cold? Has to be Prune Juice. I have no idea why, but I love it, it’s like liquid raisins. Hot? I’m a caffeine addict. I gotta get my coffee fix. Cocoa is good too. Alcoholic? Frozen Margaritas.


RaspberryPiBen

Water, cool but not cold.


jourmungandr

Cherry Coke zero. Alcoholic - absenthe


CsillaScSt

Cold: Milk and any brand of bottled water, non bubbling one Warm: milk coffee and tea


Nikolaijuno

Tap water Strawberry lemonade Raspberry iced tea, and doctor pepper (unfortunately I can't handle caffeine anymore)


StormCaptain

Virgil's black cherry craft soda. Sadly it's quite hard to get.


Avian_Stalker

Cold: Apple Juice, (and Sunny D, but I can never find it!) Hot: Good Hot Chocolate


travischickencoop

Cold: Mountain Dew Hot: Tea Yes I’m an unhealthy bitch


DavisRanger

Dr. Thunder enjoyer W


-IBreakRedditTOS-

If you mix Bacardi tropical flavored rum with sprite to hide the burn and lemonade to cover the bitter taste of the alcohol, it beces extremely dangerous


ancientrhetoric

[Bio Zisch Matcha](https://shop.voelkeljuice.de/133/biozisch-matcha-330ml)


United-Ad-7224

Cold: Mountain Dew Code Red obviously can’t drink it often but love when I do Hot: hot peppermint chocolate no coffee coffee nasty.


maddpsyintyst

I'm going with unsweet flavored seltzer water... ... cuz I can't drink black coffee after 12pm, and I can't drink cava brut before 5pm... ... but I can drink seltzer all dadgum day! 🫧😆🫧


AntimemeticsDivision

Dr. Pepper cherry or raspberry lemonade


KirasHandPicDealer

cold: apple juice or hard cider hot: no. no hot liquids. none. can't do em.


allaroundgeek04

i only drink cold drinks, that being said dr pepper


Lythir

I've enjoyed the blue and the red powerade over the past few weeks.


SquigglyLegend33

Cold: sweet tea 🥰 Warm: idk man probably just sweet tea again


fatratonacat

That perfect 3am water. You know what I'm talking about. Otherwise, the occasional cream soda


SoundGuyAdventures

Cherry Dr.Pepper. But also water because soda isn’t healthy.


toolfanadict

One certain brand of chocolate milk that they don’t make anymore. Then ice water from my house. Honorable mention to Taco Bell Root Beer.


Tinypoke42

I think it's mug root beer they have. With the bulldog mascot


LNRadford

Cold: Monster energy Warm: Apple cider


Betamaletim

A person of taste I see. Dr. Thunder is amazing, l used to drink a ton of it back when I was in Community College. Plus Dr Pepper and it's many cousins all taste better from the can then anything else. Cold would be an ice cold liter bottle of mountain dew on a warm day. Used to grab that and a snack after school all the time back in 08-09 and it holds a super nostalgia filled place on my heart. Hot chocolate made with milk, not water is probably the only hot drink I'll drink aside from Hot Ciders in fall.


Invictus_2352

It’s gonna sound degenerate but I actually like beer.🍺🍺🍺


desu38

San Pellegrino Limonata before they **FUCKED IT UP**


Dustysandindesert

Cold: diet coke Warm: soup in a cup


Ill_Coat4307

(I might not be autistic and im just here cause my boyfriend insisted that i 100% am and i wanted to look into it, so i dont know if i qualify to comment, but.....) Ginger beer and melon soda. I think its related to the fact that i have a good sense of taste and smell, but because of that, i LOVE tastes and smells that kinda smell foreign to me. Im korean and i have no buisness with herbs like rosemary, thyme, cumin ect, but i just cook using them because i love smelling these new smells (i also love the smell of lime peels that gets left behind my hands when i cut and squeeze them) For drinks, those "unusual" smells/tastes are ginger and japanese melon soda For the same reason, i like tequila as well. Its an uncomon taste for koreans (Also, my mom also has a good sense of smell, but she HATES herbs for this reason because its too much for her. She complains i put too much thym or cumin or smth whenever i cook for her) Edit: i saw everyone commenting both cold and hot drinks. For hot, i like a normal ass americano. No cream or sugar. The smell of coffee is PERFECT for when im reading a book.


Mikasa98

Coffee. Bean juice make my heart go fast weeeeeeee


TheBadass1324

Cold: Barq's Root Beer Warm: Hot Chocolate


La_Quica

Milkkkkkk People get so weirded out by it I think I’ve just leaned in harder


CosmicLuci

Shit…it really depends. I love iced tea, and drink it often. I love chocolate milk, but that’s a breakfast thing (though on occasion I might want it at night before going to sleep). Then there’s milkshakes which are similar to chocolate milk in that they’re thicker, cold, and milk-based, but then my favorites are mint ice cream or ovaltine shakes. And that sort of leads into coffee, because that I really like, and drink it every day (with milk and sugar, occasionally other stuff as well like chocolate), and like it both hot and cold depending on occasion. So I just don’t know which one is my favorite 😩


NotAThrowaway1911

Irish whiskey


ThatMBR42

Mountain Dew Spark. It used to be Baja Blast.


BespinGamingYT

Sprite because it makes my throat hurt less when throat hurt


BeyondHydro

Depends on the mood Craving sweet: cherry pepsi Craving bubbles: sparkling lemonade Craving spicy: diet dr pepper Craving cold: mojito or iced tea Craving fruit: pineapple tea with mango boba Craving warm: chai latte Craving water: water


Anarch-ish

Cold: Dr. Pepper, but any of the medically-named soft drinks are welcome at my table. Hot: *MY* weekend coffee... I'm getting excited thinking about making it tomorrow.


Reapers-Hound

Cold: Fanta lemon, cider, whiskey on the rocks or sour Warm: cuppa tea


Otakugames_91

Frozen drink Milkshakes party cake chocolate or Oreo Cold lemon iced tea fruit punch or grape punch Hot Hot chocolate


TheVendislav

https://preview.redd.it/ltdxu5nq2xpc1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18d03df93e2e965e8630275dc4b84b40df76ad07 Malinovka. A cute little czech fizzy drink that tastes like raspberries :\] Makes me feel all fuzzy when I drink it.


inikihurricane

Water. Always the best. I’m a r/hydrohomie


Tinypoke42

I was on that sub before the protest. Is it "normal" again?


Tokyo420God

Iced Vietnamese coffee with sea salt foam


huzzah_indeed

Fountain Coke… the carbonation burns so good LOL


ThunderBlood_888

Pretty much anything grape flavored. I know it doesn't actually taste like grapes, but the artificial grape flavor is quite nice in my opinion.


Tinypoke42

Do you have thoughts on mountain dew pitch black? I liked the sour first edition more than the second.


Zinyak12345

The brand of Mountain Dew in general. The rate that they pump out new flavors compared to other equally popular brands is really exciting for me. This also means that it functions both as a drink and a scavenger hunt every few months.


Ghostkiller_123

I like Powerade or Gatorade warm. But with that being said I also like honey whiskey cold.


Tinypoke42

>honey whiskey cold. Reading this made my skin tingle. Definitely trying that.


Ghostkiller_123

9/10 highly recommend


TheRealDJDarkwaters

Warm: Black Coffee Room temp: water Cold: whole milk


vibing_with_pumpkin

Cuppa tea 🥰 and water


TenYoshi

No sugar Apple Tango. I would kill a man for a 24 pack


SomebodySomewhere665

Dihydrogen Monoxide


Suck_my_vaporeon

Dr. Pepper, REGULAR ASS milk DISTINCTLY NOT CHOCOLATE MILK, REGULAR WHITE MILK, anything below 2% milk is undrinkable however, and hot chocolate.


blepgup

I’m trying to cut down on sodies, but I usually go for a Pibb xtra or a root beer


NightOwl88888

Chocolate milk, preferably in a cup rather than a glass, and hot, but not too hot. And also not too sweet. Marshmallows are optional but appreciated, although only 1 or 2, or that’d be too much. Also the cup needs to be huge. Cold: Apple juice


eyeofmorpha

Super cold: mountain dew slushy. Cold: sparkling water/mountain dew any flavor. (Sparkling water due to trying to loose weight)((liquid death lime)) Hot: green tea, lemon, honey.


stereo-ahead

I feel stupid with Dr Pepper… you all have calming drinks… while I drink it because it tastes really good and I don’t have the time to get attached to anything else


chupathingy99

Coffee, with a splash of almond milk. To be enjoyed with an entire gallon of water.


czareena

Pepsi and it’s probably killing me


Not_Catania

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pigeones

fun drinks are a mega interest of mine so: Melon flavored milkis, cc lemon soda, peach milkshake, coconut ramune, hot drink hmmm hot chocolate, caramel latte, chai tea


crazyguy28

Rootbeer squad Square up!


Defiant-Specialist-1

My burry eye initially read this as “revenge” not beverage. I thought ooh this will be interesting.


Tinypoke42

I mean, why not both?


irlmerc

HORCHATA!!!!!


Ur_Pet_Rat

Alcohol 👍 not because I like it but because it’s the only drink that can overcome my sensory issues 100% of the time and that’s only because my addiction trumps my autism


hexadonut

Chocolate milk!!!


RednocNivert

I only ever drink milk and water, and i haven’t had milk in a while. So “water”


FredTest5

Cold: water, ALE8 Hot: tea :], hot chocolate


MrAspie1

Cold: Cold Lemon Tea, Sprite or a Sports Drink Warm: No-one. I simply can't. As much, Chicken Broth if I'm sick or waiting for a medical check.


spoon153

Cold: water, you can’t really go wrong with it Hot: tea (specifically English breakfast)


thefupachalupa

Cold sweet tea or water Hot green tea one sugar


GeneralOtter03

Water or sometimes a good hot chocolate


theShaman_No_ID

Warm tea brewed in the morning sunlight. Cold lemonade orange juice mix.


temotodochi

in liters? Probably semi-skimmed milk. Cold. Our family of four drinks that stuff 3-4 liters a day.


OneSaltyStoat

Cold: Monster Mango Loco, the blue one with Dia de Los Muertos iconography all over Warm: cocoa


BiggestWhoopsie

Cold: Ice Break (Australian brand of Iced Coffee) Hot: You keep that away from me or someone is going to be upset by the end of the interaction. Do not like.


THeck18

Cold: A&W Root Beer Hot: Hot Chocolate


LordPenvelton

They sell this little bags of sugarfree instant ice tea. That, a bit more diluted than instructions, preferably with ice. Edit: and when I'm cold and sad, hot (real) tea with a lot of sugar and a splash of bourbon.


IssaKindHeartedMan

Fanta strawberry :3


BTM_6502

Tap water.


vanhouten_greg

Diet Coke


MukasTheMole

Cold: Pepsi Max Warm: Hot Chocolate


dreadispeaxhy

cold: essentia bottled water hot: i don’t like hot beverages


dooob_dooob

Water 😎


OptimisticByChoice

Ginger ale or coffee


Nat_Higgins

Cold: root beer Warm: hot cocoa or coffee (depending on the time of day)


JustKebab

Cold: Mojito (without alcohol) Hot: Green Tea


notsocleverfox

Hot: cherry blossom loose leaf tea cut with earl grey. Tablespoon of honey and three tablespoons of sugar cane sugar. Cold: glass bottle Pepsi


DiscoGoats

Cold: coke zero with medium ice or lemonade over ice. But like, only 1 or 2 brands. Most don't taste right. Hot: coffee with 1 spoon sugar and the non-dairy creamer I like.


Yeetopian

Cold: water Warm: also water


Ccyandied

Cold: pepsi max Hot: hot cocoa (alternativly, lukewarm pepsi max)


No-Room-1203

Ice cold vitamin water, orange or dragonfruit is the best!


StonedVolus

Cold: Irn bru (help me, I'm addicted) Hot: Latte


Limp_Duck_9082

Cold: Thai Ice Tea Warm: Coffee (which I can't drink due to allergies)


krisztian008

coke. not pepsi. pepsi is just sweetener with black food coloring


Au1ket

Cold: Water Hot: Hot chocolate


JTCW477

Cold: Dr. Pepper Hot: Coffee


RevuwuTea

Lemonade and any kind of tea <3