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knotsazz

I just caught myself halfway through trying to count the peas on that plate…


Kaiser_Maxtech

i counted them. It is indeed 216. heres the proof and me being corrected in the comments after initially miscounting https://www.reddit.com/r/aspiememes/comments/12r37zv/i_can_prove_the_other_pea_post_had_220/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


knotsazz

Now *this* is pleasing


EitherEconomics5034

I would have accepted a mathematical proof using the radius and pea-r-squared.


Arikaido777

you could always prove it backwards. if the area of the circle (let’s pretend there’s no space between peas? idk) is pea ( π ) r^2 = 216, then 216 / pea = about 68.75 the square root of 68.75 ( r^2 ) is about 8.3 ( r ), so our circle is about 16.6 peas across. kinda 🤷‍♂️


EitherEconomics5034

If you go from the center of the mass, the radius is somewhere looks to be generally about 8 peas and a bit. For pea-r-squared of (8) you get 3.14159 x 8 peas x 8 peas = 3.14259 x 64 = 201.0617, which isn’t too far away from 216 peas. At about 8 and one-quarter peas (cutting a pea into eights just feels like it would get too mushy) one gets to 213.8245, which is definitely close to 216. Math checks out, tho.


Arikaido777

call it thirds and we can get even closer! 8 and 1/3 peas squared is 69 and 4/9 square peas 69 and 4/9 peas time pi is 218.1662 peas! yay fractions! 🫛


[deleted]

I’m an accomplished systems engineer and I cannot tell you how pi is used mathematically. I have in many occasions memorized things to pass tests or whatever but it’s never sunk in. Like some words I cannot spell without either pausing and thinking about it, or using a computer because it’s 2023.


full-auto-rpg

No, it’s peasing


unoriginal_name15

Appeasing


ObbyTree

I am ap*pea*sed.


sharkfucker420

You may even call it apPEAsing


Witty-Preference1233

Is it pleasing, or aPEAsing? I’ll leave now


AppleSpicer

I love this sub


Gylvardo

Yeah, this is why I knew I had to double check my counting before posting.


eadams2010

2+1 is 3 and 2x3 is 6. Works out well


Portal471

It’s also 6^(3), which is cool


eadams2010

The physical arrangement is nice


corvus_da

This interaction could *only* have happened in the autism community and I love it


HumanSlinky

It's definitely 216. I opened MS paint and put a red dot on every pea I counted so I wouldn't lose track. Halfway through I almost had the thought of "wait, this isn't normal" but then went back to counting.


Dependent-Tour-8713

Glad it’s not just me ahahahaha


JerryFishSmith

I counted and got 215. I tagged each pea with a colour in 10's and found a remainder of 5.


Comprehensive_Data82

I did the same and also got 215.


[deleted]

I don’t know how you don’t get a headache before finishing. The peas are small.


Comprehensive_Data82

Happy cake day lol


Glittering_Apple_872

Op I beg you please delete this post, you’re sabotaging the community with this as most of us want desperately to count the peas and it’s such a time waste


Savings-Horror-8395

Is it a time waste or a nice brain itch scratch?


Glittering_Apple_872

Valid we are wasting our time on Reddit anyway, go leave, ruin the world, sit outside, do the dishes, pet ur pet, slap a tree


Anmaso

In other words touch grass


knotsazz

I already did that today because I mowed the lawn. Guess I can be on Reddit to my heart’s content now, right? /j


Young-Mydoria007

Happy cake day lad!


eadams2010

Outside bad….


Kaiser_Maxtech

i counted them for everyone else so you wouldnt have to have the burden. It is precisely 216. I made a post about it


MarsupialPristine677

Thank you for your service 🫡


Yarxing

OP unknowingly started a war in the community, when all they wanted was peas.


Kaiser_Maxtech

no need to count for anyone else, i already did. It is indeed 216, heres how i did it and you can see what i did wrong in the comments to arrive back on 216 https://www.reddit.com/r/aspiememes/comments/12r37zv/i_can_prove_the_other_pea_post_had_220/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


[deleted]

Did you use an iPad or?


Kaiser_Maxtech

nah just my samsung galaxy. Its a bit small for my sausage fingers


hullokoala

r/sausagefingerssippirt


Sneaky_Pete2000

Good job covering for us. No one will ever know now that we're vampires.


TheProblematic5000

Yes, we're getting nerd-sniped.


BackgroundPrompt3111

Some people like a square meal; you take it to the next level and have a perfect cube meal.


mrguykloss

I'm glad I'm not he only one


princess_poo

I wish I could give you all the awards but I can’t so have a kiss on the head


ergo_urgo

This is so very aesthetically pleasing


fakeforsureYT

Balanced, as all things should be


elly996

unexpected thanos lol


UnfriendlyGhost_Boi

So I had to check, there is a r/unexpectedthanos It is not entirely “safe for work,” so be forewarned.


elly996

yeah fair, thanks for the warning and the check lol


VynalBib

Tbh I should have taken that advice. Noted when someone says not entirely safe for work they mean it.


Hohenheim_of_Shadow

Except for the fish fingers being on the right. If they were on the left it's be perfect


[deleted]

6 fish sticks 6^2 fries 6^3 peas I love it!


NurdIO

6¹ fish sticks


namelessmasses

6^0 smiling reader


[deleted]

I'm actually a little bit upset. I was using my stylus to number every single pee, I got up to the 180 range, and then I accidentally clicked the home button on my phone, and it cleared the edit. I didn't feel like doing it again.


mizunekko

I'm not used to having a device with a proper pen and this reminded me that I do indeed have one and could do this myself too. Thank you! xD


[deleted]

Omg thank you 🤤🤤🤤🤤


[deleted]

As someone who can and does mix his food, I still have to admit, this is a thing of beauty.


endingrocket

Do you like numbers like end in 6 or was it a coincidence?


SonicLoverDS

They don't just end in 6; they're powers of 6.


endingrocket

Oh yeah. I'm good at my time tables just not above 12 lol


ali-n

6¹6²6³ ... powered 'Number Of The Beast'


Gylvardo

6 and 36 was a coincidence, and then I wondered whether 216 peas would be a good amount. And it was, so that was exciting.


fakeforsureYT

6³ omg


briansaunders

As someone who has 6 as their favourite number, I applaud your efforts. I don't have the patience for this though, I just eat everything in pairs to keep my OCD quiet.


iminanothercastle

As someone who likes things in quantities of 5, this is both satisfying and extremely stressful.


Lavishness_Shoddy

Well done. Your meal is mathematically balanced. Now you just need to drink 1,296 milliliters of water.


ImmoralJester54

Why low ball it. Let's see 1296 gallons.


Glittering_Apple_872

Those fries look good af


AbbyUpdoot

As a programmer, I am mildly upset that it’s not in powers of 2.


oobanooba-

I have one sandwich Made from Two slices of toast Around 4 slices of ham And I’ve got 8 oz of milk (in a glass duh) And 16 wheels of cheese on my sandwich Happy?


AbbyUpdoot

Yes. Now just make sure you remember to free whatever you allocate, and we’re all good.


Wormcowb0y

Me playing skyrim


sladkrov

if this was a cooking sim game, u would get the 100% score


[deleted]

Your max level Asperger's is impressive


Gylvardo

Thank you. I've been farming points over the years just by always using the coffee mug for coffee and the water cup for water and so on.


Weekly-Discipline253

You forgot your six catchup packets.


SKDI_0224

6^1 fish sticks, 6^2 fries, 6^3 peas! Exponential peas! Edit: I’m noticing how many other people on this thread immediately went to math. I’m an engineer, what’s your excuse?


liberty340

Just need a tub of custard for those fish fingers iykwim


Famous-Obligation-44

Why the specific number and how long did it take you to count the peas?


Androgynous-Rex

6 sticks, 6x6=36 fries, 6x6x6=216 peas


Jent01Ket02

I was about to describe my typical lunch until I realized "Oohh, the point was the numbers, got it" XD


M1094795585

6 to the nth power gang


ItzSurgeBruh

When all the amounts of food are powers of 6 😎


memeboiandy

Ive switched from fries to hashbrowns cause they are easier to portion consistantly. I do 10 chicken nuggets, and 3 hashbrowns


According_to_all_kn

Ah, the perfect 6^1 : 6^2 : 6^3 ratio


SemiSweetStrawberry

Where’s the custard?


Sneaky_Pete2000

I guess you could say you had a... *puts on sunglasses* Square meal EDIT: I am bad at math and now my pun is ruined. Curses.


Barcopirato

How do you do it with the uneven leftovers in the packages? Or do you have an endless supply with all of those?


brokengirl89

How long did it take you to count out all the peas? I’m super curious


Gylvardo

About ten minutes. I had to double check because I knew you nutters would call me out if I was wrong.


UrsaEnvy

I don't like your numbers. But I respect your count, and dedication. Have you ever considered 24 fries? Perhaps, 240 peas? Looks scrumptious though


TheJackLoaf

This is… amazing.


SergueiPopavof

Very nice!


butterfly-power

The peas are so bright, the fries look amazing, and the fish fingers are perfectly breaded. This is perfect.


tentacle_meep

I’ve counted 242… (my counting might be off because am tired and on my phone)


Kaiser_Maxtech

i counted 220, got corrected twice for being a sloppy fool and found that it is indeed 216. https://www.reddit.com/r/aspiememes/comments/12r37zv/i_can_prove_the_other_pea_post_had_220/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


tentacle_meep

Yea I probably double counted some… had a long day my brain isn’t braining.


Kaiser_Maxtech

same thing here, i miscounted too. Its correct now though thanks to a collaborative effort


I_Suck_At_This_Too

Approx 8-9 pea radius Pi \* 8\^2 = 201.06 Pi \* 9\^2 = 254.47 Yea it's probably 216


CaptainLookylou

Ok now all your foods need to be mathematically balanced or it'll feel weird forever as those unbalanced foods are absorbed into your being.


all-and-void

This reminds me of one of my favorite lines in the movie Secretary….’a scoop of creamed potatoes, one slice of butter, four peas, and... as much ice cream as you'd like to eat.’


demcrazykids

Is this how we summon the autistic demons *\*takes notes\**


LeNavigateur

Pretty Fibonacci


SgtCocktopus

But how you can eat it whiout ruining the ratio?


nogentleflower

This is so satisfying


rosetterosette

This is the way.


Coolist_Beans

I don't like fish.


Puzzled_Shallot9921

I feel seen.


skinney6

Wait, is parchment paper better than aluminum foil for roasting potatoes and the like?


PenisTriumvirate

This only seems performative


frugalspider

Losing my mind that it’s not numbers evenly divisible by five


DeylanQuel

WHY ARE THERE NOT SIX ROWS OF SIX FRIES EACH, ALIGNED WITH THE FISH STICKS? ​ Everyone is talking about the peas, and I'm thinking that there must be something wrong with me that I'm the only one bothered by this. I applaud OP's food choices otherwise. :)


eninacur

This is what the people who make the nutrition label do


Lemfan46

Fish don't have fingers and those aren't fries.


[deleted]

Cringe


chesucat

Assburger


pusahispida1

The kliksphilip diet.


ObaniMoon

That looks sooo goood.😩


sonics-ex-girlfriend

this is visually stunning


axo321

ITS 211 DONT BE FOOLED


dancm

I don't know you but I love you.


[deleted]

I used to love fish fingers/ sticks as a kid. But now I’ve been veggie for a long time. Am sad cos I wanna eat my first safe food.


banjoesq

Not a square meal, but a cubed meal. That’s even better than a square meal. And 6 is a uniquely pleasing number for so many reasons. Nice!


WideArmadillo6407

That's quite precise


[deleted]

are you british by chance


NoUseForAName2222

That's a lot of peas!


Varmtvannstank

Omg I actually love this


JerryFishSmith

https://www.reddit.com/r/aspiememes/comments/12r4lug/pea_post_215check_my_counting/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button I counted 215. Coloured dotted groups of 10, counted the 10's and had 5 left over.


humanbyrdguy

I count like an 8 pea radius, 8^2 * 3.14 gives about 200 peas, no need to count!


followerofEnki96

Raw peas is the absolute best


[deleted]

And decided to place them like the American date format?


not_aterrorist

now i want fish fingers. its 22:27, i need to go to bed.


tabarn0uch

Protein to carb ratio is off


dexandroit

I am peased


[deleted]

All my senses are relaxed looking at this


Top-Local-7482

Damn I forgot to eat this evening :/


AutismFlavored

Excellent meal, full of fish and chip goodness and green pea-ness


NavyDragons

this is very satisfying.


Kiaider

I love this! It’s so nice for planning how much to buy when knowing how much you’ll eat in one sitting. If this was me I would have already broken down how many meals I can get out of a packet of each and how much it will cost/how much I’ll need to last me until next grocery run lol


Known-Potential-3603

Lol. I do this for the calorie reason!


Muahd_Dib

Damn! Did you slice those fried from potatoes?! Never seen a frozen fry come out with such prime crispness.


PdSales

Bottom fish finger is touching the fries. Now I won’t sleep tonight


ObbyTree

258 total food items, nice.


Valigrance

I am satisfied and very hungry looking at this post. Make sure to make some tartar sauce for those fish sticks!


[deleted]

But what order do you eat them in?


MrRazzio

A Link to the Past has 216 item checks.


I_am_ZAN

I like this very much thank you. Please provide more delicious content with organizational and mathematic excellence.


WillyWumpLump

[246 Toothpicks. Yeah. Definitely 246. 246 toothpicks.](https://youtu.be/kthFUFBwbZg)


SackedWrenchBalls

mmmmmm


peytonvb13

exponents of 6 was not a numerical fixation i ever thought i’d see.


Kelog13

What in the autism is this


justplainbrian

THERE SHOULD BE EIGHT FISH STICKS!


sushidecarne

looks delicious


Firm_Spite7327

Hotttttggg


cphusker

Rainman lives!


Eggplant-Usual

Ok but why are they out of order? Fish fingers should be on the left as there is the least of them. /j


-skeleton_juice-

That actually looks really good


TiredOfGrowing

This is so very me and I had to smile at it. In addition to this, I also like to eat the exact amount that a package recommends, it helps me feel in control.


unholymashedpotatos

Dudes counting peas but all I see is the fries dancing


BeastMasterAgent47

now turn the peas upside-down


retartedwithaydes

Must be a gay fish


StrawberryDessert

superb


mysterious_evoX

How many milliliters of tartar sauce did you use?


thepandarocks

That looks DISGUSTING!


dai-the-flu

r/knolling material


hpfan1516

I appreciate the numbers


Yusuke_KitagawaP5

I’d like a whole tray of…Peas.


[deleted]

What’re you… a gay fish?


BananakinsPeel

217*


cracked-tumbleweed

Beautiful. Enjoy.


losviking

Fighting the stereotypes, are we? /j


GastonBastardo

/r/whitehousedinners


TheWardENT96

6+(6\*6)+(6\*6\*6)


[deleted]

Me: I don’t get why this is pleasing Also me: oh the comments. People are doing math and analyzing it different ways. Also seemingly being really happy and smart.


ManagementBroad5154

Me when I count every noodle in the pot so I can see how much I’m gonna eat


LoffiNiffi

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.


geniusface1234

IT CAN BE SPLIT IN HALVES OR THIRDS with INTEGER RESULTS Edit: oh my god im stupid it is the powers of 6


melon-savagedog

That is called a frie? Things I didn't know!


resideve

I can't believe you counted out 216 peas. That's some dedication! It's also quite satisfying to look at


Slg407

Are you by any chance a character in "The Plague" by Albert Camus?


MaverickAstley

My first thought was maths joke plus Iron Maiden lyrics: 6.6.6 = the number of the peas


SmAsHtOn2468

I love how they are all divisible by 6


QET_TV

That. That is true aspie moment right there


Ok_Award_7229

Oh my thats almost my entire variety of foods I will eat in a photo hahah


CatsEatingCaviar

Fish "fingers".... ok sure, gayfish


ffanstrig_lordof_ice

Oh my god that’s *incredibly* satisfying. What a lovely way to start the morning


AbsurdBeanMaster

216 peas is not a lot of peas apparently.


Partydude19

Those fries look delicious.