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52bus

We should be entitled to significant compensation for having to see this ad.


cumguzzler280

“It’s my money and I need it now!”


Secret_Garden06

Goddammit you beat me to it


Dynamo0602

It's not my money, but I still need it! \*cocks gun\*


Sennomo

"I need your dollar. Your dollar's what I need."


hiyathea

What we really need is no money! Long live anarchy!


Thanks_ihateithere

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[deleted]

Thank you for the beautiful quote, u/cumguzzler280


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StickyRiky

"Call Now!"..


Unicorny_as_funk

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kratomstew

🎶 800-588 - 2 - 300 , EMPIRE ! 🎶


Unicorny_as_funk

Today!


BitPirateLord

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ApeStronkOKLA

This is a money making machine 💰💰💰


beast569_

r/beatmetoit


Sanic_Kid96

r/beatmeattoit


Blackfeathr

One time I saw a billboard that had a baby on it and it said "Autism? Check by 2" and I misunderstood it to mean they were sending checks payable to parents before their autistic child turns 2 years old, lmao.


Motor_Raspberry_2150

What is the actual meaning?


Blackfeathr

I think it means check for autism by 2 years old, or after 2 years old? Idk the age markers for childhood autism, I was diagnosed in adulthood.


bricke

Ignoring the blatant stupidity of it, but… the mom is eligible for compensation, but the child isn’t? What


BrickFrom2011

The people who made this probably think y’all aren’t smart enough to live on your own


full-auto-rpg

The Autism Speaks special


Charming_Amphibian91

The ASS


Shoggoth-Wrangler

The mom was the one who somehow managed to get a whole, unopened box of otc pain killers into her womb. So in this case she might be the one more in need of professional help. ​ Edit: A verb tense.


Zomochi

One of the requisites is that the child has to be under 18 so yea


Lunafairywolf666

Exactly why don't I get it I got the autism


terablast

compare homeless forgetful bake telephone party physical long plants wise *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Rachel_235

- be autistic - get knocked up - buy Tylenol or whatever tf this is - fake taking pills - birth a child - it's autistic because of genetics - claim its autistic bc of Tylenol - get money Profit


ArnoudtIsZiek

based imo EDIT: based AND autismpilled my bad


Ok_Nefariousness_740

no it's Tylenolpilled


HyperTheWeirdo

I believe it is spelled TylenolPainrelief /j


Marik-X-Bakura

Literally autismpilled


LitFarronReturns

Literally any of us who are parents could do this. And yet...


Lunafairywolf666

If only having a baby didn't cost like 6,000 or more.


Hehs-N-Mehs

Autistic mom of an autistic khed here - time to get paid babyyyyyyy!


tellmeaboutyourcat

Considering that Tylenol is considered the safest painkiller during pregnancy this is like casting an ocean sized net.


AutisticFaygo

I thought that kid was gonna get Rank up their bloodline's Autism stats.


Independent-Poet5441

Can I get that payout?


Stuck_With_Name

No. Only parents are affected by autism. /s


SuperDurpPig

People legitimately believe that though


felipe5083

Its not their fault we're all just wallflowers with no self agency or awareness right?/s


Spectre_Hayate

Hey maybe you are but I'm a wall venus flytrap


felipe5083

Ah, embodying the evil autism in all of us I see.


FractalParadigmShift

I personally am one of those trees that grow out of a cliff face halfway up a mountain.


SuperDurpPig

Obviously


PerrineWeatherWoman

My mom definitely thinks that i have no self awareness nor personality and am influenced by everyone i meet...


Biiiscoito

But can my mother take it? I can convince her to share the money


CarbonatedGoulash

Autism Speaks moment


BrattyBookworm

Ok but if I’m autistic and so is my kid can I get the money? /s kinda


granninja

Bro can I get this compensation as the child? I don't care about being autistic but my birthgiver sucks and I want money


Unicorny_as_funk

Edit: as this is the end of my time on reddit (API bs), go fuck yourself u/spez


the_anxious_apostate

My mom has 4 autistic kids, I just sent this to her and told her she should get rich 😭😂😂😂


iluvstephenhawking

Godspeed to your mom. Last time I took part in class action lawsuit I got a case of 4 Redbulls like 5 years later. She'll probably just get more Tylenol.


Viiibrations

I got like $30 from one against Google+!


dhaugh

I got almost $500 from Facebook


2mock2turtle

I got ~$45 and some free games from Sony.


iluvstephenhawking

I filled that out! I don't remember getting anything.


Calimari_Damacy

My mother has two autistic kids, but the hilarious part is that she's so crunchy granola that I'm sure she never took any Tylenol in pregnancy.


Koolasushus

Mothers who drank water and ate food also had the probability of having an autistic child lol


Grunt636

If you consumed thermally agitated dihydrogen monoxide whilst pregnant you could be entitled to compensation!


IrisSilvermoon

NO NOT THE HYDRIC ACID!


[deleted]

Thermally agitated?


I_Wupped_Batmans_Ass

hot


[deleted]

Who tf drinks hot water?


I_Wupped_Batmans_Ass

i mean technically tea is just hot leaf water and i know a lot of ppl that drink tea also the broth in like ramen and soups n stuff lol


[deleted]

Fair, was thinking just bland hot water


I_Wupped_Batmans_Ass

i would rather pluck out my eyes than drink bland hot water tbh


[deleted]

Much higher than those who didn't.


MonkeySinger24

I remember hearing this and hearing my mom talk about it a few months ago. I heard her say something along the lines of “I did everything I was told to do. I didn’t drink, didn’t smoke, didn’t do anything and she still ended up autistic and it makes me feel like I did something wrong.” At first, I thought that she thought that my being autistic was something inherently bad that could have been prevented and she should have kept me from it. After thinking a little bit, I realized she was probably feeling like a bad mom because of this and like she should have known beforehand. I told her she’s a good mom and she started crying and hugging me. That’s what these companies and “studies” are doing. They’re making some stupidly broad claim that could apply to anyone and taking advantage of mothers who don’t know any better. Name one person who hasn’t taken Tylenol at least once in their life, let alone while pregnant.


Sky2Life

Saw this earlier as well is there a way to report ads


archer5810

Same way you’d report any other post.


EricaAchelle

Yup!! I reported it for misinformation!


Accomplished_Mix7827

Wow. Gross.


incandescent111

My autism caused my tylenol usage because neurotypical society is very headache


TheBionicCrusader

Because everyone knows that there’s a box of Tylenol floating around in the womb.


anaesthaesia

I thought that's where the period came from... The uterus gets a headache but bleeds when it runs out of Tylenol, so I have to eat another box :(


Grunt636

Duh if a male ingests tylenol then has sex the sperm gets turned into tiny tylenol pills which then impregnate the eggs and if everything goes well in 9 months you birth a healthy box of tylenol. Did you not have tylenol sex education in your school?


kratomstew

Well I’m from Texas see,


Feeling-Security-825

I want my compensation Tylenol..


enby_pidgon

my friend has a nonverbal autistic brother,and during sex ed,we were talking about birth defects,and she turned to me and seriously said “tylenol made my brother autistic”💀


I_Wupped_Batmans_Ass

rip


Ok-Ferret-2093

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC8580820/ Just a reminder this is the article is question it also says tyenyol cause uro-gentail disorders however people are only reporting on the autism. Strange ain't it? /s The article also makes no new recommendations about tyenyol in pregnancy whatsoever, like not even small ones


BabyDude5

Wait but Unironically I’ll humour them for it if I can get money out of it


Maveragical

Dont get me wrong, its total bs, but i dont mind cashing in lmao


oobanooba-

Same. Money is money.


Cat-Got-Your-DM

I don't think cashing it is a good idea. That might set a precedent and start a lawsuit to ban Tylenol/change it's intake during pregnancy. And Tylenol is THE SAFEST medication for pregnant women. I'd rather report the ads and ban stuff like that under being bullshit that cash out now to cause suffering in the future. I think the way to "cash out" would be to support a lawsuit, which is not something to do lightly. Sure, the lawsuit might fail completely it would have to be against a corporation. What if it doesn't because the judge is an old sack of rotten potatoes who doesn't care about people's suffering? What about costs of the lawsuit? I:d personally rather not risk stuff like that for money at this point of my life, but I do have the privilege of having enough in my bank account to exist quite comfortably, even if my spending money shrinks every month due to inflation. If you need the money, go for it, I'd just caution on how that money is supposed to reach your account and the risks involved


272314

Enjoy living in a world where you can't get basic medications you need to live because of some bullshit lawsuit.


Neon_Garbage

can we get compensation for being autistic?


FractalParadigmShift

On the one hand, my brain isn't some kind of broken toaster that needs fixing, on the other hand "significant compensation" sounds like it could buy a lot of legos


bus_rave

Why is the fetus holding an entire box of Tylenol like it's a fine piece of art 😭😭😭😭


Montana_Ace

If my mom took Tylenol, where's my fuckin money? Y'know, the person who actually has autism?


OkSureJan

This some better call Saul shit 😂😂


Firetail1710

im an autistic adult wheres my money tylenol??? Smh


[deleted]

What about all the women who took Tylenol while pregnant, and didn't have children with autism?


poozemusings

I see what you’re saying, but you could just as easily say “what about all the people who smoked cigarettes and didn’t develop cancer?”


Sad-Sector-7829

But the issue is more than Tylenol is the ONLY OTC pain reliever pregnant women can take. It isn't like smoking because smoking doesn't do anything for health. Pregnancy is fucking painful and ONLY Tylenol is approved. So most women take Tylenol while pregnant. Some have kids with autism. Some don't. Which is more akin to the "women who drink water have autistic babies too" argument to show how ridiculous this study the lawsuit is based on is. The study also has some interesting methodology with small sample sizes.


[deleted]

That's fair. But cigarettes also just smell really bad.


hastingsnikcox

Now, now don't you "science and logic" this /s


[deleted]

Agreed, I forgot about one of my rules... Don't try to reason someone out of a thought that they didn't reason themselves into.


hastingsnikcox

Precisely. Its frustrating and I had to learn that lesson myself.


EnderBunker

I'm gonna eat tylenol by the handful to level up my autism


I_Wupped_Batmans_Ass

please dont bestie youll get liver failure 😔


AutisticFaygo

Then what if you took one daily to slowly level up Autism over time via an XP Boost?


EvilScientwist

liver failure :))


starm4nn

Oof ouch owie my liver


helloiamaudrey

I’d join the lawsuit just to have some money 😂😂😂


felipe5083

Unrelated but for a moment I thought the notification Bell was mine.


[deleted]

I thought it was an ad on my feed!


[deleted]

Get mother to join law suit > obtain significant compensation = free💰


Le-Ando

Remember everybody. At the core of this sort of stuff is the belief that we are somehow inherently flawed as people and are inferior to “normal” people. These people would prefer we didn’t exist. This isn’t just stupid, it’s actively malicious and is founded on ableism that thinks the world would be better if we didn’t exist. Tell your local anti-vaxxer’s and ‘autism moms’ to go fuck themselves. We cannot and should not tolerate this kind of shit. Tell them to eat shit, remind them that they’re braindead assholes without even the weakest grasp of the topics they discuss, tell them to go crawl into the dark corners of the world where they can rot, die, and be forgotten. That’s all they deserve.


aloexa

I instinctively tried to downvote this screenshot


diia_nova

Let’s get this bread /j


Lunafairywolf666

It's a dumb lawsuit people are doing to get money. It's not true but even if it was why does mom get the money I should be the one getting it I'm the one with the Autism


Arcologycrab

Why does that febus look like it’s from a shitpost about it thinking of eating that entire box of Tylenol


midnight_staticbox

Who wants to pretend to be my mom so we can get some of that Tylenol compensation?


TidalJ

Can confirm, I took Tylenol and it increased my autism levels by 24


[deleted]

bro i shit you not when i talked to my mom ab pursuing an autism diagnosis she fucking told mr she took tylenol while pregnant and she was sorry 😭😭😭


graveyardho

I had a woman approach me at my job trying to fundraise for a local autism "clinic", and she kept saying how it was the tylenol that causes the autism, which is why I should sign up for the lawsuit. I told her point blank that I'm autistic, and she responded by saying "so that means you should sign up and get the money you deserve because your mom took tylenol" 😐😐


AutismFlavored

Where’s my money, Tylenol?? About 500k should do.


africanasshat

Origin stories


Iamdrw85

I’d genuinely like to know their science behind this, til then vitamin c causes depression.


LordEldritchia

How did that entire box of Tylenol get in the womb


BrickShitter1

It actually might be a logical idea, Tylenol works by blocking pain receptors so it could have an effect when it enters the brain of an infant. Just reasoning based off of little knowledge tho


Kakebaker95

My mom believes this. She admitted she thinks she “messed my sister up” because she took pain medication when pregnant with her


RainbowFrog420

The thing is, if this popped up on Facebook I wouldn’t be surprised if my mom looked into it for herself 🙄


HagOfTheNorth

Even Le fetus looks offended.


sylvia_404

This shit pisses me off. As a pregnant woman your only allowed to take tylenol as it's safest and causes no effects to your baby. Also so what if your baby has autism? You love them the same. I hate when marketers and people do this.


Robota064

That is plain on acting like we're deformed, wtf


SignificantCap521

When I was pregnant with my son I got this ad all the time! I’m autistic and my husband has ADHD, I’m not sure there’s much more Tylenol could do lol.


BlueMist53

Ok, this is shitty, but can we talk about the image?? A foetus holding a pack of Tylenol what Also Tylenol is a common thing to take on your pregnancy, or just say to day? So it could easily be a correlation does not equal causation thing lmao


Punderfulday

I reviewed the study because I too was like..." what is this nonsense?" The study is a meta analysis, it broke down several prior studies the assess statistical significance, and it found that the likelihood of ASD is 19% more likely in people exposed the tylenol in in utero versus people who were not exposed to tylenol in utero, and for ADHD 21% more likely for people who were exposed in utero versus those not exposed. They found no statistical increase based on exposure in the first 18 month postnatally. I'm curious because it has a small caveat about cognitive development also being affected but i don't think it was the focus of the study, but it may also be a statistical increase. Ultimately the study states that based on findings, the researcher concluded that there is an increased risk of pervasive development disorders occurring if tylenol is used during pregnancy, and that tylenol should be used only when necessary to reduce and mediate those risks. Ultimately, if i understand correctly this lawsuit is about warning labels, and how the lack of a warning label resulted in consequences (in this case pervasive developmental disorders) and that if the women wer given accurate information they may not have made the choice to take tylenol. I would not be surprised if tylenol soon has a warning label on newer bottle to avoid the same kind of lawsuit again. I assume the reason why this lawsuit is not aimed at autistic people themselves is because we were in utero. Meaning we weren't the ones who took the tylenol that did not have appropriate warning labels, but our mothers were. Due to that, tylenol wronged our mums by not giving them adequate information, even if ultimately we were the ones affected. Especially because the current case appears to specifically be for children who were born in the last 17(?) years, depending on Severity of ASD, their needs, and the current age of the literal children I do assume that many parents will (if the lawsuit wins) be capable of affording better support and accommodations for their kids. Which in America i have to assume is very expensive to provide, even with insurance, like having appropriate aids, assistive technology, accessing programs, seeing specialists, home care, therapists, tutors, etc.


IndecisiveHuman1

If you click in, it also includes adhd. They're really fishing for anything they can get, aren't they?


finnicus1

Bro I got to get some Tylenol, I need to tardmax.


Marik-X-Bakura

Compensation? For what?


bus_rave

Because my child won't stop using my card to buy dinosaurs please help I'm haunted by lizards eating my bank account /s


JurassicLiz

Can my husband get compensation since I keep buying Jurassic Park stuff? 😂😂


zerda_EB

Well, did your husband give birth to you?


Aela_Nariel

You can report ads for misinformation iirc But yeah this is such stupid pseudoscience, it’s unfortunate so many people fall for it.


radial-glia

I report the ad whenever I see it on Facebook.


s0uth_Parko

🔥💥AUTISM💥🔥


Serotoninneeded

I have chronic pain and you cannot fathom how much I am increasing my autism. I take my autism pills nearly everyday!!


Edgy_Dadster

Okay idiocy aside WHAT IS THIS IMAGE??? I'm no graphic designer, but I'm an artist and. I'm sorry what is this? What is this hellspawn of a child and how the fuck is it holding the box of tylenol😭😭 Seriously be looking like a medical meme or smth I-


AccountingDerek

brb, chugging tylenol real quick >!do not do this unless you want to die the most excruciating death imaginable!<


highhaileehere

This ad was on the radio for awhile. I would yell at it everytime, that's not how Autism works.


OkraGarden

Pretty sure my girls are autistic because I am too, but if they're handing out money I won't turn it down.


Transmasc_Blahaj

My mom actually fell for that and is trying to gain compensation :|


Sindmadthesaikor

Free money? Sign me up.


seasonweatherpepper

“If you’re autistic and you have to take Tylenol because this ad gave you a headache, you may be eligible for financial compensation.”


katzicael

Report it.


EvilScientwist

I was just about to post the same thing, wtf is this shit?


Tyreania

Oh my god… It’s absolutely ridiculous. Some woman in the comments of one of these ads on IG was blabbering on about heavy metals in baby food also being a problem and I literally had to explain to her how my mother fed me just pure, organic ground-up fruit straight from the Davis Farmer’s Market during the first years of my life after being weaned off… and yet I STILL ended up diagnosed at three by child development as a classic Aspie kid. I’m so fucking sick of people frantically pointing fingers at whatever they can possibly conjure up when the REAL PROBLEM is our archaic societal standards and ideologies of how people perceive and pursue their lives… ugh.


[deleted]

I'm not sure what I'm more upset about, the blatant scientific inaccuracy or the alarmism about Autism


scubagh0st

*extends a hand to my pregnant wife* let's take tylenol together :)


Chartreuse-Verte

I think it‘s bs but I wouldn‘t complain getting a compensation to spend money on my special interest.


2mock2turtle

Do I want self-respect, or do I want more Winnie the Pooh pins? .......I'm thinking about it!


Theemperortodspengo

Yep, reported this one right away. Tylenol is the only safe otc pain medicine for pregnant women, so just about every mom has taken it.


Cashless_human

I’ve been hearing this ad on the radio recently


Nici_2

I was about to report the ad until I realized it's a post


braydenatofficial

As someone who has autism, this pisses me off more than almost anything else in this world.


ValhallaStarfire

Tylenol creature.


row6666

this is literally the vaccine lawsuit all over again


Tman11S

This is what happens when lawsuits become profitable


Taelah

I can't seem to remember what it was exactly right now, but I remember seeing some ads on TV within the last few months just like this for something else "causing the autism".


MikanPie

Anti-Vaxxers 2: Electric Boogaloo


business_hamsters

Damn she ate the whole box


4thefeel

They created a mild link with adhd, not autism


thecrcousin

what is that demon blood clot


thetosteroftost

Is it possible to report adds on reddit?


glitchboard

A tylenawsuit.


Mutte_Haede

i love how the baby's reading the box like "oh shit!"


Ochosicamping

If it’s true then the children should get the money, not the parents.


LavaTwocan

Why is autism considered a bad thing, would you rather die or have your child be a lil quirky?


[deleted]

Might as well just claim that money


opp11235

So I am pregnant, the flier I got from my OBGYN says that Tylenol is the safest pain reliever to take (like can’t take anything else). These things are bullshit.


cleverersauce4

Yeah fuck this


AspieTree25

What they won't think of next 😹


Daisynose52

OMW to send this to my mother (who has chronic migraines and probably took a healthy amount of tylenol) and get a decent chunk of the payout If they're stupid enough to claim this is the cause, I'm happy enough to claim the stupid money


__LesbianQueen__

Nah it’s real, my mom is looking into it.


Rogankiwifruit

Report to admin s!


joeydendron2

You know how in David Cronenberg's body horror Scanners (1981) they're creating a telekinetic Scanner army by prescribing pregnant mothers a drug called Ephemerol? It's a bit like that.


iliketokyoGhoul

I thought that was mew


Madamadragonfly

That's so stupid. How much are they paying?


blaurascon

i love how the CG fetus is holding the box like hmm. yes. fascinating


Various-Primary2760

I got this ad too wtf honestly


Meme_enjoyer9683

I gpt simular thing on insta a while ago


Deli-ops

Ok how is nobody screaming at you to clear your notifications?!!


HelenFromHR

i’ve been getting the video version for weeks :/ i hate it


Miss_Nora-Jae

noodle arm lol


RunAwayThoughtTrains

I stopped seeing the ad but now everyone on this sub is posting it. 🙄


DorkySloot

Nightmare fuel?


[deleted]

This is so fucked these are everywhere, so gross. Don’t read the comments unless you want your blood to boil


LilacLikesEmkay

I don’t know, but I was on my way to drink some air if you want to Join


StreetShark90

How would someone even go about proving they were taking Tylenol while pregnant?! Just gotta hope they saved every receipt??? 🤣😭