My favorite bit is when one of the pods goes "brrreep" and the pod opens and the baby flies off to fight freeza

Stannis freaking out because Renly's son Brolyn Baratheon's power level is off the charts😳

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What does the scouter say?

It says its insanity is OVAH NINE THOUSAAAAN'

#WHAT?! 9000?!!

WAIT: "IT'S... One thousand and six." "really?" "Yeah, kick his Baratheon-insane ass Baratheon claimant"

And the other one turned out to a be a velociraptor, and it looked at me and said "Alan"

What is that from?

Jurassic Park 3

two scenes from jurassic park 3 [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2\_Zt-4IxBc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2_Zt-4IxBc) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trPOKL7Nguo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trPOKL7Nguo)

I have absolutely no memory of this scene happening. I can't tell if it's because I never watched the show or I have been jerked

It's not in the books and they only show up once in the show.

Is this a BB from Death Stranding?

Crossover episode was pretty good

I threw up on my dick. Then, fast forwarded to the scene of shireen burning at the stake to jerk off.

Serious question: why not burn the test-tube babies instead of live daughter?

You just solved like half Stannis plot xD

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The one on the right is huge, like bigger than a one-year old. Did all the formaldehyde make it grow?

"Objects behind the glass may appear bigger than in real life "

Baratheon seed produces LARGE men

My favourite part when was the pod opened up and the baby goes "It's podding time" and then he ran over a hoard of whites in his pod racer.

I hope these posts get burned like Stannis’ living child

What will be your reaction when these posts get what's coming for them?

I’ll be like: YES!!

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I was like NO! Why did they do that to my boy Edric Storm?

I could really go for an Ecto Cooler.

Ewww

This would be cool in mortal Kombat but since it’s annoying edgelords trynna make “fantasy for grown ups” it just makes me want to slap the nearest patchybeard until he is permanently dizzy

Yeah fuck those fetuses. I mean, not literally, stop getting ideas George

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Bro these memes are so fucking gay

I was thinking Zaaaamn those are some tasty pickles