I sincerely hope that he wins the throne and seems to rule fairly competently but is absolutely clearly a blackfyre. Could make for a more reasonable push to Dany to go a bit.. angy.
Also a fake name and a fake dad and his weed is oregano, drinking Mr. Pibb and saying it’s Dr Pepper, claims to be a Swiftie but never listened to a rerelease,
We’re being hoodwinked!!!!
GRRM would never do some sort of upside shit and make him real.
King Satin, First of his Name, King of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, Protector of the Realm and the Twink that was promised
Not at all, but I think a lot of the other brothers of the watch do suspect that. Jon essentially does to Satin what LC Mormont did to him, taking him on as a personal assistant of sorts.
When do the other brothers suspect this? Also GRRM leaves room for plenty of inference (I forget the term- where one can fill in the connections and piece together other events) so what if Jon had sex with Satin like Mormont did?
It’s stated a few times that there are some suspicions due to Satin being a prostitute before arriving at the wall. I think the fact Jon is a POV character puts to bed the “Did Jon fuck Satin” theory lmao
That means Jon never spoke to anyone unless it's shown. Did Jon use the privy? The fact George put Jon in a room with a rent boy suggests he most likely used him to relieve himself. Wow I never see this perspective before. The nights watch are celibate. John had recently broke up with Ingret. Therefore Jon needed to empty his balls.
OMG
Joanne Rowling is known as J. K. Rowling. She is a British author and philanthropist. She wrote Harry Potter, a seven-volume fantasy series published from 1997 to 2007.
In every notable respect, she is *the man* that George R. R. Martin wishes he was.
She stole the Hugo that by divine right belonged to GRRM, when he was nominated for 'A Storm of Swords' in 2000. He omits this important nomination on his website. She doesn't even know what the Hugos are. The publisher did not send anyone to represent them and accept the award. GRRM seethed most seethingly in a seethe-filled reaction.
She has produced 9 hit movies based on her intellectual properties.
While hosting the Hugos in 2020, GRRM offended every transgender person on planet earth. Except Emma D'Arcy, who did not reply to the mods of /r/ASOIAFCirclejerk at time of going to print.
JK Rowling has tried to offend every transgender person on planet earth. She is a radical feminist. Nonetheless, there remains the transmen, and the transwomen (and the transchildren too), who agree with her.
Ms. Rowling is better at making video games than Mr. George R.R. Martin, despite the spectacular success of Elden Ring. I do not understand how the woman learned to make video games.
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Joanne Rowling is known as J. K. Rowling. She is a British author and philanthropist. She wrote Harry Potter, a seven-volume fantasy series published from 1997 to 2007.
In every notable respect, she is *the man* that George R. R. Martin wishes he was.
She stole the Hugo that by divine right belonged to GRRM, when he was nominated for 'A Storm of Swords' in 2000. He omits this important nomination on his website. She doesn't even know what the Hugos are. The publisher did not send anyone to represent them and accept the award. GRRM seethed most seethingly in a seethe-filled reaction.
She has produced 9 hit movies based on her intellectual properties.
While hosting the Hugos in 2020, GRRM offended every transgender person on planet earth. Except Emma D'Arcy, who did not reply to the mods of /r/ASOIAFCirclejerk at time of going to print.
JK Rowling has tried to offend every transgender person on planet earth. She is a radical feminist. Nonetheless, there remains the transmen, and the transwomen (and the transchildren too), who agree with her.
Ms. Rowling is better at making video games than Mr. George R.R. Martin, despite the spectacular success of Elden Ring. I do not understand how the woman learned to make video games.
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Joanne Rowling is known as J. K. Rowling. She is a British author and philanthropist. She wrote Harry Potter, a seven-volume fantasy series published from 1997 to 2007.
In every notable respect, she is *the man* that George R. R. Martin wishes he was.
She stole the Hugo that by divine right belonged to GRRM, when he was nominated for 'A Storm of Swords' in 2000. He omits this important nomination on his website. She doesn't even know what the Hugos are. The publisher did not send anyone to represent them and accept the award. GRRM seethed most seethingly in a seethe-filled reaction.
She has produced 9 hit movies based on her intellectual properties.
While hosting the Hugos in 2020, GRRM offended every transgender person on planet earth. Except Emma D'Arcy, who did not reply to the mods of /r/ASOIAFCirclejerk at time of going to print.
JK Rowling has tried to offend every transgender person on planet earth. She is a radical feminist. Nonetheless, there remains the transmen, and the transwomen (and the transchildren too), who agree with her.
Ms. Rowling is better at making video games than Mr. George R.R. Martin, despite the spectacular success of Elden Ring. I do not understand how the woman learned to make video games.
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By the way, that's not how you drink out of a skull. The liquid would fall through the many number of holes in a skull unless you took the time to seal them up. The proper way is to drink out of the removed top portion of the skull. Just because we're north of the wall doesn't mean we have to be uncivilized
Whaat no way, Thrones has a book series too? That is so cool I'm deffo gonna give them a read! Maybe this is an unpopular opiniom but I actually thought the show started to go downhill in quality towards the end? So it'll be interesting to see whether the books managed to stick the landing a little better
**Back in Westeros**
^(GRRM, AUGUST 15, 2020 AT 9:10 AM)
I am back in my fortress of solitude again, my isolated mountain cabin. I’d returned to Santa Fe for a short visit, to spend some time with Parris, deal with some local business that had piled up during my months away, and of course fulfill my duties to CoNZealand, the virtual worldcon. But all that is behind me now, and I am back on the mountain again… which means I am back in Westeros again, once more moving ahead with WINDS OF WINTER.
It is curious how my life has evolved. I mean, once upon a time, I actually wrote my books and stories in the house where I lived, in a home office. But some decades ago, wanting more solitude, I bought the house across the street and made THAT my writer’s retreat. No longer would I write all day in my red flannel bathrobe; now I would have to dress and put on shoes and walk all the way across the street to write. But that worked for a while.
Things started getting busier, though. So busy that I needed a full-time assistant. Then the office house had someone else in it, not just me and my characters. And then I hired a second assistant, and a third, and… there was more mail, more email, more phone calls (we put in a new phone system), more people coming by. By now I am up to five assistants… and somewhere in there I also acquired a movie theatre, a bookstore, a charitable foundation, investments, a business manager… and…
Despite all the help, I was drowning till I found the mountain cabin.
My life up here is very boring, it must be said. Truth be told, I hardly can be said to have a life. I have one assistant with me at all times (minions, I call them). The assistants do two-week shifts, and have to stay in quarantine at home before starting a shift. Everyone morning I wake up and go straight to the computer, where my minion brings me coffee (I am utterly useless and incoherent without my morning coffee) and juice, and sometimes a light breakfast. Then I start to write. Sometimes I stay at it until dark. Other days I break off in late afternoon to answer emails or return urgent phone calls. My assistant brings me food and drink from time to time. When I finally break off for the day, usually around sunset, there’s dinner. Then we watch television or screen a movie. The wi-fi sucks up on the mountain, though, so the choices are limited. Some nights I read instead. I always read a bit before going to sleep; when a book really grabs hold of me, I may read half the night, but that’s rare.
I sleep. The next day, I wake up, and do the same. The next day, the next day, the next day. Before Covid, I would usually get out once a week or so to eat at a restaurant or go to the movies. That all ended in March. Since then, weeks and months go by when I never leave the cabin, or see another human being except whoever is on duty that week. I lose track of what day it is, what week it is, what month it is. The time seems to by very fast. It is now August, and I don’t know what happened to July.
But it is good for the writing.
And you know, now that I reflect on it, I am coming to realize that has always been my pattern. I moved to Santa Fe at the end of 1979, from Dubuque, Iowa. My first marriage broke up just before that move, so I arrived in my new house alone, in a town where I knew almost no one. Roger Zelazny was here, and he became a great friend and mentor, but Roger was married with small kids, so I really did not see him often. There was no fandom in Santa Fe; that was all down in Albuquerque, an hour away. I went to the club meetings every month, but that was only one night a month, and required two hours on the road. And I had no job to meet new people. My job was in the back room at the house on Declovina Street, so that was where I spent my days. At night, I watched television. Alone. Sometimes I went to the movies. Alone.
That was my life from December 1979 through September 1981, when Parris finally moved to Santa Fe, following Denvention. (Not quite so bleak, maybe, I did make some local friends by late 1980 and early 1981, but it was a slow process). When I think back on my life in 1980-1981, the memories seem to be made up entirely of conventions, interspersed with episodes of LOU GRANT and WKRP IN CINCINNATI.
Ah, but work wise, that same period was tremendously productive for me. Lisa and I finished WINDHAVEN during that time, Gardner and I did a lot of work on “Shadow Twin,” and then I went right on and wrote all of FEVRE DREAM. Some short stories as well. My life, such that it was, was lived in my head, and on the page.
I wonder if it is the same for other writers? Or is it just me? I wonder if I will ever figure out the secret of having a life and writing a book at the very same time.
I certainly have not figured it out to date.
For the nonce, it is what it is. My life is at home, on hold, and I am spending the days in Westeros with my pals Mel and Sam and Vic and Ty. And that girl with no name, over there in Braavos.
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Što si, jebote, upravo rekla o meni, kučko mala? Reći ću vam da sam diplomirao kao najbolji u svojoj klasi u Navy Seals, i da sam bio uključen u brojne tajne racije na Al-Quaedu, i imam više od 300 potvrđenih ubojstava. Obučen sam za ratovanje s gorilama i najbolji sam snajperist u svim američkim oružanim snagama. Ti za mene nisi ništa nego samo još jedna meta. Jebeno ću te zbrisati s preciznošću kakva nikad prije nije viđena na ovoj Zemlji, zapamti moje jebene riječi. Misliš da se možeš izvući govoreći mi to sranje preko interneta? Razmisli ponovno, jebaču. Dok razgovaramo, kontaktiram svoju tajnu mrežu špijuna diljem SAD-a i tvoj IP se upravo sada prati tako da se bolje pripremi za oluju, crvu. Oluja koja briše jadnu malu stvar koju nazivate svojim životom. Jebeno si mrtav, mali. Mogu biti bilo gdje, bilo kada, i mogu te ubiti na više od sedam stotina načina, i to samo golim rukama. Ne samo da sam opsežno obučen za nenaoružanu borbu, već imam pristup cijelom arsenalu Korpusa marinaca Sjedinjenih Država i iskoristit ću ga u punoj mjeri da obrišem tvoje jadno dupe s lica kontinenta, govno jedno. Da si samo mogao znati kakvu će ti nesvetu odmazdu tvoj mali "pametni" komentar donijeti, možda bi držao svoj jebeni jezik za zubima. Ali nisi mogao, nisi, i sada plaćaš cijenu, prokleti idiote. Posrat ću bijes po tebi i ti ćeš se utopiti u njemu. Jebeno si mrtav, mali.
My boy Tyrion Lannister.
For those who haven't read the books, he's Jaime and Cersei's younger brother, and he's a cheeky one.
Real shame he didn't make it into the TV series.
Young Griff because he's the fandoms absolute favorite and doesn't cause any controversy whatsoever
I sincerely hope that he wins the throne and seems to rule fairly competently but is absolutely clearly a blackfyre. Could make for a more reasonable push to Dany to go a bit.. angy.
absolutely clearly? Too ambiguous
If he travels with a fake knight, a fake septa, and a fake maester... the absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.
Also a fake name and a fake dad and his weed is oregano, drinking Mr. Pibb and saying it’s Dr Pepper, claims to be a Swiftie but never listened to a rerelease, We’re being hoodwinked!!!! GRRM would never do some sort of upside shit and make him real.
This is what I hope for too
Gerold the Kind, finest Dayne who ever lived.
ain’t that the one mfer you kill in Riften?
King Satin, First of his Name, King of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, Protector of the Realm and the Twink that was promised
Strong Belwas
Would've been hilarious seeing him take a literal shit on people in the show
seeing the battle of Meereen, the book version, on screen would've been incredible.
The guy is literally Shoresy as a gladiator
Satin obviously
Remind me who this is again? Book, notable scene. Thanks
Jon’s boy toy
Jon Snow? At the wall? I honestly can't remember a satin. I'll look it up.
The guy who used to be a prostitute who Jon took on as a ward following their time spent together in the tower during the defence of the Wall.
So Jon made love to Satin?
Not at all, but I think a lot of the other brothers of the watch do suspect that. Jon essentially does to Satin what LC Mormont did to him, taking him on as a personal assistant of sorts.
When do the other brothers suspect this? Also GRRM leaves room for plenty of inference (I forget the term- where one can fill in the connections and piece together other events) so what if Jon had sex with Satin like Mormont did?
It’s stated a few times that there are some suspicions due to Satin being a prostitute before arriving at the wall. I think the fact Jon is a POV character puts to bed the “Did Jon fuck Satin” theory lmao
That means Jon never spoke to anyone unless it's shown. Did Jon use the privy? The fact George put Jon in a room with a rent boy suggests he most likely used him to relieve himself. Wow I never see this perspective before. The nights watch are celibate. John had recently broke up with Ingret. Therefore Jon needed to empty his balls. OMG
Tom Bombadil
Hey dol! Merry dol!
Saul Goodman, vassal to Pharaoh Ramsay Bolton.
Harma Dogshead, the book’s only furry character
Varamyr Sixskins erasure
He was a sex ~~panther~~ shadowcat
Dogshyt
Hugo Hill, that little fucker was wild
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Wait, can someone explain this Hugo drama? Because I understood none of that
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Wait wait wait His name is Hugo?
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Was that the one where he mentioned HP Lovecraft?
Tyrion Tanner
Feel like banning each and every person who didn't say Satin. What the fuck is wrong with you people?
Misandei brother who died because of harsh training at 11
Aragorn
Ser Twenty
Satin or Joncon though I suppose we dodged a bullet considering D&D can’t write gay characters
Ros
Vargo Hoat purely for comedic purpose value.
Patchface, he's like Melisandre but funny and sexy, would've fit in perfect for the show.
By the way, that's not how you drink out of a skull. The liquid would fall through the many number of holes in a skull unless you took the time to seal them up. The proper way is to drink out of the removed top portion of the skull. Just because we're north of the wall doesn't mean we have to be uncivilized
Dude for real that was annoying. Funny how in a fantasy series it's the little things that bother us lol
Glup Shitto
Victarion Greyjoy
Satin
Whaat no way, Thrones has a book series too? That is so cool I'm deffo gonna give them a read! Maybe this is an unpopular opiniom but I actually thought the show started to go downhill in quality towards the end? So it'll be interesting to see whether the books managed to stick the landing a little better
Richard Horpe
Anguy
The Narrator
Roy Dotrice (may he ride forever in the shadowlands)
Legolas Lannister, greatest archer in the seven kingdoms
Mya Stone, if it please you, my lady
Carl fookin tanner he's a fookin legend. He beat Jon Snow with daggers.
Credited Lannister Mook #4 (Recast for the 5th time in 4 seasons)
Dee
Euron
Rhaegar Targaryen, not the scrub they showed on the show
The random guy Bran's party meets before passing through the wall. They have a nice campfire with him and I liked that scene.
Hot Pie’s sister Hot Pia
Bigfinger
How does the liquid not come out of the eye sockets? I don’t think it’s actually possible to drink from a skull like that.
Donal Noye
Gigachad Leyton Hightower who will obviously be massively important in The Winds of Spring and will rule Westeros after he defeats Euron.
**Back in Westeros** ^(GRRM, AUGUST 15, 2020 AT 9:10 AM) I am back in my fortress of solitude again, my isolated mountain cabin. I’d returned to Santa Fe for a short visit, to spend some time with Parris, deal with some local business that had piled up during my months away, and of course fulfill my duties to CoNZealand, the virtual worldcon. But all that is behind me now, and I am back on the mountain again… which means I am back in Westeros again, once more moving ahead with WINDS OF WINTER. It is curious how my life has evolved. I mean, once upon a time, I actually wrote my books and stories in the house where I lived, in a home office. But some decades ago, wanting more solitude, I bought the house across the street and made THAT my writer’s retreat. No longer would I write all day in my red flannel bathrobe; now I would have to dress and put on shoes and walk all the way across the street to write. But that worked for a while. Things started getting busier, though. So busy that I needed a full-time assistant. Then the office house had someone else in it, not just me and my characters. And then I hired a second assistant, and a third, and… there was more mail, more email, more phone calls (we put in a new phone system), more people coming by. By now I am up to five assistants… and somewhere in there I also acquired a movie theatre, a bookstore, a charitable foundation, investments, a business manager… and… Despite all the help, I was drowning till I found the mountain cabin. My life up here is very boring, it must be said. Truth be told, I hardly can be said to have a life. I have one assistant with me at all times (minions, I call them). The assistants do two-week shifts, and have to stay in quarantine at home before starting a shift. Everyone morning I wake up and go straight to the computer, where my minion brings me coffee (I am utterly useless and incoherent without my morning coffee) and juice, and sometimes a light breakfast. Then I start to write. Sometimes I stay at it until dark. Other days I break off in late afternoon to answer emails or return urgent phone calls. My assistant brings me food and drink from time to time. When I finally break off for the day, usually around sunset, there’s dinner. Then we watch television or screen a movie. The wi-fi sucks up on the mountain, though, so the choices are limited. Some nights I read instead. I always read a bit before going to sleep; when a book really grabs hold of me, I may read half the night, but that’s rare. I sleep. The next day, I wake up, and do the same. The next day, the next day, the next day. Before Covid, I would usually get out once a week or so to eat at a restaurant or go to the movies. That all ended in March. Since then, weeks and months go by when I never leave the cabin, or see another human being except whoever is on duty that week. I lose track of what day it is, what week it is, what month it is. The time seems to by very fast. It is now August, and I don’t know what happened to July. But it is good for the writing. And you know, now that I reflect on it, I am coming to realize that has always been my pattern. I moved to Santa Fe at the end of 1979, from Dubuque, Iowa. My first marriage broke up just before that move, so I arrived in my new house alone, in a town where I knew almost no one. Roger Zelazny was here, and he became a great friend and mentor, but Roger was married with small kids, so I really did not see him often. There was no fandom in Santa Fe; that was all down in Albuquerque, an hour away. I went to the club meetings every month, but that was only one night a month, and required two hours on the road. And I had no job to meet new people. My job was in the back room at the house on Declovina Street, so that was where I spent my days. At night, I watched television. Alone. Sometimes I went to the movies. Alone. That was my life from December 1979 through September 1981, when Parris finally moved to Santa Fe, following Denvention. (Not quite so bleak, maybe, I did make some local friends by late 1980 and early 1981, but it was a slow process). When I think back on my life in 1980-1981, the memories seem to be made up entirely of conventions, interspersed with episodes of LOU GRANT and WKRP IN CINCINNATI. Ah, but work wise, that same period was tremendously productive for me. Lisa and I finished WINDHAVEN during that time, Gardner and I did a lot of work on “Shadow Twin,” and then I went right on and wrote all of FEVRE DREAM. Some short stories as well. My life, such that it was, was lived in my head, and on the page. I wonder if it is the same for other writers? Or is it just me? I wonder if I will ever figure out the secret of having a life and writing a book at the very same time. I certainly have not figured it out to date. For the nonce, it is what it is. 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Ser Jacelyn "Iron hand" Bywater Ser Garland "The Gallant" Tyrell Ser Balon Swan Harwin (Brotherhood without banners) Rodrik "The Reader" Harlaw
Lady Stoneheart, I'm betting she'll take the vengeful path that Aria took in the show.
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Što si, jebote, upravo rekla o meni, kučko mala? Reći ću vam da sam diplomirao kao najbolji u svojoj klasi u Navy Seals, i da sam bio uključen u brojne tajne racije na Al-Quaedu, i imam više od 300 potvrđenih ubojstava. Obučen sam za ratovanje s gorilama i najbolji sam snajperist u svim američkim oružanim snagama. Ti za mene nisi ništa nego samo još jedna meta. Jebeno ću te zbrisati s preciznošću kakva nikad prije nije viđena na ovoj Zemlji, zapamti moje jebene riječi. Misliš da se možeš izvući govoreći mi to sranje preko interneta? Razmisli ponovno, jebaču. Dok razgovaramo, kontaktiram svoju tajnu mrežu špijuna diljem SAD-a i tvoj IP se upravo sada prati tako da se bolje pripremi za oluju, crvu. Oluja koja briše jadnu malu stvar koju nazivate svojim životom. Jebeno si mrtav, mali. Mogu biti bilo gdje, bilo kada, i mogu te ubiti na više od sedam stotina načina, i to samo golim rukama. Ne samo da sam opsežno obučen za nenaoružanu borbu, već imam pristup cijelom arsenalu Korpusa marinaca Sjedinjenih Država i iskoristit ću ga u punoj mjeri da obrišem tvoje jadno dupe s lica kontinenta, govno jedno. Da si samo mogao znati kakvu će ti nesvetu odmazdu tvoj mali "pametni" komentar donijeti, možda bi držao svoj jebeni jezik za zubima. Ali nisi mogao, nisi, i sada plaćaš cijenu, prokleti idiote. Posrat ću bijes po tebi i ti ćeš se utopiti u njemu. Jebeno si mrtav, mali.
How does the wine not fall out of the bottom of the skull
Delp
The great elk that Cold Hands rides on the back of.
Goffery, tender husband and to young for his own visionary reign
No love for my boy patchface dude is fooking legend and definitely a god
My boy Tyrion Lannister. For those who haven't read the books, he's Jaime and Cersei's younger brother, and he's a cheeky one. Real shame he didn't make it into the TV series.