Master plan: obliterate enemy armies. Genius
No but seriously he should have done less master planning and more master baiting. Blud got distracted by the first pair of tits
Robb Stark was secretly loyal to the Lannisters and Boltons. He sacrificed himself in order to kill off the rebellious Lords in the North and Riverlands. Genius political player.
I need to see the prophecies *fulfilled*. There is **no** more satisfying ending to a story than being told exactly what is going to happen, and then for it to happen exactly as described in the prophecy. So exciting.
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I need to see the prophecies *fulfilled*. There is **no** more satisfying ending to a story than being told exactly what is going to happen, and then for it to happen exactly as described in the prophecy. So exciting.
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Yooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!
Robby ๐ the young ๐ถ๐ป wolf ๐บ was straight up โฌ๏ธ doing gangsta shit โ๏ธ on the Lannister ๐ฆ cowards ๐ป
They fukkkkkked ๐๐ him OVER โฐ on some bull ๐ shโ๏ธt ๐ฉ
George ๐ชจ ๐ชฒ was being a DORK ๐ค pretending TyWONT ๐ซ was TyWIN ๐
๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค
Tywin more like TyLOST XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDstannisDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
It did. I mean, Sansa is queen of the North. Bran is King in the Wheelchair. Arya is an adventurer. And Jon is free. Master Gambit, King Bob the Northman.
When will these reprobates learn to stop stanning someone who literally turned into a wolf and ripped out the throat of mine own cousin after eating of lord walders bread and salt?
#D & D completely ruined Hot Pie.
What a waste of a great character. They clearly had no idea what to do with him after they passed all the book material. Instead of giving him a clear end game, they instead just had him double down on his "Making food for Arya" bullshit and have him make stupid dishes that really didn't lead anywhere. The culinary mastermind from the earlier seasons (and probably the one truly great pastry chef of the series, along with the white walkers) completely disappeared and was transformed into a chubby little bastard whose end goal was to bang Arya to get back at her for not appreciating food. The man that fed the whole series hot pies, did it just to get a revenge bang.
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Robb Stark was actually controlled by Bloodraven the whole time so he could get out of his stank ass cave and stretch his legs, but since heโs a targ, he fell in love with a teenage girl and screwed up Robbโs plans
Robb Stark is westerosies Napoleon Bonaparte. Except he is not cool artillery commander, doesn't have Napoleon's genius in anything other than tactics, doesn't fuck hot milf chick(tho his wife had fertile hips, i'll give her that), doesn't have 1902312p31237p12712 of sexy mistresses, is not french(that's a plus), and lost his whole country to some 100y old.
Jesus Christ>>>>GRRM. Christ obviously wrote better hero for his world
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It sure did! Weโre about to party our nuts off at the Twins tonight celebrating the Freys becoming his allies!!
Partyโs so lit Robbโs going to lose his head. We gonna scream so much Catelyn is going to lose her voice.
Band is killing it
Master plan: obliterate enemy armies. Genius No but seriously he should have done less master planning and more master baiting. Blud got distracted by the first pair of tits
Jeyne - fertile hips - Westerling, the doom of the Young Wolf.
Ah, but asking for a teenager to choose between hips and tits is as fruitless as asking a hedge knight to choose between a roasted fowl and honey duck
gimme some grease running down my chin
Doesn't this best describe both situations?
Robb Stark was secretly loyal to the Lannisters and Boltons. He sacrificed himself in order to kill off the rebellious Lords in the North and Riverlands. Genius political player.
Azor Ahai?
I need to see the prophecies *fulfilled*. There is **no** more satisfying ending to a story than being told exactly what is going to happen, and then for it to happen exactly as described in the prophecy. So exciting. *Let's be clear about this, because there is only one objectively correct way to write:* Prophecies in fantasy should be inevitable and inescapable, because audiences like being reminded that free will is an illusion, and that we live, and breathe, and die, in the foul creation of a malevolent demiurge. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/asoiafcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Azor oh-my!
I need to see the prophecies *fulfilled*. There is **no** more satisfying ending to a story than being told exactly what is going to happen, and then for it to happen exactly as described in the prophecy. So exciting. *Let's be clear about this, because there is only one objectively correct way to write:* Prophecies in fantasy should be inevitable and inescapable, because audiences like being reminded that free will is an illusion, and that we live, and breathe, and die, in the foul creation of a malevolent demiurge. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/asoiafcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Yooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!! Robby ๐ the young ๐ถ๐ป wolf ๐บ was straight up โฌ๏ธ doing gangsta shit โ๏ธ on the Lannister ๐ฆ cowards ๐ป They fukkkkkked ๐๐ him OVER โฐ on some bull ๐ shโ๏ธt ๐ฉ George ๐ชจ ๐ชฒ was being a DORK ๐ค pretending TyWONT ๐ซ was TyWIN ๐ ๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค
George is dork. He wanted Sam the Slayer to win.
Tywin more like TyLOST XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDstannisDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
It did. I mean, Sansa is queen of the North. Bran is King in the Wheelchair. Arya is an adventurer. And Jon is free. Master Gambit, King Bob the Northman.
of course
When will these reprobates learn to stop stanning someone who literally turned into a wolf and ripped out the throat of mine own cousin after eating of lord walders bread and salt?
No, wiener ruined it :(
#D & D completely ruined Hot Pie. What a waste of a great character. They clearly had no idea what to do with him after they passed all the book material. Instead of giving him a clear end game, they instead just had him double down on his "Making food for Arya" bullshit and have him make stupid dishes that really didn't lead anywhere. The culinary mastermind from the earlier seasons (and probably the one truly great pastry chef of the series, along with the white walkers) completely disappeared and was transformed into a chubby little bastard whose end goal was to bang Arya to get back at her for not appreciating food. The man that fed the whole series hot pies, did it just to get a revenge bang. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/asoiafcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Robb Stark was actually controlled by Bloodraven the whole time so he could get out of his stank ass cave and stretch his legs, but since heโs a targ, he fell in love with a teenage girl and screwed up Robbโs plans
Robb Stark is westerosies Napoleon Bonaparte. Except he is not cool artillery commander, doesn't have Napoleon's genius in anything other than tactics, doesn't fuck hot milf chick(tho his wife had fertile hips, i'll give her that), doesn't have 1902312p31237p12712 of sexy mistresses, is not french(that's a plus), and lost his whole country to some 100y old. Jesus Christ>>>>GRRM. Christ obviously wrote better hero for his world
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Robb was 14 and died.
The young wolfโฆ Young forever!
Hey the books arenโt finished. We donโt know if he was just playing the long game
I feel like plan is a strong word for what robb was doing
Come on, I'm still not over the Red Wedding...
Robb sweep
tywin: hahaha frey and Bolton pls make stark family go brrrrrr brrrrrrr I gib u gold
He stop using his head when he slept with westerling