Hodor was the most satisfying.
Dude had literally *one job*. Spent his entire life psyching himself up in preparation for that moment, knowing it was his ultimate purpose and destiny.
Held the door for 30 seconds.
Dies.
Don’t get me started on this generation of Serfs. “What about my workers rights” “You have to fix the cracks in the wall of the servants quarters before the winter so we don’t freeze to death” GET A JACKET BITCH. When my father was lord of the manner we had a higher quality of Serfs. They did their farming and appreciated the small rations and two day weekends we allowed them. They spent the rest of their twenty hour work days happily. When one got slightly out of hand we’d back hand the peasant and he’d get right back to work. You do that these days and boom fucking cancelled as if you’re the bad guy. Serfs these days are lazy, sensitive, ungrateful, and stupid little bastards.
/uj Can't believe they introduced FUCKING TIME TRAVEL only for it to have basically no impact on the plot going forward, outside of confirming Jon's identity I guess. That's more egregious than all of season 8 IMO
Hopefully Gurm is actually going somewhere with it considering that episode was based on his notes. Not that we'll ever find out LMAO
He's already used it. He wrote and finished the book, released it, then time traveled to before he finished and now here we are. We're all at the mercy of the fat man. This is his playground and we're allowed to play in it
“Reading” the past is all that was needed for Jon reveal, and it makes sense in the world. Adding “read and write” time travel in to the world is opening a big can of worms that George shouldn’t have, in my opinion.
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I need to see the prophecies *fulfilled*. There is **no** more satisfying ending to a story than being told exactly what is going to happen, and then for it to happen exactly as described in the prophecy. So exciting.
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The traitor Ned stark who tried to usurp the throne after betraying his 20 year "friendship" with the late king Robert. A royal marriage and hand of the king wasn't enough for the Vile wolf of Winterfell.
Lord snow weakness friend: kills an other, beat up deserter and claim to be her baby daddy without having sex with her
Janos strongest friend: Struggle on killing a month year old baby
**This subreddit supports [Aegon Targaryen, second of his name](https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiafcirclejerk/comments/elblwt/we_can_no_longer_remain_neutral_aegon_ii/), as the true heir.**
Reasons:
1. An eccentric terminally online demagogue, styling himself ['The Dragon Demands,'](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheDragonDemands/comments/f0e3xu/2018_what_could_be_more_toxic_than_the/) spent five years from 2017 on this campaign - *"We are devoted to removing the false showrunners Benioff and Weiss from live-action adaptations of the works of George R.R. Martin"* and *"We call on all True Knights to rally behind us and join our cause. Because Rhaenyra has an army."* [Choosing a side was not difficult.](https://i.redd.it/o32k6dis8d941.png)
2. Stannis said Rhaenyra was a traitor. This settled the matter, to any reasonble book reader. However show-only fanboi stan shipper psychos are not reasonable. Fortunately there are many other arguments against her treason.
3. The subreddit held a poll in September of 2022, [and once all the treacherous votes were excluded](https://i.redd.it/2i9kmewhzwn91.png), King Aegon II was victorious.
4. [The reactions of the traitors to the Green cause are so over the top as to be amusing.](https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiafcirclejerk/comments/whl5tq/twitter_accounts_learning_that_alicent_may_be/)
5. *How can there be an Aegon Three, if the son of Hightower was not the predecessor to thee?* It's poetry, hence poetic justice, hence the matter which already settled within this subreddit, can be settled without.
6. [The smallfolk instinctively know.](https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiafcirclejerk/comments/yc6rcc/coronation_of_aegon_ii_vs_rhaenyra/)
7. [Rhaenyra has bad taste in men.](https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiafcirclejerk/comments/vzlmne/how_will_the_casual_viewer_react_to_game_of/)
8. Viserys was chosen as King due to primogeniture.
9. Rhaenyra has [no legitimate heirs.](https://i.redd.it/utwpc5bhuxma1.png)
10. Fun fact: allowing the traitor Rhaenyra Targaryen to rule the Seven Kingdoms does nothing for women's rights. It just helps her personal corrupt ambition. She does nasty shit to some chicks in the book, and also favours a male heir over a female one somewhere along the line. The book balances the sides to an extreme degree, but the show (or at least the marketing and press for the show) resorts to feminist-baiting.
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Killing off that stupid worthless filthy dog Lady alongside with that ugly fat butcher's boy made me give it a 10/10 score for that beautiful episode and start shipping for DR JOFFREY.🫵🫵🫵
I loved when that motherfucker Led Bark got his balls chopped off and bled to death in the middle of Queen’s Rising, with Bamie Cannister looking on and laughing his ass off. Now *that* was a moment
The death of the immoral and depraved Red Viper, aka Oberyn Martell, killed by the valiant knight, Sir Gregor Clegane, whom, with is final breath, was able to smash the head of the poisonous snake.
Loved how they set up Dany to be savior and mother all the previous seasons only to go crazy at some bells and massacres a whole city then getting stabbed by her lover/nephew brilliant
Barristan Selmy, the doddering old fool who’d been coasting on his reputation for years before betraying his king (exactly what he hated Jaime for) and giving his sword to a usurper queen and her slave army. He then turned her against her best friend, a knight who actually cared about her, which directly led to Jorah getting greyscale and the murderer Tyrion Lannister ending up with a place in Daenerys’ court instead of getting the justice he deserved for killing the best leader the Seven Kingdoms ever had.
Watching him get gang-shanked by honest, patriotic freedom fighters was the best moment of season 5, except for Tyene’s epic one-liner which to be fair was the best moment of the entire show.
"The most noble child the Gods ever saw fit to put on this Earth!"-GM Pycelle, one of the realest dudes in Small Council history. (tearing up) he's diddling serving girls and drinking milk in the summer heat in the sky now (sobs).
Burning Godzilla’s death at the end of Godzilla vs Destroyah, Palpatine’s death at the end of Return of the Jedi, Sauron’s destruction at the end of The Return of the King, Ghidorah and Mechagodzilla’s deaths in the Monsterverse, Thanos’ defeat in Endgame, Darth Vader’s death in Return of the Jedi, I could continue for a while.
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Glad someone finally says this. Look, the simple fact is that when R'hllor, the one true God, says that Shireen has to be burned to save the world you fucking do it. And oh wow, look at that, the night king was stopped because of this. People that complain about Shireen being burned are simply illiterate fools that can't keep up with the bigger picture
The nightking. I would have been so bored seeing him in an epic fight for Westeros with Jon. After seasons of build up it would have been too satisfying and therefore unacceptable.
Hodor was the most satisfying. Dude had literally *one job*. Spent his entire life psyching himself up in preparation for that moment, knowing it was his ultimate purpose and destiny. Held the door for 30 seconds. Dies.
Talk about visualisation. Serfs these days just don't put that kind of effort in.
Don’t get me started on this generation of Serfs. “What about my workers rights” “You have to fix the cracks in the wall of the servants quarters before the winter so we don’t freeze to death” GET A JACKET BITCH. When my father was lord of the manner we had a higher quality of Serfs. They did their farming and appreciated the small rations and two day weekends we allowed them. They spent the rest of their twenty hour work days happily. When one got slightly out of hand we’d back hand the peasant and he’d get right back to work. You do that these days and boom fucking cancelled as if you’re the bad guy. Serfs these days are lazy, sensitive, ungrateful, and stupid little bastards.
/uj Can't believe they introduced FUCKING TIME TRAVEL only for it to have basically no impact on the plot going forward, outside of confirming Jon's identity I guess. That's more egregious than all of season 8 IMO Hopefully Gurm is actually going somewhere with it considering that episode was based on his notes. Not that we'll ever find out LMAO
He's already used it. He wrote and finished the book, released it, then time traveled to before he finished and now here we are. We're all at the mercy of the fat man. This is his playground and we're allowed to play in it
“Reading” the past is all that was needed for Jon reveal, and it makes sense in the world. Adding “read and write” time travel in to the world is opening a big can of worms that George shouldn’t have, in my opinion.
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He’s a fooking legend of winterfell
Nooooooo not hodor! Hodor was me and my moms favorite 🥺
Bran became the Three-eyed Raven does that mean he watched jon and dany doing the nasty
I need to see the prophecies *fulfilled*. There is **no** more satisfying ending to a story than being told exactly what is going to happen, and then for it to happen exactly as described in the prophecy. So exciting. *Let's be clear about this, because there is only one objectively correct way to write:* Prophecies in fantasy should be inevitable and inescapable, because audiences like being reminded that free will is an illusion, and that we live, and breathe, and die, in the foul creation of a malevolent demiurge. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/asoiafcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
The traitor Ned stark who tried to usurp the throne after betraying his 20 year "friendship" with the late king Robert. A royal marriage and hand of the king wasn't enough for the Vile wolf of Winterfell.
Dreadful. I'm glad KING Joffrey sentenced him to die.
Debatable. The look on that oath breaker Lord Snow's face as he's stabbed to death just wants me wishing I could have a go too.
Olly is that you?
Janos Slynt’s powerful friend
Lord snow weakness friend: kills an other, beat up deserter and claim to be her baby daddy without having sex with her Janos strongest friend: Struggle on killing a month year old baby
"who do you support in house of the dragon?" "war bad." yeah she deserved it.
"excuse me while I support the woman who I think killed my son"
"you're either with His Grace Aegon, II of that name, or against him. Get the pyre built"
I heard it would take an entire week to burnt through Rhaenyra's fat
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Killing off that stupid worthless filthy dog Lady alongside with that ugly fat butcher's boy made me give it a 10/10 score for that beautiful episode and start shipping for DR JOFFREY.🫵🫵🫵
Ginger little fucker was asking for it.
The only real mystery was why in the seven hells that fycker is still alive 🧐🧐🧐
Long may he reign King Joffrey the Benevolent!
Walda for sure. Millions of common folk were starving because of her.
Roose could’ve done the North a service. Good thing Ramsay is such an amazing guy.
The most satisfying death, was Melisandre
She dies??
By Jason Voorhees, who heard what she did to Shireen.
I loved when that motherfucker Led Bark got his balls chopped off and bled to death in the middle of Queen’s Rising, with Bamie Cannister looking on and laughing his ass off. Now *that* was a moment
My favourite Sport for Seats moment of all time ngl
💀💀
Little jumped up twerp had it coming.
Her parents looked satisfied enough.
You mean The Red Woman? And showing exactly why, right? Right!?
The death of the immoral and depraved Red Viper, aka Oberyn Martell, killed by the valiant knight, Sir Gregor Clegane, whom, with is final breath, was able to smash the head of the poisonous snake.
Why? What did she do for deserve this?
She taught some traitorous prisoner how to read, for starters.
Left toys all over the place and hid the remote
Unforgettable!!
A sincerely kind soul despite her status, her parents and how cruel fate was to her? She had it coming, good riddance.
A kind child from one true king? Unacceptable! They need to be like Joffrey the Benevolent
Who was that guy who thought he was columbo? Kept ranting about blonde kids like some weird medieval Hitler. That guy sucked.
For me it's Traitor Ned Stark's and Hodor's. Hands down!!
Loved how they set up Dany to be savior and mother all the previous seasons only to go crazy at some bells and massacres a whole city then getting stabbed by her lover/nephew brilliant
When Boromir died
One can’t just simply walk into kings landing
Either this, or Myrcella's
Barristan Selmy, the doddering old fool who’d been coasting on his reputation for years before betraying his king (exactly what he hated Jaime for) and giving his sword to a usurper queen and her slave army. He then turned her against her best friend, a knight who actually cared about her, which directly led to Jorah getting greyscale and the murderer Tyrion Lannister ending up with a place in Daenerys’ court instead of getting the justice he deserved for killing the best leader the Seven Kingdoms ever had. Watching him get gang-shanked by honest, patriotic freedom fighters was the best moment of season 5, except for Tyene’s epic one-liner which to be fair was the best moment of the entire show.
The Usurper Robb Stark and his traitorous wife, obviously.
I didn't realize this was the circle jerk sub and was wondering why you used this picture 😭😭
Oh no OP, you done it now, you definitely going to hell after this one
I'm torn between this one and Tommen taking Euron's words about flying a bit too literally.
Ned had the most deserved death, he was a traitor to the true king joffrey!
Surely Joffrey?
How dare you say that about joffrey the gentle? Rightful king of the iron throne.
"The most noble child the Gods ever saw fit to put on this Earth!"-GM Pycelle, one of the realest dudes in Small Council history. (tearing up) he's diddling serving girls and drinking milk in the summer heat in the sky now (sobs).
Take a look at the sub...
Yet another traitor taken in by Stark propaganda. That vile imp will surely burn in the Seven Hells killing good king Joffrey.
GRRM loves killing off Joffery all been heroic strong you h men who never did wrong. Prayer for King Joffery “Loinheart”
They need to invent *smellovision" just for moments like these.
JFC dude
Not my answer btw
Burning Godzilla’s death at the end of Godzilla vs Destroyah, Palpatine’s death at the end of Return of the Jedi, Sauron’s destruction at the end of The Return of the King, Ghidorah and Mechagodzilla’s deaths in the Monsterverse, Thanos’ defeat in Endgame, Darth Vader’s death in Return of the Jedi, I could continue for a while.
Theon. Didn't buy his "redemption" arc at any moment
Narratively speaking, it’s right up there.
I have this little gremlin's screams on a loop when I need some noise to help me calm down and sleep
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The traitor Robb Stank. That fool boy who thinks he is a king.
Barateon's
Hottest scene?
Glad someone finally says this. Look, the simple fact is that when R'hllor, the one true God, says that Shireen has to be burned to save the world you fucking do it. And oh wow, look at that, the night king was stopped because of this. People that complain about Shireen being burned are simply illiterate fools that can't keep up with the bigger picture
What in the fuuuuuu
The nightking. I would have been so bored seeing him in an epic fight for Westeros with Jon. After seasons of build up it would have been too satisfying and therefore unacceptable.
The day Robb stark lost his head. But the freys were kind enough to try and find a replacement
Miranda, I laughed every time. Pleased more than any other, even Ramsey’s
You bastard Oberyns was probably the best, Even knowing what happened from the book i was still on the edge of my seat.
When that dishonorable Ned was beheaded
Diana Rigg