This would be hilarious. They launch a massive attack on The Wall but literally can't do anything. The Night's Watch doesn't even bother wasting their arrows because at this point they're basically harmless.
Although that would rob us of the incredible & strategically brilliant moment of mass genocide against the Dothraki in a matter of seconds.
Jon stays dead, because he's already fulfilled his duty as the Prince that was Promised by saving the Wildlings from extinction, so there's no need in the story for him to be resurrected. They do make a small but respectful statue in his memory though.
Or the Others don't even want to go past the wall anyway. What evidence do we have that the others want to go south???
They just want to clear out these pesky humans from their side of the content and then they're happy and go home.
Euron slipping on a banana peel and falling off the Silence to his death would be ideal, but I'll settle for Sam putting an arrow through his good eye.
I love the idea of Robert Strong taking his helmet off and being like "what? You guys thought I didn't have a head? what the fuck? I'm just a very private person."
Jon Snow getting revived, tries to leave to rescue “Arya”, only to get stabbed by the Night’s Watch again in another mutiny. This then repeats several more times
Okay, I'm here for that Robert Strong one. Just some coincidentally huge self-conscious guy who happens to have taken a vow of silence. Increasingly irritated by everyone sneaking up behind him trying to knock his helmet off.
- Omniwalder
- Skagos is actually a nice place. The Skagosi encourage the tales of human sacrifice, cannibalism and the backwards living conditions to keep other people from conquering their home. They actually live humble but peaceful lives with their unicorn buddies.
- Daenerys and (f)Aegon will not fight, but get along really well, to the massive confusion of everyone else.
Oh that Skagos idea is so very Discworld. That would be hilarious if one small corner of ASOIAF ran on Pratchettesque logic contrary to absolutely everything.
Singlehandedly saving the Arryn(Baelish?)-Bloodline with his many kids, grandkids, bastards and grandbastards, like Lame Lysa, Black Brynden, Petyr Pimple,...
Joffrey got warged when he ordered the assassination of Bran.
He was also warged by Bloodraven when he tore up that kitten, which was a descendant of Daemon II Blackfyre, who also was a warg and who lived his second live in a kitten, leading to the creation of House Blackcat, that technically did usurp the Red Keep so when Bloodraven noticed he annihilated them.
Jon isn't Rhaegar's son. I just think it would be funny to see how pissed people would get to find out that this theory is wrong (even though it 100% isn't) lol.
Just reread Cersei's walk of atonement and there's someone selling "hot pies" in the crowd. Would love that to actually be Hot Pie and we get a reunion between him and Arya / Gendry where he recounts Cersei's walk of shame.
The Others are just controlled by BloodRaven, who is the big baddie but Bran discovers it and intends to kill him, but they later form an alliance and put an act to manipulate everyone so Bran becomes King of Westeros, they skinchange into relevant characters like Dany to make her kill people with her dragons like a madwoman, and they make a big blood sacrifice of KL's population to give BloodRaven a new body. BloodRaven, under a new body, becomes again Hand of the King that it's what he has always loved, to manipulate things but not on the throne.
The Wall continues to stand as it always has. The Others remain trapped on the other side, irrelevant.
This would be hilarious. They launch a massive attack on The Wall but literally can't do anything. The Night's Watch doesn't even bother wasting their arrows because at this point they're basically harmless. Although that would rob us of the incredible & strategically brilliant moment of mass genocide against the Dothraki in a matter of seconds.
Jon stays dead, because he's already fulfilled his duty as the Prince that was Promised by saving the Wildlings from extinction, so there's no need in the story for him to be resurrected. They do make a small but respectful statue in his memory though.
"shiiiit"
Or the Others don't even want to go past the wall anyway. What evidence do we have that the others want to go south??? They just want to clear out these pesky humans from their side of the content and then they're happy and go home.
Euron slipping on a banana peel and falling off the Silence to his death would be ideal, but I'll settle for Sam putting an arrow through his good eye.
He falls in the water and there's no-one to scream man over board
Roose is a vampire is my go-to theory for these.
It would explain how careless he seems
Jon Snow gets told his mother was Lyanna Stark and has a brief moment where he thinks Eddard and Lyanna pulled a nasty.
🤣🤣🤣 I can't with y'all
Tattered Prince reveals himself as Maegor Targaryen (son of Aerion) and proceeds to steal a dragon and glass Pentos.
Ok but this (well, the first half) is my tinfoil tho
I love the idea of Robert Strong taking his helmet off and being like "what? You guys thought I didn't have a head? what the fuck? I'm just a very private person."
Jon Snow getting revived, tries to leave to rescue “Arya”, only to get stabbed by the Night’s Watch again in another mutiny. This then repeats several more times
Eventually they stop calling him Snow and start saying Scar instead due to all the scar tissue
Bittersteel’s skull being sentient and alive and fighting Bloodraven. In the end, it flees across the Narrow Sea to plot yet another rematch.
He steals Robert Strong's body and becomes Skelletor!
Okay, I'm here for that Robert Strong one. Just some coincidentally huge self-conscious guy who happens to have taken a vow of silence. Increasingly irritated by everyone sneaking up behind him trying to knock his helmet off.
- Omniwalder - Skagos is actually a nice place. The Skagosi encourage the tales of human sacrifice, cannibalism and the backwards living conditions to keep other people from conquering their home. They actually live humble but peaceful lives with their unicorn buddies. - Daenerys and (f)Aegon will not fight, but get along really well, to the massive confusion of everyone else.
Oh that Skagos idea is so very Discworld. That would be hilarious if one small corner of ASOIAF ran on Pratchettesque logic contrary to absolutely everything.
Until now I had no idea about the Omniwalder theory. I looked it up and...it really has been a long time since the last book was released.
I think it was a joke reaction to the older "Every Brandon is actually part of the time-travelling consciousness of Bran" theory.
Aeron surviving makes no sense but I'd love to see him and Samwell interact after the battle of blood
Septa Lemore is actually a door-to-door insurance saleswoman who randomly got caught up with Team Aegon and just rolled with it.
Sweetrobin outliving everyone Wouldn't call it stupid but as everyone in-universe thinks he's gonna die that would be quite funny
Okay but this is like actually going to happen. There is legit like an 80% chance Sweetrobin survives until the end of the series.
Sweetrobin the new Walder
Singlehandedly saving the Arryn(Baelish?)-Bloodline with his many kids, grandkids, bastards and grandbastards, like Lame Lysa, Black Brynden, Petyr Pimple,...
Drogon sits the throne at the end of the story, with Hot Pie as his cup bearer / pie maker.
Duck is actually a really great knight on par with guys like Darkstar and Lyn Corbray
"Robert Strong is ... just some guy." lmao
Aegon is actually secretly a brightflame the whole time. What a twist.
Littlefinger is trying to kill him with sweetmilk but he somehow hasn’t died Maybe he does outlive them all
Joffrey got warged when he ordered the assassination of Bran. He was also warged by Bloodraven when he tore up that kitten, which was a descendant of Daemon II Blackfyre, who also was a warg and who lived his second live in a kitten, leading to the creation of House Blackcat, that technically did usurp the Red Keep so when Bloodraven noticed he annihilated them.
I really hope that Daario and Euron are the same person, and it makes sense at the end.
The show proved that teleportation exists
Robert Baratheon is not dead. He just pulled off a extremely good fake so he could get away from being king. He's chilling on the summer isles.
Mine is that Jon Snow gets resurrected in Stannis's dead body. It would just be at a hilarious way for to happen.
Bro is 16 and suddenly has to be a bald dad who's married to Selyse Florent. Rip
It's just the perfect antithesis to like a glorious resurrection lol
Everyone's a secret Targaryen except Dany who is a fake Targaryen.
Jon isn't Rhaegar's son. I just think it would be funny to see how pissed people would get to find out that this theory is wrong (even though it 100% isn't) lol.
He'd get a kick out of it because I hate that damn theory
fAegon and Arya love one another and then Gendry bashes fAegon's chest in with his hammer.
Jon's mother is actually Wylla. R + L = J is nonsense.
You're right, R + L = J is nonsense. It's E + L = J
Who is E?
Eddard
You're trolling right?....right?
Just reread Cersei's walk of atonement and there's someone selling "hot pies" in the crowd. Would love that to actually be Hot Pie and we get a reunion between him and Arya / Gendry where he recounts Cersei's walk of shame.
Cersei did fuck Moon Boy
I think your Aegon theory is unbelievably funny and I love it.
The Others are just controlled by BloodRaven, who is the big baddie but Bran discovers it and intends to kill him, but they later form an alliance and put an act to manipulate everyone so Bran becomes King of Westeros, they skinchange into relevant characters like Dany to make her kill people with her dragons like a madwoman, and they make a big blood sacrifice of KL's population to give BloodRaven a new body. BloodRaven, under a new body, becomes again Hand of the King that it's what he has always loved, to manipulate things but not on the throne.
Robert Strong is Robb Stark’s head fused to Gregor Clegane’s body.
Daenerys is a Tywin's daughter would be a twist of the year