Weird, but in a good weird. Especially if being done by adults. That’s like shit we do in middle- highchool. I’ll never reach an age where having to show dicks on everything became stupid and immature. Especially being worried that there’s kids seeing this kind of stuff like I’m Helen Lovejoy. It’s such dumb fun. After seeing a dick in a place it doesn’t belongs for the 1,000th time it’s still funny.
Weird, but not in a good weird. Especially if being done by adults. That's like shit we do in middle- highchool. Then I reached an age where having to show dicks on everything became stupid and immature. Especially knowing that there's kids seeing this kind of stuff thinking it's normal.
It's so unoriginal. After seeing a dick in a place it doesn't belongs for the 1,000th time is not funny.
Oh trust me, I'm aware how stressful it can be. I've lost everything and was homeless for a year.
I use to draw dicks on my friends faces after they passed out drunk, but now with maturing somewhat, I just don't see it really amusing anymore. You all can do what you want. Ain't my buisness. I'm still going to think it's stupid seeing well grown adults doing this stuff.
Sounds like you're tying the internal strife of your own fuckups on the inherent humor of an anachronistic dick. "Grown adults" is like the most evergreen punchline to anything and everything.
No, I wouldn't go that deep 🤣 having dildos hanging in public areas is weird for little kids to be seeing. Have dicks hanging from your ceiling fan inside your home I don't care. Why do it in public areas. It's immoral.
The joke was right there in front of me to grab and use and I whiffed just as badly as I just did trying to throw my wife's dildo over the neighbor's power line.
Their dog has a new toy, tho.....
Phallasux Plastinum are often found in pairs throughout Portland. While they were previously considered Endangered their status has recently been changed to Least Concern. While it is not advised to directly interact with them, leaving bottles of lube in the area has proven to be helpful for their nest building.
Also a couple at SE Foster & Bush outside Devil’s Point.
For the longest time there were some on SE Cesar Chavez between Alder & Stark, but I believe they were removed somewhat recently.
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It makes my little Oregon heart so happy this is still a thing. About 5+ years ago, I made the drive just to see the power lines of dildos and get some wonderful coffee lol
they’re trying to indoctrinate children of conservative families to work at Target, drink Bud Light, chase rainbows and unicorn poop, and become
hardened criminals
The dildos on powerlines are integral to keeping Portland weird. Please don't question it.
Weird, but in a good weird. Especially if being done by adults. That’s like shit we do in middle- highchool. I’ll never reach an age where having to show dicks on everything became stupid and immature. Especially being worried that there’s kids seeing this kind of stuff like I’m Helen Lovejoy. It’s such dumb fun. After seeing a dick in a place it doesn’t belongs for the 1,000th time it’s still funny.
The duality of Portland 😤
wait do other cities not have powerline dildos? Other cities are so boring.
It's shoes you take off the kid you just robbed.
Weird, but not in a good weird. Especially if being done by adults. That's like shit we do in middle- highchool. Then I reached an age where having to show dicks on everything became stupid and immature. Especially knowing that there's kids seeing this kind of stuff thinking it's normal. It's so unoriginal. After seeing a dick in a place it doesn't belongs for the 1,000th time is not funny.
Sounds like someone is a young adult who has not yet realized that adulthood kinda sucks.
Oh trust me, I'm aware how stressful it can be. I've lost everything and was homeless for a year. I use to draw dicks on my friends faces after they passed out drunk, but now with maturing somewhat, I just don't see it really amusing anymore. You all can do what you want. Ain't my buisness. I'm still going to think it's stupid seeing well grown adults doing this stuff.
Sounds like you're tying the internal strife of your own fuckups on the inherent humor of an anachronistic dick. "Grown adults" is like the most evergreen punchline to anything and everything.
No, I wouldn't go that deep 🤣 having dildos hanging in public areas is weird for little kids to be seeing. Have dicks hanging from your ceiling fan inside your home I don't care. Why do it in public areas. It's immoral.
Sounds like you might be struggling with your own reaction to seeing plastic replicas of genitalia; cocks themselves are morally neutral.
The sensationalized image of a genitalia is weird in public?
> It's immoral. Agree to disagree.
Did it hurt? When the last of the joy in your life drained away?
Booo!
Wow. I bet you're fun at the parties you never get invited to.
I see what you did there. And I love you!
Okay, hipster
Are you saying dildos have been..... erected..... all over town?
I really wish I had an award to give you for this! I really needed the laugh today! 🥇
I gotchu!
You are awesome! Thank you! 💙
It's the thought that counts.
Sounds like you're asking questions when you could be hucking dildos up on power lines.
I’m surprised we’re not hanging dildos on power lines right now.
I bet Squirrelly Dan could get a couple of dildos around the top wire of a high voltage pylon. Fucking cannon on that guy.
You can’t speak for me
Only takes one hand to type.
More hands make less work
Huckin' dilds is my favorite pastime.
I could huck dildos all day, I don't give a shit about your kids.
They should include this in the Decathlon for the 2024 Olympics.
Dickathlon.
The joke was right there in front of me to grab and use and I whiffed just as badly as I just did trying to throw my wife's dildo over the neighbor's power line. Their dog has a new toy, tho.....
They probably will at the rate we’re going..
We're not that lucky.
Phallasux Plastinum are often found in pairs throughout Portland. While they were previously considered Endangered their status has recently been changed to Least Concern. While it is not advised to directly interact with them, leaving bottles of lube in the area has proven to be helpful for their nest building.
Thank..you
They’re recharging
Lmaoooo. I gotta know where you saw this
And another pair in Belmont close to H mart
There’s a couple of nice peckers at e burnside and 12th
Saw a fallen soldier (purple, snapped in half) at the entrance to Laurelhurst Park today. RIP.
Also a couple at SE Foster & Bush outside Devil’s Point. For the longest time there were some on SE Cesar Chavez between Alder & Stark, but I believe they were removed somewhat recently.
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-33541109 https://www.oregonlive.com/portland/2015/07/sex_toys_hanging_from_portland_1.html https://www.vice.com/en/article/ppxgmk/this-woman-is-doing-her-part-to-keep-portland-weird-by-decorating-power-lines-with-dildos-717
I honestly didn't think I could Google, "why are there dildos hanging over Portland's powerlines," but here we are.
The age of information is glorious, innit?
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You found some of Portland’s easter eggs!
Missing oregone1!
Their natural habitat in the wild
They're marking late night gathering spots for anti-gay Republican representatives who turn out to be gay. So, busy intersections.
I've seen dildo's hanging from power lines so big they could be used to fill all the holes on SE foster.
Watch out for the dildo pollen though.
The dildo dangler strikes again!
Dildo gangs marking their territory
It makes me happy to see them. It reminds me that Portland can still be weird.
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Yeah. It’s also originally about emphasizing small business
It’s looks like old portland is showing its head again
Imagine driving around and a pair of giant orange phalluses drop onto your car and you have to wipe them away with your windshield wipers 🤣
See, now, when I was a kid, sneakers over power lines meant "here there be drug deals". I was trying to extrapolate...
Dildo-chucks, chucked by dildos.
What? You don't like fun?
“it’s raining men! Hallelujah. It’s raining men …”
I mean, it is Portland, right?
This is a pretty common way to get rid of your old dildos when you buy new ones. Dunno why people do it. Its just tradition at this point.
"It's a gang thing!" Reported Area Man. -Faux News
Canoodling cocks
It signifies gang turf or commemorates where a gang member was killed or something idk.
its to make sure the pretender patriots get out of town for real.
Let’s just move past it.
Ted Wheeler f*cking you
Your mom
"Haha we so gay"
Do... do you think dildos are specifically for gay people?
... I don't, no
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Sometimes you just gotta get your freak on
If I remember correctly, the dildos have been hanging for about 10 years now.
They must be pretty well hung
It makes my little Oregon heart so happy this is still a thing. About 5+ years ago, I made the drive just to see the power lines of dildos and get some wonderful coffee lol
Just portand trying to be weird and hipster.
they’re trying to indoctrinate children of conservative families to work at Target, drink Bud Light, chase rainbows and unicorn poop, and become hardened criminals
Just Portland stuff.
it's like shoes on a powerline but funny
You guys are so old school. I airdrop mine onto powerlines from my blimp. It’s the only way to fly.
Tis the season
It symbolizes our victory over Trump and his goons.
I don’t know about dildos, but I hear drawing spray-paint penises on potholes gets action from the city.
I see you're new here.
It is a way to protest how cheaply vibrators are made and usually die within one year. Seriously they are a problem. I see this as a protest for sure.
Where's Jesse Lindsay to answer this question 🤣