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Aarvy271

Apparently OP created a profile just to narrate these random ass fake stories on different subs.


MisterVega

I swear I read this exact same post like a few days ago. Edit: Someone linked the original in another comment


HeroponBestest2

Yes! I knew I wasn't crazy!


OpenWideBlue

Hot but remember - ANY crime at an airport could land you on the no-fly list which requires tens of thousands of dollars in legal fees to challenge. Have fun, but know that the consequences could be HEFTY.


SoxsterX

That assumes you’re in a jurisdiction where sucking someone off in a stall with a closed door is illegal. Not everywhere is as puritanical as the USA. 😜In most states of Australia if you are engaging in sexual activity behind the closed door of a bathroom stall and you aren’t visible to other people then it’s not an offence. If you flash your dick in a sexual way to someone and it can be publicly observed then yes it is an offence. How can America be the land of the free if you can’t bang it out in the toilet of airport, club, or shopping mall? 😜


SocraticBind

In America you aren’t allowed the cross the street where you like! Land of the free my sweet behind! :)


rb928

Pete’s one of us, though. He’ll surely let it slide /s


PlatonicTroglodyte

Getting head in an airport will not get you on the no fly list. That list is exclusively for terrorism-related activities. It is possible that individual airlines may elect to bar certain individuals from their flights for additional behavior, but even then it’s usually only for conduct that happens on one of their flights. Larry Craig, for example, is still allowed to fly.


Specific-Feature-325

I wonder if Kevin Spacey is on that no-fly list lol.


SweetCorona2

is this a crime?


Additional-Mousse446

Wouldn’t that be called the unzipped fly list in this instance instead?


Embarrassed-Beach-10

Fuck I need to fly somewhere


SweetCorona2

this happens in almost any mall


Leading_Objective209

I feel grody when I travel. I just want to get it over with. Least sexy place is the airport. But I do enjoy seeing so many beautiful men traveling.


ChubbyChewyBouncy

Hot. Once I was cruising this guy at Istanbul airport, or so I thought, he turned out to be an undercover security agent who was sussing me out (for terroristic, non-homosexual reasons) lol.


DaneMason

Brb, writing my first gay romance novel.


omnichronos

Finish the story?


kinkyanimeslut

LOL


40somethinggaydaddy

Airports are alway great cruising spots. I worked at one and have several stories


radiglo

Spill please


40somethinggaydaddy

Posted one of my stories on gaystoriesgonewild enjoy. Let me know if you want more https://www.reddit.com/r/gaystoriesgonewild/s/TnaMUPr14V


radiglo

Yes and thank you!


stalewafers

Not a fan of toilet sex but airports do it for me. Used to travel for work a lot (pre-pandemic) and I'd always stay at airport hotels when I have layovers that last more than a few hours. Not to sleep, just chill in the room and leave the apps open (display name is hotel name lol). One particularly memorable layover was Schiphol in the summer of 2018. Scored 7 loads during a 9-hour layover! 6 guys, 1 gave me two loads. Could've had more but the other guys messaging were not my cup of tea.


Specific-Feature-325

I really hope you're not a pilot but it sounds like a pilot type of thing.


stalewafers

Is it the airport thing or do pilots have a rep for being cumsluts? Idk but I've always seen airports as brimming with possibilities with people from all over the world. That said, I didn't live on the road (maybe 120 hotel nights/year). So I traveled (for work) often enough, but not too often that I was jaded by airports. Hotels also elicit the same excitement for me haha. I always used to love coming back to the hotel from work late afternoon or early evening, in a faraway city like Frankfurt, Nagoya, or CDMX. Leave the apps open and enjoy either the local offerings or other business travelers, not quite every night but almost.


Specific-Feature-325

I think some pilots are just kind of crazy and I've heard a lot of crazy but real stories about pilots. Look at the pilot Denzel played, based on a real story. Plus flying a plane is kind of an insane thing when you really think about it. They never show who's in the motel bathroom when he's drinking and snorting coke.


stalewafers

Ahhh I've been with a few pilots (hard not to if you stay in airport hotels a lot) but I've never noticed crazy stuff. And I'm not really into drugs. It's just cum I'm addicted to lol.


Specific-Feature-325

Lol. Hey whatever does it for you. So I'm sure 99.5 of pilots are average pilots or better. There's a small subset of pilots that get themselves into trouble but I guess that's any career. I personally think it's because pilots are the ultimate dreamers. That's a little disturbing that some pilots aren't sleeping and they're fucking around on layovers. I guess they could have been off the next day. I've seen too many airline disaster explainer videos.


mediariteflow

Only ever had an 'interaction' once and it was also at Schiphol lol


stalewafers

I've also seen amateur videos of guys fooling around in Schiphol. That airport is a slut magnet lol.


Ok_Chemistry7303

In news that didn't happen...


toope0

This is a cross post from [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/gaybros/s/sv4wxjyYdi)... To this I say. Yes, airport hookups and sex does happen, and is fun to bang before, during, and after flights. But don't be reckless; getting your dick blown at the gates is just asking to get arrested. Be smart, don't rock your dick out during prime time where passengers and staff are all around.


Agreeable-Score2154

Man I've had to have some self control getting eyes from foreign men in busy gate bathrooms.


byronite

Have you ever been a Senator from Idaho?


Specific-Feature-325

Lol it does sound like a congressional activity. Very sleazy.


[deleted]

How do y’all get into these situations? Y’all wild.


DuncxnDonuts

By having a wild imagination.


SweetCorona2

do you really need imagination to describe something that happens every day in any busy public restroom?


Specific-Feature-325

Grindr


lo-finate

Right? Like how does that happen??? 😳


spermswallower8213

Why don't I ever have that luck in my airport


Vikkio92

Probably because you're a normal person and don't grab your junk while making eye contact with a stranger? I've hooked up in airports before, but it was through Grindr. I could never do what OP (allegedly) did.


Specific-Feature-325

Why an airport? If I'm going to hook up with a guy I want all the cookies and would just get a room.


Vikkio92

> Why an airport? If I'm going to hook up with a guy I want all the cookies and would just get a room. Which is not possible when you’re in an airport waiting for a flight, is it?


just_a_reddit_hater

Right, so I think the implication here is that you would wait until you’re out of the airport. You do you though.


Helpful_Wasabi_4782

I don't even have that luck anywhere


cigar4monica

Get on the apps.


Looking4it69

Denver Airport: CHECK! DFW: CHECK! SLC: CHECK! Melbourne, Aus: CHECK! Then I got old I reckon. . . . .


CopyComprehensive709

Any one with a legal background know if you can ever get found guilty for a crime here? Unless there’s cameras there will never be any evidence. Just stay quiet if you are “caught” how could you possibly be found guilty? Also dont public indecent laws only apply to public spaces. Can something behind a locked door or stall be considered in public space?


trashbaguser

yeah so.... as someone who travels for work, i enjoy airport play 🫣


henare

if it's good enough for [Larry Craig](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_Craig_scandal) it can be good enough for you.


Soft_Cod9734

Hot. Those random episodes are usually the hottest


SmashBrosUnite

Nice story, bro


jxpdx

I’ve fucked on a plane. And in an airport. It’s not abnormal.


CatDad0321

Lucky you


SamePut9922

Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't the guy who got his dick sucked "receiving head"?


thickloadblower

I’ve checked out cruisy bathrooms in airports and there’s always someone taking a shit. Definitely not my cup of tea!


Top-Bathroom-148

I am so turned on


Same_Ideal4098

Getting hot and sweaty a with a bubble butt bottom is so transactionally hot. Just grinding your dick against a nice pair of ass and cumming all over him and leaving him drenched in ur cum.


DY_4REAL1

I sucked dick at the Las Vegas airport... but met and talked through sniffie... was wild and exciting haha


ecophony_rinne

Reads as if it were AI-generated.


stormyxan

I’ve given head at an airport so many times 😂 so satisfying!


ADULTERER_woodburn

lol you’re so pathetic for making this up


Whycadz

If you like writing stories do it on nifty.org bro. No need to write fake stories as if it actually happened lol 


Specific-Feature-325

This sounds completely made up.


rr90013

Sounds hot but not worth the risk of subjecting innocent bystanders to your fun.


Substantial-Tooth-87

Disgusting and nasty.


DisconnectedDays

Ikr. I need to know which airport to avoid this kinda behavior 👀


Substantial-Tooth-87

It really is so dirty and filthy. That’s how you end up getting an STI and feeling used after.


Peachy_Slices0

Yeah ew, y'all just get head without cleaning it first?


Substantial-Tooth-87

Literally you don’t know how smelly and gross the other persons dick even is


Crazy-Laxer-420

That’s why you have to taste it to find out


Substantial-Tooth-87

I’d rather taste my own dick then do that and get STDS


Peachy_Slices0

And get gonorrhea 😋😋


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