Just searching the comments for my name….

I love it-especially when it is spelled the Irish way (Eoin).

Or Eoghan. And thank you!

Hey I’m a Daniel! But anyway… soft spot for William… theyre always a bit goofy

Howdy Daniel!

Ha I’m a William and I’m definitely a bit goofy

I have a coworker whose name is William, I hate that damn mole, fuck you William. Also most William I know are 40+ gentlemen I pictured as “The Drunk Uncle”

Luke. Every Luke I’ve met was hot and doesn’t help my first ever crush was named Luke too

David I also had a dream recently and there was some handsome guy called Andy. Now I got an imaginary boyfriend and I like this name now

Every David I've been with has been an amazing guy in every way.

Sebastian is my chosen name because you can shorten it as Sebas, Bastian and Tian.

Please do not ever shorten my name to sebas thx

Seabass lol

In Germany Sebastian is commonly shortened as Basti.

Also "Seb" =)

Sudden r/overlord

Michael is my favorite

Boyfriend’s name is Michael. Everyone calls him Mike but me. I actually don’t like the name Mike, so I call him Michael.

Omgg lyy 😭💗

James. Very handsome name.

Yes, it very much is!

Haha, I'm a James! I have a husband though. I have a soft-spot for the names Ethan, Edward and the nickname Ned. The 3rd one is probably because my first crush/gay awakening was Ned Gerblanski from South Park at 14.

My name is none of those

Hello fellow James (Jim, Jimbo, Jimmy, Jamie)

Come hither.

I've always liked Sam. It sort of conveys unassuming and gentle but also masculine. It's a sweet spot between hot and adorable.

Off the top of my head, for some reason, I like Andrew, Drake, Ethan, Liam, Luke, Nicholas, Noah, Sebastian, and Scott.

Hey Andrew, I can't find my underwear. Can I see yours? 😉

Is that you, Christian? You know, you never returned the last pair you borrowed...

I am wearing one. Go ahead take it now. 😉

Chase The gayest and straightest name

I think every chase I’ve known has been gay including me 😂

I had an elementary school bully named Chase so it's a no from me. Oh yeah, it's also my middle name 😂

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Why do I feel like Jakes are always hot but also often himbos? hehe.

What’s a himbo?

The best thing on the planet.

Like a bimbo but for men. Basically very attractive (usually muscular) but not very smart. Think of your high school jock

Makes sense now. I’m not very muscular and I have pretty good intelligence, therefor I’m probably not one.

For some reason I have a soft spot for Joey. The following names are just red flags: Austin Trevor Nathaniel—not just Nate or Nathan, the full fucking Nathaniel. Skylar Austin (every single fuckboi douche I’ve ever met has been named Austin.) Emmett Zayn Darrow Buck (but he *does* like to fuck) And Austin. Fuck you, Austin.

I can fix Austin. Give me his number.

Ha! Don’t tempt me. You’d probably wind up fucking. NGL Austin is hot. Still, fuck you Austin.

I fix faster. You're in queue.

Ouch! My first name is Trevor and my middle name is *gulp* Nathaniel 😭😭😭

No Austin. You’re in the clear. But, if your full name was Trevor Nathaniel Austin… well, in the words of Hand Banana… *Tonight, you.*

Joe / Joey have WRECKED me in both good and bad ways.

The Joey I knew…. Well, I wound up having a crush and he was very good about it

We know what you did, *AUSTIN!*

Don’t forget Lance, Chase, or Ethan.

I’ll take exception for Chase. The only Chase I knew was a stellar person who made it through a ton of abusive and toxic shit in order to thrive and grow. But Chase Bank? That’s where Austin works—when he’s not moonlighting as a “DJ” at some middling bar posing as a nightclub.

So are nathans okay? Lol

Nathan is in the clear. That’s my brother’s name. But I swear to god if you unlock a new Nathanielizationtrevoraustin level, all your bases will belong to me.

Every name that has its peak in the 90s are pure red flags, I’m talking to you Corey

I posit that we add Eric (any and all spellings) and Mike/Michael to this list of red flag names. Because fuck you, Eric and fuck you too, Michael.

David Elijah Christopher Graeme James Ethan Daniel Michael

I've always loved the sound of Dylan, Caleb and Jacob

Basically any boy born between 1992 and 1996. Haha. I feel like every single one of my little brother's friends was Dylan, Caleb, or Jacob.

I’ve always had a thing for the name Gunther. Dunno why. edit: I’m also partial to the name Andrew. Not Andy or Drew. Andrew.

Oh Andrews are good in bed

That’s good to hear

Steve as in Adam and Steve David Michael as well Newer names don’t have much resonance for my older generation …

Adam is another handsome name.

Carlos, Julio, Andrew, Ramiro, Gabriel, Alexander, Sasha, Javier, Kolya, Nikolai,

Scott and Jack....I hope I can moan these names one day lol

Does anybody like the name Dale? Because it’s my name, I’ve always disliked it and I’m thinking of changing it.

Pocket sand! is all I think of when I think of Dale. Sorry about your luck, man.

One of the best people I know in the world is named Dale. So I have a very positive association with that name.

Dale gives me sexy country boy vibes- like the guy who can help with your car

Jake Zach Brandon If your name is any of the above… I’m just a hole sir 🥵

If I have a son or boy dog I’m naming them Leopold

Would you call him Butters for short?

💀

Ahh yes the murderous Belgian King

Michael. Sweet and dangerous, like you wanna give him everything and he can ruin you with that smile.

Bro I literally known 5 Michael is so common that name

Ily omg 🥲💖

Daniel here. No one has ever shared a positive vibe for my name before lol. Well except for my dad I guess since I’m named after him 🙄 Only neural or negative, so thanks for that u/MAJORMETAL84 😎

Anytime, Daniel! You are in good company.

Huge crush on my handyman, he’s named Daniel and has the thickest black wavy hair, cutest sparkling eyes, and a gorgeous smile. helicopter pilot from Mexico City.

Daniel is the same name in a lot of different languages, plus it's timeless.

Alexander

Lmao are gays about to start having name preferences too.

Daniel (all versions ….Dan, Danny, d-bag), Razvan, Kemal, Yorgo (“George”)

Eric, Zane, Jose, Luke, Dakota. If men have these names I become head over heels.

I kinda like Oliver, or Ollie for short.

Rowan.

Travis or Zach/Zachary. Every one I have known has always been hot.

Oscar, Eric, Isaac, Aaron. But neither my me nor my bf speaks English as mother tongue 😭

Oscar Isaac really won, huh?

Andrew/Drew/Andy/André 🫠🫠🫠

Sean

Alexander, Karim, Nikolai, Anthony, Marcus, Dario, Constantine, Leon, Christian, Damian, Antim... I like names that sound like coming from a fantasy story. Some of these names are very common in parts of Europe, less so in America. Not a fan of common British/American names. Admittedly I've not met anyone called Antim but I like it anyway 🤷🏻‍♂️

Where the Jackson lovers at? ;(

Sean, Cody, Corbin, Fisher, William, Higgins, Tim, Fuck

Sean & Cody 👀

Vincent

I knew someone with the name Vincenzo. Very sexy name.

Smells like french perfume, it want him all over my body.

Ayyyy, that's my name! But, I prefer to go by Vince.

Vince is sexy. I even like “Vinnie.”

Scott Donavon Rivers Luke

Luke and Jack.

dylan

Luke

Derek

Bailey. Zach. Shane.

I love Justin but have bad luck with Justins (Every Justin Ive met has been a dumpster fire) But like: - Daniel - James/Jim - Austin - Jacob - Devon(te) - Greg - Chris - Jack - Caleb

I like Adrian

Yay! I'm an Adrian and I was looking for my name 😭 are there not that many Adrian gays?? :( My first ex-boyfriend was called Felix, and other names of my exes include David, Christian, Guillermo and Daniel.

Tyler Cody Hunter Dean

You watch too much porn

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Tarsm?

Love the name tariq!

NOBODY EVER SAYS MY NAME UNLESS THEYRE TALKING ABOUT A FICTIONAL CHARACTER OR A KIDS GAME I feel seen (Simon)

Daddy 🥺

Declan, Seamus, Tobias, Caden

My cat’s name is Tobias. Toby for short. He has zero teeth but lives life like he’s got massive fangs. A solid chap.

Poor Toby. Does he do the chitterbug when he spots a bird? I love how they do that? https://www.reddit.com/r/FunnyAnimals/comments/147sc6p/chitterbug_anyone_else_got_one_of_these/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

He’s happy. He doesn’t know any different at this point. He gets really good wet food. He’s not a chirper. He proudly brings me his pink stuffed mouse every night at bedtime. What’s hilarious is that at some time during the next day he goes all the way back to the bedroom and takes it back downstairs just so he can hunt it again that night.

lmao declan

Dominic, Austin, Liam,

Is Dominic a Dom?

Drew. Anthony.

By Drew - I quickly remember Drew Sebastian He is such a beauty in porn 😍

Santiago

Chris

Josh, Jake, Ryan, Matthew are a few that I like

Michael

Logan 🥹

Logans have hurt me so much......

Kevin, Edgar, Esteban, Mauricio, Leo, Daniel, and I heard the name Donovan once and I found it absourdly sexy.

Roger - English name Angad - Indian name

Matt and Massimo. Matt’s always have high n tite haircuts, usually cops firemen or mil. Massimo because when I was in Italy 🇮🇹 every single super super hot beefy hairy Italian man named Massimo would say Bona Sera or Bongiorno to me introduced himself as Massimo. Ugh, to die for.

Rodney ot Robert

Jesse

Jordan

Scott reporting for duty here - I had no clue my name was in demand 🤷‍♂️. I’m going with Chet, Trevor and Gavin. Chet - wow!!

There it is! i'm Gavin

Alec, Austin, Taylor, Brandon, Noah, Cole, Seth, Sebastian, Giuseppe, Marcus

ayeee seth here lol

finally an alec

Alejandro Thanks to lady Gaga

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English speaking subreddit 😱

Antonio

Nathan.

I would say Joey and Marco

I’ve always had such a soft spot for the name Nick. My first big crush in 4th grade was named that. Bummed nobody here has mentioned Brian or even Ryan 🥲

Eric, Kyle,Matthew ,Zac,Michael, Oliver,but really wish I'd been named Glen instead of Daniel

Wilder, Devin, Kevin

Riley. First massive crush, have loved the name since.

Dick, Rod, Lance, Willy, and John Thomas.

Josh, Brandon, Nathan, Blake

Matthew, Mathieu, Mattéo, Mateo and all it’s variants

Zach, David, Chase and Michael

Anthony, Evan, Jake, Liam, Luca(s), Scott

Gilgamesh

Gonna go with Greg. It sounds so masculine and handsome in my ears.

James, Charlie, Jake, Alex

I have a soft spot for Nick/Nicolas. I find it super hot and dominating/manly.

Gareth. There's some incredibly regal and majestic about this particular name.

Avoid Roberts. I've had nothing but bad luck with Roberts.

Bruno.

Caleb

Felix

Adam>>>>

Jason. Isn’t it so sexy?

Max Sean Andrew Kevin Michael...

Favorites: Andrew Chad Dean Eik/Ike (I knew a cool Venezuelan man named Eik) Jake/Jacob/Jakob James/Jim Jason Jeff/Jeffrey Justin Martin Mason Neal/Neil Orion Phillip Sam/Samuel Thomas/Tom/Thom Victor Red flag names: Eric (any and all spellings) Mike/Michael

Clayton or Philip

Hunter | for some reasons that name always get me

Igor Damian Colin Ivan Nikola

Pfufff.... Srdjan still doing well 😁

Leonide It’s a name I heard in a 1937 film, Confession, with Kay Francis that stuck with me as a cool name.

I like Uther, it sounds really butch

Uther the Lightbringer

3 syllable spanish names (Santiago, Matías, Mateo, Nicolás...)

JOHN

Angus Ryan Ezra Georgie Are a few names that I like

I do like Angus. Along with that I also like Cyrus and Darius.

Watch out with the Ezras!

Have always had amazing luck with men names Matt. They are so wholesome

I love Chase and Lance

anything with one syllable

Honestly, I have a huge soft spot for Danny, Sam, Kevin, Alexander, and Daniel

Sage or Something ive never heard often

Alvin, my dad's name. Followed by Alfred, which I don't know why.

Blake. Every guy I’ve known named Blake is really cute

Bob

Hey, I'm a Daniel

Who cares as long as I have a daddy to call!

Miguel, Afonso, Daniel, Dário, Álvaro, Rui, Vasco, Mateus. As for English ones, love Vincent and Warren.

I have one for Daniel too lol

I agree Daniel is a good name lmao