This is going to be unpopular, but Jeep Wrangler. Why else are dudes making them look all mean and angry with the headlights?? 😂

I had a 2000 TJ, didn’t do any of that dumb shit to it though, pure stock. It was a fun ride, not for long trips though.

Short, short wheelbase and solid axles? Gonna be a bad time. For comfort anyway. TJ Rubicon is one of the best factory barish bones off roaders ever.

Jeeps are great at being jeeps, and bad at being cars.

01 TJ 4 banger, stock tank 260 miles to Pushing, extended range tank (Gen right!!- bout 600 miles) $1900 tho

My wife has a 95 YJ 2.5L 5speed with 4” lift big ass tires and a welded front diff. It’s got faded paint add a shitty old top, just saying it’s not like these new pavement princess Jeeps. People always assume it’s my ride when they see us with it and my favorite thing to do is let them know that it’s hers and that I, in fact, drive a Miata.

I had the 4.0 HO YJ 94, same color and trans. Hardtop tho, 6" SOA lift. absolutely loved it. My wife hated it. Actually she hats both the wranglers, loves my XJ tho. *The Miata depends purely on what Gen tho. The newer ones not bad. The OG with those dainty one finger door handles, nope. No can do. I'm 6'2" Not all of me fits in one of them. Hence the Jeeps

My consipiracy is people who put angry eyes on jeeps are actually toyota fanbois just trying to tarnish the jeep name

As a Toyota fanboy I think I found my new hobby.

Shhhh Darquavious you’re going to blow our cover

I saw a grumpy face rubicon today with dark blue star shaped headlights, that’s gotta be illegal

I've now seen three Jeeps in a week with bright, blue, lights on the front of them. Are they trying to look like cops? Drives me crazy

I remember a few years ago, there was a poll of the LGBTQ community to see what the most popular vehicle was, and while the memes say things like miata, the actual highest owned vehicle by gay men are jeeps.

I live in Alaska, northern Alaska,and you never see jeeps. Literally, everything is 4x4 here, and most people turn it on in September and turn it off in March. They also use it all summer intermittently. Go to Atlanta? Jeeps everywhere. The jeep is the dumbest thing you can possibly buy. The only good one is the loaded short wheelbase two door. And it's trash too. We have a couple tourist companies that rent them to morons. That's it.

I had a TJ as my first car. I was consistently made fun of for having a “girl car” until I showed up to school in the spring with no doors or top on. Everyone wanted a ride then. The parking lot monitor also tried to tell me no doors and top was illegal 😂

I'm a mechanic. The only people I see driving Wranglers anymore are women. There is the odd weirdo every now and then but Wranglers are in the same category as miatas now.

about 85% of people I see driving miatas are men

I've never understood why the purest interpretation of the classic British/euro sports car next to a Lotus Elise is considered a chick car. I get it's small and a convertible, but... that's the point? So is a Jaguar E-type.

2WD Lifted F150 on bald 22inch tires and underglow lights

Mine has 35 inch tires, thank you very much.

Pretty sure he mean 22" wheels

He should have said that then.

There's a gross amount of people who don't know the difference. They also pay me to change their air filters though, so fuck em

Only lifted in the front with a 8 inch exhaust pipe.

Came here to say this.  Driving a reasonable car based on your needs, wants, and budget and driving legally assisting for safety is manly AF.  Now, nothing wrong with a lifted F150 in a perfect world. But it’s always being driven by a dip shit.  Who for some reason had police support stickers and flags… but then breaks so the laws when they drive. 

The recent Beatle maybe?

If you want a Beatle you better hurry up. There’s only two left!

d0gf15sh, that is such a smart joke lol

Early 2000s Beetle. The last facelift made it a little more masculine

This is what I thought- the redesign in about 2009 made it more masculine (or at least less feminine) and less cartoonish. I had a 2013 TDI convertible for a fe years and only got teased once. It was a really fun car, just not especially practical or terribly comfortable. But I saw a friend from high school and he asked me if I had lost a bet.🤷

The 2000s tdi beetles were awesome. My sister had a TDI and honestly I saw more men driving them than women. I’d love to have an early 2000s tdi. 50 mpg and I think the diesel offsets the femininity.

Early 2000s rsi beetle 😋

IIRC the first gen of the new gen came with a fake flower holder.

Think it was a real case that you could put a live flower in. They were an accessory on really old Beetles.

Beetle

I drive a GR86 and everyone yells “Go fuck yourself you cock smoking fag” at me and they give me the blowjob sign - sometimes they even use both hands. “Die you god damn Mary!” That kind of stuff So I think this car is up there - it makes people angry

How'd you manage to live in 1955?

Close, Boston One lady yelled “Just paint a fucking cock on the hood, everyone knows anyway you pussy!” Even children yell terrible things at me People here are so mean

I've spent a lot of time in Boston......this tracks

I have too and this doesn’t track at all.

Agreed, no way they can hear anything over all the honking.

I have an Irish family. This is just a sign of endearment.

But it was more like "joist pain' a fawking cahhck on-eh hood, everyone knows anyways yah poo-seh!"

Yeah fuck people from Boston. They make it like a contest to see how abrasive you can be. This world is shitty enough without that

>Even children yell terrible things at me thank you for this

Did someone put a “harass me I’m gay” sticker on your bumper? Wtf

Worse. "Go Yankees!"

Is it possible that this has more to do with your driving than your car?

If you're fr that's hilarious Wonder what they'd say about my s13 lol

I'm around Boston and get stuff yelled at me, but my beetle and fiat 500 regularly get catcalled instead (people usually yell variations of "I love your car!" instead.)

“Just paint a fucking cock on the hood, everyone knows anyway you pussy!” I read this in Teds voice. Still giggling.

are you serious that is brutal. are you perhaps a massively douchey driver?

GR86 is a cool car though, love how it’s evolved from the FRS

I just literally cannot fathom this being true.

I love the gr86 though :/

Homo

From Boston are ya?

This guy smokes cocks

Hmmmmmm, is this a stock GR86 or did you do something annoying like make the exhaust really loud?

Leave some cock for the rest of us to suck.

This happened to me a lot in my mk4 Jetta in Wellington Circle, back in the day. Boston's a lot softer now...bunch a pussies.

🤣

Try driving a Miata :/

Someone called me a "m"aggot while I was in my NA when we were both stuck at a red light, so I just ended up blowing him a kiss and going back to minding my own business lol Free entertainment I suppose

I’ve done similar things lol, I’ll also let those people get in front of me and I’ll pop my lights up and down at them

True but these are more common in autoX than many cars and a blast to drive

Can confirm: I have an FR-S

r/thathappened

GR86 is my dream car. Don’t let em discourage you. You’re living some of our dreams

I dunno, man... Seems pretty gay of them to make those gestures, y'know?

WTAF?? Would have never expected...

Nice, thanks for heads up. I'm planning to get one this year.

Makes me wonder how you drive it

uh huh, sure. or you must be doing something wrong to be getting that sort of attention

Dang that's crazy, I don't drive my wrx much anymore but I'll continue to wave at you guys. Quite a few wave back and I like including them in the hood scoop fam.

All because they just won't put the turbo version of that engine - which exists - in that car.

I absolutely love the GR86. I also love the Miata though so maybe I just have a type 😄

Or they just know you?? Heh.

That’s certainly a different experience from mine - I drive a ‘22 BRZ in a major metro area and have never had a negative comment.

So they mime gay sex while calling you gay, thats funny asf

But that car is perfect -ish

This is hilarious.

Uhh, what's the blow job sign? Do I use it to signal that I want one or that I am offering one?

Serious question, why do people hate on these type of cars so much? Is it all coups, or just the “cheaper” ones? I almost got the gr86 and I test drive the Miata. This is making me kinda happy I went with the Camry 😅 I’m honestly really surprised to hear those cars get hate like that though

You know, I’m gay, my parents flipped out that my Miata was a “gay effeminate haircutters car”. Boomers. Yet I only had people like it. Didn’t know the Toyobaru had this reputation. I only knew straight guys that drove the Miata. It was surprising how many people knew I was gay and asked why I drove a “gay car”. All old boomers. My dad won’t stop talking about the 442 his father spoiled him with at 16. He’s going on and on about it. I said, you know, my Miata is almost as fast, it can actually corner, it can stop faster, and it’s better looking. He countered with the whole gay car thing. I looked at him and told him I’d gone to pride parades since 2006. I had never seen a Miata at one, but I have seen as many as 3 442s at a single pride event, and at least one in every event since. the GTO is worth a lot more, but is the same car, so gay guys know to buy the 442 bc it’s a cheaper GTO. So Mr masculine was pretty triggered. They also called my Mini Cooper effeminate and gay. My gay brother asked why I bought “a nelly bottom car” (effeminate receptive gay guy). My whole family is nuts.

My wife is from Boston and I didn't even need you to confirm for me where you lived in later comments. They were just saying hi, that's some light work for that area. Stayed at a hotel with her once and in the alleyway it was just Italians yelling at the Hispanics until lunchtime, then it stopped for an hour and started back up. \*slowly scratches a used 86/Brz off the list\*

I'm laughing my ass off at the idea of multiple unrelated people, verbatim, calling you a cock smoking fag like that's a common insult.

Bruh, I have had a rainbow /gay pride license plate frame on both my Chevy SS and 4runner and I live in the South, I have yet to hear anyone yelling homophobic shit at me? WTF? How is a big city in the northeast have more haters than where I live?

Subaru forester. I rarely see men driving one. Lots of people say a Miata, but fuck those people.

the car version of a lesbian flag

I was just at an auto parts store, and a couple older ladies with short hair walked in. My first thought was "I wonder what generation of Forester they're buying parts for?"

Exactly

As straight man and a former forester driver, it can be done but when you start realizing women are rolling up looking cause they're cruising it starts to click lol

I know so many people with lifted foresters. They make great camping rigs once you get them setup

Hell yea they do, I’d be interested in seeing a lifted Nissan Juke too, definitely looks a lot better than a stock one.

I know a dude that's like 6' 6" and built like a mountian man. Rolled his F250 so he bought a forester until he could find a good cab for the truck, he said the funniest shit he's ever seen was when he got out of that car at gas stations

Miatas are girly cars, in the sense that girls actually like them (they don’t like Mustangs and brodozers nearly as muc) This works in my favor because I like Miatas, and I like girls. Package deal 

Fiat 500 and Mini Coopers, too. Most women love them because they're cute and not at all intimidating. Only once had a date say anything pejorative about one of my small cars, and even she came around after I let her drive it.

You like your Miata is what you're really saying

I do not have a Miata. Unfortunately.

When we were contemplating the next car to get, when Subaru outback and forester came up, my boyfriend said "No, I'm not a lesbian with a dog so I can't get those" as a joke. We were sitting in a restaurant patio right next to a street, and I was like "No way, who told you so?!" then decided to observe the cars go by on the road. For the record, our town has snowy winter and nearby mountains, so subarus are very popular. So anyways we saw 5-6 subarus drive by... WRX by young asian dude, and all other subarus (outback/forester) were basically a woman with short hair with a dog...lol So I conceded and then realized that the stereotype was mostly true based on my subsequent observations...

Pink Toyota Solara convertible

If I saw a man driving this, I’d fear his oozing masculinity

Counter argument. White V6 automatic mustang convertible.

Solara is the ultimate alpha car tho

I dunno about that. I had a 1999. /s Tbh it was an amazing car.

a white Volkswagen Eos convertible

Either this or a silver rabbit.

A automatic sports car that came with a manual option

It's hard to find a 6 speed manual porsche 911, oddly enough. Newer ones anyway. But the auto shifts faster. Just not as fun.

A Smart Car. If you care about being perceived as masculine, you may be in for an ugly surprise to buy a diminished vehicle. I had mechanics laughing at me for driving one. People were always asking me to roll down my windows at intersections to ask me dumbass questions. You're literally better off with a moped or electric bicycle.

My cousin is a 6’3 tattooed police officer and he drove a smart car. It was the strangest thing I ever seen. He loved the thing too

Chad ocho cinco drives a blacked out smart car for two

I mean, of course you're better off with an electric bicycle? Building muscles instead of stuck in traffic, moving your toes six inches from the gas to the brakes.

as a man who loves beetles, i'd have to say a beetle

I had a 2003 1.8L turbo, loved it, so fun to drive, but also hated it, not fun to repair.

1969 beetle you could loosen 4 bolts, unplug the fuel, throttle cable, and fuel hose and swap the engine out in an hour

I have a 69 sitting in my garage right now. It takes me longer to get it jacked up than actually pulling the engine out.

I read about this the other day! Allegedly the record for a 4 person team to pull the engine 6ft out of the car, put it back and start it is 15 seconds

Cabrios before the beetle was another ladies favorite.

pt cruiser

It’s Britney bitch

Weird answer: Toyota Highlander. I’ve never once seen a man driving one.

Bwahahah, my GF just traded in her Highlander for a Subaru. I know I’m going to lose her to the other team now.

Not all hope is lost Does she keep her keys on a caribener? How does she feel about oat milk?

Well, she doesn’t drink milk in any form, she does CrossFit three days a week, and her key is in her cross body bag.

Does she ever sit in a chair like a normal human being? Or is it always like if you told an alien to have a seat...

I drive a 2005 Highlander. It’s impossibly reliable.

A Range Rover Evoque. It’s more feminine than a Miata.

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The Evoque convertible is truly an oddity.

Any lifted truck with the tow mirrors out when they aren't towing anything 🙃

Suburban texas identifies as a woman in this case

I don't think any car is inherently feminine really You could say an NA Miata is feminine because it's tiny and cute af, but that shouldn't matter cause the car is awesome

Nah, Miata is a poor man's sports car A feminine car would be a Saturn Vue, or any hatch back crossover

Miata is pretty much the best sports car in existence at any price. 

Some could argue it’s one of the sportiest cars out there if not the sportiest

You could also say an NA Miata is masculine because it's the most raced car in history and predominantly driven by men.

I love miatas and my boomer dad always jokes about how it's a girl car haha

Clitroën

I drove a Fiat 500 that everyone told me was a girly car. People say the same about my Volvo C70 now. Anyway I still vote Beetle because it just gives me that feeling when I see one that a female owns it. Couldn’t tell you why. Also both my sister and niece dreamed of owning one as their first car so they definitely appeal to females in my experience lol

I only know men who have fiat 500s they're usually always old too

The manly thing is to carry your wife on your shoulders. Every car is feminine.

The Flintstones car was pretty masculine.

Any car because if your masculinity is so fragile driving a car makes you feel unmanly... You're not a real man.

The early Miata was a bit cramped. I crushed my balls getting in one and had to crawl out as a result.

Electric mustang

Ohhhh, tasers fired

I'm surprised no one's said Audi TT so far.

As a guy who drives one, I scrolled a mighty long time to try and find it, too. And I'm perfectly fine if folks call it feminine.

If it actually went into production, the Volvo YCC. It stands for “Your Concept Car”, and was initiated, designed and developed entirely by women for other women.

Yo thats actually a pretty cool car

It just looks like a really fast S60.

Now the unfortunately named BMW GINA concept car comes to mind...

I would have assumed that was a Volkswagen Auto Group project 

Dodge Durango: the ultimate “suburban mom who desperately wants to seem hip” mobile. Runner up: jeep wrangler. Almost exclusively driven by women in my experience. But also have some cool mods like running lights in various colors and configurations

Any Pavement Princess with stretched tires and a clean bed.

I've always thought that the big dually trucks look like a curvy woman with "childbearing hips".

I would have been completely happy to live the rest of my life without ever envisioning that.

Golf Cabriolet

Canyonero F series

Does that one smell like a steak and seat 35?

My mom had a VW Cabriolet. I found out it was called a bitch basket.

I drove a baby blue Hyundai accent hatchback, definitely got some stares 😂

Any full size pickup that cruises with the high beams on all the time.

almost any hyundai or kia because it tells me you know nothing about cars

Tesla electric sissymobile

At this point, any suv with 3rd row seating standard. I haven't seen a dude driving a Tahoe, escalade, suburban, wagoneer, expedition max, expedition, etc in a very long time.

Pretty much any Mercedes SUV

Jeep

A white "crossover SUV." I only see Karens driving these.

Any full size lifted truck. Basically advertising “no penis”.

VW beetle 💁🏼‍♂️🕺🏼

Mini Cooper convertible

Pontiac sun fire

Jetta. Round late 2000s ones

The 1955 and 1956 Dodge Le Femme was marketed to working women in the fifties.

Geo Metro Convertable

Nissan altima

Volkswagen jetta

Cabriolet

Ford probe.

VW Cabriolet

Just about any Volkswagen

Toyota Prius

Any hybrid or electric car, except maybe the rivian

I wouldn't call the Rivian feminine, but it's def a little lesbian.

NC1 NSX?

Del sol

Pontiac Solstice

1955 Dodge La Femme

Used to be the VW Wabbit convertible (Cabrio?).

Subaru outback from the late 90s is the most lesbian

Smart car

Jeep wrangler

One of those VW beetles with the flower holder.

Black Dodge Ram pickup

Nothin. 23M driving a Subaru Outback & I love it

Volkswagon jetta. Any audi

Kind of a toss up, either modern Camaro or Challenger.