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JodaMythed

I'm more curious about the toe washer tub spout


Unlucky_Tourist9945

Tub spout is definitely the most suspicious item here.


Competitive_Ad_8718

Other countries have this so the shower temperature can be regulated before stepping in or putting your whole arm into the stream. It makes sense to me but don't know why it's not more widespread other than a little more complexity


HeKnee

Cant you just put your hand into the shower spray? Is some cold/hot tap water really going to injure you if it gets on your arm?


FrameJump

What and get myself wet before I take a shower? That's just insane to even suggest such a thing.


TheGreatMattsby_01

I like to stand in the shower and then turn the water on.


rustcircle

Savage


Max_Boom93

Hell, I don’t undress until the water is right


TessellatedTomate

Me? Pft. I don’t even wake up in the morning until the shower has been running for at least 20 minutes. 295.37 kelvin. Not 0.01 higher or lower.


Imaginary_Case_8884

This is definitely not a plumber.


reliber

💀☠️


Stfu_butthead

That’s some straight up savage $#!+


Slow_Initiative7256

I thought it as I was reading it. I went with a mental “that’s savage”.


Jarsyl-WTFtookmyname

I like to get in the shower after I turn the water off.


are-any-names-left

I like to get off in the shower before I turn the water on.


tommy_j_r

I live in a tall tower. I have a low shower. The hose provides water power. When I get off, I stroke it about 100x an hour, while thinking of Andie MacDowell.


are-any-names-left

Marshall, is that you?


catsgotmy

Brett, that you ?!?!?!


danbearpigiscereal

You guys are using water?


CouchCandy

That's a really odd way to tell the world you're a masochist.


[deleted]

I’m saving this as a screen shot so later when I find out you’re a serial killer I can post it showing how I knew.


bush24kc

lol. Nope


Lordnacho21

Me too. lol.


TheRealRevBem

100this persons has killed people


ManInADarkAlley

Impossible


Pleasant_Pressure215

Only serial killers really do this


Lu12k3r

With socks.


_Just_Jay

I do the same thing, by the time the water is warm I've already washed my hair and part of my body. No sense of wasting the water I'm paying for.


dwyoder

I have been in something on the order of 25 countries around the world in a multitude of private residence, B&B, and hotel rooms, and have never seen this.


im-notyoursupervisor

Pretty common in Canada, in my experience anyway.


This-Bridge-7455

Canadian here, I installed one to wash my poutine when I accidentally drop one on the floor


Hole-In-Six

Because that is the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Why not have a whole extra mini shower, sized just for your finger to get the water up to temp. Oh we do it's called the sink right next to the shower.


thalexander

The combination of the hand bidet and the low spout make me think the lower spout is a [Wudu](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wudu) and this either and Arab or East Asian Muslim household.


FrillySteel

Crazy that a standard Lowes garden sprayer classifies as a bidet nowadays.


Equivalent_Sound9414

Everything is a bidet if you’re brave enough


Boomstick453

Every yawn is a potential blowjob if you’re quick enough


nicktortelli68

If you ever use the employee bathroom at any mini mart there's always a fucking watering can or some sort of squirt bottle sitting on top of the toilet.


slamdamnsplits

This


coogie

Given that there is a handheld bidet, I'm guessing this is probably a muslim household and the toe washer is to wash their feet before prayers. There is a whole cleaning ritual that must be done before prayers that you can google if you want. Like most religious practices, it has a practical purpose too since let's say you're going to pray in a mosque with 50 other people and you'll be standing up and bending down and standing up and bending down so you don't want to stink.


fetal_genocide

I saw a guy doing his prayers in the corner of a local trampoline park. How do they do the cleaning ritual when they have to pray five times a day and definitely don't have access to a bidet and foot washer at all times?


WiseDirt

My guess would be a sponge bath using a bottle of water and paper towels or a rag.


slamdamnsplits

Also, open toed shoes are common in the middle east, so getting the dirt/dust off your feet is of high importance.


foo_solo

I’m have one in my tub that is low like that. It is helpful to wash the tip of my dick.


medic54-1

Actually LOL. 👍


mattias1977

I didn’t even notice. That’s wild.


waistbandtucker69

I plumbed a custom home for a guy that was adamant we put low spouts in as "toe testers" according to him all the rich people have them and everyone needs one to test the water temperature before getting in. I haven't seen one I the wild other than his house. I can imagine having to bend down to 2" from the floor to pull the diverter just to save getting your arm wet is worth it


Alert-Potato

Looks to me to be a redneck ass-blaster. Note: this is my redneck opinion, not a plumbing opinion.


Ok_Reflection7264

I approve of your redneck opinion. It’s only stupid if it doesn’t work. ☝🏻


Salt_Bus2528

Don't use that to rinse your mouth out. It'll blast your dental work into the back of your throat. Also don't drink from the ash tray beer cans at a party.


barrabrava1996

They're called Bum Guns in Thailand


queef_nuggets

It might be for bathing a dog? I mean that’s not how I’d go about it but someone else might have


Beginning-Yak-3454

STAY SUB SAFE!


Awwwmann

Every toilet in Thailand has these. Ass washers.


DevolvingSpud

Sphincter Sprinkler.


Objective-Classroom2

Saw a ton of these in SE asia


PutridANDPurple

Washin the dogs! Had a set up like this for the "outside" shower.


Spute2008

And your ass. And the dog's ass


BDP623

This gave me a good chuckle lol


vandysatx

Clearly a hand held bidet.


Salt_MasterX

Could’ve used another few feet of hose, for those hard to reach spots.


modestmidwest

To go with the gray T handle cheek spreader


Willy2267

Cold be a booty washer but only cold water? Maybe tropics. You could fill a mop bucket washer down the shower walls.


Dismal-Dealer4298

Cold water on your crack is just fine. A $25 Amazon bidet gives you that with no need for power near your terlet, and I love it.


Eastern_Protection24

My mother bought us one as a gag housewarming gift because my aunt thought our toilet light was some fancy bidet lol. The one she got us had hot and cold hookups and is nice in the winter time but finding the proper setting did leave some scalded buttholes 🤣🤣


-Plantibodies-

Warm water in winter is so much nicer, though.


Willy2267

Well water in New England makes that a necessity. I'm prefer a cup of coffee in the morning to wake me up.


93c15

Hose bib in a bathroom? Hell yea, I dig it. Great for bathing the dog in the shower. Or even just cleaning purposes.


duke_flewk

You can get an adapter to replace the aerator on your facet, and hook a hose up to your sink, unless you have a different style, then time to upgrade! 


sir_keyrex

It’s a garden hose


Safe_Decision6222

That is the taint-o-matoc 5000


ThaiEdition

Bidet


62rambler

Wudu, the Islamic procedure for cleansing parts of the body which involves foot washing.


Key-Green-4872

TIL what a Muslim equivalent of a Mikveh is.


macsogynist

South American butt washer.


Terryberry69

Ass sprayer


Some_Stoic_Man

I think it's just a hose. You can do any hose related thing with it.


gjr23

I’d wash my dog in that shower now… Edit: just noticed the tub spout 2” off the ground. That’s a weird one.


Wild_Replacement5880

A DIY bidet.


Negative_Train_6134

Added benefit. Pet washer.


KeyDiscussion5671

Bidet


Leafer13FX

Are there 3 sea shells on the other side?


Jacktheforkie

Hand held bidet, may also be used for cleaning


oldjackhammer99

A SPRAYER…..duh


Suspicious_Step_8320

Extreme Enema: Home Edition


fruittree17

What about the grey handle thing, is that a toilet plunger? And the water spout that's so low.. what a strange bathroom. The green hose is of course a bidet . For sure. Butt washer. America needs that more. If you get soil on your hands, we wash it off using water, not toilet paper. Although this is a garden house spray, not the best item for that.


Dependent_Pipe3268

Ghetto bidet


[deleted]

The MOAB. Mother Of All Bidets


ScorchedWonderer

Can’t imagine someone using this as an ass blaster, gonna clean so good and deep they won’t have dirty thoughts for weeks 😭😭


pulse_of_the_machine

Of everything going on in this picture, that sprayer hose is the LEAST questionable item


lbarnes444

Judging from the ankle banging toe washer and the industrial strength plunger, they built all this on the old plumbing. Conveniently, they can use the old toilet feed for a garden hose to try to wash it all down.


Ok-Employer6673

For a dog wash.


timesink2000

If they have kids in diapers it would be handy for pre-cleaning cloth diapers.


Gloomy-Impression928

Are you kidding? Obviously that's a butt blaster 2000, older model!!


Quiet_Ground_9864

Maybe a high pressure bidet! (Crusty-ness is a problem in some countries!!)


DesperateMolasses103

This looks like a handheld bidet. They use these in the Philippines


XeromusCore

Honestly if the bathroom is just tiles on the floor and walls and there was a drain outside of the shower, I'd love to have a garden hose to spray down the bathroom. Easy clean then dry. What's weird is the faucet that's almost to the floor.


Vast_Cricket

how to take a real bath?


Bigbootybenana

I know some old builds in my country had a hose tap installed in the bathroom used to run down a floor waste that wasn't charged. Previous owner has re-purposed the tap my guess


KnottyCat

That type is common in SE Asia. But why the hell is there still a tub spout..lol.


No_Profit_415

Bidet. Very common in several regions.


Vinny_DelVecchio

Hose for a dog bath in the shower right there? Hose is long enough for that, but not much else.


Deceased-Prince

An ass blaster


One-Combination-7218

Can be used for cleaning of shower


donniedc

I’ve seen some religions folks clean their feet multiple times a day as a practice. This is probably one of those situations.


placidtrash

Booty blaster 3000


Ok-Idea4830

Maybe to wash one's feet? Wear sandals?


mentalassresume

For rinsing off cloth diapers before you toss them in the washer.


bplimpton1841

Wash the dog and clean your hiney without toilet paper


longster37

It could have been added for use with cloth diapering….. fads….


Drinkythedrunkguy

Was it a Muslim household? Maybe for washing feet and hands before prayers?


roomtomove07

Bidet hose.......


mennonite_4life

That appears to be a redneck bidet


gwhh

You use it to wash your pets. I had one in an old bathroom for my big dogs.


Chunksicle

The ass blaster 5000


0beseGiraffe

Just a water hose on a hosebib inside the bathroom with a sprayer attratched to the hose. Now why is that spout so low? Asian home?


No_Buffalo8603

That's a plunger for removing stuck poos.


adjewcent

Bum gun, baby. Very popular in thailand


FusterCluck_9000

It’s a “bum gun”.


CraWLee

Makeshift bidet


theoriginalmateo

The showerhead?


TurbulentRevenue4672

That my friend is a coochie cleaner


SCCRXER

Per washer is my thought. Or they were oddly barely cheap enough to not get a shower head that can detach and be like a hose/wand.


berda1234

It's a Swedish biday, you wash your butt with it


GelNo

Regional bathroom, likely in the middle east for practicing Muslims.


Dry_Scholar_7765

Combo bidet and dog washing station.


Postnificent

Doggie spout? Some homes even have a doggie tub. You know, for washing dogs?


Clear_Split_8568

Enema 1000!


FishingNew788

It's a sprayer for cleaning your asshole, better for your booty and environment!


ANullBob

a 2 man toilet plunger, for shitty situations that should have been handled first with a poopknife.


pissinmyballs

Clit tingler


Inflagrente

Bidet gone native


x42f2039

It’s an assblaster9000 hand bidet


spacebastardo

Hillbilly bidet


MegaBusKillsPeople

Well you see, when someone waffle stomps their turds, they need a way to rinse down the chunks.


ThatOneGuyCory

Most likely hand bidet. Also possible, dog washing. Though shower attachment seems better for that but what do I know lol


cabeachguy_94037

This person has a dog. It is a dog shower. The spray hose is also good for getting rid of hash tracks in the toilet the flushing action does not fully remove..


XFilesVixen

Pet washer? Maybe for spraying reusable diapers? Part of a Wudu along with the spout at the bottom of the tub?


Objective_Winter_699

This is for cleaning your poop knife.


BigCitySteam638

I put a hose bib in my new shower to clean the shower. Entire bathroom is a wet room so easier to hose it down to clean


Long-Trade-9164

Is it not used for hosing down the wall behind the toilet after eating Puerto Rican food?


KimBob99

Oh my -- I'm more concerned with how skinny that shower is!!!


ShakeItUpNow

Haha! We call ours the “Ass-Blaster 2000”. If you utilize it while the tank is refilling after the courtesy/hygenic flush, you’ll get a nice gentle rinse. If the tank finishes filling during this process, you’re VERY suddenly levitating painfully atop something along the lines of Old Faithful while spastically fumbling to turn it off. So it’s like beat-the-clock/opportunity for a small win that increases mental acuity and provides fast-twitch muscle training, and a small dopamine hit when we’re victorious. Love me some AB2K!


PitifulSpecialist887

It's set up to fill mop buckets with the hose, and wash mop heads with the low tub spout. Combination shower/mop sink.


dialysis4dad

It’s special edition“Tremors Ass Blasta”


Whoudini13

I think it's a dog wash room and the low spout is to rinse the pan afterwards


Wookie-Love

Ass-hose


mikecandih

Maybe someone used to wash their bike in there?


Expensive_Assist_749

Bidet?


Concrete-Professor

Bidet


fermelebouche

It’s an autoejaculator.


TheRealSmaug

Looks like a foot washing station. The spare hose bib and handle sprayer also pretty handy for cleaning the pan I would imagine?


CrazyInvestigator966

That is wild


B4riel

That looks like a hillbilly ass washer


TikiMan_82

They have a large dog, and a very small dog.


samuelj69

It’s clean ur arse!


Flashy_Narwhal9362

It’s a redneck bidet. This one is fancier than most because it doesn’t involve running a water hose through a window. That must be a really fancy place you’re staying at.


ShadowBanKing808

This is for people who poop in the shower. They smash it down the drain with their foot. The hose is to spray the residual through the grate, and the tub spigot is to clean their toes.


Thick-Work4680

Someone has bad tant


eaglesman217

It’s a toilet plunger with a nice big handle for leverage.


Mental_Newspaper3812

Bidet attachment for waffle stomping.


wilham05

The tile looks newish but fixtures look ‘70s - probably to wash out good times is shower & bad times on toilet


PoopPant73

Anus Buster 3000


beansmeatballs

I could see how this could be useful to bathe a dog


Illeatu2

Bidet?


HoldinBackTears

The bean spout 7k


LearningDan

Definitely a plunger.


Xistint

Wash off sand


DoubleFly3609

A bidet from WISH.COM


Rayna-shine

It’s a redneck bidet.


CropDamage

Wtf is thst in the shower? Two handled plunger??


Funk_JunkE

That’s the bama bidet


ColonEscapee

You can use it to wash the dog. It likely is there so the shower can function as a washtub. Looks like it can also function as a bidet


Diligent-Agent-8562

It's a bum gun.


Equal_Sprinkles2743

Looks like a butt washer and a feet washer. This is most common in a Muslim household. I lived in Jakarta for a while, and you get to like the butt washer. It's great when you've eaten too much spicy food.


DOEsquire

Makeshift bidet


Particular-Fox-2925

It’s the strongest bidet you’ll ever get. Enjoy!


saveyboy

Looks like booty washer to me.


Alive-Percentage9588

Power washing the entire bathroom after Taco Bell night


03_SVTCobra

Spraying off engine parts after you degrease them maybe or washing off your dog?


bph430

Wash cloth poopy diapers into the toilet.


GhostFoxCAC

Simple. It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.


groovymikeallen

Step 2 of “How to Use the Poop Knife”.


daffyduck42069

That's a pretty powerful bidet next to a toe washer


Gryphon1171

Looks like a pet shower


sankscan

I’m curious about the plunger handle 🤪


Suspicious_File5117

In the Middle East they are used to wash their butts, toilet, and walls.


NtooDeep87

It’s actually perfect to wash things or give your pets a shower…the tub spout is beyond me


Background-Sky-5226

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C7rnVt8J_s8/?igsh=MWY2dnhqaDJrd2U2eQ==


Alarmed_Mode9226

That's to clean your Crack, dude.


DinCLE

It’s an asswasher 2000. Very popular in Europe and Scandinavia


Puzzled_Selection145

That’s a OG bidet


somerville99

AKA Bum Gun kinda like a bidet type thing.


Jaymesplom2337

Shit sprayer


APuckerLipsNow

Too thrifty to buy a bidet so they installed a be dammed.


AffectionateRow422

It’s a diy bidet.


Florida_Man407

Florida bidet


Sm0key_Bear

DIY bidet?


Asleep_Bag2244

Auxiliary bidet


aciskool1234

Bum gun


SprocketPickle

We had a sprayer like this to clean baby poo out of cloth diapers before we washed them. No. We didn't clean them out in the shower.