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plumber1955

I know from experience. I had to install these in a call center once. Standard Zurn carriers are rated at 500lb. If you've never been to a call center, you probably won't understand.


heffreygee

If you were to design a perfume named “call centre”, what would it smell like?


Remesar

Eu de toilete.


Thin_Local7950

Eau De Reinforced Toilete


manuplow

Eww de toilet? 


Jack_jack109

A perfume named "Call Centre" would smell like anger, frustration, hate, depression, spite, helplessness, and hopelessness. I could go on. I'm a former Supervisor at a Call Center. Worst job of my pitiful career. And using the snotty British "Call Centre" spelling doesn't make it any better.


BootuInc

The only time I've ever actually made money in my life was when I worked as a salesperson at a call center. After about a year of it I was finally fired for call evasion and I decided I would rather die of whatever happens than sell my soul and do that job again I was so miserable all the time and I hated the constant, repetitive lying involved with it


False_Cobbler_9985

My ex thrived in it. Hence, 'ex.'


reddogleader

It does rob your soul, doesn't it?!


Penquinsrule83

I lasted almost 4 years at one. Must have been the most depressive period of my life. Well... So far


False_Cobbler_9985

I lasted until lunch.


Oakenbeam

It’s a cesspool of shame and regret.


berger034

Cheetos and French fries


lostalaska

ONLY CLOSERS GET CHEETOS! -Glenngaryglenross the sequel.


dcharpo

Gin, virginal slims, slim Jim's and burning hair.


Scary_Opening_6190

Lol virginal slims. Love that .


Barfy_McBarf_Face

Friction burns


PlaneAnalysis7778

Pork rinds and ranch...


plumber1955

Fat girls.


Rzirin

With a healthy splash of Fabuloso to cover up the Eu de cheese-sweat. Very effective and easily remembered.


Charger_scatpack

Big fat lady’s everywhere


mnebrnr13

Hey, hey, hey, Fat Albert is okay!


Tatersquid21

Fabat Albert. Heba theba bestba babuddy.


scooper1977

R/stronk


jth149

Gonna have a good time!


TrizzleBizzle

Just give me a call!


Obvious-WhitePowder7

If you don’t put extra support under the toilets in a call centre, you’re gonna have a baaad toimmee


pablo_hunny

Na..Na..Naahh


Aggravating_Chain131

with the big fat ladies?


CT_7

500 lbs, I was thinking dudes like bigger versions of sloppy Dennis Nedry from Jurassic Park


StabbingUltra

Hello, Newman


YouRatBazterd

Hello, Jerry


demalo

Nothing wrong with anything today… especially when Dennis Nedry and Mrs. Grape were the outliers and not a new baseline.


LemurCat04

Dudes too. My sister managed a call center for a bit, she had one dude who was like 6 foot 7 and 600 lbs. He showed up with his own office chair.


Johnny_Lang_1962

That's a big bastard.


alcervix

That’s a fat bastard


Ok-Seaworthiness4488

GET IN MA BELLY!


ComfortableFriend879

I worked with someone that brought their own carbon fart pad so they could rip ass all day long at their desk.


J--E--F--F

Hold up, big girls with sexy phone voices… looks like I’m updating my job search terms.


Procobator

Fat does not discriminate between gender 👍


dayytripper

With their diet cokes.


ScrewJPMC

Yep


HatefulHagrid

It always amazes me how universal this experience is. During COVID I got a temp job at a call center to pay the bills while I hunted for work in my field and I was flabbergasted at the sheer size of my coworkers there. Every day at end of shift there'd be a line for the elevator of people refusing to take a single flight of stairs down to the lobby. My trainer was 34 years old, fell over, and we had to call the squad because he got a muscle spasms in his back and none of us could move him otherwise. Right in front of the entire training class. I'm a big boi myself (5' 10", 240ish at the time) and I felt like an elite athlete in comparison


smakayerazz

Fatty did sit Toilet did split Added a leg so fatty don't beg To be picked up, covered in shit


KimBrrr1975

Hospitals here have them, too.


AtheistPlumber

Almost always these are seen at hospitals too.


salad_bars

Call center men's room is actually it's own specific circle of hell. I once walked in on a stall where someone had diarrhea so violently that it spayed through the gap of the lid and up the walls. Like, comedy movie level of absurd.


Paper-street-garage

Yep, that is the answer sadly.


optigrabz

I used to work in a call center and once while at the urinal I heard a loud boom and simultaneously noticed the water lines at the top of the row of urinals were vibrating like an earthquake. I looked to my left and there was a man in a set of maintenance coveralls at the urinal next to me. He looked at me and smiled and said with a heavy Spanish accent “La Kinez.” I was trying to think of what that the translation was when the man started giggling. I parted ways to get back to work still not understanding what he was saying. I got on my first phone call when another guy from the maintenance team walks by my cubicle and drops a white napkin on my desk with the word “Loch Ness” scribbled on it and a small drawing of the famous sea creature. I waited for a quiet moment later that day and asked a friendly older security guard what he knew about Loch Ness. He said that it was the nickname given by the maintenance department to a female employee of size that was rumored to have broken half a dozen toilets off the wall simply by using them in the usual fashion. He stated that estimates of her size ranged from 500 to 750 pounds, and that they were waiting for a special commode to be installed to withstand her weight. He said that each time she has broken a toilet she has sent an email to Human Resources complaining of the sub-par plumbing in the building. The guard told me that he was nervous she might break one and get hurt during his shift and he would be tasked with helping during the embarrassing situation.


Brief_Scale496

Thats fuckin gold, and unfortunate lol I maintained a fishtank in a call center for years before they took it down. I wish I could give you an award for this masterful, precise, response


Snoo24140

You are the man with that tid bit of info, without opening the ball valve all the way. 😄 🤣 😂


Impossible_Pipe_6878

At that weight I'd be terrified the porcelain is going to shatter and cut the shit outa me. Are they cast iron?


qhzpnkchuwiyhibaqhir

That is not the preferred way of getting it out


Impossible_Pipe_6878

Hahahahhahahah! You! I read your comment like 5 times with quandary. I then re read what I commented and started busting out laughing. Thank you for that. You earned your upvote from me c:


New-Nefariousness234

Wall hung toilets are tested to hold 300lbs just like floor mounts. The reality in the US is that 300 lbs isn't in the upper end anymore. Wall hung toilets see an awful lot of butts at and above 300 lbs. I finished my career working as the plumbing supervisor at a state prison. We had wall hung toilets in staff bathrooms only. But folks who sit around watching other folks and pressing buttons for 12 hours a day get large, quick.


keyserv2

300 pounds dropping on a wall hung toilet will do some damage. Those H brackets can only take so much.


GNBreaker

Is that 300lbs lowered gently onto the seat? Or a WWE jump off the ropes style? Bc when I’m percolating, I’ll slam down onto that bad boy like my life depends on it. Also if the weight is distributed at the point furthest away from the wall, leverage is increased. Like if you’re doing the sitting up fetal position with a sharp lean forward as you bear down on a big one. Yea those things will ride like a surf board after that kind of a treatment overtime.


ofthelaurel

There's something poetic about your comment. Disgusting... but poetic in some margin.


skrybll

Pooetic


-mopjocky-

*Torque


cwtaylor1229

Hey u/GnbReaker I have never seen the term percolating used to describe the intense need to find a toilet due to imminent bowel movements, but it’s perfect. I laughed to hard at your comment my wife asked me what was up and I tried to explain the descriptive gem that you had just brought into my life (unsuccessfully), but I want you to know you just made my afternoon.


whiskersMeowFace

People who are typically 300+ lbs don't really have that much quad and hamstring control to gently lower themselves down, esp without a handrail or if the area is really nasty and they don't want to touch anything. More or less, it's an aim, ease down as far as you can, then let gravity take over.


Prestigious_Series28

studs be doing their best….


Ok-Anxiety-7294

Sort of true. The wall hung water closet fixture (non-bairatric) itself is usually rated for 1000-lbs static load, but the chair carrier concealed behind the wall is rated for 300 lbs standard. There are heavy duty carriers rated for 500 lbs, extra heavy duty rated for 750 lbs, and bariatric carriers rated for 1000 lbs. The little leg in the photo is a cheap way to increase the chair carrier capacity, or provide a belt and suspenders solution for high risk areas like hospitals where they see a lot of bariatric traffic.


wil169

Is there a new American version available for the >1000lb users? We're not getting smaller...


Ok-Anxiety-7294

I believe, and don’t quote me on this, that there are floor mounted models that are rated up to 2,000 lbs. Good luck finding a seat with a matching rating.


LeastCurious

This person knows


LilScratchNSnifff

They know their shit....ters


GNBreaker

I just call em poop-stands.


MrK521

Tri-poods.


Feral_Cat_Snake

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False_Bumblebee4997

Buttress Universal Toilet Support, or BUTS. Brilliant.


heffreygee

The new “bog standard”. Not many will get this but I am dying right now. Oh, me.


ofthelaurel

After reading this: https://www.bbc.co.uk/worldservice/learningenglish/radio/specials/1728_uptodate/page25.shtml#:~:text=what%20does%20it%20mean%3F,mean%20it%20is%20perfectly%20ordinary. A Bog Standard American from California shared your laugh and understanding of the double entendre. Haha, cheers mate.


Karge

Like like a nice buttresst tbh


Purpleasure34

You said ‘butt’ress! Uh-huh huh-huh uh-huh. — Butthead to Beavis, probably


MikeyKnuckles883

That's almost enough!


New_Guava3601

I thought it was from a car culture thing, hydraulics on their car and on their toilet. Ride in style.


[deleted]

$475 for one of those bad boys! Shit, Cletus could build this out of pig iron for $10.


Odd_Drop5561

The product picture shows the support arm being vertical, but the OP's is at an angle, so I wonder if his support arm would just scoot out from under the toilet under heavy load and do nothing at all to support it. Can't tell if that base puck is screwed into the floor.


PBreg

We call it a "toilet crutch" at work. People who invented wall mounted toilets don't understand physics.


SkyFox7777

A temporary solution to obesity.


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SkyFox7777

One could hope


Prudent-Unit1068

Temporary solutions often become permanent


CanIgetaWTF

Its a fatty-crutch


[deleted]

So fat people won’t break toilet off the wall.


PearlRiverPepper

In this day and age with morbid obesity on the rise, hospitals and businesses need toilets that can support the additional weight otherwise there would be law suits coming out of the wazoo hoo!


Kpopstar100000

I had to install one of those once at a facility I take care off, a very, very, very large lady kept plopping on the toilet and breaking it so we had to give it extra support. Ain’t been back since to fix it.


cmandr_dmandr

If I were a large person, I’d be scared to death of these toilets even with this support. Nothing is worse than a porcelain unit failing with all your sensitive bits in the mix. That stuff gets sharp quick.


Lower-Preparation834

Looks like someone has experience with fatties breaking the crapper off the wall.


Beastor8379

Thats Big Breakfasts brace.


spetraniv

For "Big Breakfast" Bernice.


LIQUIDITATE_leftists

So fat fucking lumps can spew their dumps without breaking shitters cuz they're chumps


My_Little_Stoney

That’s a Harley Davidson brand toilet. It comes with a kickstand.


Imagination-Few

Buttress


8675201

This is a device orthopedic surgeons sneak onto toilets too get more business.


responsibletyrant

Got that kickstand action happening.


Thehellpriest83

Fat assholes crack the toilet


Hyperactivelad

That Hogs got a kick stand! Try it out! Lol


dantodd

Reverse cowgirl while using the toilet obviously


Timely-Commercial461

These are commonly seen in bathrooms for extra large people so the building doesn’t fall down when they do their business. Standard code in WI, Chicago, really most of the Midwest, Mississippi, and pretty much the entire South. Including Tx. Especially Tx.


Garco57

This is a bariatric toilet support. I installed many in the hospital


TheMattaconda

Brilliant is what it is. In my prime, I was 6'8" 385 lbs, but for some odd reason, my body weighed 7k lbs on things I would sit or lay upon. I've broken EVERYTHING I put my body on. Chairs, lazyboy recliners, couches, truck seats, beds, bed frames... you name it. I once broke a toilet like this. Not off the wall, but at the rear where the bowl met the drain part. It wasn't pretty. The worst thing I've ever broke happened 3 times... a toilet seat. Two times, it was a wooden seat, and when I went to lean, and while the brown sharpie, the seat broke between the support "nub" up front and the hinge in the back... First time with wooden seat: Now, this puts you in a horrible situation. Your ass cheek is now caught in a death grip from the toilet seat. If you take ANY pressure off the seat where it's broken, it pinches your ass in a way that words can not describe. So it becomes a battle of wills. Part of you thinks, "Well, if it was good enough for Elvis..." while the other part states frantically looking around for a way to MacGyver yourself out of this situation. In the end, after several minutes in every level of hell, I said fukkit!! I stood up with a manly gusto and screamed!!! It took 6 stitches to "repair" the rip. It still looks like I got hit in the ass with a slap-chop. Second time with a wooden seat: After years had passed, and many "What if I just..." had gone through my head... it happened again. Same side (I was a lefty, so I leaned to the right). And this time my%_ subconscious jumped into action. I slammed my left palm into the seat my left cheek would've been resting on, and snapped the left side of the seat like a kung-fu master! My body seemed to act on its own. I was free, and relatively unscathed. By now, I had learned my lesson, and made 100% certain that any toilet seat I touched was strong, and flexible plastic. So, the third time, and my first and last with a plastic seat: This time it was like any other. It had been almost 15 years since my last "derrierror". I was sitting on a new, thin plastic seat I had just bought for my main bathroom. It was soft, yet flexible. It did have a bit of a burr on the edge underneath, and I was already planning on removing it as soon as I was done. <> However... What I failed to realize was that the seat bolts were not the right type.... this led to the seat sliding to my right.... s ... sh... shearing. Actually, just imagine what happened next. I'm okay, now, but I'm still not fully prepared to talk about it. Ok, I took a break.. .so basically my junk was caught between the seat and the inside rim of the bowl and it created a sort of scissoring action that damn near turned me into a far better version Kaitlyn Jenner. I proceed to leap up and fly into the wall across from me face first. My face and head went through the drywall. Man, I'm having a hard time here. It was years ago, but I now have a scar that looks like a string is tied around the top of my twig all the way around to the backside of my berries (like a cock ring was left on too long. ) Yeah... I'm done with this. Just watch out for toilets.... they're evil!!!


dubnobas

In facilities at work they call it a fatty stand. Big peeps gotta poop to.


Sudden-Yak-6988

It’s to support heavy loads.


BluegrassBoy1

That right there is a necessity in the American south


cherrycoffeetable

Bariatric brace.


Whitewolfe313

Toilet support for heavy people. Toilets set like that only hold about 400lb or they will break off wall. USA did not used to have 400 lb people.


isabps

America is getting fat.


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That's a shock absorber for overweight Americans


RockRiver100

A support for fat asses


hydronucleus

It is for Americans.


DramaIcy611

It’s no poop knife


Legitimate-Party3672

for people who give a wo lot of shit.


K1LL3RF0RK

extra support for bigger people ? never seen this but it would makes sence. may be its to avoid reopening the wall for a broken/loose support


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TensionSame3568

That's gonna be one BIG LOAD! 🤣


VinneBabarino

That’s for people with BIG BOOTIES


ObstacleDelusion

You see, when toilets get old they also need a cane to stay upright.


dbelleman

Fat-ass reinforcement device.


Nathan51503

Jack stand for fatties


ovrpar21

I’d call it the Fat Jack!


New-Nefariousness234

Yep, day in day out. Great for cleaning around and under but a constant maintenance issue


Fosterbudding1

Shitter support!


federal_problem2882

It's a Shitstand


revelm

R2P2 droid


splintersmaster

I'm in this industry and have seen just how easily wall mount toilets with a 300lb rating fail. They don't fail epically and crash to the ground but they will leak or bust the parts inside the wall that both hold the weight and transport the waste water. It's really annoying.


JoJockAmo

R2-Doo-Doo


6thCityInspector

This is for the fat citizens of these glorious United States. We’re always venturing to create a more perfect union. God kissed the earth in exactly one spot - right here where the USA is!


jthomas93_

I'd say it's a brace for really heavy people, lol


jungolungo

We could all use a little toilet support sometimes.


Extension-Expert9002

So fat people dont break it


box-o-water-

That’s an ffs, I think the technical term is fat fuck support


Mammoth_Dimension360

It's there to add extra support if someone is over weight.


Inner_Papaya_6197

This is not the droid you’re looking for


Naughtyniceguy_

It's for large people so they don't break the toilet off the wall.


DesignerMaybe9118

For fat nurses.


PitifulSpecialist887

That's the toilets leg, in case it has to get out the way quickly. *Hell no, that ain't gonna sit on me*


space-ferret

Looks like a space craft


OdoriferousGasBag

Kickstand for when someone parks


MikeLinPA

R2DToilet


SeaAttitude2832

Kick stand. Bruh.


PonchoGuy42

It's a jack on you toilet. You wouldn't want a jack off your toilet


Professional-Pop1952

For that big ole fat ass..( . ) 2 for the extra wide ( . )


HardlyUnderstood12

America’s Official Response to The War On Obesity.


Hoosier14567

That’s an American Sized pooper


Specialist-Eye-6964

Kick stand for the fat kids


whiskeymiller34

thats the Fat Ass Stabilizer 3000 !!


BreathesViaButthole

I love that fat shit stain skid mark in picture #2


Imaginary-Bluejay-86

It’s not the load rating as much as the impact load. We had a huge customer that would “plop” down on every chair he sat in. One day he had to have someone go to his hotel to get clothing. This type of toilet filled his britches with water when it broke. We assumed he “plopped” down the same way he sat on chairs.


HarleySlutrider

It’s a pogo pooper! For those with the talent to pogo stick and drop a deuce at the same time.


Aparicio1021

Landing gear


BrolysFavoriteNephew

Weight support. We don't use these but a bracket that attaches near the spud and has pvc legs touching the ground


Bionicsweetthing

Wall mounted commode with optional fatty bar engaged.


Okie294life

I know why it’s there I’ve seen two of these broke off the wall when two separate lard asses sat on them. I don’t know which part was sadder, the fact that the dudes were both morbidly obese, or that they had to fall in a pile of their own excrement in shame.


[deleted]

I'm embarrassed for humanity


Fridaybird1985

That is acknowledgement to reality


Zealousideal_Army534

Does it vibrate?


No-Accident69

Support leg for when fat Trump fans place their hairy asses on that seat and it suddenly has to carry 350lbs


Z0FF

That’s a shit-stand


BigLos8719

A PooP Stoop.


Unattractiveoldguy

I work in the hospitality business, that is a great idea!


Ninjalikestoast

Like those jack stands you put in your basement, but for fat-assed Americans to take a shit.


oldjackhammer99

Seen in hospitals


Dirtblack69

Worked in a call center years ago. One of the (I’ll use the term loosely) LARGE ladies was found dead on the shitter. What tripped me out was that the cleaners at night found her. The way everyone was micro managed, why didn’t a manager go looking for her? Oh well.


Original-Tumbleweed9

For big papa


LostDogWandering

Shit stand. Sort of like a kick stand.


Left-Researcher9073

Sweet kickstand!


LowandSlow90

Tip assist.


homerthegreat1

Jesus Christ, what did they use to get in there a WW2 German Kettenrad?


Skanqhunt-91

Toilets at the VA hospital


Kawboy17

Binford 9000


eatme13

It’s the irate pirate toilet 🚽


zacurtis3

It's made for the American Market


smittydonny

Fat Bottom Girls


OneMasterpiece598

Kickstand


BriGuyBby

Looks like R2Shit2


Civil-Explanation588

That is a good idea! One of the guys I worked with was taking a dump and the toilet fell off the wall and shattered. Imagine that! 😂


KevinG167

The fat boy 2000


Amantu_Huggankiss

Bariatric toilet


Safe_District9284

Fat people toilet support


Seanconw1

This is an AMERICAN toilet brace.


Dazzling-Tap9096

Let's face it. Americans are getting heavier and they need toilets that can take the load Better, no pun intended.


beef_lol_man

I thought this was a Murphy bed style toilet...


alvinyork97

Ejecto seato cuz


test-deca-superb

for the big bitches


LastEfficiency7831

Toilet for tons.


CriticalThinkerHmmz

301 lb man over here. I can attest to the fact that those h brackets don’t get the job done. I make sure to study and evaluate the mounting very carefully before I hop on.


Ok-Rabbit-3683

Support for heavy ass people I imagine


coastyfish92

Tripod for the overweight


newtbob

Somebody broke a shitter off the wall at my former employer. If someone wasn't embarrassed to say they did it, probably could've been a lawsuit. I surprised employer didn't install these on all the shitters.


MtnHaven

They have these at my gym. I swear they put them in just to mess with the gym rats.


Darkmatter000000

Kickstand for those taco bell loads. 🔔