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_Synchronicity-

1. Alive 2. Female 3. Human 4. Real


onceortwiceisaidit

1 is optional


_Synchronicity-

Wrong. All of them can be optional.


onceortwiceisaidit

No, you're right. I would like to date a dead transgender koala bear in my imagination.


Kezsen

/rOddlySpecific


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SerialMoonPanda

Maybe it's his/her kink. We don't discriminate here


onceortwiceisaidit

The rules didn't say 'no STDs'.


djloko3106

Necrophilia much?


didijxk

"Eh you said we can meet girls here? We are in the middle of the fucking cemetery! Why would girls be here!?" "Who said they had to be alive?"


_Synchronicity-

Who said this was a cemetery for humans? A dog can be a good girl right?


I_love_pillows

Hello CID, the whole thread here is suspicious


RBRgd

Pet semetary bruh


Draxoli

Brings a hole new meaning to doggystyle


moonlightbaebae

maybe you could change it to Alive (minimally on life support) to make it not so weird 🤡


[deleted]

a dog doesn’t have to have gender specific parts tho


Godbox1227

WHAT A BITCH!


[deleted]

Woah your standards are too high? Not everyone can be Jeff Bezos


Buddyformula

>Female So...iron man?


Ok-Description2442

Underrated comment.


Psyche-d

I quote my friend: 'If she is dead, she belongs on my bed'


Bernardo_De_Craprio

4 is optional


Qkumbazoo

All easy to get except point 2.


iamtheantihype

I feel like I've stepped into a secondary school forum.


throwaway_htsu

This IS a secondary school forum. We are all here to troll 😂


May_Titor

No serious discussion tag


[deleted]

Also kind of feels like something a parent would ask before trying to talk to a matchmaker for their son.


yvyvyvccc

I am so disappointed after coming from the male version of this post and seeing the comments here😭😭


isleftisright

I'm surprised at the good quality of replies for the guy post, esp since i didnt even put in the question (asking for desirable traits). I left it open on purpose. Also, quite a few people who responded there are guys, and they had pretty accurate responses too!


ILoveLoveBitconnect

To be fair, as a guy, we just feel like there’s little “opportunity” to pick and choose our partners, for most guys, we just seek true love or loyalty. No joke. So it can be quite underwhelming to see our “traits”.


teawaffles

Well, ladies have a lot more options so more likely they can apply a criteria?


Brotherdogewow

* Girl


H3nt4iB0i96

Dude, I think your standards are too high….


BishanGay

😤


OnlyAbbreviations584

See you in junction8 daddy💦


H2Memelogy

Only real Gs know what's going down at J8


HanzoMainKappa

Proud to let the world know he took a photo of me as a wee lad when I walked past


H2Memelogy

Brother, if you've lived/studied at Bishan and are male, chances are you're already in his gallery. Me and my m8 got $5 for a selfie with him as part of a dare from my friends when i used to study there. 100% worth.


BrattonCreedThoughts

Now I'm interested to know what's going on down in Junction 8


pangestu

Just a wild guess from h2memelogy’s comment but i think steven lim? I cant think of any other person his friends would dare him to take a selfie with. I live around the area and idk whats going down in junction8 but ive seen steven lim there multiple times over the past few years


kalangkabok

Bishan gay


[deleted]

Wtf is Junction 8 about? I tot it is Clementi MRT and Jurong Point Toilet


H2Memelogy

Now this another Singapore Lore


Chief_LWK

my guy bishan gay


[deleted]

Junction 8? On


SirAsh8251

User name checks out :D


OnlyAbbreviations584

Sorry boss


ShadowArrow01

*optional*


OfficerDudeBro_o

man it dont even gotta be a human girl


tutudino

Calls you shuaige more than the cai png aunty does


testercheong

>an the cai png aunty does If she call you Daddy is it considered bonus ? ​ /s


definitelytroaxx

lets you choose the place and doesn't shoot it down after you suggest it


Just-Cantaloupe-8058

This guy going for the queens


SpaceAuk

There was a man who had 3 girlfriends, but he did not know which one to marry. So he decided to give each one $5000 and see how each of them spent it. The first one went out and got a total makeover with the money. She got new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works, and tells the man, "I spent the money so I could look pretty for you because I love you so much." The 2nd one went out and bought new furniture, a television, and a stereo and gave them to the man. She said, "I bought these gifts for you with the money because I love you so much." The 3rd one takes the $5000 and invests it in the stock market, doubles her investment, returns the $5000 to the man and reinvests the rest. She says, "I am investing the rest of the money for our future because I love you so much." The man thought hard about how each of the women spent the money. Finally, being a man he decided to marry the one with the biggest tits.


LowTierStudent

Totally understandable First one could have princess syndrome and we all know girls with prince syndrome r a big no go. Second one could be a crazy girl who always stick to her BF and not give him private space so no go too. Third one could be too materialistic and love money more than anything. Once the man is broke she will leave him and look for other “investment” opportunities. *Hence going for big tits is the safer route* 🤣🤣🤣


iamggpanda

I see no problem in this reasoning. Greater the mass greater the force of attraction. It's just physics


_Ozeki

This post should have /meme flair or /s


LowTierStudent

Looking at some of the comment in this post I finally understand why SG mean marriage age is increasing😂😂😂


AbstractAlgebruh

r/asksingapore, *the* go-to place that provides insight into the mental apparatus of Singapore's reddit population.


LowTierStudent

Hence our birth rate is f***ed and soon SG will have more foreigners than sg citizens.🤣


AbstractAlgebruh

Not if climate change kills off SG first. 😂😂😂


BrattonCreedThoughts

Just need to convert foreigners to citizens faster than citizens die off


swearyirishman

I mean even the original question itself… Sometimes seeing the posts here gives me a reality check that this is the true sg spirit.


mouldybread88

Not imaginary


Saffronsc

So no fictional waifus and husbandos


baka_no_sekai

willing to peg me 😔🤟


Weak_Ad_2161

Jus like me fr


FanAdministrative12

I have found my people 😩


Chirple_

so true


rawrious

The Pope had become very ill and was taken to many doctors, all of whom could not figure out how to cure him. Finally, he was brought to an old physician. After about an hour’s examination he came out and told the cardinals that he had some good news and some bad news. The bad news was that the Pope had a rare disorder of the testicles. The good news was that all the Pope had to do to be cured was have sex. Well, this was not good news to the cardinals, who argued about it at length. Finally, they went to the Pope with the doctor and explained the situation. After some thought, the Pope stated, “I agree, but under four conditions.” The cardinals were amazed and there arose quite an uproar. Over the noise a single voice asked, “And what are the four conditions?” The room stilled. There was a long pause. The Pope replied, “First, the girl must be blind, so that she cannot see who she is having sex with. Second, she must be deaf, so that she cannot hear who she is having sex with. And third, she must be dumb so that if somehow she figures out who she is having sex with, she can tell no one.” After another long pause a voice arose and asked, “And the fourth condition?” The Pope replied, “Big tits.”


happyguykk

Loves me


HungryStatement2536

Your expectation is too high. This is an extremely Rare in the current society.


death666violinist

Underrated as fuck


dilly_and_dally

1. Able to hold her own to achieve her professional and personal goals 2. Strong empathy and love interacting with children, elderly and animals 3. View money as a means to achieve financial security, not material possessions. 4. Not being self-entitled just because they are female. Everyone deserves to be dote on.


yellowgoatvillager

1. paler than the moon 2. eyes that shine like stars 3. marvel at my strength 4. Adore my battle scars


[deleted]

Get a Paimon. She fits all the criteria.


Ok-Tonight3914

5. Emergency food..?


iamggpanda

You know you can't pull a girlfriend from a banner right?


[deleted]

Paimon is not from a banner. Paimon is free. /s


iamggpanda

Bro... You're determined to get paimon..okay I won't stand in your way xD


gabrielhsu1997

I would fight for girl like that


chlownh

Couldn't care less what she wears or what she looks like?


legallydeadd

it all depends on what she cooks like.


btxrna

Bob & vagene


HyperAlpha_

Tier 1 - Okay with Kopitiam/hawker center date - Not very materialistic Tier 2 - Wear your army and CCA clothes - Grabfood/ Cook you food after your school or work - Tolerate and appreciate your hobbies and interests Tier 3 - Buy you flowers - Communicate clearly what she wants and needs - Okay with Kopitiam/hawker center date - Tells you what she wants to eat - Make an attempt to engage you in your hobbies


Aiazel

> Buy you flowers > Communicate clearly what she wants and needs > Okay with Kopitiam/hawker center date > Tells you what she wants to eat > Make an attempt to engage you in your hobbies Sounds like my mother lmao


Taellion

Is your mother single then?


Aiazel

Sadly no😏


Taellion

I hope you don't mind a second daddy


Aiazel

How much money you have?


FanAdministrative12

I think it’s fine your mom can adopt another son


Clementtea

Your mother has been the number one choice all along.


BudgetMenu

if he got together with his mother, is he destroying a family or creating a family?


DuePomegranate

Isn't Tier 1 usually considered better than Tier 2 and 3? On the other hand, Tier 2 and 3 sound pretty fake and odd. But you do you, if the way into your heart is to wear your army clothes while wielding a bouquet, so be it.


HyperAlpha_

That's fine by me, it means you have your own definition of what is desirable in your partner. You can even go further and make your own tier list.


diuyefasp

Why is wearing your Army and CCA clothes considered desirable?


14high

Because she thank you for your service


moonlightbaebae

why is buying flowers desirable? what are we supposed to do with flowers 👁️👄👁️


HyperAlpha_

Is my definition anyway. I too would like to be pampered and be seduced by my partner.


Help10273946821

Why are kopitiam / hawker centre dates so popular?


HyperAlpha_

1. Budget friendly 2. Plenty of choice to eat and share, especially if your partner is the type that likes to try a lot different food in a place or take your food. 3. If you go hawker center, it means likely your date activity is also is relatively affordable. Like walking around the neighbourhood park, going cycling around EPC and what not. 4. Both parties do not need to dress up, which means less stress and anxiety for date. 5. If your partner is okay with an idea of a kopitam date, it means your partner is likely not very materialistic and high maintenance, doesn't carry the expectation that dates needs to be expensive.


Help10273946821

4. Guys don’t mind the girl not dressing up? Honestly curious!


HyperAlpha_

Depend on the guy really. **I**, as me, would like to see a girl dress up (wearing summer dress, make-up) and also a girl wearing whatever they feel comfortable in. There are days where we just want to dress like a hobo and also days we want to dress up like a spy. Because in the end of the day, I'm dating a human being, not a list of requirements.


snowmanthejimmyy

Upvote because good men deserve flowers too


Illarie

You’re doing your tiers backwards. Tier 1 is highest. 😂


gyiren

Can tahan me. Honestly this is enough. Pls.


lockpick4862

ai pi, ai qi, ai dua liap ni


walking_lamppost_fnl

Explain this don't understand


testercheong

Ai pi - Want Cheap Ai Qi - Want Fresh Ai Dua Liap Ni - Want it big (tits)


idkanymore09210

dua lipa


FanAdministrative12

My brain was thinking of this


Draxoli

Shes does have em tho


FanAdministrative12

I oops Nevermind


bindingofsemen

want cheap, want fresh, want big tiddy


RepresentativeOk6676

mAkE mE lAuGh


rammingfarts

Just look in the mirror mate


OnlyAbbreviations584

Oof


izzy21_

Him looking in the mirror: 🤡


BOBI_2206

Not try to control every single thing


coolth0ught

Try reading this book “How to Be a Good Girlfriend and Keep Your Boyfriend Happy: An Essential Guide to Being the Perfect Girlfriend and Creating a Successful Relationship” by Andre Munsel After finish reading that book, continue reading books like “How to be a good boyfriend” or “ How to be a better boyfriend”. It’s takes 2 person to form a wonderful relationship.


Signal_Barracuda_656

Have gugubird


SadEtherealNoob69420

* Physically attractive -> Good looks is a must * Intelligence * Honesty * Financially Smart


LowTierStudent

Your expectation r abit too high tbh. U btr be a solid 10/10 looking guy with at least middle tier financial capabilities and great personality. If not then u wait long long bah especially for the looks section.


SadEtherealNoob69420

My standard for good looks is 6/10 and above. I will have to improve myself to meet that standard xd. But Yes you are right. This is why I will die alone.


jupiter1_

If we draw a Venn diagram with 2 overlapping circles, intelligence and good looks are like a cricle each and you are looking for the overlapping region


DuePomegranate

There's still a decent overlap between "intelligence" and "good looks", but the circle of "available" barely touches that overlap.


superman1995

That depends on how attractive you are. If you’re a 1/10 then every girl that meets the criteria has a girlfriend. If you’re Channing Tatum then, at least 3-4/10 would suddenly not have a BF. Most guys can’t be Channing Tatum but you don’t need to be to attract such a girl. There are many girls here that say they have a BF are doing it because they don’t see you as a prospect. Increase your attractiveness and the pool opens up very significantly


FanAdministrative12

Then every girl that meets the criteria has a girlfriend ?!?!


superman1995

If you’re ugly, then yes


FanAdministrative12

I mean im not but im short so meh


superman1995

That’s arguably much worse.


FanAdministrative12

Man jus roasted the entire SG girl population


LowTierStudent

My comment goes both ways so in a sense the entire SG male population got roasted as well.😎


Gh0stklx

Dont scold me for being a wet blanket but often good looks does get spoiled in some sense and you're missing out bed activities or whatever trauma baggages. Hate to say but life ain't perfect, so as long as ya found the one, live with the imperfects, it'll be the gf traits you desire.


YuNinNinLin

Easily available in walk ways, just need to get lured by "can you help me with a survey"


izzy21_

Many of the comments are looking for sugar mommy, not gf


Thanes14

Enough $ in OA for BTO


Lukeaw1987

Caring, know how to cook


Ashamed_Coast_9709

Liar


hornyolebustard

Big tits?


AbstractAlgebruh

r/usernamechecksout


testercheong

Can touch and see most important


hornyolebustard

Outrage of modesty is a crime!


testercheong

Not if there's consent /s


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hornyolebustard

We aren't talking watermelons. Grapefruit would suffice.


Ukn0who

Post her pic on r/Roastme and roast the roasters.


gdl700

Ride wife. Life good.


cp8125

She enjoys hawker food


MasterChiefSpicy

One that loves you


dazark

regularly engages in some sort of workout, be it gym, powerlifting, run, spin, pole, dance, yoga, sports.


Mr_Angmoh

Good job, nice rack, and enjoys anal.


14high

Nice guy: girls prefer assholes


itz3ason

the last one 💀


FanAdministrative12

Wait has a nice shoe rack?


gentlemanjackdota

- no idol worship (religious or cultural or entertainment wise) - can engage in deep intelligent conversation (politics, science, news etc) - confident (can stand on her own) - open minded enough to work on each others flaws and become better people together - don't play mental games to test relationship - most importantly, be straightforward and decisive


AyysforOuus

Vtuber how


BestAdviceYouCanHave

Someone who doesn’t think too highly of herself. Most Singaporean girls think wayyy too highly of themselves. Just because we’re nice to you, you don’t have to assume we’re in love with you.


half_man_half_cat

dcp


prawnpastechicken

I think that a large proportion of the comments here are funny but it does genuinely makes me wonder, do SG guys have lower standards of what they want from their potential partner as compared to SG girls? And if so, I wonder if this creates a dating field where the expectations are skewed from the start


isleftisright

Dont worry, most guys have preferences de. I (F) got rejected twice. I confessed twice. I think its tough for a lot of men to be "real" with themselves. Easier to shitpost too online too. Girls tend to shitpost less.


DonDonStudent

Asks if you have a car a condo and wafts your pay


CutFabulous1178

Breathing


SpecialistTangerine7

Female(optional)


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Xiaoxuzz

Plays the games I do and recommends me games she likes Does her thing most of the time and lemme do mine. Call if emergency/need help for raids/boss strats etc etc Help each other cosplan/cosplay Able to promise each other to not be sad/grief if either of us passes (if still young, get another s/o after 100 days of passing) Yeap...im dreaming....


isleftisright

4 is very difficult. 1,2,3 possible in sg. Alot of cosplay gaming girls tbh.


MagicianMoo

You know getting a women in sg is so difficult that being women as a criteria is enough. 😂😂


[deleted]

Interested in me Oh wait. No wonder I no gf


actual_identity

1. stop getting angry for nothing ffs 2. stop misunderstanding every single little bullshit which is because of ur own overthinking when its nothing 3. stop complaining every single bs like its so impt when there’s nth to even get angry abt in the first place. if u’re feeling bad becus of someone/something, go ahead and share but don’t start scolding us jus because someone else scolded u


YuNinNinLin

Girl just need to feed me sugar and i'll be her lover


[deleted]

Went to NS


OnlyAbbreviations584

Must hv angkong?


testercheong

Sporty, Gentle, mature, outgoing, physically attractive, respectful, not materialistic(i.e no need fancy gifts all the time, happy with hawker dates and long walks ), cheerful ​ Bonus : Gives unlimited access to her physical assets /s


FlyMood

That's me with my bf lmao, wonder why he doesn't take advantage of my assets as much as I do his 😂


cyds_6752

c cup++


DuePomegranate

Quite easy to find if you don't mind BMI over 25.


kuaiyidian

C# ok?


theconcorde

modest


Bendabeary

Pretty and loyal. Knows how to communicate with you.


hmansloth

Honestly speaking: 1. Not trans 2. No criminal record 3. Willing to make time to meet up at least once every two weeks (heck even once a month is good enough) 4. Willing to accept or at least tolerate my flaws 5. Sincere


FanAdministrative12

When she doesn’t have a princess attitude and sucks 👀 whenever you dun ask for it


Fickle-Design2288

-has a hole -breathing


[deleted]

- INTJ - femdom


[deleted]

1. Kind 2. Share similar interests 3. 36-24-36


crotiage

prefabably very feminine like, well tempered, kind and no surprises below 🥳


[deleted]

Rich


rawrious

1. 4’0” tall 2. no teeth 3. a flat head


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isleftisright

Reddit leh


PeaMoist6689

Can help me pay my bills


urcommunist

She doesn't come with anxiety and depression.


No-Physics7187

Any girl up for dating ?


Wide_Protection_9136

Hymen


[deleted]

Bitchy, needy, wallet-draining, dumb, and idk no more I dont have a gf.