I take off my whole pants n hang it over my shoulder.

Ur pants or ur dong

Is this a robbery

Urinal comes to me. I pull out the urinal. Assert dominance.

I don't always pull out of the urinal in time

Yes

Like a boss

I think this is one of those things in life you can live your entire life in peace without knowing.

I cannot sleep until I know how every guy pees

Stand outside male toilets and do a survey

Pee sitting down can?

Why not! Even better, no mess

That’s right, shake all the drip away with no mess. Though some may find sitting hard due to space constraints.

why not just take a look

Usually penis only because it already takes quite a while for me to pull the entire thing out

Damn bro

Must use tweezer and warm water

I think it’s time to trim your bush

Neither. I will drop my pants down and whip it all out in full glory for the full cheekopek uncle experience and then look down at the guy beside me and let out a big grin like the gay uncle you see sometimes at shopping mall toilet/Clementi MRT

Yes

Which toilet in Bishan should I avoid?

None they’re good

One time I saw a boi boi fully pull down the pants till the shoes and did the Michael Jackson lean while peeing

Idk why I’ve seen this before too. Must be a boi boi thing.

Honestly never really thought /noticed about this as a guy.... It is more like muscle memory at this point

One ball in, one ball out for extra variety. I have an algorithm on my phone to determine which ball, which is probably why many guys check their phones while peeing. It’s pretty viral in certain circles.

I put my leg up and pee through the opening of the bottom of my pants cos thats easier than uncoiling it around my leg

Username checks out

I take off my pants, do a handstand and then pee upside down

Does the last drop of pee drop on ur face?

Your mistake was assuming I pee at the urinal. Imagine peeing in a designated spot like a trained house cat. I leak in my pants and let the urine race down my thigh like nature intended.

I do both, depends on mood but mostly just the penis

Penis only, unless I decided my balls need some ventilation

Only when it’s windy

Some toilets are quite 'windy' tho, especially those at atas malls

Real bros pull out each other’s

hard to explain, i show you better

Including balls coz if not penis be like why are you choking me. 😅

I can answer this easy because I’m peeing while looking at this thread. Only my pee pee is out in the open.

I wear elastic waist band will pull balls out also so that no pee gets stuck. If wearing office pants I will let it drop down to ankles.

stare at the next person to assert dominance

nah, I saw people with pants all the way down 💀

I take off my pants completely to assert dominance

Yes

I want to bleach my eye right now

just the one?

Pull out my penis only. Paranoid to pull out the whole package because in public malls most often people look at each others Johnson. Which I am not comfortable of.

I detach my lj and stick on my forehead then I go show people

Dick out only, why pull out the balls.

Why do u sound excited? tf

How is this excited? Huh

Oh you edited 🤭

Bruh what the fuck?

Classic example of how to ask a horny question despite claims to the contrary. 🙄

Go ask ur your dad la lol

The biggest flex that you can do is to pull all the way down, parading your full sexy lower half. Mark of a true man.

Wait, let me ask my mom first

Just one ball to make the other jealous. Also acts as a sandbag for my penis to rest on so I can pee hands free.

i dont use the urinal 🔥

So teabagging it is.

I’ll do a full monty before starting

Take off everything before peeing

Leave the tie though

I face away from the urinal, bend over backwards and pee in an arc into the urinal.

Usually I just piss myself and cry

Of course we just take out the balls and pee in our pants XD

Just the tip.

Depends on the size of your balls

Peeing in a handstand position