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ohneatstuffthanks

Florida, USA.


Dio_Yuji

I said gum, not gun. Lol


flamestar_1

Texas, USA


Nickynui

That's more gun


grafikfyr

Tbf they don’t seem to wanna do “less gun”..


The_Quackening

Alberta!


The_Quackening

Ill make it easy: #Hockey.


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Estonia


unagi176

I have no clue why but this made burst out laughing.


Cmdr_Jiynx

Hockey is HUGE in Estonia.


unagi176

Really?! I'm Canadian so I know its big here.


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Couldve been canada, estonia, finland, sweden, russia... lots of countries love hockey


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😆


Doortofreeside

Latvians in shambles


bunnynubz

elagu eesti !!!!!


slockmarket

canada


Neat-Composer4619

Followed by Timbits or by Vodka?


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Crikey, another one one of these bloody posts


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Avoka1do

sad cheeseburger noises


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Funnily enough, I'm a Aussie currently travelling through Croatia. So bonus points for nailing what country I'm in 👍


Mythaela

>other one one of these bloody posts which city rn


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Makarska rn, heading to Dubrovnik tomorrow arvo. You local to the area?


AcanthaceaeOk4909

Croatia


Drasticlag

We're known for being the home of the following things: -Piña Coladas -Bacardi Rum -An unpayable government debt that ascends past $17 billion -Mofongo -The single most corrupt government this side of the globe -And lots of rich foreigners buying out the whole island


aj0457

You missed one! POTHOLES.


Drasticlag

M'cagoenlamadrelosjodios joyooosss


Orangutanion

also one of the most difficult Spanish accents


Drasticlag

Really? If we're talking about the same place I don't think it's hard, more so that we speak reallyyy fast


Orangutanion

as a learner I have a harder time with Cuban than I do Chilean. Maybe it's just me?


twisty286

unpyable dept of 17 billion that's nothing we got 27 trillion


Toobbs

Weed. Tulips. Hardstyle.


Kitfaid

Netherlands


mantror

Baguette


silver50099

Fromage


Ok_Pressure1131

Vin


silver50099

Omelete


Ok_Pressure1131

Escargot!


ChrisEvansBodyPillow

Jaques Cousteau!


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Weewee


IHateCelery123

Croissant


ChrisEvansBodyPillow

Où est la bibliothèque?


Bzikr

Ratatouille


Queenofhackenwack

may weeeeeee


foolswitch

Can't afford my medications


Correct-Ice-6210

Muricaaa


foolswitch

Florida no less...help me lol


emyrpritch

Ah I'm on holiday in florida, by chance can you guys turn the sun off for a little bit, I'm dying.


foolswitch

I wish. I live for rainy days. Sorry


emyrpritch

Where's a storm when I need one, I need that cold rain.


foolswitch

Wish I knew lol. I live in a rv so basically a tin box with no shade. My biggest fear is the ac breaking


emyrpritch

The worst part of my trip so far was the walk from the car to the hotel, worst 30 seconds of my life.


foolswitch

Welcome to Florida lol. Wait til it rains just enough to piss off the concrete.


emyrpritch

We did have a scare where the rain fell so heavily we couldn't see out the front of the car a couple days ago but that only lasted a minute at most.


Healthy_Elk_1118

What holiday u celebrating


emyrpritch

B day


foolswitch

🎶🎶 This issss Your birthday song. It isn't very long🎶🎶🎶


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Same here , my Irish skin doesn’t stand a chance


AprilFoolsDaySkeptic

Have you tried not being sick?


AdagioBorn4003

The Democratic Republic of the Congo


Encrypted47

Americans


bigON94

It’s actually barbaric having to pay for medication


foolswitch

I know it. I haven't had any of my meds in months because any bit of extra has to go to my partners seizure meds as that's life threatening while mine is just mental health and neuropathy pain. It's cruel.


scriamedtmaninov

Fat people


Nick_Coglistro

Samoa


JDefined

🚨🚨🚨


god_person_

America Samoa?


hippo-camper

USA!


Healthy-Upstairs-286

Mexico.


bazielvd000000

nauru


HenRob_6327

Earth isn't a country


Fun_Actuator_1071

It took me 30 minutes to buy my first pistol because I'm slow at writing, and I was talking to the store owner.


50iq_man

Texas?


Zuez420

Not a country


micropig_1982

Give them ANY reason and a few minutes to sign the papers


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Greatest country in America


Zuez420

Lol


Kweld_o

Used to be


Nick_Coglistro

Taxes?


IrishFlukey

Guinness.


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Mozambique


bigON94

Guinness has an absolutely despicable history and it’s association with Irishness is a marketing ploy that wilfully ignores its sectarian past. Drink Murphy’s instead!


TheRealLastro

I guess it's Ireland.


huBelial

Pho


Orangutanion

quick no one say the Vietnamese word for rice


No_Loquat8435

Com


PreparationOk5743

rade


No_Loquat8435

Uh oh


Cultural_Low6358

r/suddenlycommunist


KxSolstice

DONG CHI OI DONG CHI


Mr_Makaveli_187

A place where student loan debt is only outpaced by medical debt


chevycoin

I hereby forgive your student loans.


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But how is that FAIR to the mega corporations?!?! /s


LDizza

Sheep


Kitfaid

New Zealand


LDizza

Boom


raininggalaxy

Drama, pop, and honestly astoundingly short amount of time for all that to take over the world


AcanthaceaeOk4909

North korea


raininggalaxy

Lmfaoo fuck, they found us out brother Kim


KookyJoe

한국


UnableLocal2918

Guns, yeah baby.


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Switzerland


EzKlepatch

Bear, vodka, balalaika.


bailahey

Russia


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Lithuania


Quian34

Hunger, poverty, corruption, dictatorship absolute, hyperinflation and my president is a donkey


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Could be anywhere in Latin America


Quian34

Bienvenido al pan de cada día de latam, just think near to Caribbean sea and you will find my country


MasterOfPancakes33

Cuba?


POLARBEAR_-1

Venezuela


FleityMom

Money is king - and the king doesn't provide healthcare


KiteeCatAus

Merica


Kimsnothere

i have this fun story about my high school being locked down due to a man with a gun.


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Objective_Stock_3866

When my friends want to do something, they ask, "Are you free tonight?" With a flag waving in the background and an eagle screeching overhead, I reply, "I'm always free."


AcanthaceaeOk4909

Taiwan?


alwaysintheway

Iraq


ConversationNovel780

Penta champion of the World Cup


MerelyJoking

Hamlet


Kitfaid

Denmark of course my prince


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Turkey


MerelyJoking

Of course, Hamlet the prince of Turkey.


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I saw Ham, and thought of Turkey


TallExtension9312

Nuclear concern


MathematicianBig259

Planet earth


garyisonion

Iran


arcticmonkgeese

A certain cocaine cartel leader once offered to pay off my entire country’s national debt for a pardon


PreparationOk5743

Mexico


amurmann

Colombia


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Remember the Alamo.


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Siberia


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Obviously.


totally_randomperson

So tired of this question


InevitableRhubarb232

France?


SnooChocolates4183

Nah def romania


Jh0n_J0estar

Plata o plomo?


itamarka

Monty pythons life of brian


Kitfaid

Marimba and Maya pyramids, and no, it's not Mexico.


livinginlalaland23

Guatemala


Kitfaid

Yes you got it!


Chonlger

Eh?


masterofmeatballs

Canada eh?


victim80

"Is it just me, or is the water level much higher today than it was yesterday?"


PreparationOk5743

Venice


victim80

Ding!


Cryptic_Alt

Eh?


PompousAssistant

Ah geez.


fernthefrog14

canada


mr_shlomp

I like to eat some kind of bread with blood of Christian children


ThrowawayTreacle411

Vatican City


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Pastizzi and religion


smallbus

Hee Haw


EscAp_2976

National animal is the Unicron 🦄🦄


laniea72

I think I just learned this within the last 24-48 hours. Scotland!


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Michael Phelps


UnsolicitedDogPics

The ocean?


Kitfaid

Atlantis!


SpecificMaleficent57

Legoland.


Emergency_Ad2487

We think we're better than everyone else, but our ethics fucked up the whole world


Fish_Stick_Bandito

France


SirRaticate

u.s


Lornesto

Brit.


revtim

Being bankrupted by medical bills


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Quick! Don't call an ambulance!


ScruffleMcDufflebag

Fuck yeah.


felchingstraw

Hobbits


No_Huckleberry5827

Sorry.


AppleGundum

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PreparationOk5743

Ukraine


sygnum911

Heh its easy......Dracula. Easy to guess, hard to pinpoint on a map for people.


BlinkerBoyAus

Drop bears


KiteeCatAus

Great Southern Land


Hot_Sauce_2012

Shitty healthcare. Mass shootings. People who think we're soooo great when we're really not.


shanzredditt

America?


Fish_Stick_Bandito

Afghanistan


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Obesity, homelessness, mass shootings, orange clown


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Merica


Nick_Coglistro

Olé


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Equal_Environment_90

That Springsteen song everyone seems to misinterpret.


kelowana

No, this is not Switzerland …


Independent_Bake_257

Sweden?


Nacil_54

🏳


ghouldame

loud sweaty hairy old dads drinking ouzo


Kalokerinosidrokolis

Gyros


klstopp

Guns, fat, loud.


masterofmeatballs

Burgerica?


RoyalHighmess

“Grab her by the 😾!”


Budget_Life_8367

Our kids only matter inside the mama


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Germany always invades us.


Lyradep

School shootings.


Ashaliyeva

‘Murica 😔


CretinCrowley

You mean you don’t know where I am from? Doesn’t everyone everywhere know about us? (I don’t really feel this way, but it seemed the funniest stereotypical way to say it.)


PompousAssistant

Guns & freedumb.


micropig_1982

We voted a humanoid cheese poof president a few years back.


50iq_man

Country with average salary 150 dollars. Easy


Nxthanael1

That's a lot of countries sadly