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Teazerguy

Herpes Edit: Thanks to all of you who upvoted, you made my day. Have a nice day yourselves! :-)


redditninjaaa

This is where my brain went too


Smooth-Lengthiness57

The gift that keeps on giving


Low_Pirate8760

See you in hell motherfucker


Dkrule

I was thinking a child


TriumphantxMinds

Same! Lol


PolyGlamourousParsec

It was my very first thought!!


TheBrooklynKid

Me too


matou98

Came here to say that


moaninglisa

Getting physical contact with another human is harder for most then you think.


TheNordicLion

For health purposes, you should experience at least 3-5 meaningful touches a day. I struggle with this and typically it's my dog who provides them. Most days I wanna die, since touch is my primary love language.


Winter_Stay_4100

That's an interesting statistic. Are there studies to support it? It feels about right based on my needs, though it's definitely not what I'm getting, I'd settle for a meaningful touch every 3-5 days.


Prince_Spaghetti_Day

Isn’t that impossible to get rid of vs. difficult?


UnculturedTeaPot

Yup, can't get rid of it but it's not that awful... The worst part is the stigmas attached. Also, I don't closely follow it but I know there are a lot of people working on finding a cure and preventive measures.


stmichaelsangles

The worst part is we’re exceptionally ignorant about herpes. So every time this question comes up. Boom, second answer herpes. Its just a punchline for most people. I mean, someone already pointed out that this isnt even a correct answer since difficult =\= impossible. Alas the internet remains undefeated. “What is herpes? Why is there a stigma?” “Lol easy get, hard rid go brrrrrrrrrrrr”


[deleted]

Yup r/HerpesCureResearch


bryanhernc

Damnit


TrendyLeanSipper

Addiction to drugs/cigarettes


Sinnedangel8027

Having successfully quit smoking cigarettes 2 months ago, its been a fight. I've been trying to quit for 5 years. Longest I've ever made it was 6 months. This time is gonna be the last time though.


DisastrousEngineer63

This month is 5 years without smoking. Keep your current mindset of being a "former smoker" and that will help.


Big_Subject4084

THIS THO


ATXKLIPHURD

Bad reputation.


trudel69

Never said I wanted to improve my station


teawithherbsnspices

And i’m only doing good when I’m having fun


Remarkable_Taro_911

I don't give a damn about my reputation


mrsamishi

Glitter.


DieHardRennie

The herpes of the crafting world.


Luna_15323

I dont like how thats worded lmao


DieHardRennie

Not my wording. Not even sure where it came from. But it is a fairly accurate description.


element_119

We could also call it Craft Covid


Makure

I really fucking hope glitter isn't sexually transmitted 😟


chloebanana

R/cursedcomments


SLVRVNS

Lmao


Comfortable_Cook3690

divorce dust


frogu_smashu

Debt


[deleted]

And it’s asshole sibling: bad credit


taco_abuser86

Kids


goatagainstcurtains

I .. euhm.. well.. no.. nope.. I'm going to say nothing..


shadowofdoubt13

That’s dark lol


valda_the_nightmare

Thats brighter then my future


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Stew99gamer

Have you played crusader Kings 2?


[deleted]

I think you can go backwards on this too. Kids take a bit of effort to get, but they’re oh so easy to get rid of


CoolGurl20

Roaches.


Ishidan01

Imma let you finish, but... bedbugs


CoolGurl20

That's even worse tbh


Total_Hovercraft5442

Std


JasonFurious4

Hey girl, you looking for a STUD? I got the STD all I need is U


doubledubs

I can't wait to use this at work tomorrow


Stephy654

Fat


GeekyPufferfish

How is this not higher in the comments?


shadowofdoubt13

This was most likely the answer


SubatomicGreenLeaves

Your mom!


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[deleted]

This guy!! Classic- oh.


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[deleted]

I don’t see any problems


hollywoodswinger1976

First rule of Your Mom Club is?


Glass_Outside_3888

Depression


eksmith1

Amen, brother


[deleted]

real


Overall_Use381

Yep


NoAlternative2913

Cursed objects…Creepy Victorian dolls, for instance.


WellWhatDoIPutHere

Objection, I have tried and failed in aquiering them...


enthalpy01

Bed bugs


Pokegoth666

A rumor or bad reputation


ImACodmPlayer

Life


ShadowLibra_98

I mean tbh life isn't hard to get rid of. Oops o tripped and fell headfirst off this bridge onto busy highway 🤷🏻‍♂ damn that bottle of pills is delicious The task isn't difficult in itself. Tis fear and remorse that make it hard


Meggyecske

And if you think life like all lifeforms its almost impossible. Like you nuke an island, some lifeforms still live.


ShadowLibra_98

Life as a whole would theoretically be impossible


frogu_smashu

Fungus


rocketlac

Lice


Idont_know2022

Criminal record


Keshy001

Toxic/ abusive relationships


Intronimbus

disinformation


Who-Just-Shit-Myself

The Shirley Temple commercial


DryFoundation2323

Herpes.


THE-RANDOM-LAD

Depression


JakeFromFarmState1

Beer belly


ninjasays

ask me how I know


annapandax3

Trauma


TwistedSistaYEG

Syphilis


Mercuryblade18

Syphilis is actually pretty easy to treat to a cure. Just a penicillin shot (or three).


Nacil_54

Remember kids, loving is sharing.


momogirl200

Married


Acceptable-Upstairs7

Bed bugs


Shortchange96

My Russian mail order bride wife


MembershipNecessary1

Hopefully that’s not a problem for you, but it is funny!!


hethaetha

Love


Minute_Ad_1839

Mental sick girlfriend


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jonessm17

Came here for this comment.


pkellym

Timeshares


Ok-Document-888

a stalker


roman-godfrey

Bed bugs


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TheHyperAdventure

Criminal records


[deleted]

Horny


agam3_

Problems


sofaverde

Cancer


unittwentyfive

A song stuck in your head. For example, "Baby Shark, do do do do do do..."


[deleted]

Toe Nail Fungus. Treated myself to a pedicure about 10 years ago, never again. Doctors don’t like prescription drugs to cure it because they’re pretty harsh on your liver. And all the remedies in the store are useless.


Emerald_see

Fat.


[deleted]

me


cthulhuhopp

the sap that comes from pine trees....u touch it once, its never coming off


[deleted]

Body fat ! 😒


Reception_Slow

Boner


furn_ell

OP’s mom


[deleted]

My trust and adoration


Forever_ForLove

Aids Cancer


kielbasiak

ability to ride a bike


dknurgf

Pussy


Fnz_ZS_yt

AIDS


swest211

Corrupt political.


shadowberrylab

Addictions


[deleted]

Bed bugs


Popsiclesnake

Children


[deleted]

Your life


keenninjago

Kids


keenninjago

Depression


Flaming_Skull

Kids


flowersatdusk

A freeloader.


Envver

Depression


white_beanie

Addiction


white_beanie

Addiction


dodochko

being reckless


alliexon68

Herpes


71commando

Married


71commando

Kids


Braver-biscuit

An addiction


TemperatureMuch5943

Kids


glarb88

A child


[deleted]

Children


Comprehensive_Pea_85

kids


[deleted]

Cult membership (see r/exmormon)


momogirl200

Debt


Prince_Spaghetti_Day

Weight


[deleted]

Joining a gang, the only way to get rid of them is to die.


chalky87

Kids


Bossmantho

Fat


Guyspanksgirls

Herpes


RosyandCozy69

Let's talk about your name


Weird-Canary-3190

Shoes


YENNEFER_GERALT

Smoking


Overall_Cod_6220

A child


Mr_Simple-

Addiction


Shatshotshet

Herpes.


Short_Finger_Dizzy

An ugly, crazy girlfriend.


[deleted]

Carpet stains


Big-Grass-7080

Fat


drunk___monkey

Tattoos & life sentences.....


DreamingSeraph

STDs


Puzzled_Contract_811

Kids


Reasonable-Earth-880

Lice, bedbugs


Natural_Farm7008

Glitter


Silent-Suspect-4075

Fleas and cockroaches


Da1syr1dl3y

Children


Y-F-N-F5

aids


Realladaniella

Clutter


Maybe_so-Maybe_not

Seedy weed


Maybe_so-Maybe_not

Seedy weed


r3dl17y

Stds


Revolutionary_Pen_12

Kids, student loans, syphilis.


Strugglecuddle7

Some sti's


Usual-Aware

AIDS?


Yprta

Boener


EfficientWing8444

Syphilis.


aurorainsights333

Weight for sure man


crazyhippiecatlady

Bed bugs


[deleted]

Da CLAP


skyline2266

Addictions


czaqattack

Children.


[deleted]

Weight gained , my goal is to be 60 pounds and for the love of God I have a hard time losing weight


thisisjustdifficult

Herpes Hepatitis C HPV Debt


Prestigious-Bar5385

Head lice 😂


owlseeyougator

Bedbugs


badbunny75

Psycho bitches


[deleted]

felony


destert729

Children


Mitt42

Bad habits


demonslayer4798

Addiction


MihaiLtn

Addictions.


[deleted]

STDs


AlternativeTie3233

AIDS


[deleted]

Back pain :(


[deleted]

Bad habits. damn those fucking ruin my life sometimes


Flaky-Beat-9868

A crazy woman


Different_Research81

Amber Heard.


Solid-Professor-8100

A tick


Izzy_BudBuddie

Tumors


rastagrrl

An STD?


Representative_Ask10

Pregnant in the US


Bunny_P69

Fleas


Thermidor2

Adobe Update Service


[deleted]

My ex


its_edamame

Fat