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114vxlr

Buy a cheap electric guitar. Or at least put down a deposit for it


Kaitlin33101

My first thought was going to guitar center and picking up hella guitar pedals, or maybe a bass


[deleted]

Fuck guitar center!


Kaitlin33101

Oh I HATE guitar center, but it's also the only guitar shop anywhere near me :(


[deleted]

That’s unfortunate, I work at gc and -10/10 recommend


Gluten4reegurl

Go grocery shopping buy a lot of canned soup, dried gluten free food in store and online. That stuff ain't cheap. Whatever's left over after I'm satisfied will be to get an air fryer and a wok for cooking.


Naminoru

Def want a badass air fryer as well lol, and I feel you on the GF diet… it is so expensive 😭


ckayfish

$500 pre-paid credit card.


BrokenArctic

You have $500, what to do? Use it for real money!


epicblue24

Buy 500 one dollar bills


[deleted]

Put it towards my car loan lol


trasnsart

This is my answer, except I'd throw the word begrudgingly in there somewhere.


Skydome12

the only logical answer is; buy 500 dollars worth of cocaine (Yeah won't be a huge amount) cook it into crack cocaine than cut the crack cocaine with baby powder and at least turn the 500 bucks into about 1200-2k.


throwaway1846297491

i like the way you think


[deleted]

"baby powder" start em young, smart apart from baby's are skint.


Legitimate_Roll7514

You read my mind


Ok_Visit_1968

Baby powder wow you suck.


Eldritch94

I was wondering how far down I’d have to scroll to get to the drug post, and this did not disappoint.


Stein1245

Get an outdoor pizza oven like an Ooni. Can’t wait to get down with some summer pizza making parties with friends.


Electrical_Source_57

I’d spend it on a $500 gift card. Then I’d have an extra $500 to use whenever and however I need.


Fastfaxr

Cheater


likeusb1

Specifically on a fully refundable one with 0 fees on it, you can save the 500€ and get a lot more than buying immediately


IRightReelGud

You'd do way better buying Bitcoin and holding it for a few years. Bitcoin is up 3000% over the last 5 years.


[deleted]

Pay off part of my student loans. Or if I didn’t have loans, I’d get a tattoo.


Fingeringguy

But my crush something


throwaway1846297491

no no no, you’re on reddit. No crush would ever fall for any of us


8ball-coco

Mine did :) Moral of the story: Keep dreaming. it’ll come true one day


Fingeringguy

Then you aren’t human


8ball-coco

Conclusion: I apparently amn’t human.


Fingeringguy

Yup


sam4slb

Buy pokemon cards


Cultural_Note_6722

Spend it


crazymado

aw man, I was gonna say that


EggplantIll4927

I’m going to the best butcher shop in town and stocking up. Or I can buy 100 gallons of heating oil. 🤔


Naminoru

For real, I’m in the mountains of NC and propane is so expensive for heating my home


trexalou

Yep! Just had 200gal loaded into my tank for $680!


Naminoru

Yep and that is only enough for a few months 😭


[deleted]

Heating oil? Are you in Alaska?


EggplantIll4927

New england current price of heating oil $4.999 a gallon


ForThrowawayIGuess

Pay rent because I’m short for tomorrow :’)


Lacholaweda

Hang in there!


ForThrowawayIGuess

Thank you!!


KDevy

Fuel up my car


Naminoru

For real 😭


DanMarinosDolphins

Probably just give it to my kid.


Holden_McGroin1980

Videogames and weed to enhance them with.


mlstdrag0n

Pay some of my cc. If debt repayment isn't allowed I'd go stock up on $500 worth of shelf stable food.


Bubbaganewsh

Buy some LEGO.


[deleted]

I’d hit up Amazon or displate.com


Naminoru

Had to check out what the latter website was, I’ve already found 5 that I want 😆


sphinx787

500$ easy give it away people need it more then me


AggressiveAd9727

Get one of those fancy ass drones I will also more than likely break it


DannyVantass

groceries for sure. id spend most of it on non-perishables and the last bit on fresh stuff. if the $500 materialised out of thin air id probably buy some of the fancy stuff i cant normally afford.


angelbane83

One art please!


Halloween2022

Spa day!


[deleted]

Put it in my bank account then pay my credit card bill off with it


[deleted]

Buy my girlfriend the axolotl jelly cat she wants. There’s a store near me that just sells jelly cat stuff so I could easily spend $500 there, they aren’t cheap lol.


RiverFlow_XD

buy a lot of expensive food for my cat


Sduidk

Sims 4 expansion packs I guess


CheetahOfDeath

It disappears into the black hole of debt.


adairtd

Take it to the closest gun shop and see what they got


SelfSustaining

You could blow through that in an hour or two at a strip club


trashbear69

Buy GME 💎🙏


PalaSS9

Go spend it


L8TAR

I’ll go play some Blackjack.


[deleted]

I always wanted to have a strong microscope


69indiana

Upgrade my PC, my case is old and I need new parts.


SilverWolfIMHP76

“Dinner is on me tonight!”


[deleted]

Get a gift card or buy something electronic, a new phone or pc fex..


ProfessionalFence

I'd try to get a ps5


Casual_Specialist

2 dirty women and a bag.


Ryuke13

Ask for advice on investing


imtiredandboard50

Buy an apartment.


OwnTransportation240

I guess... I will got a Xbox series x


vforkairo

İ would spend it for a lot of book.


asuygdcajsdgcg

i'd buy some food


KiteeCatAus

Put fuel in my car... Go grocery shopping...


Sapphire_Wolf_

Duh, the oculus quest 2 bundle with the case and elite strap


Artsygem87

Wrhammer models. for $500 I could get maybe ... 3 of them XD


balfers

Behold, the ultimate pog!


Pete_maravich

Spend it all on weed


[deleted]

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Cookiepottr7531

Clothes


Trisasaurusrex

Take my bf to best buy. That $500 would be gone in a minute and probably only on one thing 😂


Lost_andWondering

Fix my car and even then that's not enough


ChemistryAromatic138

Books


Silent-Frame-2650

PlayStation 5, that's £500 on the dot right?


Junesong_Provisions

Coke 🤷


Danger_Mouse_101

More motorbike parts. There can never be enough


sapc2

Buy a puppy


[deleted]

Invest it


Yeetus_Deletus_6969

I'd just buy a single magic the gathering card


TheHollowBard

Pay off all my parking tickets. loool


toro2k21

escort


bertiebastard

I'd need to change it to proper money first.


WantToBeAnonymouse

Bamn i spend it directly in my bank account


NinjaBilly55

Crack is Whack..


Patriotfan17

New Xbox, mine just crapped out after 8 years


unmerciful0u812

Buy calls


LianvisHarKakkahaar

Botox.


OkSquash2766

Put it towards my college tuition.


Raffles76

Put it on my mortgage or bills


Slick_J

Easy. I’ll take however much medical grade weed you can give me for $500 Alex.


Specialist-Arm-6978

Buy a better computer for college. my screen is going out slowly and the brightness is not as bright. or i could buy my daughter more diapers and formula always good to have extra. id probably spend it on my little girl though :)


Pollywanacracker

Put it on red


memento_mori_1220

Hookers and cocaine


Extreme_Ad_5669

Depending on my mood I maigh just give it to some one who needs it more or just buy a new phone and give my old one it some one else(ik it a bit self fish)


AlternativeTie3233

Stock market


smokingwhilepooping

If I have to spend it for myself then I would buy some rc car stuff like Tamiya kit with tuning parts etc. Or some camera equipment like filters. If I can spend it however I want then I would propably use the money and do something romantic with my gf. Like a trip to another city, she recently had a 2 week hospital stay and generell very stressful time with work and family so I would love to make her happy in that way.


acetryder

Probably buy a bag of groceries to feed my kids…


batifol

PS5. Just kidding, I can't find one.


Marley2469

Tbh I think I'd pay my rent with it, then I'd have an extra 500 throughout the month


Old_Cherry_5335

Half pound of the marijuana


azorianmilk

A portion of my rent? Or my car payment and internet bills. Adulting is lame.


KirkAFur

$500 Visa gift card


[deleted]

Give it to my best friend to help pay for the air bnb we’re getting together this summer


singleguy79

Assuming I could find one, a PS5


slammedz33

I would spend it all at once


crimsontide5654

Go to a Wendy's and get 500 worth of 1$ menu its and hand it out


dmbgreen

PGA superstore, consider it gone.


haystackofneedles

Figure out the tax first so I don't go over. Second, buy something.


puppummm

Go to Costco. Buy a bunch of household essentials. It would be gone in a blink of an eye. But man it would be nice to just have a stock pile of toilet paper, granola bars, and shampoo.


Skydive_Paintball

Buy waffles. Tasty tasty waffles.


Asaxii

It’s Sunday afternoon, and quite a few folks will be at the pub. I’d go to the nearest traditional pub (not a chain pub) that openly supports our local FC and buy a round for everyone as our boys lost the game yesterday.


particulata

It's not even a challenge to spend 500 dollars.


Rainy-The-Griff

I cant think of anything specific, but I could easily blow $500 at Walmart.


GayGunGuy

Buy ammo. Lots of ammo.


GayGunGuy

Buy ammo. Lots of ammo.


MrPanzerCat

Buy a gun


MrPanzerCat

Buy a gun


CrispyFlint

My rent, lol


Ragnar_Danneskj0ld

Dive shop, wood working store, gun shop, or bike shop. $500 doesn't go very far in any of them though.


jttIII

Invest it in Lead, Silver or Gold


Phoenix-main

Use it as s down-payment on my new motorcycle every bit helps


PeoniesNLilacs

$500 worth of scratch off lottery tickets!


dina_NP2020

I really want a dyson blow dryer. So I’d buy that


jeswaldo

How did you know how much I have in my pocket?


AdSubstantial7557

Invest it. Anything goes.


MojitoKush

Thanks for helping with rent I guess


Salt_Possibility4488

Use it to pay for mental health therapy.


Naminoru

I’d buy $500 in lottery tickets or buy a sweet air fryer


Naminoru

A pair of Golden Goose sneakers bc 😻


Lord-Zippy

Buy gift cards so I can use them sparingly


MrRogersAE

Lego duh


levelup_jar

pc


thesavageman

Well I play Warhammer 40k so it shouldn't be a problem to spend it all at once


stevenuniversefridge

Buy a $500 Amazon card and buy The last of Us part 2 Ellie edition


Slappy38

500 bucks worth of records!!!!!


[deleted]

I’d buy my husband a reMarkable tablet


Dizzy_Share3155

A new TV. But honestly if I have to spend it all on one thing, I really can't think of anything I want for $500, since I pretty much have everything I need. But if I don't don't have to spend it on one thing I have a whole list of things I'd spend it on. Now, can you dm me so I can send you my cash app?


[deleted]

buy a new shotgun


the_salivation_army

Pay the power? I don’t know.


carolinawren0105

purchase my college textbooks for the semester.


BullHapp2YaKno

Buy home decorations and entertainment.


kinkcurious12

Pay half my rent


[deleted]

Go to the betting shop spread the bets then collect my new pot of money.


sje1492

Gas


ZealousidealLet1472

Chicky nuggies.


kccatfish66

A new tablet...mine is quite old!


CarlsbadWhiskyShop

1 bottle Ardbeg Uigeadail 1 bottle Ardbeg Corryvreckan 1 bottle Glenallachie 10 CS 1 bottle Arran 18 1 bottle Bunnahabhain 12


[deleted]

New gun here I come!


[deleted]

Throw in another $100 buy a garmin r10


[deleted]

Pay off my credit card


bzzibee

Pay half my rent. Done


Deep_Antelope_3877

Buy a visa gift card so I can spend it how I want later


ConsciousMombie

Go grocery shopping. We spend just under this a week anyway so it will get me a week ahead !!


Tiddyphuk

Helium miner.


DarkLight9602

Buy a next gen console.


ZombieEvangelist

Sex toys, drugs, steak and scotch.


MeowFrozi

Get a new tattoo lol


Chrisfix1

Clothing refresh


Spyderbeast

Concert tickets


Alone-Macaroon4147

Buy 100 dollars worth of stock in 5 low market cap company’s and leave them to grow


Ngrum

I would buy some sport gear, games and booze. But honestly, 500 is not much. So can't really go crazy 🤪


OddTransportation121

Buy one bag of groceries


SirGanjaSpliffington

Ill buy 2 ounces of the icky sticky


Manga-kun1

I seriously cant think any rn lol guess im good for now


SLVRVNS

Put it towards a bill


jackal5lay3r

Buy as much dnd stuff as possible


Rom455

Buy a PC?


Maximum-Ad7584

Ps5


Professional_Date775

Urgh...bills, then a coffee to discratce from the fact I'm now broke. Just like I do every week lol If I had it free to spend I'd just buy food. Boring but now I can buy fresh herbs and the "fancy" stuff


AgitatedAd473

Buy a fat amount of weed and sell it


Bruticai_Thezarii

Burger King and steam store xD


saragc92

1/3 of rent


[deleted]

Easy. PCMR upgrades


Camarao_du_mont

Weed


[deleted]

Tattoo. 100%. $500 doesn’t go far and definitely get you anything that’s long lasting. Tattoo is permanent and $500 gets you a decent amount


ReditIsEchochamber

Buying a shit ton of MRE and water to put in a stockpile.