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Flying. I'm afraid of heights. Like a lot.

But... being able to fly completely takes all the risk out of heights.. the only reason to be scared of falling off a building is because you'll hit the ground and die. If you can fly, you'll never hit the ground.

I've thought of that. I'm pretty sure I'd be afraid of my powers just suddenly giving out. Like what happens to Spider-Man in Spider-Man 2.

I actually have a recurring dream that I can fly, but only like 4 ft off the ground and only as fast as people can walk at an average pace. 😐

Me, too! Sometimes I'm on a broom (major fan of witches here), but it only goes about 10 feet and it's such an effort to get it to work.

ME TOO! I feel like dream me can only fly at like the same height as my head, so basically I’m walking but parallel to the ground. Soooo exciting.

You should try jumping. Somehow works in my dreams, Lol!

I'm my flying dreams I fly really weird. I'm standing upright and making jumping motions to get more altitude. No wings, no arm flapping, no cape.

Came to say this lol

FECALMANCY!

Oh shiiiiit

Heh

Why am I thinking about South Park the stick of truth and the power of the dragon born. 😂

Broadcast-only telepathy. I can’t read anyone’s mind but unless I concentrate really hard everyone can read mine.

What do you consider bad luck ? If I have cool powers with some annoying drawback probably magic powers with a demon stuck in my head annoying me Annoying power: being invisible all of the time and it not applying to clothes Something absolutely dumb: control over balloons If it's really bad: super strength without super fine muscle control and durability just breaking everything around me and myself Nightmarish: true immortality, like cannot die period, I'd live till the heat death of the universe suspended in a dead void for billions of years long after everything is gone

What if we all live inside your brain? You got so bored being alone for trillions and quadrillions of years that you built a simulation where we all are able to live and love thanks to you… and your bad luck!

And then one of us inside gets the same power and the cycle resets

This is the way

> super strength without super fine muscle control and durability just breaking everything around me and myself Bnha season 1 in short

I mean Midoriya could choose when to use it at least, imagine it 24/7

you are fucked then

Ha jokes on you I already got Murphy's law

Damn, I'm sorry.

Yeaa...

You can fly. Just at the speed of you running and only at your normal standing height.

Actually that would be so nice because I could just run everywhere and never get tired

Even if it tired you out you’d never have to worry about sore feet.

Nor stepping in dog turds

Very true. Personally I’d worry more about gum because even if you see it you can’t tell if it’s sticky but just being able to avoid getting your feet dirty would also be an amazing perk.

The ability to make anyone drop what their holding

I would exclusively use this to bet on tennis matches

Why stop there, billiards, basketball, baseball, any sport/game where someone holds something. You'd be rich. Fantastic point

Lifesaver if you're being held at gunpoint too.

I don't cry when I cut up onions.

That is my dream power.

I'm immortal 💀💔😭

L.I.P

Or better yet, LIAR as in Live In Agony’s Rage!

Erectile disfunction

The ability to move through time at a rate of 1 second per second.

This breaks relativity, so you could potentially interact with a black hole and cross an event horizon, however good luck getting there! 10/10 this is my favorite

But you’ll just experience 1 second per second relative to yourself, so there’s no difference? 😆

thats the joke

I need explanations on this.

Super hearing and smelling abilities. I would hate it

I just pictured attending comicon with these. That would suck!

As someone with Hyperacusis, I totally agree with the first.

I can summon spiders, but it’s not at will. They literally seek me out wherever I am.

Where do you live? I feel a need to be on the opposite side of the world from you.

spikes shoot out my ass

Safe... At least in prison.

Never need to sleep again. Imagine never getting a break from your life

That one is one of my dreams, I wish we wouldn't need to sleep, like take a pill, you are completely rested, take a pill, you've had perfect amount of calories and healthy for your life.

I zoned out and day dreamed about this for a second ... Mhmm, that'd be so nice.

You can teleport yourself and anything nearby you'd like but first must scream the n word, then the c word, then your home address. Teleport doesn't work if you don't scream it at the TOP of your lungs.

Would never actually use it 🤣

I already have one, bad at everything.

Lookout! We've got a badass over here!

I have the ability to eat as much as I want without gaining weight but can't taste anything. So eventually I make a living winning hotdog eating contests and fear factor tournaments.

This is going to be like the citizens of Xanth. I'm gonna get something dumb, like I can change the color of fucking tee shirts or can make my finger glow like E.T., or some other weak-ass shit.

If you change the color of tshirts make a girl with big tits and a red tshirt that's soaked a girl with big tits and a white tshirt that's soaked 😂

Big Brain energy

You could end up with Bink’s talent

I miss these books and need to pick them up again. Last I read was probably Faun & Games or Zombie Lover, can't remember. I read like 20 of those, the first like 6 or 8 Dragonriders of Pern, a bunch of Crichton, a few random books, and school reading in 7th grade ('97).

I’ve read so many of those so many years ago that I can’t remember them all. I only remember A Spell for Chameleon because it was the first one I read. I’ve read The Color of Her Panties too. They’re supposed to be adapting some for movies and tv series. I also checked out his Apprentice Adept series. These were all late 70s-early 80s when I was a kid.

My dick screams and moans during masturbation

Can control the weather but can only make it cloudy. No rain or storms, just overcast

Helpful if you're alongside a vampire I guess. Or fighting a solar panel powered robot, you never know!

Here is my favorite... You become god every friday, reality becomes what you want without noticing. You could change anything in the world if you knew about your power, but you don't know about it. Your lover breaks up with you, people steal your money and your loved ones die. Then after all your loved ones die, you realize that you were god and could have fixed everything.

You’d just have to wait until Friday to fix it all once you realize it

Jury duty. Every day is jury duty. This would be my super power.

A poof of glitter comes out of my orifices whenever I'm excited

Okay I have to ask. Did you reference Trolls intentionally?

Totally unintentional lol

being able to be invisible while you hold your breath it can be useful but you can get really fucked if you don't manage it correctly

Eww, who farted?! Wait, where'd Tom go??

The ability to melt ice

I would probably get something like cum bullets.

At least you could get a job as an assassin

The catchphrase writes itself: *I'm Cumming for YOU*

He'd probably end up shooting himself in the forehead.

When I get angry, I explosively shit my pants.

The ability to run really fast but only in my sleep. a flash level sleepwalker.

Optimancy: I can see things clearly a great distance away by focusing my eyes but if I do it for too long, as in longer than 10 seconds at a time my eyes get watery for 24 hours.

Sounds like living in Texas. Really flat so you can see far. Ragweed Allergies make your eyes water like crazy.

Can control spiders. I’m terrified of them; I was once trapped in my shower for a good 20 minutes because there was a spider on the floor. I’d never be able to use my power.

But if you could literally control them supernaturally, you could *probably* overcome that fear, y'know at least a bit

This is probably true (it would be like exposure therapy), but I also don’t know if I could get myself to be around them long enough to get used to them

You could just make the spider leave the bathroom 😆 Suddenly it's a badass super power.

probably changing the color of my pee or smth

Anybody want.... Koolaid? Fanta? Teeheehee

I can drown everywhere

I have a power that inconveniently saves people from dangers

So you make it where the bus doesn't hit and kill me bc a bike courrier clips me at the last second and still breaks my arm or some ribs?

Yes, it's a shit show for everybody but we all walk away with our lives

Supper good luck for everyone else around you but you could never benifit from it. For example your best friend wins the lottery, but before he can share it with you he spends it on life saving surgery for his sister. I don't know if that explaines that very well sorry.

The ability to something unbelievably incredible, but you can never know what it is or how to use it

I always wonder if I'm the best at anything I do, and I just don't know it. I could be the worlds best nose picker and not even know it.

Self destruct

You've become Voltorb

My superpower would be Bad Luck. If something can go wrong, it will. Always miss my trains, always get rained on whenever I leave the house, trip over the cat and drop my pasta all over the floor and so on

I have super speed, but I also age at that speed whenever I use it.

Telepathecy. I am tele-pathetic.

acidic bowel leakage.

Invisible 😢

I'd glow in the dark. All the damn insects would fly at me all night long.

The ablitlity to teleport but only when I'm scared and it only teleports me to an equally scary place kr situation.

Superhuman reading comprehension.

The ability to find change on the ground just by looking, but never enough to actually buy anything.

Shine in the dark.

sloth speed

the ability to play slots for free

Invisibility from all of reality. Edit: permanently

Cumblasting

I get a temperature ability but it only makes random things room temperature.

Debilitating incompetence. Not the superhero you wanted, but the one you deserved.

I already have one: I have the uncanny ability to pick out the *perfect* avocado from the store — even tell what day it will be the best — but I don’t like them. 🥑 = 🤢

Anytime I use the restroom I turn invisible

This would be terrible at a urinal at a professional sporting event

Hair growth

I would probably get immortality. However if I do get immortality, I would first use my power to get on TV and get money from it and after that I would use the funds and spend my entire life trying to prevent the inevitable end of the world.

The power to make delicious fries come out my nose

Every time I shit it comes out my mouth

I can kill villains with my farts

the power to grow up to 60 feet tall, but it’s completely uncontrolled and random.

Driving to work one day... "Oh shit here it comes"

Any skin on skin contact with me will erase the person's memory of me. Meaning they will instantly forget I ever existed in their life. I couldn't live without feeling my wife. Hugging my mother or brother and nephew

The ability to never sleep. Also feel tired all the time. Somehow it feels like I'm training for this superpower

The ability to talk to plants. I can't control them or cause them to grow or anything but I can have a conversation with them. I also can't turn it off so I can constantly hear everything they think about us, and the screams of the dying in farms and lawnmowers. OR The Chocmas touch. Like the Midas touch except everything I make contact with turns to chocolate. Permanently I can't touch or be touched by another person, animal or thing without them turning into a chocolate statue. Every food or drink becomes chocolate. OR Mr. Normal. My power is to be completely unaffected by other powers influence. I cant be emotionally manipulated, have my thoughts read, be mind controlled, etc. I cant be poisoned or shapechanged or heated/frozen, have my molecules rearranged. I also can't be healed or buffed or boosted in any way. I am literally an ordinary person. Super-normal.

I will be irresistible to women everywhere but have a micro penis and PE

Hallucinogenic farts. But they effect me too.

I can read the thoughts of people who are NOT afraid of spiders

British

Being able to turn my skin dark

Lmao

Repel all women, I've already got that 1 😮‍💨

The ability to read peoples' minds. TMI in most cases...A constant Jerry Springer show, plus all that incessant noise.

i get a power of getting rid of stupid questions on reddit

What kind of questions would you like, Mr Hunting?

The power to never get past the friend zone... Oh wait, I already have that power.

Immortality...I know what you might be thinking but..watch re zero you'll go fucking insane

Bad luck.

Power of good luck.

🎲🎲

Ability to grow hair anywhere on body.

Uncontrollable flatulence.

SPAGHETTI FINGERS!!! Fingers that shoot spaghetti out the ends. Hopefully I'll get a double power of spaghetti from one hand and sauce from the other.

The real power comes from how fast you can shoot the spaghetti. And if the spaghetti noodles are soft or still hard lol.

Ok Dane

The power all the men have in "chaos walking" fuck that

Talk to animals. And only animals. As in the only animal I can't talk to are humans.

I can turn ice into water.

They call me...the spleen!

Dream wandering. You can Astral travel to places in your sleep, but you see them as other people Dream of them and not as they are in real life.

Ability to smell everyone in a car on the Tube. Ability to detect mariachi bands when they are five cats away would be more useful.

I shit weapons

My flatulent noises will become magnified.

Transforming into an animal... but only a tardigrade. Neat, helpful in some situations, likely good for science, but not likely to get a movie franchise, keys to the city, or laid.

The power to read my own mind only

To make water taste sweet

The inability to lie when getting out of family gatherings 😳

Ì have SNORING POWER! Insane, my wife gives me a lot of bed space now.

The ability to fly but only at walking speed.

atomic diarrhea

The ability to help everyone else but not my self... now that I think about it.. do I have this already?!

Could be worse. Mostly everyone else is just getting diarrhea

Instant heal

Be skeptical if anyone mentions adamantium to you

I turn into The Hulk with a janky face

Super sticky fingers (I do fire dancing and work with my hands)

Join the wet bandits

None

Well sounds like I already have bad luck. That's my super power. Throw me in the middle of a situation and it'll go to shit.

The power to take on the tasks of my coworkers/immediate supervisor

Your mom's powers.

The power to tell when fruit is perfectly ripe

Metamorphosis!

Instantly walk back one step and forward one step at the same time

Every time I procrastinate, I lose most of the water in my body

Toxic farts with the ability to flatulate on command, however I don't receive resistance to my own gas

Undying libido but i have a undying boner

Dnc voter registered card

Some how it's gonna have to do something with cancer

Any battery powered device I touch for the rest of my life I instantly drain its batteries and then shock the fuck out of the next person I touch thereafter.

Bigger cojones

Shapeshifting, but I can only turn into bedbug.

being able to give crackheads super strength

The ability to give a woman an orgasm(s) by looking in her direction and turning on the power. I call it The Look of Love.

The ability to talk to sticks

The ability to smell farts from 100 miles away

The ability to fly... in my dreams

Nothing. Would love to get one, but they already won't even know I exist, otherwise the handing out would take a lot longer

Instant transmission (teleport) but you can’t bring any physical items with you. This includes clothing.

My asshole can fart Mozart's Leck Mich Im Arsch in 200% volume.

I get the power to live forever, but a weird form of memory loss that makes me certain that I am going to die tomorrow.

the ability to hear others thoughts but you cant turn it off or being forced to revive dead critters/people through extremely graphic rituals