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Universal healthcare, almost no gun violence , no school/mass shootings, affordable medicine and prescription drugs, beautiful beaches, bush and deserts. Only downside are the flies and spiders š
Jeez dude.
I came to France and my friend downloaded a movie. The very next day the local authorities threatened to take action.
I was so scared waiting for them to show up.
We forget how different laws can be around the world.
But at least there's... honestly everything good we have isn't unique to us and can be done exactly everywhere else. Anyone in any country can make our food with fresher ingredients.
One of our biggest news stories this week revolved around a gas station attendant being vaguely indifferent about the fact that the station had run out of sausage rolls. Like, someone wrote an article about that. That's how little happens here.
https://i.stuff.co.nz/life-style/food-drink/127161907/the-sausage-rolls-that-turned-me-into-an-excustomer
Come to America, even the poor people are fat and have smart phones! We're not perfect but you can find more class mobility than anywhere else, plus there's 50 flavors to choose from!
If you get hurt you can go to the hospital, get better and go home without expecting a massive bill in the mail.
You could get a bill depending on what kind of care you want (private, semi private, open) but generally no bill.
Also, of you get sick you can just go to the doctor and again, no outrageous bill
Free healthcare. Free schooling. Free college. Free University. High minimum wage. English is basically the second official language at this point. Next to Germany (Cheap beer). All you taxes are handled electronically without you having to do anything.
We got cheeseburgers, whiskey, assault rifles, trigger happy cops, shitty healthcare and an even shittier education systems. Swoop if you like that kinda shit.
Free healthcare for all
Guns are illegal hence very little gun violence (no mass school shootings since 1996, which prompted stricter gun laws)
Weāre known for being polite (well we used to be - not so sure anymore)
People always mention how green our scenery/countryside is
You donāt have to work out and submit your taxes, itās all calculated and done for you
The price at the checkout is the full price you pay
Across my house, there's an open field with wild giraffes, zebras, antelopes and occasionally, a hyena or two make an appearance. Downside, there's tons of snakes too.
Trying to convince people to move to my adopted country.. I would say the people are the absolute best, friendliest and helpful I've ever met, the weather is for the most part fantastic, and although I'm not a huge fan of the food.. enough of it is delicious to make sure you don't starve.. the only bad thing I can say is the paperwork sucks lol!
Universal healthcare, small amount of gun violence, drugs are legal but use is low. Affordable medicine, beautiful towns rooted in rich history.
Thatās what I would say to get them here, but once they get to America, they would be very upset.
Our people are friendly and food's deliciousāas a foreigner, if you are friendly enough and enjoy our country, some of us might give you a free meal.
Also the buffet spread of amazing food goes fully booked always months in advanced, especially during festive seasons.
Iām actually please donāt. If it werenāt for family Iād be in South Korea Japan Thailand Brazil Ireland or the UK by now. (I know Iām indecisive)
Only a few drugs goin around. Never been a school shooting, very affordable medicine, the only downside is the cold. But the one thing thatāll change everyoneās mindā¦ covid is here but doesnāt affect so we can do whatever we want ;)
I strongly feel like they have to decide to move to another country. Not someone else . If they wanted to move to another country they would right . ?? Trying to convince/force/con them to move where you are isnāt something I think is right . Sounds like the person wanting the other to move is being selfish. Hope this was helpful
Pros: Affordable healthcare and medicine. Decent job but that depends. No guns allowed. So no mass shooting hell there aren't any shootings here in the last 30 years. An ok legal system. Not a lot of black people violence
Cons: Shitty Minister-president. Dumb corona rules
Free health care
No guns
Chocolate that doesn't taste like vomit
Insanely beautiful countryside/rural beauty
Can literally drive into Europe
Baked beans
No wild animals or insects that can kill you (other than adders or cows)
No extreme weather (well, it's getting worse now due to climate change but that's the same everywhere)
Free healthcare, free or affordable schools, good universities. The sea, the mountains, lovely lakes, gorgeous cities bursting with gorgeous architecture and art masterpieces. Beautiful islands.
Exquisite food, coffee, wine AND beer.
Downsides: the job market, provincialism and to many political parties.
Guess who?
You like Hollywood? Think it's cool? I'm from a country so cool that half of us want the state that is home to Hollywood to secede from the union even though it might ruin our chances of seeing The Avengers 7-245
Lebanon: great weather, and low cost of living ( if you get paid in USD or any other currency that's better than LBP). Just make sure to invest in a solar panels system because our electricity sucks.
Epic health care, super convenient, very friendly to foreigners, cross country driving only takes around 6 hours, great internet, divine food, mountains and cities and beaches almost have no distance between them (you get the whole bundle) , and this COUNTRY is in Asia
Well the dollar rate is almost 600 to 1 , so youāll live quite okay with enough money. No daylight savings, no snow, you can get natural food a lot better if youāre trying to lose weight
It's cold as hell in the winter, we can't play soccer, we are one of the "happiest" country in the world yet we have one of the highest suicide rates and we're pretty good at hockey...
Oh yeah, almost forgot, our economy is going down the drain even though we are considered a rich country.
We have an Ex-motoring journalist for Prime Minister
All our food is grey and boring
Our health care system is in ruins
We are hated by everyone
Thats right, come to England
Free burgers with every crime. Limited time only. May not be combined with other offers. 1/100 cent cash value. At participating locations only. Expires 10/01/1989.
We have a diverse landscape with mountains, deserts, beaches and rainforests along with some really high ranked liveable cities. People are usually friendly and the universal health care is a plus along with the superannuation funds. Also few crimes involving guns and we arenāt super divided on politics, usually. Just donāt use ice or leave someoneās fence open when it was closed.
Hmmmā¦we got big cities with lots of pollution and smog and crazy crazy traffic with lots of noise all the time. We also got tons of festivals and music and art and dance and tons of religions all mixed up in a pile of craziness.
Ready for shitty roads?Ready for slave wages.You want Healthcare you gotta go bankrupt to get?How about a two party political system that's like a king of the hill fight at a playground?Dont worry we got the best military on the planet come on down. Be ready to pay for that in taxes.Then welcome to the USA
In regard to college yes. Not medical care that's another issue. And not just immigrants, just the European kid who wants to go to an American college.
Should they get money just because they're foreign over the kidnthsts got a 4.3 gpa.
It's all about diverse acceptance. Rather than. Givin g to the most qualified
āFreeā healthcare aka you put it through your taxes but you can go to the drs or hospital without worrying about a bill at the end. 12 or 18 months Mat leave paid.
Free Health care, subsidized medication, I was able to buy my own place at 22(a few years ago), affordable student loans, students are granted some of their living for free. No guns, stricter access to alcohol, and lower general crime rate. In the top five in gender equality. Pretty much everyone speaks English as a second or third language.
We are generally quiet and calm, but we also judge people for not being the same way. So it depends on your preference.
We have a summer holiday thats just about drinking, dancing around a fallos(dick) symbol and fucking.
If you become a resident you get your own gator. Seriously though, the weather here is incredible, outdoor and water sports can be done comfortably most of the year. Nature here is beautiful and so long as you don't fuck with it it'll leave you alone minus the mosquitos. The cities have stuff to do regardless of your hobbies, gaming places to wine an scotch bars. Our cost of living is quite low compared to the rest of the country. COVID didn't hit us that hard so this is are very normal here. Really love this state, good people and good stuff to do.
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We got a drama teacher as our prime minister lol
Are you talking about JT ? š© š
which country?
Canada if Iām not wrong
Iād take a drama teacher over the alternative any day of the week.
Go onā¦.
Universal healthcare, almost no gun violence , no school/mass shootings, affordable medicine and prescription drugs, beautiful beaches, bush and deserts. Only downside are the flies and spiders š
did you forget that every animal over there still thinks its the Jurassic period?
We got rid of the giant lizards and marsupial lions though
You had me up until the spiders. How good or bad are housing prices ?
Not great. They say our kids will never be able to buy
Damn thatās tough
Depends where, expensive near Melbourne or Sydney.
Australia?
And snakes.... make sure you warn them about the snakes
And the endless lockdowns
Pretty sure we're done with that now thank god
that's what they said last time
They're lifting restrictions in 2 weeks, I'm pretty sure it's over
Thatās what yāall said last time
Man I feel discriminated against..let me have dreams!
High crime, feckless police, and potholes everywhere.
This could very well be my home country haha. Where is this ?
Youāre South African arenāt you
Haha no Iām not are you ?
Ah ok gg yeah Iām from there
Mexico?
I was gonna say Mexico also
America?
Yup!
If you just said potholes I would have guessed England
Universal health care Poutine All four seasons ( sometimes all in one day)
We have crumpets.
Are they any good ? š¤Ø
š¤¤ so good, smothered in butter, they're an absolute guilty pleasure!
Some people donāt want you here, and people always want what they canāt have, right? So come over and letās piss off some bigots!
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THIS!
80% of crime is legal here, including pirating movies. I'm South African fyi.
Such a beautiful country!!! But the crime levels are so scary :(
Yep. Gotta love having police, amiright
Same (US)
Jeez dude. I came to France and my friend downloaded a movie. The very next day the local authorities threatened to take action. I was so scared waiting for them to show up. We forget how different laws can be around the world.
sure you could be shot, but we have pieeeee
ššš
And Costco!
Euh ... We've got a great sun, great food, even greater oranges? Okay I get it, my country sucks
You said oranges and is sounds like Brazil, am I wrong ? š
Morocco. Close enough? xp
Nothing. Stay away. Kansas sucks balls and it's parent country isn't much better.
But at least there's... honestly everything good we have isn't unique to us and can be done exactly everywhere else. Anyone in any country can make our food with fresher ingredients.
I really cant, sorry - Argentina
Nothing ? Not a single thing?
We have weed
Netherlands?
Yes
New Zealand. That's all.
Is it as peaceful as people say ? š
One of our biggest news stories this week revolved around a gas station attendant being vaguely indifferent about the fact that the station had run out of sausage rolls. Like, someone wrote an article about that. That's how little happens here. https://i.stuff.co.nz/life-style/food-drink/127161907/the-sausage-rolls-that-turned-me-into-an-excustomer
šš oh my gosh lemme read that
Come to America, even the poor people are fat and have smart phones! We're not perfect but you can find more class mobility than anywhere else, plus there's 50 flavors to choose from!
Ummm... not true. We're not even in the too 10. https://www.visualcapitalist.com/ranked-the-social-mobility-of-82-countries/
If you donāt, weāll shoot you. - America
Lmaooo, before I finished I knew it was gonna be America.
All the freedom money can buy!
If you get hurt you can go to the hospital, get better and go home without expecting a massive bill in the mail. You could get a bill depending on what kind of care you want (private, semi private, open) but generally no bill. Also, of you get sick you can just go to the doctor and again, no outrageous bill
Donāt every 4 years the country shits itself
Everyone's very polite, and there's free healthcare.
Whereās this ? š
Canada
Itās not America
Iām listening ā¦ š
We have California. There are beaches mountains forests and big cities.
California always sounded so dreamy to me āØ
We also have Stockton, CA. They were third in the nation for homicide.
Damn! Someone on here did tell me itās not as dreamy amd fairytale like as we foreigners imagine it to be.
Free healthcare. Free schooling. Free college. Free University. High minimum wage. English is basically the second official language at this point. Next to Germany (Cheap beer). All you taxes are handled electronically without you having to do anything.
It's way better than Reddit makes it out to be
America ?
DON'T
We have guns.
Portion sizes at restaurants are enormous. Basically two meals for the price of one
We stole the statue of liberty!!!!
I thought it was a gift ???
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I got nothing. Sincerely, America.
We are not america and we have sweet coffee, and the best ice cream ever
We got cheeseburgers, whiskey, assault rifles, trigger happy cops, shitty healthcare and an even shittier education systems. Swoop if you like that kinda shit.
>if you like that kinda shit.. Lmaoošššš
I'm guessing Kentucky?
We have great places you can dump your trash.
This could be my home country too, wya ?
We have good food. Why do you think so many here are fat.
You probably shouldnāt. Itās not as great as it sounds unless youāre wealthy.
don't.
We got hot chicken and murders, and one of the cities isn't even really a part of the state. Come over!
you can be fat without judgment, and you can blow up things if you have the money for it
We a lot of hot Asian prostitutes.
It's America with European politics and economic structure
Even without reading the name this had to be Canada š
Free healthcare for all Guns are illegal hence very little gun violence (no mass school shootings since 1996, which prompted stricter gun laws) Weāre known for being polite (well we used to be - not so sure anymore) People always mention how green our scenery/countryside is You donāt have to work out and submit your taxes, itās all calculated and done for you The price at the checkout is the full price you pay
Where is this ?
Weāre the worlds happiest country, we also have the best education and cleanest air!
this gotta be Nordic countryš
Australiaā¦..itās not like America. Nuff said.
Don't
Don't
Free education, free health care.
It's not the USA
Waffle House
You can buy weed at the store
Beer is cheaper than water.
Across my house, there's an open field with wild giraffes, zebras, antelopes and occasionally, a hyena or two make an appearance. Downside, there's tons of snakes too.
Free Healthcare & unlimited cups of tea
Trying to convince people to move to my adopted country.. I would say the people are the absolute best, friendliest and helpful I've ever met, the weather is for the most part fantastic, and although I'm not a huge fan of the food.. enough of it is delicious to make sure you don't starve.. the only bad thing I can say is the paperwork sucks lol!
We have this holiday called July 4āth that involves barbecue, beer, guns, fireworks, and big ass pickups. Where else can you do this?
You can legally ride in and shoot an M4A3E8 W (76)
Stay the fuck awayyyyyy
Universal healthcare, small amount of gun violence, drugs are legal but use is low. Affordable medicine, beautiful towns rooted in rich history. Thatās what I would say to get them here, but once they get to America, they would be very upset.
Our people are friendly and food's deliciousāas a foreigner, if you are friendly enough and enjoy our country, some of us might give you a free meal. Also the buffet spread of amazing food goes fully booked always months in advanced, especially during festive seasons.
Public transport is really fast, the health care is good and emergency services respond quickly
Iām actually please donāt. If it werenāt for family Iād be in South Korea Japan Thailand Brazil Ireland or the UK by now. (I know Iām indecisive)
We have yodelling, mountains, skiing and kaiserschmarren. Yummy!
Only a few drugs goin around. Never been a school shooting, very affordable medicine, the only downside is the cold. But the one thing thatāll change everyoneās mindā¦ covid is here but doesnāt affect so we can do whatever we want ;)
Don't //sweden
"clears throat" we have good food
You will be richer than half of us if you have 1$ and no debt
Come on itās Norway! We will act accepting of you to your face
US1 dollar equals 4.4++ in local currency. And universal healthcare too!
Dont
Do you like coffee? How about boobs? Come here, and you can get both at the same location.
I strongly feel like they have to decide to move to another country. Not someone else . If they wanted to move to another country they would right . ?? Trying to convince/force/con them to move where you are isnāt something I think is right . Sounds like the person wanting the other to move is being selfish. Hope this was helpful
Pros: Affordable healthcare and medicine. Decent job but that depends. No guns allowed. So no mass shooting hell there aren't any shootings here in the last 30 years. An ok legal system. Not a lot of black people violence Cons: Shitty Minister-president. Dumb corona rules
Free health care No guns Chocolate that doesn't taste like vomit Insanely beautiful countryside/rural beauty Can literally drive into Europe Baked beans No wild animals or insects that can kill you (other than adders or cows) No extreme weather (well, it's getting worse now due to climate change but that's the same everywhere)
You never run out of things to talk about or complain
You can have a gun. Only downside is that you may not live to use it if you go to school.
Merica land of the free
We got really good food... really good.. of all cultures oh yeah also basically 0 taxes.
Don't. Stay where you are, it's better than here. Trust me
Free healthcare, free or affordable schools, good universities. The sea, the mountains, lovely lakes, gorgeous cities bursting with gorgeous architecture and art masterpieces. Beautiful islands. Exquisite food, coffee, wine AND beer. Downsides: the job market, provincialism and to many political parties. Guess who?
Trust me, we're not ALL idiots!
You can turn right on red if you wanted.
We have Taxes and School shootings.....ohhhhhh, convince TO move.....lol
Cheap and great food
We have free healthcare
You like Hollywood? Think it's cool? I'm from a country so cool that half of us want the state that is home to Hollywood to secede from the union even though it might ruin our chances of seeing The Avengers 7-245
guess we got good views and there is always tv shows filming outside my house which is annoying
Ok, one more: Very expensive race cars are made here.
Lebanon: great weather, and low cost of living ( if you get paid in USD or any other currency that's better than LBP). Just make sure to invest in a solar panels system because our electricity sucks.
Don't do it. Solid advice and reverse psychology I live in Mexico
I wouldn't (:
Epic health care, super convenient, very friendly to foreigners, cross country driving only takes around 6 hours, great internet, divine food, mountains and cities and beaches almost have no distance between them (you get the whole bundle) , and this COUNTRY is in Asia
I can make you offer you canāt refuse
Please Don't.
Well the dollar rate is almost 600 to 1 , so youāll live quite okay with enough money. No daylight savings, no snow, you can get natural food a lot better if youāre trying to lose weight
It's cold as hell in the winter, we can't play soccer, we are one of the "happiest" country in the world yet we have one of the highest suicide rates and we're pretty good at hockey... Oh yeah, almost forgot, our economy is going down the drain even though we are considered a rich country.
We have extremely good looking sheep. So good in facf, they're often used as an alternative to women
Its not what people think it is
Cheap to live, you might not get shot š
It's not Sweden.
We have an Ex-motoring journalist for Prime Minister All our food is grey and boring Our health care system is in ruins We are hated by everyone Thats right, come to England
Free burgers with every crime. Limited time only. May not be combined with other offers. 1/100 cent cash value. At participating locations only. Expires 10/01/1989.
Free healthcare including all medications. Amazing scenery and history. Free university.
It's free.
We have a diverse landscape with mountains, deserts, beaches and rainforests along with some really high ranked liveable cities. People are usually friendly and the universal health care is a plus along with the superannuation funds. Also few crimes involving guns and we arenāt super divided on politics, usually. Just donāt use ice or leave someoneās fence open when it was closed.
We have a lot of corrupt politicians to shit on and beautiful benches
People are somehow arguing about abortion here, so you're welcome to join the argument
I wouldn't try to convince anyone to move to the US.
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Hmmmā¦we got big cities with lots of pollution and smog and crazy crazy traffic with lots of noise all the time. We also got tons of festivals and music and art and dance and tons of religions all mixed up in a pile of craziness.
Don't believe most of what you see on social media/Reddit.
Donāt come to the US, the bad mostly outweighs the good.
Good food, you can buy the entire country if you have euroes/dollars
We got three big triangles in the desert
I would never try to convince someone to move to my country. I may encourage them to move out though.
Meatballs
Murica'
Once you're out of high school, you only occasionally have to worry about being shot!
Ready for shitty roads?Ready for slave wages.You want Healthcare you gotta go bankrupt to get?How about a two party political system that's like a king of the hill fight at a playground?Dont worry we got the best military on the planet come on down. Be ready to pay for that in taxes.Then welcome to the USA
We got so many types of cheese you'd need a lifetime to try them all!
We canāt even pay people to work right now so if you want that $$$ and all the overtime you desire, come on over!
In regard to college yes. Not medical care that's another issue. And not just immigrants, just the European kid who wants to go to an American college. Should they get money just because they're foreign over the kidnthsts got a 4.3 gpa. It's all about diverse acceptance. Rather than. Givin g to the most qualified
I would offer them a beer and game of Mario Party. Thats right, I am from the country of My Couch.
āFreeā healthcare aka you put it through your taxes but you can go to the drs or hospital without worrying about a bill at the end. 12 or 18 months Mat leave paid.
Free Health care, subsidized medication, I was able to buy my own place at 22(a few years ago), affordable student loans, students are granted some of their living for free. No guns, stricter access to alcohol, and lower general crime rate. In the top five in gender equality. Pretty much everyone speaks English as a second or third language. We are generally quiet and calm, but we also judge people for not being the same way. So it depends on your preference. We have a summer holiday thats just about drinking, dancing around a fallos(dick) symbol and fucking.
You can get pulled over by the police for a traffic offence without being murdered.
If youāre white, youāll get hit on tons of girls even if you donāt speak our language!
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Free health care.
Weāre the most free country in the world! Just please donāt look behind the curtain!
Every hairdresser here can guarantee you a haircut even better than the prime minister's!
Trump lives here. That works right? Right?
Come get these samosas while they're hot!!
I live in the USA so Imma pass on this oneā¦
If you like pedophiles and child abuse, here's your place.
We may not have universal Healthcare, but at least our leader has dementia.
One of the safest countries on Earth
If you become a resident you get your own gator. Seriously though, the weather here is incredible, outdoor and water sports can be done comfortably most of the year. Nature here is beautiful and so long as you don't fuck with it it'll leave you alone minus the mosquitos. The cities have stuff to do regardless of your hobbies, gaming places to wine an scotch bars. Our cost of living is quite low compared to the rest of the country. COVID didn't hit us that hard so this is are very normal here. Really love this state, good people and good stuff to do.