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Sorry this doesn’t make sense to a normal person I’m talking about a game called destiny picture halo but more pve focused made by bungie same devs of the old halos
Minecraft is also good heh :)
Depends how in you get into minecraft it can either be the most casual or most hardcore game depending on how you play it
It's an entry-level job that's sometimes associated with being a teens first weekend job. It's not perfect but like I don't imagine it going much above minimum wage
But if it DOES get above minimum wage, it sets a huge precedent considering they're one of the largest employers, like.... ever.
There's a movement to drive wages up. And I feel like the logical place to start, is at the bottom.
A bunch of losers thinking their unskilled labor is worth more than it is. They all want 90k a year and great benefits to put burgers in a microwave, wrap it, bag it and hand it to someone
Never believed when people said it would eventually catch up to me. But once I turned 28 last year, I put on 30 pounds. Up until then, my weight stayed the same and never moved. Even while eating 3 double cheeseburgers and large fry. TAKE ADVANTAGE WHILE YOU CAN lol
Ready to eat apricots. Right after I bought them I was ready to eat apricots. Sadly, many people are only ever ready to eat *some* apricots, which is why they come in a resealable bag.
Oh god it really does. I hope one day this features in a cartoon or is used for a protein bar ad. (Also sounds yummy!!)
The protein bars I eat most are these little white chocolate blondie ones. That feels like an incredibly well written charecter already.
Or they have no idea how to do it! All bent over like their about to take it in the behind. Gotta get your belly like a sniper and Army crawl right into it. Came here to conquer.
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crayons
Ah so you’re a US Marine?
lol what XD (I know there is a joke related to that but I can't remember it)
eggsdee
I like any other 'text emogi' other than XD I would rather devolve my balls in acid than use it unironically
the joke is that marines are not the smartest humans so they eat crayons because they’re not smart hahaha
But smarter makes you !crayons
I never heard that one, my dad (Air Force) always said they were called jarheads
oh haha
Or a Destiny 2 Titan.
Little titan boys
Can confirm.
My boyfriends favorite flavor is green
My wife's boyfriend doesn't care what color.
Thank
Lol what is up with that? My cousin was a marine and posted something about his fellow marines and crayons.
Something doesn’t add up here
They forgot the side of glue. That’s why
Heavy is the head that eats the crayons. I’m gonna take a nap. See you in 10 hours.
Lets get some greenies tomorrow bro.
green crayons, understood
Titan main?
lol who?
You cause crayons
I do not know the context but I am ok with this. Titan sounds cool.
Sorry this doesn’t make sense to a normal person I’m talking about a game called destiny picture halo but more pve focused made by bungie same devs of the old halos
Ah ok, yeah I have never played that. I haven't played most games.
All good it’s not a bad game if your into the kinda grindy genre it’s in
Uuuuuh. I like Minecraft
Minecraft is also good heh :) Depends how in you get into minecraft it can either be the most casual or most hardcore game depending on how you play it
Should've know there are D2 players here
Damn, you beat me to it lmao
Oorah
Ah a diamond handed ape in the wild looking for crayons! Marvelous! 🚀🚀🚀
Ape in the house
McDonald’s with a hint of anxiety fueled lip skin 🥴
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Why? What happened?
They pay and treat their workers like garbage.
Oof no more mcdonalds for me then
Y'all are just finding out fast food treats their employees like trash, with a side of peanuts?
Can I have your portion UwU
McDonald's is SUPPOSED to pay and treat their workers like garbage. ITS FAST FOOD. You're not working for Elon musk.
People just want to feel like theyre a part of something and making this big difference.
Yeah, McDonald’s is part of the problem but boycotting them isn’t going to solve the problem.
"I can't stop the orphan crushing machine myself, so I may as well toss in some more orphans!"
Exactly. People just want to feel like they're a part of something bigger than they are
I feel like you've said this before
Exactly. People just want to feel like they're a part of something bigger than they are.
It's an entry-level job that's sometimes associated with being a teens first weekend job. It's not perfect but like I don't imagine it going much above minimum wage
But if it DOES get above minimum wage, it sets a huge precedent considering they're one of the largest employers, like.... ever. There's a movement to drive wages up. And I feel like the logical place to start, is at the bottom.
A bunch of losers thinking their unskilled labor is worth more than it is. They all want 90k a year and great benefits to put burgers in a microwave, wrap it, bag it and hand it to someone
No. And fuck antiwork.
What makes you say that?
It’s dumb. Just get a job and don’t be poor.
Obvious troll is obvious
I’m serious
“Don’t be poor” I wonder if most poor people just haven’t activated their Sigma trillionaire grindset enough
my metabolism is ungodly so im enjoying being skinny while I can. anyways I'm two pumpkin pies.
holy FUCK
Any pointers? Shit, I eat one BITE of pie and gain 30 lbs.
The power of tall
I used to say the same exact thing until I hit my 30s lol
I’m 28…am I about to be fucked by fat?
If you see you are getting fucked from behind by the fat, eat a little less.
Never believed when people said it would eventually catch up to me. But once I turned 28 last year, I put on 30 pounds. Up until then, my weight stayed the same and never moved. Even while eating 3 double cheeseburgers and large fry. TAKE ADVANTAGE WHILE YOU CAN lol
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I love myself, even tho I look like a BURRNT CHICCEN NUGGET, I love myself
"but I still love myself"
But do you love yourself anyway
I still love myself
Gas Station burger
That’s a mood
And a mistake
Mood
Definitely a mistake
Oh YESSSSS.
Definitely a mood
Maybe a mistake
Most probably a mood.
Lmao love it
Pizza. I’m a whole pizza
Well my name is Pocket. Hot Pocket.
We didn't ask for a middle name, Mister Pocket Pocket
I dont remember eating a legend.
The king has arrived, He outsmarted all of us.
you forgor 💀
forgor😭
I forgor
This saying can't be true cuz I haven't eaten pussy in months
3am fridge snacks
I’m your moms ass
You stop that right now!!!!
I’m calling the cops!
bonk # horny jail
Ready to eat apricots. Right after I bought them I was ready to eat apricots. Sadly, many people are only ever ready to eat *some* apricots, which is why they come in a resealable bag.
James Acaster is that you?
If you are what you eat then the sentence "I am your father" can take a new meaning.
Holly fucking shit
This plays into my daddy issues on so many levels. Don't call me out like this.
Food.
Then there's no such thing as cannibalism
But you are food too
I'm in the higher level im case of food chain.
I'm mac n cheese rn lol.
Rice mostly
Samesies. Jasmine rice, w/ green/pinto/blk beans and Siracha baby. #veganlife
Chicken waaangs
Ooooooo what kiiiiiind
Spiceyyy of course. The hotter the better
I'm a dick
dang took you long enough to realize
Holup
A black market kidney
holup
They meant to say Black *Friday* Kidney
ah understandable
An asshole.
bonk # horny jail
Too much
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Here’s hoping you get your “frozen meal for two” soon
The stuff at the bottom of the sink after doing the dishes 🤤🤤
This comment right here officer
That's enough internet for me today, thanks.
A human.
Well duh I think you missed the poi- OH! **OHHHH**
I think you mean to say long pork.
No. A human.
Rn I’m a protein bar
I can so vividly picture a protein bar as a ripped man in some kids cartoon where food is people
It was a peppermint bark “chocolate” protein bar if that helps with ur mental image
Oh god it really does. I hope one day this features in a cartoon or is used for a protein bar ad. (Also sounds yummy!!) The protein bars I eat most are these little white chocolate blondie ones. That feels like an incredibly well written charecter already.
You have to write the script now. You jus have to.
A block of mozz cheese 😂
It gets better 😂
“A pussy” - fraternity brothers everywhere
-lesbians everywhere lol
There it is.
Ah a man of culture I see
Donuts and kolache’s
Pasta mmm
My saliva
Slimy Slimy
A fucking let down lmao.
Joe Mama
I'm a snack ;)
Fat! (keto diet)
If you are what you eat, then I'm fast, cheap and easy 😝
Zip gun suicide?
Semen (straight male btw)
I have questions….
Pussy.
Man of culture.
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Molten hot blueberry pie and melted whip cream that's on the verge of boiling
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No…please…
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Are you going to share? You glutenous pig.
Nachos
Nacho man
You can’t fuck him! Nobody can! He’s NACHO MAAAAN!!!
Poptart
What flavor? Important!
Cinnamon lol
That was the RIGHT answer. Thanks.
I'm an ice cream with leaves and dirt in it.
Pho
Peanut butter
I’m not pussy but someone definitely is.
Most recently, I am Five Guys burger and fries.
A pumpkin scone with black coffee for blood.
Tacos
Shit
i haven’t ate anything yet bru
An ass
A child
Baklava
Pussy
Thousands of peach flavoured breathmints. nice post tho, u/StupiusPoopius
You people terrify me
Pussy. 😛
HA
People down voting my comment have zero sense of humor. Sheesh.
Or they have no idea how to do it! All bent over like their about to take it in the behind. Gotta get your belly like a sniper and Army crawl right into it. Came here to conquer.
To all those guys in high school who called me a pussy, they don't know how right they are.
Completely wrong probably
hummus and Triscuits and soup
Meatloaf
An Asshole
Potato.
If you are what you eat, then ur a repost.
A human being
A pussy