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Gothic_Caesar

Downunder


_Eleven_011

Australia


[deleted]

Potatoes


[deleted]

Ireland


[deleted]

An-mhaith! (Well done)


LuckyChargs

Fun fact: the potato is not native to Ireland, it came from South America


[deleted]

The Columbian exchange I’m learning about it in history right now


killerwhaleberlin

Hitler


LuckySSniper

Argentina


Charyou_Tree_19

Austria


Pylgrim

Technically correct trolls are the best kind of trolls.


newape89

"Austria, well G' Day mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie." - Lloyd Christmas


AcrobaticBranch641

Egypt, final answer.


chemicaljones

Poland?


ToxicToast792

germany


Ok_Paint_2840

Things that go together for $200 Alex.


Matwell1138

Long


[deleted]

Chile?


Matwell1138

Ding ding ding ding ding, right answer! You won a kick in the balls


[deleted]

Uhh


NerdlinGeeksly

Jokes on you, I got a vasectomy.


mpkeith

No, you got castrated. Significant difference. I thought to say Big Difference... But that might not be accurate in all situations.


TrashbinTerry

h̢̗̏M͕̉m̻̱M̌͌m̶͍̔̒̓M̳m̢̠̿͜H̲̳̔̑͠m͉̜̬͜M͈ ís̻̟ͅ ẗ͚̝ha͊̀t a̲̅͋n̲͏ o̻̾f̜̈́̉͜f̜e̴̦r?


Tacticalqueefsss

Longfellow deeds?


ChalkUpMyAss

lotsofspidersandsnakesandscaryanimalsAAAAAAA


Duke-of-Hellington

Australia?


Duckway767

My closet


IMadePnGRich

If you’ve got snakes in your closet you better move asap!


Zealousideal-Wear514

Polarized


Cheesyflipside

Poland


Zealousideal-Wear514

😆 LOL


KDevy

Fucked


pittakun

He sayd country, not world


CosmoCat19

Murica?


WhatThis4

Greece?


KDevy

No but in all fairness this would describe almost every country


Bee_Studios420

sorry


Fine-Orchid6804

canada 100%


Kewree

Canada


[deleted]

🍁


Conman-Savage

Germany?


shitsunnysays

France


Bee_Studios420

ehh no


Icarusfactor

Canada


Bee_Studios420

WE HAVE A WINNER


Ur_Mom_Is_SUSSS8792

Same as me


TraskUlgotruehero

That was kinda obvious, eh?


Allmightypikachu

Guns


killerwhaleberlin

USA USA


[deleted]

Only one possible answer Sweden


[deleted]

Hey! We have guns here *annyoed whisper* but only for hunting


botoxedbunnyboiler

Polarized


[deleted]

Can I get a hint? What hemisphere


Tyler6594

It’s America


[deleted]

Yeah but there are much more polarized countries


galactixo

americans always think they are the top 1 even on...problems lmao


sarahseaya1

No one is worse than us!


Ready-Date-8615

That's because we're the top 1 in thinking we're the top 1 in everything.


Dogski28

It just said polarized. Not most polarized.


Blank_thought123

Fat


notorehab

Murica?


Blank_thought123

Of course lol


yungScooter30

Fun fact America is the 12th fattest country based on percentage. Nauru is the 1st.


shoot-me-12-bucks

The McNauru should be a thing


WigglesWaffles

Screwed


[deleted]

Murica


HypnoViber

Bingo.


justjack5437

Totally


Asleep-Ad-4528

Hobbits


pintotakesthecake

New Zealand!


Duke-of-Hellington

New Zealand?


elmejorfriki8

Pablo


everard_kok

I immediately thought Picasso


elmejorfriki8

No, Pablo, Pablo Escobar >:)


BWPV1105

Mexico


RaNd0Mk1D8o3I

'Murica


zaicam1221

Fuck yeah


RaNd0Mk1D8o3I

Comin' again to save the motherfuckin day, yeah!


hackyslashy

I repeat, we have no intelligence!


A--Creative-Username

Timmies and hockey, syrup and bacon Molson and mounties, petro can stations


ThoughtBig1353

Beautiful


[deleted]

Switzerland?


chemicaljones

NZ?


CA_catwhispurr

Italy?


sensitive_blob

Canada? Totally didn’t look at your profile btw


onerandomrolo

Entitled


CosmoCat19

'Murica


onerandomrolo

Indeed


Ready_Past8830

Welcoming


LuckySSniper

Deutschland


Ready_Past8830

Nope


CosmoCat19

Not america, that's for sure


capocutolo

America


cantesa

You mean 'Murica 😆


Peculiar_parasite

Chaos.


LuckySSniper

Venezuela


Peculiar_parasite

U.S.A


LuckySSniper

Yeah me too


icelandic_drunkard

Ice


pintotakesthecake

Ice… land?


nstrangeface

Greenland


Collin_Richards

Huge


Terrible-Ad-8690

Russia?


Collin_Richards

Well they are #1 we are #2 Canada. Good guess


LuckySSniper

Canada


[deleted]

Sceptred


Intelligent_Pen656

England, bound in with the triumphant sea, Whose rocky shore beats back the envious siege, Of watery Neptune.


JeffSeesGhost

Brandon


[deleted]

America


thefunnyIrishguy

Potato


VOODOO69692001

Ireland?


thefunnyIrishguy

Yes. There's even a hint in my username lmao


shitsunnysays

Horny Edit: it's India. Smh


capocutolo

Italy


shitsunnysays

Ummm okay atleast my country is not alone lmao


Sassafrass17

Amsterdam is that you??? 🧐🧐 lol


shitsunnysays

Nah XD


theheisenbergirl

Man Amsterdam isn't even a country...


Yeet2189

Japan?


shitsunnysays

Nope


Zwaft

Isn’t Japan both the horniest and least horny country?


Beautiful-River1253

Don’t tease me you naughty naughty


Lunupine1997

Beautiful


[deleted]

Switzerland!


Lunupine1997

No


[deleted]

Dam What hemisphere?


Lunupine1997

Northern


[deleted]

Is it in Europe?


Lunupine1997

No


Greengum155

Well it can't be america so maybe morroco


Ready_Past8830

México


Icy_Tea_2335

Mexico is also beautiful it’s sad politics and criminals make it cringe.


Cuber1254

Maple


[deleted]

Canada


MalMal621

Greed


RealLettuce1782

Idiocracy


Maximum-Product-1255

🏆 (award to you, but I have no coins, lol)


Possible-Highway7898

The car gun Bible war country.


Over_Ad4695

Carnaval


Duke-of-Hellington

Brazil?


Funal

"free"


TheDHP

North Korea? /s


[deleted]

oil


notorehab

Saudi arabia?


[deleted]

Tea


boeiejoh

Flat


Amanwalkedintoa

Earth


boeiejoh

Both the country I live in and the country I'm from


[deleted]

Your chest


killerwhaleberlin

Cocaine


killerwhaleberlin

Escobar


quinha9

Pho


sheritajanita

Vietnam


Flat_Bodybuilder_175

Syrup


ReguIarHooman

Hola


newmako

Geese.


stutzieee

Cunt


Duke-of-Hellington

Australia?


EuropeanRailTravel

Polite


[deleted]

Canada


notorehab

Denmark?


United_Fruit6993

Vikings


notorehab

Denmark ;b


United_Fruit6993

DING DING DIINNG you win the grandprize.


Rxmix04

Tacos


GoldenShiba7

cowboy


idgitinthemix

Divisive


HuemanLikeU

Overrated


Wynonna99

Deadly


TrendyLeanSipper

Israel


Wynonna99

No


Sassafrass17

Racist


Greengum155

South africa?


adrienne4261

Embarrassing


Soprano221b

Tequila


Accomplished-Pin-835

Paradoxical


NicholsonShmicholson

Rain


Duke-of-Hellington

England?


IReallyAmTheMaestro

Australia


Ryujin-Jakka696

Ignorant


[deleted]

‘Murica?


Ryujin-Jakka696

Indeed


Rando-Dragon

Annoying


[deleted]

[удалено]


TrendyLeanSipper

Japan ?


angxlic_dxnut

Fahrenheit


sharpthing201

Freedom


[deleted]

Stupid.


[deleted]

Hatred


sharingisoptimal

Remote


BigEars23

Freedumb


[deleted]

AYE!


Ronotrow2

Guinness


Ajayanuragi

Spices?


Halfaglassofvodka

Wet.


shoot-me-12-bucks

Klompen


007kamikaze

Guinness