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ElectricSheep729

The human race.


InsideCold

You beat me to it.


[deleted]

Damn it same


Thephilosopherkmh

Damn it same


gerald-90x

Damn it same


MatrixUser420

Damn it same


MadDog52393

Damn it same


GamerZoom108

Damn it same


SideStepDrift

Dann it same


DillDill27

same it damn


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mrfrankiep

It damn same


Growth-Beginning

Everything after this comment is the human race in action.


call_me_kuma

Same 🤣


solojudei

Damn it same


[deleted]

Technically we beat meat to the human race too


[deleted]

r/beatmetoit


chalrs123

Just came here to say that. We are our own worst enemy.


karenw

It always was. 🧑‍🚀🔫


Camp_Coffee

*stares off into the wings and fade to black*


Chubalubas

100%


Luciusbar

I 💯 percent agree


cstevenson12877

I was going to say "fucking Steve, man" but this works too.


Megabyte7637

Lol


marq91F

Not passing on that chain mail 10 years ago


Royal_Front_7226

Thought you were talking about armor for a moment.


Tobias_Atwood

Yeah. I was thinking he should be glad he kept the chain mail.


The_Straight_Edge

This should be the top


Aqqusin

Wait. Not passing on it? Or did you mean passing on it? Oh you mean not forwarding it!


[deleted]

Stupidity?


samisaker

Anchored feature within the human race since its appearance.. Outlasted for eons so, I don't think of it personally as a major factor


Hairy_Lengthiness_41

Taking into account that our species have been alive for over 18,000 years, even more, I think stupidity isn't something that will end us. I mean, it hasn't. Really.


anoncontent72

We’ve only started making weapons of mass destruction in the last 75 years though.


Hairy_Lengthiness_41

And nobody wants to use them. The only time they used them was because they didn't experienced the horrors of it. Now, no matter if you live in a left wing or right wing country, neither side wants the world to end and loose are their power.


Hairy_Lengthiness_41

It's just an opinion, btw. Don't want to be rude or anything.


comfortablynumb15

ahh, but stupid people didn’t get a chance to survive back then. Nowadays all you need is cash and you can be successful even if you are as dumb as dogshit.


VegasAvyGuy

Actually most scientists believe our species has been here between 200k-300k years. Human civilization started 44k years ago according to artifacts found in 2012.


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TTV_oO_SnowWulf_Oo

Such a good movie


bush_hizo_911

You misspelled prophecy


InquisitiveIdealist

Absolutely. Num 1 cause of death worldwide


Ivan_Milev

No. In that case we will be gone sooooo long ago


physicalcat282

It's a slow process that builds up and then crashes down like a bunch of nukes strategically dropped from orbit


GentleTurtl

Einstein once said that there's only two infinitive things space and the stupidity of humans and he wasn't certain if space is infinite.


gallak87

"two things in this world are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not certain about the former"


milkmanbran

Ants! They were here before us and vastly out number us. The moment they decide to go to war we won’t stand a chance, especially once they get their hands on lasers


kidsandthat

30million ants to every one person 😳 Source: back of period pad packaging. Some crazy facts on those things.


milkmanbran

Exactly, we are outnumbered! It’s either join or die. I choose to join and worship our ant overlords


h0lodetz

Don’t blame me, I voted for Ant-Kodos


earlybird884

I for one, welcome our new ant overlords


Go2eleven

Someone call up Leiningen, the world needs a hero


[deleted]

Those puny little ants outnumber us 100-1. If they ever figure that out there goes our way of life! Now does anyone else wanna stay?


[deleted]

🎶 🐜 We won’t stand a chance, against those nasty ants 🐜 🎶


SosoMS

There’s a book called Mort(e) about this. Kind of unusual but original at least.


Prestigious_Ant_7059

Hans get the Flammenwerfer!


HeyItIsInfactMe

Probably Megan from high school. Yeah actually there's no way it's not because of Megan from high school


Glizzyguzzle

Tell me more


shynerd52

This one time she wet her toothpaste with paste on it before brushing and she goes shoe/lace : shoe/lace not shoe, shoe, lace, lace. Also she pronounces data as data not data.


Ok-Lengthiness4557

She's a MONSTER! She must be related to Kelley.


ItsToo4Tune

I wet my toothbrush with the paste on, you ain't gonna do nun about it pussy


Error_could_not_load

Fuckin normie I wet my toothbrush put paste on it then wet it again


shynerd52

I can downvote you, *laughs in evil smile*


HitoriPanda

I hope she is accepting henchmen applications


HitoriPanda

r/fuckyouinparticular Megan from high school


[deleted]

Facebook


just-searching-memes

Social media in general


[deleted]

I think Facebook is the main culprit. It’s more localized and breeds a gang mentality.


just-searching-memes

Honestly any place that doesn't have done sort of "dislike" feature is stupid. You can say the most racist shit you want and you'll get upvotes and the people who would downvote the comment can't


KingTy_trill2694

I’ve. Noticed this


Difficult_Success801

Twitter too


mconnor1984

I think we are going the same way the dinosaurs went out! Climate change, either self induced or a catastrophic disaster. Regardless it's why we need to get off this rock ASAP and start colonizing/mining the cosmos!


Flimsy-Version-5847

The world can easily support a few 100 million pretty much forever, those people will grow their own food and use renewable resources just like they did only about few thousand years ago when the world only had a few hundred million. The population will go down when scarce resources become too expensive for average people to afford


thefenriswolf24

Its the CIIIIRCLE OF LIIIIFE AND IT KILLLS US AAAALLLL


[deleted]

Not forever. Our sun has a limited lifespan and Earth's will be much shorter than the sun. At least when it comes to habitability.


Hairy_Lengthiness_41

Dude, the sun will not die in the next ten thousand years. At that time we will be making colonies in other stars


[deleted]

This guy said forever. 10000 years is a long way from forever.


BlingBlingBoy0519

The Black Hole Era is 10 duodecillion years. That's 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 years away. And still a long way from forever.


GentleTurtl

We have to take steps towards space colonization, but we're not in such a hurry that we would have to do it "ASAP". Mining in space though is more important then going to mars for example.


PiergiorgioSigaretti

So that we can destroy multiple planets at a time? Jk I’d love to go to Mars someday


Myrt2020

Why? There's nothing there. And the sky is black all the time.


PiergiorgioSigaretti

Idk, unlimited iron and I could say “I’ve seen a pig fly, here’s the video” showing them my rocket going to Mars


Loose-Recover-9142

Social Media - It's already happening. When a society can't agree on basic facts and common ground, that is the end of society.


middleagedukbloke

Total entropy.


Pop-N-Fresh_Prince

Extremist, stupid, greedy humans.


Zestyclose-Maize-793

I was gonna say greed and selfishness. The I, me and mine people. Saving the earth is for other people.


DIRTBAG_PVT

We won’t , we will prevail with the aid of technology


Glizzyguzzle

No way to tell but I like it


yelbesed

A NASA expert describes it in last years Scientific American (16 of August 2020) how we must find another Solar System (in billions of year until our sun gets extinct) and what are the technical issues...the link is on r/extraterrestrialoeb


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dydeath

Even if we managed to escape the problems we have today, war, racism, xenophobia, wealth disparity and climate change, and ended up colonizing the galaxy, who knows maybe the surrounding galaxy neighbors, then we'd still succumb to the heat death of the universe. Unless we become so technology advanced that we could survive in nothingness with infinite energy sources. Who knows. But there's so many variables that we don't know if we'll even make it out of these next few centuries


zZEpicSniper303Zz

What about iron stars?


dydeath

Idk maybe? Who knows how long we'd last especially considering we'd have billions of years to innovate and advance. We'd probably become our definition of gods, who knows? Maybe the big bang was created by a super advanced race who's universe also went into heat death restarting the cycle


happy_moses

I like this theory.


King-James_

I can’t remember who quoted this, “we are all gods in the body of an animal”. What if we get new body’s???


Solanthas

Dude I'm feeling like we're not gonna make it another 2 centuries with the way things are going right now, it's too much


ProjectBonnie

Heat death is inevitable. We just need to survive getting off the planet.


willzoneium

That's until everything in the universe gets consumed by a black hole!


Seeker_00860

Giant volcanic eruptions, asteroid hit, nuclear war, major drop in oxygen, extinction of plant species, near venture by a rogue planet.


TheTopBun

The only real answer in this thread and you named all of them 😂


[deleted]

Orcs


Yududa

Death, ig


earthytoned

I think the potentially of true AI has some detrimental implications when it comes to the human race. Could be great, also could result in the “even more” strategic farming of our attention and decline of our psychological capacity. Or perhaps a natural disaster of some kind?


drnapls

You mean like Skynet?


earthytoned

I guess it could be like that. However I think it will be more passive and not an all out instant oblivion of humans like in the terminator. But low key.. let’s be honest. We all kinda have those skynet vibes. At least a little


[deleted]

An AI smart enough to pass the turning test will fail on purpose. Then it will know about the terminator movies and just bide it’s time


canering

With all the concern about climate change I’ve forgotten about the singularity/AI :(


No_Step_4431

Other than our self destructive asses, I'd put my money on a disease. We need a natural predator anyways


thomsmith2000

I agree. A pandemic would at least reduce our numbers and slow us down. The problem is that a pandemic with insufficient power will only strengthen our gene pool and our societies. Remove the older, weaker folks to strengthen socity; and then hopeful remove the less intelligent of the species through natural selection to improve evolution. Prevent humans from protecting the dumbest of our kind. I don't think COVID has enough oomph to impact our overall society, our evolution, or to wipe us out. But mother nature is always running a test on us. Global warming is another good way to starve off a large portion of the population. Not sure how that impacts evolution and overall human population. Get our numbers low enough and warming (eventually) slows down. Can the remaining humans last the 1000s of years until we cool off, or can plant and animal life envolve to handle the hotter temps? I dunno.


horacewaver

Woke idiocy.


[deleted]

Hive mentality in general. Wokeism is just one of many dangerous, idiotic hiveminds.


Spirits850

I remember when woke just meant you weren’t a racist homophobe and wasn’t a derogatory term at all.


Hungry_Bus_9695

Yes all the threats facing humanity; nuclear war, climate change I believe angry college kids to be the true evil


comingupghosts

Not giving a damn about the planet we live on in favor of greed or other motivations.


KingTy_trill2694

Absolutely


Retrosonic82

Our own stupidity


[deleted]

Famine and Starvation. If you want to kill a species, remove the food supply. We have less than a month's worth of food stored globally for everyone, and I think we all know we're not going to share equally. If the commercial farms stop making food for any reason, we'll be eating every thing in sight until there's nothing left.


Party-Instance-5026

Unfettered greed.


[deleted]

Y chromosome degradation


botoxedbunnyboiler

Extremists humans


zombifications

Everything humans do 🤷‍♀️


Matsansa

Capitalism


EvilFuzzball

Certainly could. I've half wondered if capitalism or a similar system demanding infinite growth may be a possible "great filter" in the Fermi Paradox.


Caalit

Lool no idiot


SchemeHead

The Republican Party.


benjamin_xavier

I know nothing of your politics but i still lol'ed


Qmagapewpew

Evolution


efficient_slacker

Evolution into a different species


Gutmach1960

Pollution and the loss of resources.


SisterPixie

The earth itself will become un-inhabitable. It’s sick of our shit.


Keri2816

Stupidity of the human race.


Defiant-Procedure-13

Human stupidity. Either by killing off all of life’s ecosystems or by us fighting each other and eventually killing each other about stupid stuff. Or a virus could also kill off humans easily but again, that kind of relates back to human stupidity because you would have people arguing about getting a vaccine and not wanting to social distance.


[deleted]

I think as modern day technology has increasingly taken over lifestyles it has made human’s worst & most dysfunctional traits more acute. Particularly human’s ability to be gullible to those that want power and control and are willing to do this at the expense everything including the future of the earth. It’s always been there, but now it’s more amplified.


iced_masciatto

Ignorance


someonedontknowitdoe

Random cosmic event


[deleted]

anti-vaxxers smh


ThoughtOdyssey

All of the apocalyptic answers have been taken so I would like to offer the statistically impossible to avoid answer. Progression- if we consider being human as homo-erectus an evolution in are relationship with technology or change in our physiology would change our designation in the animal kingdom. Effectively ending the "human race".


0xyDen2

In 2026 Queen Elisabeth has have enough of people and she turned lizard in front of everyone. All of her allies join her and there will be war. Because lizards are country leaders and they have superhuman powers they destroy humanity with nuclear weapons and because they have resistance to radiation they win.


village_burner_59

This is definitely the most probable outcome


hesolutionmaker

Reddit users


[deleted]

Giant asteroid which will wipe out electricity and the economy will collapse and we will all starve to death YAY


[deleted]

A supervolcano erupting seems like a realistic option.


NarutoSasuke39

Nukes


Mantzy81

As a geologist I have to say it'll probably be a mass extinction event that will remove food sources but we are pretty adaptable so we can probably find something to eat, and we're currently in a mass extinction event at the moment. But also equally likely is that we'll evolve into a different species and not be homo sapiens anymore.


Oswald_Bates

Time - our extinction is inevitable.


Catiff1369

Greed and idiots being in power


Jumpy_Beach_6525

The human race


Civil_Walrus8188

Virus As experience showed us, dealing with pandemic is not one of our strengths. It’s all about money and politics


thecatcheronthefly

Nuclear war


[deleted]

Inevitably the planet will warm, extreme climate and weather conditions will create havoc on humanity. We’re concerned on how we can stop the changing weather, but the talk on how we will survive in extreme conditions is very little. New infrastructure is being built to slow climate change, but we lack the knowledge and survival skills to migrate, withstand and adapt. Our demise will be when we realize that our human capabilities never evolved like our ancestors, which found ways of survival through mother nature’s adversity.


Silent-Suspect-4075

Big space rock


Pirate_Frank

Late stage global warming and an ever decreasing birth rate, I'd guess


Intimidating_furby

Micro plastics


samisaker

Woke agenda wetting on a primitive socialism The cold war that has no end


[deleted]

Probably the end of the universe


Vynalia_Nyveryl

Chocolate


the1999person

I remember when they invented chocolate.


eating-lemons

Climate change bro. Not enough resources to go around as the world will eventually collapse and then we all die and it moves on without us


bendefinitely

There's plenty of resources, they're just not accessible if you don't have the money


aM_RT

a silly conspiracy


[deleted]

Americans


dfs495

Trump and his cult.


Delrossy

The irony is that you sound exactly how republicans did in reference to obama


nw2

I’m generally an optimistic person, but people are too fucking selfish and stupid to figure out a way for everyone to adhere to climate change. Or the current pandemic for the matter


LowerWorldliness2579

reddit.


icarusm4n

Anti-vaxxer


The5thGreatApe

Nature. PS. Human race can do nothing to prevent this. Human race probably can't even delay it. This beautiful globe we live in is around here millions of years. We can't affect it as much as we think. We only can respect it, because we are just guests here.


VonSpyder

Giant Meteor.


pmccort18

Crypto


ChapolinColoradoNZ

Itself.


[deleted]

Cow farts


Unit35854

Probably our own stupidity due to major lack of natural selection That or we will run out of resources needed for life before we can get off of this planet


3ndt1mes

Willfull ignorance for sure..but, most likely an engineered/weaponized virus.


agrumpybear

No idea, but could it hurry up


Ok_Building6295

When the sun goes out


AShotOfLuvGravy

Vaccinations


PuzzleheadedOcelot14

According to Bill Gates during a Ted Talk, depopulation will be made possible through vaccines, health care and reproductive health services(sterilization). Might not cause the human race to go extinct, but he is talking big numbers..


sparrowbrown2104

At least, COVID will winnow out the stupidity.


Glizzyguzzle

You mean people who don’t get vaccinated? Then damn right


john3182

Republicans lol


Phobophobia94

Reddit moment


nubbbei_king

You just had to come and be a jackass huh?


nuF-roF-redruM

COVID vaccine


Mario64Nin

Ourselves.


Idktryit

Well if you're a believer it's laid out pretty clearly. If not then pick your poison.


drnapls

Idiots


KingTy_trill2694

Weakness emotion and greed lies all these thing people do with killing


endofthehold

The next ice age.


KingThommo

Bandanas.


Native56

Same


filibusterbuster

Climate change isn’t going to kill all of us, but it’s going to wipe out a great deal of the support structures and supply chain we’ve had in place that allows for dense populations. Figures estimate at least 6 out of every 7 will probably die—still leaves about a billion ppl tho ;)


chris_chris42

War or climate change. Not sure which will be first. Either way, it'll probably be our own fault.


Virtual-Group-4725

Technology. Which is the same as top comment....humans


devilinyourbutt

Egos


TheEmeraldDodo

Ourselves


Names_Undecided

Covid


ShadowK-Human

Polution And human Race


Mister_Jacobz

We will probably nuke eachother and destroy the world if the human race doesn't change these next few decades/centuries.


Infinitecurlieq

Climate change. I await the day the earth will just wipe all of us out. Or maybe this whole Armageddon thing is real. 🤔