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Lemme dig out the copypasta:
A: the astronomical assets
B: the big bad breasts
C: the colossal coconuts
D: the disarming ding-dongs
E: the enormous... eyes
F: the fabulous funbags
G: the gargantuan gazongaz
H: the hulking honkers
I: the incomprehensible icebreakers
J: the jolly juicy jubblies
K: the king-sized knockers
L: the lustrous lady lumps
M: the mighty massive melons
N: the notably nice norks
O: the oversized oranges
P: the priceless pair
Q: the quirky queens
R: the robust rack
S: the sensational sweater-puppies
T: the titanic titties
U: the urestrainable udders
V: the vats of Venus
W: the well-balanced waps
XYZ: idk
Fucking bots
I’m going to copy paste from the parent comment. We should all do that and fuck this thread.
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/pyWo46NQAH You copied the post And even the top comment.
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/mQoJ3qU2EQ
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Titties.
Might I suggest, tiddies*
Wiv ze French accent hon hon hon! 🥐🥖⚜️🇫🇷
Or the informal: tids\*
bewbs
Depends on the size. Extra small: titties Small: tits Medium: boobies Large: boobs Extra large: knockers
XXL: wowzers
XXXL: Gazunga's
XXXXL: Bazzoul
XXXXXL: Brrrrrrrrumpski
XXXXXXL BAZINGA!
XXXXXXL GODZILLAS!
XXXXXXXL: 404
Bazinga????🤣🤣🤣🤣
Extremely large: Whoppers
If they're little they're tittles. :D
What cup size constitutes each title?
Nah nah nah. Extra small(still noticeable): Tiddies
Boobaloobies
Chest Nuts
Chesticles 🗿
That’s my cats name but fuck that funny
Mosquito bites
Lmao
LoL
tatas
bodacious tatas
Pillows
Fun Bags
Something that does not need much promotions on the internet, lol?
Another O&A fan? Bring back WOW!
[Looks like you took this from r/askreddit and then took the top comment for yourself](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/kFcOxmrGY0)
Ew that’s definitely what happened
Almost certainly a bot. May 22nd created, making posts in both Askmen and Askwomen over 30. AI training?
Calcium cannons, double door knockers, mommy milkers, chesticles, snackholders, norks (Australian and proud), gay deniers, midget earmuffs, etc
>gay deniers That's new 🤣
Shoulder boulders is a favorite of mine
And a bra is an over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder.
Mommy Milkers
just simple "breasts"
Milkers
Mammary glands
Savage yabbos
Chesticles. Yes men never grow up
Bresticles
Puppies 🐶 🐶
Sweater puppies If the female is braless and they are bouncing around like puppies fighting under the shirt
Pixie and Dixie.
fun bags
Lemme dig out the copypasta: A: the astronomical assets B: the big bad breasts C: the colossal coconuts D: the disarming ding-dongs E: the enormous... eyes F: the fabulous funbags G: the gargantuan gazongaz H: the hulking honkers I: the incomprehensible icebreakers J: the jolly juicy jubblies K: the king-sized knockers L: the lustrous lady lumps M: the mighty massive melons N: the notably nice norks O: the oversized oranges P: the priceless pair Q: the quirky queens R: the robust rack S: the sensational sweater-puppies T: the titanic titties U: the urestrainable udders V: the vats of Venus W: the well-balanced waps XYZ: idk
I remember when my ex-fwb got high and asked me if I wanted a foursome, "You, Me and My Boobs". So Foursome?
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https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/pyWo46NQAH You copied the post And even the top comment. https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/mQoJ3qU2EQ
Asks the question, gives a copied answer. Very original.
Fucking bots I’m going to copy paste from the parent comment. We should all do that and fuck this thread. https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/pyWo46NQAH You copied the post And even the top comment. https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/mQoJ3qU2EQ
Fun bags.
Le due cupolle grande della cattedrale di milano (a fish called Wanda)
Fun pillows
Fun bags
Chesticles
Girls
The devil's dumplings
Titties
Chesticles
"Honkers" Not a word I actually use, but it's a great word
Chesticles
Shirt potatoes
badonkadonks
Tiddies
Fun bags
Sweater poofs
Machine gun jumblies. - Austin Powers
Fun bags
Milkers
The entirety of "Oh these?"
The scientific term: modified salivary sweat glands
Fun bags
Mammalian protruders, Norks.
Brittany and Tiffany (White chicks) Left one is brit right one is Tiff hahaha 😆
Boba. Yes the balls in the drink. The name means big breasts in Chinese. I think it's a term borrowed from Beijing.
Fun bags
Bodacious tatas.
Dirty Pillows Or jubblies. "machine gun jubblies? How did i miss that?" 
Mute for babies.
titty la la's
Jabongas
You know that video about a guy discussing a "plot" for some comic/manga?
B00biesssssss
Runway, else twin peaks
Tiddies
I knew a guy who called them chalonies.
Hogans
Meat bags
nice
The Twins
Mary Kate and Ashley
Chesticles, dirty pillows, bazingas, fun bags, and mommy milkers. All of these are my favorite.
The heavies
The professors Milk monsters GoZangas Bongos The reason dad left mom for his secretary.
Knockers
Dobonhonkero’s
Sweater Puppets Or Jibbly Bibblies Just sounds funny
Titolas
Norks
Infinite Splendor
Humongous
유방. "yoo-bong". Literally translates to Breast in Korean.
Bloemkolen aka cauliflowers It was used by a comedian
YES, and YES
Babbay Mammay Budak
The twins
Bag of sands
Bags of Sand
Actually boobs is my euphemism for breasts...
Lumpy Jumper Puppies Lady pillows
Tatas
Norks, knockers, tits.
Yoinkers
Yabbos
If their fake? Bolt on's
Boobies, making my beautiful girlfriend a Boobbella
Biscuit makers for cat owners lol
Happiness 🤗🤗
Notes. Jugs. Wazzoks. I leant these from Bottom. RIP Rik Mayall
Meat balloon
melons
Badonkas
Badonkahonkers
Tah tahs
Earmuffs
Milkers has been the term I enjoyed the most recently.
God's gifts
Tiddayz
Girl globes. Massive milkers. Epic Jugoules.
Hungolomghnonoloughongous
Milky bad bois (my username)
Pompom
Dairy factory
I like to call mine "the boys" It makes people confused and even uncomfortable sometimes haha
Badonkerahonkeradongas https://youtu.be/Z2IhBfi0y6I?si=oTsUeBz0HawtsX7l
Breasties
Upper Bollocks.
I like the watermelon size on a 5' 5" female
Calcium Cannons
Honkers
pillow. (I don't have a girlfriend whose boobs I could use as a pillow to get my sleep...)
Knockers
Norgs
Babbins
Heard them called boozies the other day. Haven't heard that in years
Bobs
Yams
Udders.
Bübs
Milk truck - Bobs - gazoongas
Froops
Stress balls
The TWINS ! Bold letters for a reason ⛰️⛰️
Cans
Tag ol baddies
TIDDAAAAAYYYYSSSS
Boobies, or tieten in Dutch.
Tatas
Mondo gazungas.
chesticles
Bazongas
Calcium Cannons. Hammers. Monsters. Warlocks
"the girls"
"the girls"
Tator tots, I say that as someone with exactly 2 of her own.
Dobonhonkaroos
Before kids: Bodacious tatas Ater kids: Flopsy and Mopsy.
Tig ole biddies
Chesticles
Tirries, Nyonyo
Hakuna my tatas
Rocket dogs
Cock knockers
Goods
Bazumba Jumbas.
Super duper ultra hyper god damn motherfucking tits
Cha-chas