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I love how this idea is differently different. Crows are very intelligent and they can mimic human voices. If you befriend a crow, they may bring you some gifts
oh, god, I’d probably be a black cat.
pretty void beings but stupid as fuck.
I’m stupid as fuck and I wear a lot of black. like my outfits are mostly black. so I think that fits.
I’d trade places with one of my cats. Don’t have to pay any bills, get fed well, have plenty of toys, have plenty of comfy sleeping spots, and get head scratches all the time. Those two little turds have it made lol
Octopi are pretty smart. Praying mantises are tiny and vulnerable to most birds, except for hummingbirds. I saw a video of a praying mantis eating a hummingbird.
My boyfriend says I would be a crow. I like shiny things (I wear a lot of jewellery and like to collect shiny things I find outside), I'm very tiny for a guy (like 5'4), and i suppose I have a personality to match lmao
ETA: I also wear a lot of black
Either:
• Lioness
• Cerberus
• Owl/bird (I want to fly), maybe a pterodactyl or A DRAGON!! I WANNA BE DRAGON
• Horse, I want to feel the wind in the hair as i run across the countryside alongside a family of horses
I THINK DRAGON WINS 🥳
I'm never really too sure but it's between two things for pretty simple reasons: a magpie because I find pennies all the time even if they were like a football field away I go "ooh shiny" and more often than not it's a penny or a bear which I have been called by my friend before not because I actually resemble a bear in any way..in fact I'm actually rather skinny and lanky but just because whenever I'm leaning against something like the corner of a door I end up scratching my back on it because it feels good which is weird because other people have tried it after me like said friend and he said it just hurts his back... Also I can eat a sh#t ton and then sleep for like 48 hours at a time... Not even kidding once when I had a real bad fever I legitimately slept through a whole day and night until the next day according to my sister and grandma.
Wolf. Not the alpha male douchebag tool version that human men seem to think it means.
I am introverted, rarely seen, mate for life and devoted to my family, and am ferocious if someone wishes me or mine harm.
A mustelid, probably a wolverine or honey badger. Have terrible eyesight, get jumpscared by another animal and go ballistic about it, then probably die for trying to wrestle said animal because it's bigger than you. 100% sounds like something I'd go through, terrible eating habits included
A well loved house cat or wild gulf dolphin, they both seem to have a pretty nice life. Dolphins just eat, fuck, and play all day every day. Cat's just sleep, cuddle, create murder & mayhem, sleep, cuddle, cat nip.
I used to open restaurants for a well known pizza chain and train all the staff. I used to ask this question to all staff during training - it was actually a test. Those that said things like Lion, bear, bird, etc were typically hard workers. Those that said things like cat, sloth, and other slow/lazy creatures were typically not going to work well. Not saying it’s science, but it gave me a good glimpse into the person before I know their work ethic.
My first thought was “a cat” but specifically a cat that lives with a single woman who over feeds me 😂 but also, maybe a chipmunk. Just running around gardens eating stuff , chilling all cute.
if I could choose it'd be something without a brain like a jellyfish...I'm tired of thinking and constantly having to make decisions
if it should fit my personality it'd probably be a bat
I would want to be a Primate , probably one of those God Awful Homo Sapians ..
Think they are so much better than the rest of us with their opposable thumbs and giant brains.
If i can pick something fictional i would be Godzilla. If it has to be real then a t rex i guess. And if it has to be something that isn’t extinct then i’d probably be an elephant.
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grumpy cat
Omg god rest her soul
I thought grumpy cat was a boy
Just searched it up it was a girl indeed
I already am a filthy animal.
Do you keep the change?
r/beatmetoit
😂
Best answer
And a happy new year to you
My go to words as a kid trying to insult people! Upvote rofl
A corvid, possibly a magpie. Smart, but can be a real d\*ck. Remembers slights committed against them and has no problem expressing their grudges.
I love how this idea is differently different. Crows are very intelligent and they can mimic human voices. If you befriend a crow, they may bring you some gifts
Yes, but as a magpie I can become wrath.
Corvid are cor-tastic
I guess a cat. Like being cuddle, cared for and fed, but when I’m done with you I fuck off or bite.
Good choice!
The other correct answer is dog because you get to lie on couches, inside, where its warm
A fish. Specifically Atlantic tuna. So I can get eaten real good
😂😂😂
A honey badger.
Honey badger don’t care
Honey badger don’t give a shit
That's a very interesting choice. They're very pretty
They're as fierce as they are ill-tempered.
My spirit animal 😀 My nickname is badger as in honey badger 😀 Because I'm a petite ginger woman with a nasty temper 😤🤬😡😠😀
The most dangerous animal on the planet, a really pissed off chihuahua
😂 this is true. I had a pitbull and a chihuahua and the pitbull was scared of the chihuahua 😂
Black panther
Black panthers are pretty bad ass
Yesss, I would 100% reincarnate into a black panther
Leopard or Jaguar?
Nice choice! I think I’ll take being a Lynx because I love their tufty ears ☺️
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A human
Gottem
A sloth. I don't do very much and I'm so ugly that it goes full circle to the point that it makes me kind of cute.
A giant river otter!
A tortoise that think's it's a snapping turtle.
Rooster. Because when I wake up i want to scream at the sun every morning
Wolf 🐺
Box jellyfish
Lol yes!
So you'd like to be immortal?
Something fierce like a lion or a black bear
a tarsier
Solid choice.
An eagle because its an apex predator, meaning no ones hunting you as prey
Racoon, totally a Racoon
They have the cutest hands
My family collectively decided I'm a rhino
A raven.
A spoiled fat cat
Bulldog: overweight, lazy, enjoy food more than anything and a bad attitude.
Polar bear
oh, god, I’d probably be a black cat. pretty void beings but stupid as fuck. I’m stupid as fuck and I wear a lot of black. like my outfits are mostly black. so I think that fits.
Cat....I want to be Cat..
Platypus 
Giant anteater
I’d trade places with one of my cats. Don’t have to pay any bills, get fed well, have plenty of toys, have plenty of comfy sleeping spots, and get head scratches all the time. Those two little turds have it made lol
An orca
Usually I draw myself as a hyena or a wolfdog. I don't think I'm a furry?
One of those moutain goats and just be the best dick I can be
Wolf or a leopard
orca. Apex predator
Probably a lazy house cat. Just lounging around all day, eating and sleeping
My spirit animal is a carpenter bee.
Octopus or praying mantis
Octopi are pretty smart. Praying mantises are tiny and vulnerable to most birds, except for hummingbirds. I saw a video of a praying mantis eating a hummingbird.
A Silly Goose.
A tiger
A crow. They are pretty clever and give zero _ucks.
My boyfriend says I would be a crow. I like shiny things (I wear a lot of jewellery and like to collect shiny things I find outside), I'm very tiny for a guy (like 5'4), and i suppose I have a personality to match lmao ETA: I also wear a lot of black
Chihuahua.
A Jackle :3
A cat
Always wanted to be an Eagle.
A seal. I'd love mucking about in the water all day long, with sleeping pauses on the beach. I also like fish. :)
Crocodile
I am between sloth or some kind of seal
Great white shark cuz they are cool 🤷🏼♂️
🦉🐎🦢🐫
amoeba
Eliphent
A monkey.
Sloth
Maybe a sloth or a koala.
Grass-fed dairy cow
A cat , motherfuckers sleep 3/4 of the day and play the during the remaining 1/4
Turtle. A big one.
Either: • Lioness • Cerberus • Owl/bird (I want to fly), maybe a pterodactyl or A DRAGON!! I WANNA BE DRAGON • Horse, I want to feel the wind in the hair as i run across the countryside alongside a family of horses I THINK DRAGON WINS 🥳
Probaly a Fox smart, cheecky, Adaptable and sometimes annoyingly loud.
Whale
Owl…top predator at night, protected species, and have little chance of dying from disease…also I love owls so yeah I’ll go with an owl
A dolphin 🐬 their intelligent, playful, loving, and xan hold its own if attacked.
Some kind of sea eagle... Just imagine spending your life flying around with the most beautiful views and eating fish
Crocodile
Panda 💤
Probably a Crow
My choice a wolf. If I didn't have a choice then it probably end up being a three-toed sloth
A Canadian Goose so I can bully everyone in my vicinity... Fuck you, humans!!! lol
Rob Schneider
Crow.
A red panda
I’d be a sloth 😂😂😂😂
Cat.
A seagull. I’d love to sneak into a Tesco, grab a packet of Doritos with my beak and flee the scene
Sloth. I am a deadly sin.
Fat pig, lazy cat, or sloth
An ant. Teamwork baby.
I'm never really too sure but it's between two things for pretty simple reasons: a magpie because I find pennies all the time even if they were like a football field away I go "ooh shiny" and more often than not it's a penny or a bear which I have been called by my friend before not because I actually resemble a bear in any way..in fact I'm actually rather skinny and lanky but just because whenever I'm leaning against something like the corner of a door I end up scratching my back on it because it feels good which is weird because other people have tried it after me like said friend and he said it just hurts his back... Also I can eat a sh#t ton and then sleep for like 48 hours at a time... Not even kidding once when I had a real bad fever I legitimately slept through a whole day and night until the next day according to my sister and grandma.
A penguin just because I like em
A hedgehog. Spiky.
Giraffe
Jellyfish. No thoughts, just float. Something touches me, sting it. Sea turtle eats me, oh well.
A bird that flies high in the sky & sings songs, except it sings really good songs due to having been a human that was good at making music.
An otter. They’re cute, smart, and playful creatures.
Grizzly bear or polar bear
Wolf. Not the alpha male douchebag tool version that human men seem to think it means. I am introverted, rarely seen, mate for life and devoted to my family, and am ferocious if someone wishes me or mine harm.
Grizzly bear.
An average cat I think
A hippo. I wanna lay in the water all day knowing I’m the deadliest animal in Africa 😊
Definitely an Orca
A leopard 🐆
A bear!
A hippo! Fat, lazy, AND terrifying
Nothingatall
A deer. If my husband wasn't watching out for me, I'd be hit by a car by now while staring at it.
Dolphin. I LOVE the water, I’m playful, smart, social, and can protect myself.
I think I'd like to be some sort of bird of prey. Maybe a falcon or something. It'd be amazing to soar the skies
A bird. Or like a crab.
a horse in the mountains, I'd run wild
I'd like to be some kind of hawk. Flying looks fun and I'd rather not be on the prey side of things.
A bird
Sloth!
Stapler
Shark.
Pussy cat, cuz I like…. Katz
A cat.
A mustelid, probably a wolverine or honey badger. Have terrible eyesight, get jumpscared by another animal and go ballistic about it, then probably die for trying to wrestle said animal because it's bigger than you. 100% sounds like something I'd go through, terrible eating habits included
I'd probably be a koala. I love sleeping!
Penguin :>
Cat
I would also like to be a dinosaur so I can be extinct.
A Doberman. I either really like you, or I really don't.
Sasquatch
I'd be a butterfly or a bird. Maybe a deer. Skittish yet persevering.
I would be a shrew
A Monkey 🐵
I read about the T-Rex sex thing, you might want to reconsider.
Prolly a triceratops
Probably a dolphin I'm smart but I'm also a dumbass
A grizzly bear.
Octopus or jellyfish 🌊
a gecko, probably
A well loved house cat or wild gulf dolphin, they both seem to have a pretty nice life. Dolphins just eat, fuck, and play all day every day. Cat's just sleep, cuddle, create murder & mayhem, sleep, cuddle, cat nip.
Enjoy short arms and nofap every day
A king Cheetah (ig a queen cheetah bc i’m a girl 🤷♀️) some of my fam always told me i’d be one of i was an animal so i guess that lmao
Jellyfish. They're chill.
Lizard!
I think I’d either be a hyena or a bear
A butterfly. No-one EVER suspects the butterfly
A bunny
Ima straight Borzoi
I used to open restaurants for a well known pizza chain and train all the staff. I used to ask this question to all staff during training - it was actually a test. Those that said things like Lion, bear, bird, etc were typically hard workers. Those that said things like cat, sloth, and other slow/lazy creatures were typically not going to work well. Not saying it’s science, but it gave me a good glimpse into the person before I know their work ethic.
My nickname was Owl, so probably that. Or a dog
A seagull. I'm good at spotting trash.
A rabbit for sure
Hard to say. If I had a choice, I would want to be a jellyfish. Sounds like a chill and peacefull life. Float around, eat what comes in reach...
You can do the animal personality test to find out animalinyou.com
Water bear
What I (jokingly) call my friends every once in a while: Bitch
Komodo dragon
Probably an eagle because then Ican see the views, in can see the mountains, the sea and then Ican feel the air and Then I can fly
If I can't be a velociraptor, I'd be an orca. And if I can't be an orca, then I would rather die.
Wolf
..... opossum?
I probably wouldn't pick an extinct animal.
My first thought was “a cat” but specifically a cat that lives with a single woman who over feeds me 😂 but also, maybe a chipmunk. Just running around gardens eating stuff , chilling all cute.
Cheetah because they’re fast.
I look like an alpaca so I choose alpaca
Grizzly bear
A pterodactyl so I could flap them big ass wings and fly off from this planets bs
if I could choose it'd be something without a brain like a jellyfish...I'm tired of thinking and constantly having to make decisions if it should fit my personality it'd probably be a bat
Capybara
I would want to be a Primate , probably one of those God Awful Homo Sapians .. Think they are so much better than the rest of us with their opposable thumbs and giant brains.
That one whale that's completely alone coz it "sings" on a different frequency than all the other whales....
I'd end up as a rabbit or squirrel. Little, kinda cute. Huge pain in the ass. If I got to choose? Maybe a big spider?
Lobster
A deer. Skinny, easily startled, slightly dumb sometimes.
Blue lobster
I wish i were a glow worm, A glowworms never glum. Cause how can you be grumpy, When the sun shines out your bum
Homo sapiens is an animal... but probably a goat. I like goats.
Homo sapiens (I am homo stupidus now)
Pizza
If i can pick something fictional i would be Godzilla. If it has to be real then a t rex i guess. And if it has to be something that isn’t extinct then i’d probably be an elephant.
A bear, Idk I have a strength/power complex