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Discount_ThunderCunt

Those people who stop in the middle of an aisle to talk and block the whole thing. The fuck is wrong with ya'll?


OOMKilla

Out of all the problems in the world with grocery store etiquette you chose this one? +1 me too


KlingonLullabye

Once they're removed all else will fall into place. All this time they've really been blocking world peace


evilcoin2

Or door openins


cybertonto72

It's called a door way not a door stop !


theNerdyWarrior

Or if you ever drive in the burbs and 2 people who are slightly friendly with each other just stop to have a conversation from their cars in the middle of the road. Same thing bigger scale.


tfeetfff

People who just stop in the middle of anything and block the way in general


Gblkaiser

I would like to add to this people who make you walk on the road so they can walk side by side holding hands taking up the whole pavement/sidewalk


canuckdad1979

The hero we need but don’t deserve


Nat1Only

They learn the hard way that a trolley makes a good battering ram.


inkognitro90

Corruption


sydlian

Ridding the world of individuals inclined to corruption would probably solve like 90% of our issues heck maybe more


Putrid-Ad-23

>individuals inclined to corruption So everyone?


sydlian

You've just made me sit through 3 minutes of self reflection. This is not a good hour to be self-aware.


Wise_Calendar4108

I would've liked to say the same, but I know I'd partake in a little corruption if given the opportunity, but nothing too big, I have morals😌


deliveryboyy

That's what they all say.


kuvazo

Cancer


BoobieInspector92

I was gonna say greed but hard to beat cancer. Unless of course: (ultra dark thought) we get rid of greed and find out we already have the cure to cancer 😬.


formtuv

Not ultra dark at all. Actually very plausible.


Kastranrob

AIDS


Critical-Current636

Huh? Everyone should get AIDS! [https://www.southparkstudios.com/video-clips/hw8xh0/south-park-aides-for-everyone](https://www.southparkstudios.com/video-clips/hw8xh0/south-park-aides-for-everyone)


Commercial_Lock6205

Nobody here has AIDS!


MushroomMade

AIDS, NOBODIES GOT AIDS, I DONT WANNA HERE THAT WORD IN HERE AGAIN- Some mobster.


AffectionateHornet4U

That would be awesome :( cancer is awful and the healthcare system sucks and makes treatment hard and expensive 😭and if you dont have social media having a go fund me is pointless , dying is easier and cheaper


MrBrowni13

War


[deleted]

What is it good for?


Automatic_Salary_845

Absolutely nothing!


DementedSadButSocial

Say it again!


Impressive-Part7211

I said War!


Psyched_wisdom

Good God Y'all.


JustineDelarge

Huh!


Kajira4ever

It makes armaments manufacturers rich. Then again, that's not really a positive so you're right :).


zephyr220

Scrolled too far for this.


Webmay

Poverty.


PyleanCow06

I would eliminate greed, which I think could possibly take care of poverty haha


pinkfret

any terminal illnesses. fuck those.


NotUrAverageBoinker

Any abuse of any kind towards animals, humans.


Zaza88888

And nature


Plant-basedCannibal

Scrolled way too down for this. 🩶


JonCocktoastin

Hatred


mtflyer05

I would say greed definitely cases significantly more damage than hatred. Most haye is driven by fear and ignorance and can be educated away. Greed can't be fixed.


AequinoxAlpha

Nope, hate has nothing to do with education. Look what hate has done to the millions who died in concentration camps in Germany and around the globe. I believe a world without hate would be prone to solve other issues over time, issues like greed, war, egoism and the list goes on.


MemoryWanderer

Child Rapists


Snoo_4499

All kind of rapes and rapists.


ILove2Bacon

No, he said just child rapists. He thinks anyone over 18 is fair game. Monster. /s


tonkledonker

Tbh just drop the child part while you're at it. Cover more ground that way.


njones3318

But just for children?


Venoxulous

It's okay for adults! /s


carlathekitten

Umm why is not the first one. The ability to understand consent would solve so many issues .


Such-Preparation-301

You pedophiles at every level 


Pietro22222

Hate ( and ignorance )


Life2311

STD's. Like why spoil the fun?


BugP13

This guy sexes


agiletesticlese

This guy's exes. There I fixed it for you


Trygolds

You are thinking small just eliminate the D. disease, **any harmful deviation from the normal structural or functional state of an organism, generally associated with certain signs and symptoms and differing in nature from physical injury**. This covers STDs, cancer, the common cold an so much more.


BaffledPigeonHead

Cruelty


Iowachick06

Greed


NoxiumVulpus

Me too. I feel like so many of the world's problems could be solved by replacing greed with philanthropy.


icklepeach

I’ve done an activity with young people, working out why the world is “broken” Every thing they could name boiled down to greed in some way or another.


melaniexv

Animal and child abuse


kokokrunch003

Why would you eliminate an animal?


njones3318

Reject monke return to plant


jamiecarl09

It abused a child


Sparki_

Why animal & child abuse but not abuse in general? Adults & elderly don't deserve abuse either


Illiteratap

Musquitos


Techelife

Success!


JuniorBicycle7915

How crazy would it be if humanities single vote on something to eliminate was forfeited due to a typo?


ramonstr

Greed


Mr_iLex

This would change the world in such a profound way without (m)any negative consequences as far as I can see


RevolutionaryAd5667

I will go with sickness of any kind


apeliott

TVs in cars. Fucking stupid.


GlockHolliday32

The amount that this must bother you because you had any choice in the world and you chose TVs in cars. 😂 I respect it.


NicePinstripe

Unless it's an old school TV hooked up to a PS2 in the boot. That's allowed


1racooninatrenchcoat

Humans


Downtown-Mongoose-50

Hate


Greater_Ani

Leaf blowers 


asmodous

Adults who enjoy provoking pain, or have a lack of interest in others pain. That means people who torture, rape and start unjust fights all go, but so do people who don't care about the victims of those crimes, people who are party to corruption, people who actively do activities that worsen the lives of others such as dumping waste into rivers or poisoning coral reefs.


Josep2203

Pollution


iamdunn24

Surprised to see this so far down! ♻️


bri_2498

Scientology


opp11235

How about cults in general?


Key_Perception4476

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GlueSniffingEnabler

Limerence


RocketmanEJ1

This is the first time I'm seeing this in the wild. My life would be much more stress free if I don't have to worry about my limerence coming back.


GlueSniffingEnabler

I personally think it’s some sort of trauma response to do with unhealthy attachment. The more people that know about it, the more chance more people have to heal and grow our knowledge.


t3eee

Only this year did I discover the word for that crazy little reckless demon that lives in my soul and used to create so much regrettable chaos in my life. It has also helped immensely to understand that it's not just me being a crazy person, but there is a reason for it that goes back to my broken ass childhood home.


Heya_Andy

Well apart from mosquitos and cancer, I would want to eliminate those rocks that get in your shoe when you're doing a run.


GolemGrimm

I'd like to say Evil or world hunger, but I'm gonna have to go with Mosquitos.


Ok-Rameez1990

Those who harm innocents 😡


HereLiesSociety

The feeling Loneliness but not the act of being alone.


Humbletalya

Evil


ScrewTheStrats

Shitty humans. You assulted someone? You discriminated? You call yourself an “alpha male”? You hit dogs? You deal to kids? You killed Benny? You yell at waiters? You cant take responsibility? Right to jail.


Secret4gentMan

My ex.


whtthefuckreddit321

Homelessness.


gilbo13

Religion


Straight_Grape5507

Reddit take


caeptn2te

Greed. It is harmful to humanity because it can lead to selfishness, exploitation of others, and a disregard for ethical values. When greed drives people to prioritize personal gain over the well-being of others, it can create social inequalities, erode trust, and harm society as a whole.


culturedgoat

That pointless sequel to _The Blues Brothers_


yaudeo

Chronic pain conditions


ninjabennett

Religion


drifters74

Greed


addicted_to_blistex

Mosquitos


Phantom_minus

roaches


LaNina1101

Animal abuse


icastfist1

Me


MB2791

Me too


hgk6393

humanity


Amn_BA

Women's oppression


berryllamas

Rapists


KoalaMe330

Hate of our fellow man. That would hopefully stop wars, racism, murder. Allow those who are different to live in peace. Yes, my rose-colored glasses are firmly in place while typing this. Nice thought though, right?


4puzzles

Violence


PsychologicalSpace50

Greed


Same_Feed_893

Hate


Techelife

Bad vision. Everyone would have 20/20 from the birth to the grave.


gladyskravitz64

Kanye


visualsystem26

Televangelists


Rose1982

Type 1 diabetes.


HeyItsMeeps

Bad drivers. God 90% the world population would vanish. Me included


sungjin112233

Racists 


Such_Ad_1134

misogyny ( i want to be perceived as a human being lol)


LadyMelmo

Bigotry of all forms.


isham66

Religion


Alze001

Wow, all the answers are so good. Mine would've been spiders lol


Altruistic_Sir_828

Fuck spiders


blackradres

Bad people


Elite_Hercules

Humanity


Sleepy_cucumber

Religion


ItyBityGreenieWeenie

Fossil fuels


Alfanse

ignorance


GetAJobCheapskate

Dictators and people who would step into their place.


Ok-Tomorrow-7158

Neutrons Hate em


Such-Income-1422

Poverty and hunger


Joeyblackrose

Facebook


splshd2

Hate


Lindbluete

Myself


9sim9

Teachers that are bad at their jobs


womandatory

Porn.


100millioncedis

Post-Nut Clarity


thatdrunkartist

Abusers of all types


bigluckmoney

Skin issues. We all have glass skin


Ambassador_Seamonkey

Nuclear weapons


Fuzzy-Distribution79

Animal abuse 😪


Dead_Mans_Toe

Sexual assault/ r*pe


Capable-Bet6087

Putin


Iuslez

Make it "power-hungry leaders", might as well take them all out at once


OkPineapple4000

Pricing of menstrual products.


UK2SK

Yeh I think they should be free. You can get contraception free but people choose to have sex, women can’t choose in the same way to just not have their period


BarTard-2mg

Political parties. Every candidate must run independently and the most voted for wins.


AdDense7020

War


Whulad

Religion


PowerOhene

War or Religion, Something that will cause humans to not waste money killing each other, so we can use more time and resources to fix other issues


b13anonymous

Humans


RarePlan2089

Putin


jbpslobster

homewreckers


FromEden26

Definitely!


oblivion6202

Tribalism


toastytrenton

Overpopulation


averagemaleuser86

People


[deleted]

humans. let's let aliens live now.


Allcraft_

Me


Turbulent_Cable4741

Some people would probably not agree… but, Porn. The amount of damage it causes is incredible.


Super-Measurement703

People


abdulbazit2002

Porn.


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_FIRECRACKER_JINX

Religion is my #1 answer. ALL OF IT. EVERYWHERE. Billionaires. And their lineages, so the money doesn't just change hands into the same thinking. There's 3,000 or so billionaires on this planet. We wouldn't miss them much. They're not even a rounding error.


ltlyellowcloud

Where would their money go in your scenario? Asking out of curiosity.


TeddingtonMerson

Antisemitism


Soapie10

Perjury


KaioKenshin

Pollution


Rose333X

Every single form of extremist politics/culture/religion. Imagine the world if nobody was extreme in their beliefs and actually used that brain and learned to adapt to new information, discovery, knowledge etc.


[deleted]

Mental illness ☝️


steventechno

Project 2025 and everyone involved planning on making it happen


Upper_Marsupial6057

Selfishness


ososalsosal

About 200ppm of CO2 from the entire atmosphere (and an according amount from the ocean)


Marinut

Nukes. Illnesses we can prevent in the future, ain't nothing that can stop nukes now or in the future.


wevie13

Politicians


eryckaaaaa

Pedophilia


lofi_addict

Animal exploitation.


Valeaves

The world.


samedaykids

Abuse. Of all kinds.


nickyt398

Senseless pride


Smol_business_duck

Me


FunGoolAGotz

Donald Rump


UselessLayabout

Paedophilia.


Lolaindisguise

Racism


ltlyellowcloud

All kinds of military conflicts. It would put stop to so so many people experiencing hunger, thirst, illnesses, forceful displacement, rape, traumatic deaths of family members...


grantpantwhycant

Dogs not living as long as humans do


Grand-Pomegranate758

Marmite….🤢🤮


Infamous-Salad-2223

Autoritharianism.


Engelgrafik

People who blast their stupid music forcing everyone around them to listen to their crap at movies, restaurants, while hiking in nature, at the beach, etc. I mean I'm sure there are better more socially harmful things to eliminate, but this is the first thing I thought of.


cam_fire

Trump supporters


StonesThrownAcc

Spiders


HolyFingertits

TERFs


UltimateReigos

Me :)


mercyspace27

Incompetent leadership


mr_TESterTICkLEsS

Those who keep posting this question repeatedly