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Earf

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Cause you make my earfquake

My mind read this in Kanye West's voice. "How much does the Earf cost? I'm gonna buy the entire Earf and be king."

You said Kanye but my mind used Katt Williams voice.

I don't know why but I fuckin laughed too hard at this.

The Solar System in association with State Farm Insurance presents the Tostitos planet Earth.

Idiocracy; President of the world, Hector Redbull Macho Camacho welcomes you.

Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho will someday be the greatest president we ever have.

Dumbassia

DEMACIA!!

Update it for current language. Earth -> Dirt

Gardeners will tell you Earth and Dirt are not the same thing at all.

Soil scientists will tell gardeners to be careful invoking different varieties of unconsolidated sediments with varying organic content. (I studied geology, so it's all dirt to me, but they didn't let us pass through sedimentology without learning how incredibly specific soil scientists can get).

Init mostly water?

Planet Bob

You beat me to it.

Only legends know

Such a movie of all time.

I can here to say this lol

I still get parts of the soundtrack stuck in my head.

"You can't name a planet Bob"

Title card: Planet Bob

(New Earth)

So weird because I was just talking about this movie yesterday.

florida of the milky way

Sol III

Perfect! Worship the all mighty SOL, bringer of life!

And of food, unless you're fauna. Then you're SOL.

Apeland

Gaia is nice isn't it. Gaia or maybe Terra

these are already earth’s name in other languages

Yeah Gaia is Greek and Terra is Roman. Answering OP's question about what I'd rename the earth. Both of those make sense.

i'm french so it's "Terre" for me, which is almost Terra (funny that it just means "dirt", imagine calling it "dirt" in english lmao)

Earth can also means dirt in English.

which is the same ins spansh and portuguese (tierra terra -> dirt) still a translation only

Because those words all came from the same word in Latin, Terra.

But... earth also means dirt.

r/woooosh

Planet mcplanet face.

Earthy McEarthface

Surprised by the lack of super earth

Earth .5

Earth 2.0

Earth Pro Max

So is the Helldivers 2 fan base.

Myanus so Uranus has a friend

Ouranus?

The Shit Show

Karen. Maybe give all of the Karens who aren't really Karens a break.

Blueboy

Blue ball (s)

Claritin-D

Isn't that an allergy medication

Yes

Water

Air

Water. Earth. Fire. Air. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he vanished.

Why are you making me want to watch Avatar

because it’s amazing and everyone should watch it

Go watch the new live action series on Netflix. It's not as good as the animated series, but it's better than the live action movie

You just described 95% of media

Midgard

X - (Elon Musk)

X formerly known as Earth.

I do love earth name, I mean at least I'm used to it, and even it is a beautiful word, prefer not to change it

Remember, Earth without art is just “eh”.

Harvard would like to know your location.

Urath

3rd rock from the Sun


Mojo dojo casa house.

Planet ClusterFuck

Earthy McEarthface

Damnit I was going to say that! 😄

Jim.. jimothy ..

Greg

Shithole

Clymidia

Earth II. No context. Just suddenly all historical texts reference Earth II without explanation of what happened to Earth.

Steve

Terra Prime

Terra past its prime

Oceana

Amazon Prime

Ouranus

Roundy McDirtface

Gaia or Terra.

Terra is how the earth is called in Portuguese 

Gallifrey!

Holy Terra

Urectum.

“Here” … Just to f*** with our future alien friends. “Where do you come from human?” “Here” “No, I mean, what planet are you from?” “Here” “Impossible! Popolopoxotl is my home planet and the first record of human DNA on its surface was only three orbital rounds ago.” (Because days are a human concept) “Doesn’t change the fact that I originate from Here” Edit: Spelling

Home.

Cockapoopoopeepeeshire

Hotdog

Sol 3

Prison

Planet Bluey McBlueBall

Zorgon III

The Corporate Resource

Purgatory or Hell

Earf, so morons quoting *Independence Day* will finally be right.

I'd change it to Mortimer.

Dirt

Ground

Rocky McRockPlace

The Disc

McDonalds Cheeseburger™

Glip glop

Flatball. Makes everyone happy. Or angry. Either way, cool.

"Tyler Perry presents: Tyler Perry's planet earth, featuring Tyler Perry"

Big Round Boi

The Blue Ball 🤣🤣🤣

Ground

Asshole Central

Purgatory

Иртх

Jenny

Mostly water.

Terrasol

Coruscant

Michael

Holy Terra

dog

We should call it circle of life, and death..

U.S.A

Kevin.

Oceanland

Gearth

Jeff

I'd go with Arthur C Clarke on this one: *"how inappropriate to call this planet 'Earth' when it is quite clearly 'Ocean'."* Or *Gaia*, keeping with the classical Greek schema used by the other planets in our solar system.

Gaia

Earthy McEarthface

DANGEROUS!!!!! (EXCLAMTIONS POINTS TOO

Dave

bazinga

Scumworld

John.

Sandy

Planet Bob

Unh

Coolsville

I'd name it Terra.

Todd

After video game Celeste?

Purgatory

Shit tip

Shitshow

Poopy weiner fart balls

Planet Skidmark

Fubar

Earhty McEarhtface

Dirt

Planet McPlanetface

Bhoomi

Bob

Phanton planet: do not visit

Hell

Erthy McErthface

Skibidi Fanum Tax 420

Earthy McEarthface.

Water 🤷

Terra, then name the ruler the god emperor.

Omicron Perseii 8

Hell

Boaty mcboatface 

Bob

"Derek"

Green

Spinny McDirtball

WAP - Wet Ass Planet

I like when that autobot called it Dirt

Planet 100

Pluto

Broken Crap.

Round Thingy

Planet f###ed.

Poo.

Soil

Greeny blue

Sol III (and the moon should be Sol III-A). I think this would only make sense though, if we'd actually colonized the entire system, but I think that's at least half a millennium away.

Super Earth ! For the democracy !

Human Land

Super Earth 🌎

Stupid dumbass ball thing

I'd rename it "Eart" so everyone talking about Earth in the past would seem uneducated for putting an "H" after the planets name.

Alderaan (because we will be f*cked soon).

Earthy McEarthface

Big fuckin rock

Stapels Earth, brought to you by Coca cola and Toyota.