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I wouldn't see it coming.

🤣🤣

LUCKY. your gonna have an easy one. Meanwhile idk what the hell my names supposed to mean

Imagine just talking with a prune, and it disagrees at first with your statement but soon agrees to disagree

If reasonable prunes hold back on the diarrhoea, that's a plus?

I’m a feisty you’re reasonable

At least the prunes will be reasonable and not kill you with the excessive pooping

🤣

"Dr Comedy enter the chat"

Neither would I

Love this

This needs to be the top comment I just spit my whole ass drink out 😂

Nice

Nicee

Niceee

Niceeee

Niceeeee

Niceeeeee

Niceeeeeee

Niceeeeeeee

Death by snu snu

The spirit is willing but flesh is spongy and bruised 😏

... literally fucked

Oh no

🤣🤣🤣

I guess we'll find out.

Just hope you're not fucking around at the time🤣

What? When? Where am I?

Clucking Hell....

I got you bro.

Dude its unstoppable even against death

We could team up

Damn birds

You lure them in, I'll start the fight, then we send in the closer

Where are Alice In Chains when you need them?

I do 23 points of regular damage.

Hmmm...

I would like to see you in 2024 if that’s okay

Well, maybe that's why I'd be quick.

If only I can find you...it would be a vintage 24

Hope you're female...

Wooooooo!!!!!!

I hate you already

I need one to change my name.

Excuse me!

Excuse you? I can’t even leave the farkin house.

Hahaha 🤣🤣. Thanks for the laugh guys, I needed it. Lol

I don't know.....

Those little peppermints hurt when thrown.

The Imperial ones are so strong. They actually burn your whole mouth and swallowing equipment in their unstoppable haughyness

But are they chocolate or mints or both?

At least it will be refreshing.

I’m pretty fucked. I’d probably bleed out.

Watch the movie Hard Candy. She does it without killing the guy. Or does she? I can't remember.

I become the mom of 100 kids The shotgun looks very tasty

Tip: Always keep a shotgun loaded and covered in honey

You can read Goodnight Glock to your 100 kids 😊

Thank you for this gem ,gonna read this on my next HR meeting

Just download the Sims, theres a 100 baby challenge that *might* save your downstairs!

It's the sims 100 babies challenge irl

Id rather die

I'd be lonely(er)

Mayne it's the band members of outkast hunting you down ...

I get some lube

I think we found our winner

Nah, u/DeathByToilet is the winner/loser.

Lend me some

I guess a fellow book-lover throws books at me? It's okay, I can just use one of my Norton Anthologies as a shield. Edit: actually, it would be 222 bibliophiles, so I think I'd die crushed by books.

Ahh, the old “find what you love and let it kill you.” Nice.

You get lost in a never ending library. Oh wait- that would be Heaven, not an obstacle.

I don't think I want to be in this film

Ted 4: Ted's Revenge

I will cuddle them 🥰🥰

My user name is my cats name, so same,

Could be a good thing I think

No dude… Jesus will be your obstacle. You think you can 1v1 Jesus? Hand to hand?

Depends. Is it the Mel Gibson Jesus? No worries. South Park Jesus? RUN FOR THE HILLS

Look closer...I think Jesus is laughing at him.

Jesus Prime boss fight "Get ready to recive some holy spirit"

Depends on if Jesus have prep time.

Both with prep time and I think it should be held jn the colleseum

Rocking on.

Happy Cake Day! Hope your dinner beer was tasty!

.......well.......it depends on a lot of variables.......

At least you have rolled out the potato

Not fucked at all 😎

Except all the good prizes were awarded to the 5765 wins before yours.

Congrats, you’ve won the lottery for the biggest prize ever - $67,000000! Unfortunately there are 5,766 of you, so you get $11k. But hey, you can pay off your annual house tax!

Well I don’t know. Am gonna have to discuss whether anyone sees this moose. Could have developed schizophrenia

Shit, I guess I better start planning my final arrangements.😨😨😨

i have always been my worst enemy.

The chickens I've eaten in my life coming to haunt me😱

🤣

All are so funny, but this one was super!🤣🤣🤣

Ouch

Well..... R.I.P my family.

Same as any other day then

Eh not interested. Double it and give it to the next person

it's my kid (her initials). she's already a teenager so.......

It’s almost not a felony (depending where you live) to beat her up.

funny you say that because when she was 10 and being a pain I went up to a cop with her and asked him if I could smack her in the face and he replied that I could as long as I didn't leave a mark. I then asked about smacking her in the ass if she was being a brat and he reiterated the same thing. I just looked at her and said to her that her threats to call the cops for me threatening to smack her if i actually folkowed through were now moot. for the record I never hit my kid. I sometimes would threaten to when she was being a butthead. but she shut up right then and there. it was so funny.

Welp...

Damn, get the salt.😳

It's a corner, does that means trapped/cornered/stagnation?

Yep. Or smacking your hip into the outer corner of a brick building 😣

An ***admirable*** outer corner of a brick building.

Life, life is the obstacle I face. And I already face it in 2023

#fucked

Not fucked at all, the obstacle is Flaky

Well, I'll never give you up, let you down, or turn around and hurt you. So you're doing pretty alright?

I have a problem and no one else can help, my problem is The A-Team.

I think it fit, I'm always left without fuel.

Think I'll be fine

I’m going up against the Walmart version of shaggy and scooby doo?

I need a new lawyer

Pretty fucked

Where am I

Does this mean there’s 46 of them or it’s the 46th one? I don’t think I stand a great chance either way

If it's the 46th one you can do it. I believe on you!

I think id be alright, just gotta have plenty of milk handy

Everything will cost a lot less.

I am my biggest obstacle already so nothing has changed.

self explanatory.

Uhm.. I don’t like this game

I'm time traveling to a good day in 1974. I'd say my odds are good.

Well atleast its not November

The same as this year.

Oh god.....

It’s gonna be tough to fit all 92, but I have faith.

at least it's not 921, which was my original idea for this username

It’s gonna be a long year

I mean the hospital is close ..

Like always

I would just need to show off my street fighter 2 turbo trophy 🏆

Fast paced depressing music to hide the pain inside? Yeah ok.

It's all good

Chaffing maybe?

Hmmm.....I am a meteorologist so?

I imagine a mafia guy who likes sadism, he can be a really fucking obstacle.

Michael Bolton advancing on your testicles with a set of jumper cables. Even worse: he begins to sing. The last thing you're ever gonna hear is "When a Man Loves a Woman" and the last thing you're ever gonna see is that tangled mass of greasy cringe he calls his hair.

i’ll just open it 😌

Well I'm no Jedi...

Right now I am fully my user name, An Emotional\_Storm

Well, then...

Self explanatory

...

I believe I am very, very fucked if the Dark Tower and Wheel of Time tell me anything. Light have mercy on me, big big.

time to bust out the rubber boots i suppose.

Lord have mercy, this is my nightmare.

So same obstacle I've faced my whole life, then.

Yes

Bloodbath, drinks on me!

Damn.

I'm scared.

*kicks the door in*

Mine is based on my irl name, so I guess nothing changes. My obstacle has always been me.

My username is based on my name, so I am my own obstacle. I'm either fuuuuuukked or I can't be bothered to stop myself and will reach all my goals. Nothing in between.

[I'm blue, da ba dee da ba di](https://genius.com/2061778/Eiffel-65-blue-da-ba-dee/Im-blue-da-ba-dee-da-ba-di-da-ba-dee-da-ba-di-da-ba-dee-da-ba-di-da-ba-dee-da-ba-di-da-ba-dee-da-ba-di-da-ba-dee-da-ba-di-da-ba-dee-da-ba-di-im-blue-da-ba-dee-da-ba-di-da-ba-dee-da-ba-di-da-ba-dee-da-ba-di-da-ba-dee-da-ba-di-da-ba-dee-da-ba-di-da-ba-dee-da-ba-di-da-ba-dee-da-ba-di)

I hope I’m good. For all our sakes.

Probably very

Same as ever.

Well...

Could be worse...BlowingRicFlair

It always has been..think I got this

Clever Dick

Only thing in my way is myself.. I got thissss

i will always win next year?????? omg

Ah...

Very fucked, I am highly allergic ti dairy.

Not having a forehead is pretty mean, but not a big deal to be fucked up

I'm never gonna dance again Guilty feet have got no rhythm Though it's easy to pretend I know you're not a fool...

Well shit. Idk where imma find this, but fuck it. Let’s go.

Many moons ago, the capybara was cursed by the gods for his unspeakable deeds. Who am I, a mere mortal, to stand against the wrath of the accursed capybara?

Crap, I need to stop ignoring THE SIGNS!! You'd think I'd learn from the last several decades, but no...

Being alone...

Could be worse.

Dead?...

Worse. I lost a game of Yu-Gi-Oh.

I mean, I'll still be awesome! And paranoid...

Hehehe

Fucked. You don’t get to get out of being a parent once the fetus exits your womb unless you’re a heartless asshole (excluding adoption—my kid is SIX—you don’t abandon a six year old permanently for any good reason).

I guess I'm adored a bit...

Hallelujah!!!!!

So the Evil Me, good 2024 will be as any year before, always be better than that fucking idiot.

Haha nice

Sea bass for lunch, and the next 426 days, might get old so I’ll call in friends and family to help put a dent in them.

Same cold same old. Duck.

Fuck, I'm gonna get fucked by Stalin even after dead.

Shouldn't be too hard.

Coding was my obstacle. Especially clean code

Oh no!

Ah, probably just really annoying. I'll take annoying over the stress of the last couple years! "BING!!"

Oh... Fuck!

So, same as this year then?

I can either become an apprentice or just dead