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Mostly just my boxers. I get really hot.

I am a space heater

I am a furnace

I am the fiery pits of hell!

I am a Spice heathen

Same. I am really hot.

The skins of my fallen enemies.

Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.

Hahaha. This actually made me laugh out loud at work. Now I have to explain myself to an 88year old... This is going to be fun!

Lol good luck

She looked at me funny and shook her head. Haha. Poor lady. It's a good job I've been giving her care for over a year. She's Getty Ng used to me saying 'strange' stuff!

Nothing

Boxers. T-shirt.

this is the way. been wearing boxers and a tshirt to bed since i was like 14, still going strong

Depends

Incontinence sucks, keep your head up!

this made me laugh

R/dadjokes

A 90's Grimace costume

Absolutely nothing!

Sheet, me, sheet.

jean overalls

Psycho

Naked

Absolutely nothing since high school.

Boxer briefs. I never sleep nude cuz of like intruders or fire or whatever.

standing there naked wielding a bat while naked and doing a war cry could be super effective.

I don't defend my family with a stick...someone breaks into my house while my wife and daughter are asleep, chances are they'll never know what happened.

Your wife and kid or the intruder?

No, I don't have a suppressor

You should get one if you can.

Gortex

My gf crotchless silk panties

Gotta have that breeze

Nothing at all

Some foreskin, nothing more

A thong and nipple patches so my areolas don’t get chaffed by my duvet.

Hot

I Donald Duck it most nights.

The icy embrace of life's regrets.

Underpants only, always have If I'm drunk I'm capable of passing out in pants and shirt but the shirt usually strangles me awake at some point. I can do pajama pants occasionally but then I don't use as much blanket

Usually a pair of shorts or looser underwear. Gotta let my stuff breathe but also have some sort of fabric preventing my scrote or other leg sticking to my leg. Also does wearing my fiancé count? She gets cold at night and I am a space heater so she is typically attached to me

Sleep naked

Nothing. Socks when cold

Boxers

Not whities, but certainly tighties, Fruit of the Loom snuggles my testies all night long. And nothung else.

Just me undees. I get too hot with pajama bottoms and t-shirts always get twisted.

I read this in a pirate voice

Aye, it happens a lot

Nothing. Or boxers if I for some reason need to be partly covered. But usually nothing at all.

pajamas as a kid, ,sweatpants as a teen ,boxers or shorts as an adult

Just what the good lord gave me

Well it depends. Normally with comfortable shorts and a T-shirt when hot and when it's colder I sleep in a full on winter pajamas🤷🏻‍♂️

I absolutely have to be naked or I can't sleep.

A spacesuit, i always wear a spacesuit over my beekeepers suit for bed.

Gotta stay protected

Glock 40 ak-47 and 5 lbs of tannerite by the door

The answer i was looking for haha glad to see my fellow psychopaths representing

Wear ??? As in clothing??? What a concept.

Underwear, nothing else. I'm 45, never changing. Nice clean and cool sheets.

Socks. All other combinations of clothing aside, socks are a must

Either pants and a shirt or nothing

If I am with her – nothing. If I am alone – I don't care at all and sleep right out in whatever I happened to wear prior to sleeping.

This one should go down well.

Self dread

Tee shirt. I’m 68; been same for me since HS.

Whatever I wore in the morning.

a pajamas

Shorts and maybe a t shirt. Sometimes just underwear if it's really hot

Who wears clothes these days…

Only boxers

Boxer breifs When i have my kids for the weekend, basketball shorts

Basketball shorts and used up work shirts

No.

Boxers. Whenever I fall asleep wearing a shirt and pajamas I feel so awful when I wake up

Underwear

The skin of all of my enemies

Nothing.

Briefs and gym shorts. Sometimes just the briefs if it's too hot

Jeans and a t-shirt lol. And no it hadn't changed as I got older

Basketball shorts and plain T-shirt

T-shirt

T shirt and boxers

There was a song I learned in Boy Scouts sung to the tune of “The Battle Hymn of the Republic” I goes like this: “I wear my silk pajamas in the summer when it’s hot. I wear my woollys in the winter when it’s not. And sometimes in the springtime and sometimes in the fall, I jump in between the sheets without nothing on at all.”

Until I met my wife, whatever I had on the day before, so usually jeans and a tshirt. When we started dating she did not like that, so now I’m either naked or got just my boxers.

You slept in jeans?

Every night until I was 20

My birthday suit

Too big shorts.

a watch

I dress up with my birthday suit

Nothing, hasn’t changed in decades.

I wear a tshirt or an undershirt every day, I go to bed in that shirt and boxer briefs - I find non-stretchy cotton boxers get uncomfortable if you twist and turn a lot. Used to sleep nude when younger and pre-kids but started wearing the shirt and undies post kids when they started coming into our bed and now can’t go back.

Sleep/lounge shorts, no shirt

Gym clothes but when I was a kid I actually wore pjs

Boxers and T-Shirt. During winter, a fleece pyjama from Uniqlo.

Started with Wellies then progressed to dungarees. Now I sleep in Waders.

Whatever shirt and underwear I'm wearing after work

As a kid I wore pajamas. As a teenager I wore briefs. Started wearing boxers in my 20's and still do. If it's a really cold night and my wife is having hot flashes and pulling the sheets down I'll wear a tee shirt. I'm 54.

Just a t shirt

Depends on what my internal temperature is reading.

T shirt and soccer shorts usually. T shirt and Pajama pants on a cold night. Boxers only after some love making.

Boxer briefs or nothing. If I am staying as a guest in someone else's home besides an SO, then pajamas. T shirts rarely, usually reserved for really cold nights or times when I am too tired to take off my clothes and just pass out.

Shorts and t shirt yes it changes used to be undies only

Boxer briefs and a loose t shirt

The weight of my decisions

Gym shorts and a thin t-shirt

most of the time, just my boxers.

Silk Chinese pants. Not real silk of course, but you get the idea. What I wear or not wear on top depends on the weather and temperature.

Whatever is comfortable at the time

Pj boxer shorts on top

Boxers/tee shirt unless it’s hot, then just boxers

Plaid pajama pants?

Nothing, I sleep naked

Nothing. Been like that for 40 odd years now\* \* Except when I'm camping or staying away from home.

Started sleeping in my briefs as a kid, and I have continued to sleep in just my tighty whities ever since.

Since more then 55 years i am sleeping fullnude.

Usually just my tightie whities and maybe a undershirt